It was a beautiful night. Children were having nightmares, people were dying and Voldemort was going to destroy the only menace to his rule. He watched around, to see if anyone was there. When he was sure that no one was looking, he giggled. He had finally arrived at the house. Thanks to Pettigrew, he knew the Potter's location. He would reward the man for his loyalty, maybe with a nice scar shaped like a snake. He opened the door and made his way to the living room. Was that James Potter? He was a bit fatter then he rememebered... ok, not only a bit, at least five times fatter, if not even more. His face, was different too. And why was he holding a muggle weapon.

''You must be one of those freaks Petunia talked about'' said Potter.

Freaks? Petunia? Who was Petunia?

''You have three seconds to get out of my house. If you are not out by then, you are dead''

But the dark lord wasn't listening. What... what was going on?

''Three''

Did he went to the wrong house?

''Two''

Perhaps... well at least he could have some fun torturing muggles. But only for a few minutes, he decided. He had work to do after all.

''One''

Voldemort raised his wand, but before he could cast crucio there was a bang and a big hole on his chest appeared. He fell.

''Zero''.

No. NO! he tried to muster enough strenght to cast the killing curse, but his body died too soon.

Voldemort was too embrassed to be angry, he had just been defeated by a muggle.


Severus looked at the newspaper on his desk

Muggle Kills Dark Lord

Relief washed over him. He changed sides just in time and most importantly Lily was safe. Then he reread the title.

Wait...what?


The present members of the order were laughing histerically.

The muggle hater killed by a muggle.


''Hey Lily'' said James holding a letter from Dumbledore ''Vernon Dursley is your sister's husband, right?''

''Yes, why?''

''He kind of killed Voldemort'' answered James, failing to contain his laughter.

''He did what?!''


When Petunia discovered what happened she was scared and angry. Her son could have been killed by that w... that... that monster! Fortunately Vernon was there and saved them. Then she discovered who exactly the monster was. She read about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, how much he hated normal people and how he was after Harry Potter... Lily's son. She didn't expect to feel that way, but she felt relieved that Lily and her family were safe. Maybe, she did love her sister.