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I've seen plenty of these around so I decided, what the heck why not give them a shot.
All character of One Piece don't belong to me.
The characters Wizard, aka Wiz, Boomstick, and Jocelyn the intern, their images, and everything that revolves around them are all owned by Screwattack. Hope that you all enjoy.
Suggestions
Naruto vs Aang – No. This wouldn't be a fair fight given Naruto became insanely OP at the end of his series, while we never got to see Aang's full potential when he aged. Seriously, a season before The Legend of Korra, where a grownup Aang dealing with a few problems in the aftermath of the war and the fire benders rebellion would have been cool, seeing just how far he went with energy bending.
Luffy vs Plastic man – no, I don't think so. Sorry.
Link vs. Sora – no, I already have Sora lined up for a death battle.
Alucard vs Dio – yes, I already did that battle once before. However, it is well due for an overhaul, however, I'm at an impasse as to who would win. Alucard has his near unstoppable healing factor and Dio can freeze time.
Bill Cipher vs Discord – no…just no…way too much chaos even for my tastes…and there are enough pony death battles as it is.
Now, moving on, if any of you have noticed, I change the Zoro vs Erza fight. I did this for two reasons 1) I got sick and tired of everyone whining and judging me. Excuse me for trying to spice up my story by altering some endings. Sheesh!
2) I looked it over and found that I didn't like it myself. At least I figured this out after just one attempt and not several down the line.
Anyway, for those of you, with way too much time on their hands, shut up and leave me alone. Also to Game2002 who posted the same review twice…I did it because I wanted to have the crew be influenced by what they saw, like in the recently taken down Akatsuki Watches Death Battle, or Night Raid Watches Death Battle. However, that stuff will come much later down the road.
Chapter 4: Wonder Woman vs Rogue…and I think we lost the cook and the musician
Chopper and Sanji soon returned. There weren't any changes from the patient, and Sanji had gotten the snacks. The two took their seats and began to watch.
The intro came and completed and Wiz and Boomstick appeared on the show. However, there was something wrong…Boomstick was gone.
"Hey, where's the pervert?" Nami asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Maybe he got hurt attempting to play copy Zoro," Chopper said, "Holding a gun in your mouth like that is bound to have some bad effects on you."
Wiz said, "Before we begin there is something you should know. As you have no doubt noticed, Boomstick is not with us. Well, unfortunately, Boomstick wound up cracking his jaw pretty badly after his attempted three guns style, as well as severely damaging a few of his teeth."
"That would do it" Chopper said as he drank from a juice box.
Wiz said, "So to take his place, we have brought out an unsung member of the death battle cast. The woman who does the research we don't want to from the desk of death battle, Jocelyn the intern."
A woman walked up, looking rather nervous. She was a bit shorter than Wiz with slightly pale skin, bright red bushy hair that went past her shoulders, and thick framed black glasses. She wore a black death battle t-shirt with blue jeans and sneakers.
"Who is she?" Sanji asked, raising an eyebrow.
Chopper said, "Hey, wait, I remember. During the Boba vs Samus episode, he mentioned a woman who did some of the research. That must be her."
The others blinked in surprise, wondering what this change in dynamic will mean for the episode.
Wiz said, "Well go on, tell our audience about yourself."
The woman shuffled nervously and said, "Well, I'm Jocelyn, I intern here at the studio and, well I do a lot of the research."
Wiz said, "Oh, don't be modest. If it weren't for you, we probably wouldn't have a show, as we'd be stuck going through a lot of useless information."
The woman rubbed the back of her neck nervously, blushing bashfully.
"Oh, she looks so cute when she's embarrassed," Sanji said, his eyes turning into hearts.
Everyone rolled their eyes at the cook's antics and turned their attention back to the show.
Wiz said, "Now then, let us begin today's episode."
Wiz cleared his throat and said, "Computer, begin death battle episode 4."
A computerized voice said, "Wiz voice recognized, beginning death battle episode 4."
The opening music played as Wiz adjusted his lab coat and faced the viewers.
"Superheroines…the female counterparts to the super hero," Wiz said, "The women combine beauty, brains, brawn, making those who read of them feel drawn to them."
Jocelyn said, "Or if you're a certain age, just to how there drawn."
As Wiz spoke, they showed images of Batgirl, Ms. Marvel, Captain Marvel, Storm, and others. And when Jocelyn made hers remark they showed images of Harley Quinn, Power Girl, and Starfire.
"Oh, such lovely beauties!" Sanji yelled, his eyes turning into hearts as blood leaked from his nose.
"YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Brook cried as his eyeholes drank up the beauty of the women.
Nami and Robin both looked slightly annoyed at the perverted duo's actions, but ignored it in favor of looking at the screen and wondering about the different women they saw.
Chopper looked on in innocent interest.
Zoro didn't show any outward reactions, but even he couldn't deny that he women were beautiful.
Franky just smiled at the beautiful ladies.
Luffy just cocked his head to the side in confusion as to why some people would be attracted to drawings.
Wiz pulled out his remote and said, "One of these women includes Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman."
Wiz pressed his button and a holographic image appeared. It was tall beautiful woman with long black hair. Her attire consisted of a what looked like an armored one-piece swimsuit, that was predominately red on the upper half with a gold bird over hear breasts, and blue on the bottom with a gold band around her waist, acting like a belt. She had red high-heeled boots on her feet, silver bands around her forearms, and a gold tiara with a red star in it on her head.
"Now that is a lovely woman!" Sanji said, "Her beauty almost matches Robin and Nami's!"
Brook said, "Yes, she is. I wonder if she would let me see her panties?"
Nami said, "I highly doubt it, you pervert. Though, I'll admit she does make that outfit look good."
Robin agreed and began to wonder what she did to earn the title Wonder Woman?
Luffy cocked his head to the side and wondered if she would make a good addition to the crew. He also wondered why he suddenly felt his heart thumping at the sight of her.
Jocelyn picked up her own remote and said, "There's also Anna Marie, the rogue southern belle."
Jocelyn hit her button and showed another holographic image. It depicted a woman with pale skin, wearing a skin tight black, yellow and green suit, with a coat over it. her hair was a mix of dark brown and white, with the white being in the front.
"Oh, another beautiful woman!" Sanji yelled, his nose bleeding as he saw her.
Everyone just ignore the man as they turned towards the show.
"Oh, Boomstick is going to be pissed when he comes back next week," Jocelyn muttered, realizing this would be a cat fight.
Wiz said, "I'm Wizard and this is Jocelyn."
Jocelyn finished, "And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors, and skills to find out who would win a death battle."
Everyone got comfortable, and Sanji managed to suppress his lady love to focus on the backstory.
Wiz started, "Three thousand years ago, an ancient city was created by the gods in hopes that love and equality would be taught to the men of the world. This city would be called, Themyscira otherwise known as Paradise Island."
Jocelyn said, "Unfortunately, men back then were kind of bad about trusting women. One of these men, the god of war Ares, manipulated the half-brother Heracles to attacking and ransacking the city. Thankfully, they were lead away from this by Antiope and Hippolyta. Both women took over a faction of these female warriors, known as Amazons. While Antiope, went to seek vengeance, Hippolyta lead her people to an island, which would become known as Paradise Island."
"Dang…that's one way to start a story," Zoro said, "but what does this have to do with Wonder Woman?"
Robin said, "I think we're about to find out."
Wiz said, "For centuries, the amazons lived in peace. However, Hippolyta grew lonely and soon after was approached by the kind of Olympus, Zeus. Soon after, Hippolyta would bear a child whom she would name Diana."
"Wait so she's the daughter of a god?" Zoro said.
"Cool," Luffy said, "That must mean she's really strong."
Robin rubbed her chin and said, "I've read some old books on old stories about Zeus. He was a notorious playboy who constantly slept around. It certainly didn't help that he was married to Hera."
Sanji said, "What an ass. Cheating on his lovely wife."
The others didn't know much about couples, given they didn't think much of it, but they could admit that they already didn't like this Zeus guy.
Wonder Woman aka Diana Prince
Height 6'2''
Weight 130 lbs
Age looks 30, but is really in her nineties
Founding Justice League member and member of the Justice Society of America, starting out as secretary
Princess and ambassador of Themyscira
Jocelyn said, "Diana didn't know she was the daughter of Zeus, having her memories altered by other gods to hide her identity from Hera, making her believe her mother was barren, and that she was given life after being molded from clay. As such, she grew up alongside her fellow Amazons learning the ways of combat. She lived a pretty peaceful life until one day."
Wiz explained, "An army man named Steve Trevor crashed on the island. Diana nursed him back to health and, despite herself, fell in love with him."
"Aw," Jocelyn cooed.
The action was mirrored by Robin and Nami, who looked surprised at herself.
The others looked surprised at the break in character, but turned their attentions back to the show.
Wiz continued, "Soon after, she and several other Amazons competed in a tournament to decided who would take Steven back to the man's world, as they called it. Diana won, despite her mother forbidding her from entering, was given her trademark armor, and set out to man's world. It was there that she was given the name Wonder Woman."
"So that's how she got her name" Nami said, "She's a powerful woman."
Zoro said, "Yeah. However, I'm saving judgement until I know she lives up to the title. Too many people think that they're tough after getting a fancy title or a cool nickname."
Jocelyn said, "And she lives up to it. Though, I would like an explanation for the patriotic stripper outfit."
Wiz said, "Actually there is a reason for that. The lack of fabric around her shoulders and thighs enables her free movement, which makes sense given her training. As an Amazon, Diana was trained from birth in the art of combat, ranging from hand to hand combat, to the use of weapons, and over her long lifetime has mastered them."
Skills and Abilities
Enhanced intellect
Multilingual
Hand to hand master
Armed Combat Master
Great horse rider
Archery
Aviation
Wiz continued, "She also managed to learn how to fly aircrafts, and learned multiple languages, all thanks to her keen mind."
"Okay, I'm impressed," Zoro said, "Though, I don't get the aviation thing. Is that like that ship Enel had in Skypiea?"
The others looked just as confused as the swordsman.
Franky rubbed his chin and thought of what it would take to make a machine that was able to fly. A large smile spread across his face as he imagined being handed an award for building such an amazing machine. Franky began to wonder if he could do something like that when he retires.
Jocelyn said, "She also gained a few extra gifts from the big guys on Olympus to help her in man's world."
Divine Empowerment
Demeter
-Superhuman Strength
-Superhuman Durability
-Magical Resistance
-Enhanced Regeneration
Hermes
-Flight, top speed Mach-5
-Superhuman Reflexes
-Superhuman Speed, top being hypersonic
Other Powers
-Enhanced senses
-Empathy
-Animal rapport
Wiz said, "From Demeter, goddess from the harvest, she gained incredible strength, durability, and the ability to quickly heal from wounds. She's also resistant to magic, which makes sense given that her enemies are known for using magic on her."
Jocelyn continued, "From Hermes, the god's personal messenger, gave her the ability to fly, super speed, and enhanced reflexes. She also gained the ability to speak to animals and a lot of other skills that we don't have the time to list right now…most of it considered useless."
"Oh, come on," Zoro said, "just because some big shot says you can do it, now she can. What a load of bull."
Zoro, to be honest, found this blessings thing offensive. In his mind, there was no short cut to power. You only had yourself, your training, and your own will to be able to reach your limits and gain strength. In his mind, Diana had used a short cut for her powers. He had respect for Chopper, Robin, and Luffy because they trained with their powers and weren't just blessed with them.
No one said anything about the swordsman's words.
"What did they mean by useless?" Usopp asked.
Chopper said, "Maybe they aren't that useful when in combat or in different situations."
Luffy shrugged and said, "So? My devil fruit powers were pretty useless when I first got them and look at me now."
Everyone was shocked as they stared at Luffy, who had just given them a good argument about something. After a few moments, everyone slowly turned towards the show and continued to watch.
Wiz said, "With these abilities she's kept up with some of the toughest men around, including the OP superman and the Flash, quickly earning her place amongst the world's greatest heroes in the justice league."
Jocelyn said, "Even with all of this, she has a few toys to help knock down the bad guys."
Jocelyn hit a button on her remote and a hologram of various items appeared before them.
Weapons
Boomerang Tiara…am not kidding
Lasso of Truth
-infinitely elastic and unbreakable
-forces victims to tell nothing but the truth
Bracelets of Submission
-forged from Zeus' Aegis
-deflects all projectiles
-can release powerful shockwaves when crashed together
Sword
-forged by Hephaestus
-can cut electrons off an atom
Wiz said, "When in combat, Diana wields a special sword. Forged by Hephaestus, the god of the forge himself, this sword can cut down to a molecular level and is, supposedly, unbreakable."
Jocelyn said, "She also has a specially made Boomerang tiara, and her trademark lasso of truth. Also made by Hephaestus, this long rope is unbreakable, can stretch incredible distances, and, as its name states, can force someone to tell the truth. If only I had that for my first boyfriend."
"Well, I know someone that would be useless on," Usopp said, as he discretely pointed at Luffy.
Robin said, "Yeah, but it would also be useless on you, since you can't lie to save your life, Long Nose."
Usopp got depressed as he fell went off to the corner to sulk, drawing little circles on the ground with his finger.
Wiz said "But her most iconic pieces of weaponry are her bracelets from submission. Forged from the fictional metal, Amazonium…or Zeus' Aegis, whichever you want, these powerful gauntlets are completely indestructible and can deflect anything, from bullets and small missiles. They've even blocked Darkseid's omega beams, rays powerful enough to warp matter. If that's not enough, when she slams them together, she can unleash powerful electric shockwaves."
As Wiz says this they show a clip of the fight from Dawn of Justice, where Diana saves Batman and launches a shockwave at Doomsday.
"Phew, fashionable and incredibly powerful," Nami said, "Those are some accessories I would love to have."
Franky said, "I think that I might be able to make something like that, but I won't be able to make anything that could block anything like that."
Robin thought to herself about wearing items like that and creating dozens of hands to clash together and unleashing massive blasts of lighting on a huge group of marines.
Chopper said, "That Darkseid guy looks scary."
The others could agree with that. The stone-faced man looked incredibly intimidating, especially with the pits of fire and gigantic winged snarling creatures behind him made him look especially terrifying.
Wiz continued, "All of this combined, with her enhanced speed and reflexes and it is nearly impossible to hit her with a projectile."
Jocelyn said, "Even without those, she's a proven that this princess is no pushover."
Feats
Block Omega Beams
Resisted mind control
Tanked a nuclear blast point blank
Beat several justice league members while blinded
Holds her own against Powergirl, Doomsday, and Superman
Said to be faster than Superman in combat
Fast enough to keep up with a speedster
Held off a bunch of crazies, barehanded, after losing all her powers
Killed Ares
Jocelyn continued, "She's held her own against power houses like Powergirl, Superman, and Doomsday. She tanked a nuclear blast point blank. She's skilled enough to take down several opponents while blinded and even held off an entire angry mob after losing all her powers. And at full power she has the power to kill gods, as seen when she cut off Ares's the god of war's head. She is also immune to mind control and illusions."
Zoro said, "And now she has my respect again."
Brook said, "Her beauty is almost matched by her ferocity."
Sanji agreed as he eyed the woman up and down.
The others had to admit that the woman was incredibly powerful.
Wiz said, "But Diana is far from the perfect warrior. She can be effected by poisons and gasses, can be bound by her own lasso, and she has come to rely on her bracelets as a major defense, so if she loses them, she loses her main way of defense, but doing so does greatly increase her strength, as they hold back a portion of her godly power."
Jocelyn said, "Also while she can heal it does take time. She is more effected by piercing weapons like bullets, arrows, and swords, more than anything, and she can still bleed out either externally internally. However, her weirdest weakness has to be having her hands tied by a man."
Wiz looked at Jocelyn strangely and asked, "Wait…what? Really?"
Jocelyn said, "I'm serious. If you're a man, and you want to take down Wonder Woman, you have to tie her up…and she's powerless."
There was a stark silence between everyone present. Nobody said anything, no one could say anything. Suddenly, Sanji and Brook were launched backwards by powerful geysers of blood before slammed into the opposite wall, punching holes through it.
Chopper looked confused, having absolutely no idea why the thought of tying a woman up would cause such a huge reaction. He wasn't the only one as Luffy looked just as confused. Thank god for childish innocence.
Wiz was quiet before he cleared his throat and said, "Strange weaknesses aside, her preference for bare fisted combat over weapons can be used against her, and her Amazonian pride can put her in a bad situation. If that isn't enough her powers are kind of inconsistent. This is because, her powers depend on the severity of the situation. If the gods don't approve of the crisis, then her powers are greatly diminished."
Jocelyn quickly added, "However, her training with the Amazons for so long in hand to hand combat and weapons, allows her to easily make up for when this happens, like when she beat up and entire mob of angry people after she lost her powers."
The doors closed and then reopened.
Zoro said, "I think this Wonder Woman is going to win. She's taken on some pretty powerful individuals, not to mention she's been formally trained."
Robin nodded and said, "True, but Luffy and Usopp have gone against those who were trained, and they've won."
Zoro couldn't deny that.
"Let's save the who will win arguments after the next fighter is shown," Nami said.
Usopp motioned to the two perverts of their crew while turning towards Chopper and asked, "Are they okay?"
Chopper whispered, "They should be fine. If the blood geyser was bigger than I would be worried."
Jocelyn said, "In her youth, Rogue akak Anne Marie was born to her parents in a hippie commune in Caldecott County, Mississippi. After he mother disappeared years ago, she was left in the care of her aunt Carrie, who, grieving the loss of her sister, became very strict. When Anne entered her teen years this caused her to rebel and run away from home. This is how she earned the nickname Rogue."
"Wait that's how she earned her name?" Luffy asked, "That is so lame?"
Nami said, "Well not everyone can earn some cool title in the middle of combat."
Robin thought, 'Or after being framed for a crime they didn't commit.'
Franky said, "At least it sounds cool."
Wiz blinked and said, "Well that's…a lot less interesting than I thought it would be. Anyway, during her teen years she developed feelings for a boy named Cody Robbins. After giving him her first kiss, something astounding happened. You see Rogue is a mutant, a normal human with an extra gene, known as the X gene, which granted her unique powers."
Jocelyn said, "Unfortunately, that power was a parasitic touch, which zapped Cody and put him in a coma. Traumatized by this, she ran away and was found by the mutant shapeshifter Mystique, and joined her group of evil mutants, who believed that as mutants they were the superior race."
"They sound like they would get along with Arlong," Nami mumbled to herself.
She remembered all the times that Arlong would go on and on about fishmen being the superior race to humans. She shuddered at the thought of the two ever teaming up.
On the other side of the spectrum, Robin and Chopper felt their hearts go out to the girl. They too had been ostracized because of abilities or a feature that made them stick out amongst others.
Wiz said, "For a long time, Rogue fought against powerful fighters from Captain America to Thor, and proved to be a very power adversary. This lasted for some time, until one fateful encounter with the heroine Ms. Marvel. During the fight, she absorbed not only her powers, but her memories which showed her just how bad her actions were. Afterwards she turned sides and became a hero, joining up with the mutant hero team, known she absorbed not only her powers, but her memories which showed her just how bad her actions were. Afterwards she turned sides and became a hero, joining up with the mutant hero team, known as the X-men."
"Yay, she's good now," Luffy said happily, joined in by happily dancing with the other members of the childish trio.
The others were glad to see that she joined the good guys.
Jocelyn said, "With powers like hers, I probably would want her on my team too."
Mutant Powers
Power Absorption
-needs physical contact
-the longer the touch, the longer the powers last
-prolonged contact can result in powers becoming permanent
-can be resisted
Wiz continued, "Rogue's greatest weapon in her own skin. With skin on skin contact, she can absorb the powers, skills, and memories. From what we've seen, for every second she's connected with someone, she gains the powers/skill/abilities for a full minute. However, there is a bit of a problem with them."
Jocelyn said, "Along with powers, she also drains the victim's life force, which, while good for fighting certain people, it can kill anyone who she holds on to long enough, which is really sad. Because of her powers she can't even hold her own boyfriend in her arms without risk of hurting him."
Sanji woke up and said, "Oh that poor mademoiselle. Forced to live in her own personal hell for a long time."
The others couldn't help, but feel sorry for her. she couldn't feel the touch of human skin without accidently hurting them. What else could go wrong.
Jocelyn continued, "On top of that, after absorbing a lot of powers and having so many psyches going on, she can go through some mental instability, as well as a few other side effects."
They show a clip of what looked like a teenage rogue, using various powers, while in extreme pain, and then shows a clip of Rogue with metal skin, glowing red eyes, and wing.
"So, if she touches too many people…she can go crazy?" Usopp asked.
Chopper said, "If she gets a lot of powers it looks like she can use a lot of the at once, that must make her extremely powerful."
Zoro said, "Yeah, but it doesn't seem like she can control it, if she absorbs a lot of powers at once."
The others began to shudder at the thought of Rogue coming there and absorbing the skills and powers of the monster trio, or the entire crew. They imagined the woman flying round swinging rubber fist with swords in them, launching powerful kicks and punches with insane accuracy, and changing her body. The thought was kind of strange.
Wiz said, "Well then you'll be happy to know that she actually wound up getting full control over her powers."
Jocelyn gained a surprised expression and asked, "She did?"
Wiz nodded and said, "It turns out that the trauma from hurting Cody all those years ago, plus her time with her authoritarian aunt, put up mental barriers that prevented Rogue from completely controlling her powers. After this, she can now drain powers from her teammates without hurting them, or not drain powers while hurting them…in other words…this southern belle is a force to be reckoned with."
"Yay!" Chopper yelled doing his happy dance.
"At least she doesn't have to worry about hurting her friends anymore," Luffy said smiling.
The others nodded glad to see that this woman had gotten her life back.
Jocelyn said, "Yeah, and that's before she gained some extra strength from some former enemies."
Permanently Absorbed Powers
Ms. Marvel's Powers
-Lost after fight with Vargas
Wonder Man's Powers
-Superhuman Strength
-Superhuman Speed
-Superhuman Durability
-Superhuman Agility
-Superhuman Hearing
-Energy Vision
-Flight
-Healing
Wiz said, "Rogue is known for permanently absorbing the powers of Ms. Marvel during her run with the bad guys, however, she lost these powers after a battle with the superhuman Vagras. She has most recently obtained the powers of Wonder Man…no relation to Wonder Woman."
Jocelyn said, "And it was serious upgrade. She has incredible strength, easily capable of lifting 100 tons, super speed, durability, agility, hearing, she can see in different spectrums, can heal herself and fly."
"I still say that is bull," Zoro mumbled, believing that Rogue absorbing the abilities and powers was cheating.
"Shut up moss head," Sanji said.
Wiz said, "As you can imagine, she's done some pretty impressive things."
Feats
Matched the Avenger, Juggernaut, and Hulk
Went from villain to hero quickly
Fought off Kahn's army singlehandedly
Defeated several sentinel robots
Outflew the Blackbird
Jocelyn said, "He's fought against some of the toughest fighters in the marvel universe including the unstoppable Juggernaut, Captain America, and even freaking Thor, the god of thunder himself. And when using her powers, she's taken down the gigantic robots known as the sentinels, and even fought off an entire super-advanced army single handedly. She's also known to move at supersonic speeds, even outpacing the X-men's personal jet, the blackbird."
Wiz said, "On top of all that, she has no known real weaknesses. All in all, this is one southern belle, you don't' want to cross."
All in all, the group was impressed by both girls. They were incredible fighters and had done some impressive things. Luffy kept going on and on about having them on their crew and how awesome it would be.
Sanji and Brook were more interested in their womanly assets than their fighting skills.
Nami and Robin were both interested in the fact that they were both strong and rather independent women.
Chopper felt some sort of kinship towards Rogue, given her time as an outcast.
Franky could go either way.
Zoro had a different opinion of the girls. He had a higher respect for Wonder Woman given that she was extremely well trained. He wasn't a fan of the fact that she was blessed with inhuman powers instead of earning them, the same with Rogue. Either way, he decided that Wonder Woman.
In the end, Chopper and Robin were rooting for Rogue, Luffy and Usopp were rooting for Wonder Woman, and Franky, Sanji, Brook, and Zoro were all neutral.
"Alright," Jocelyn said, "The combatants are set. It's time to put this rivalry to rest."
Wiz said, "It's time for a cat fight death battle."
The doors closed and opened.
We see a city beautifully shining. This is Themyscira. We move through the city showing the various toga clad women who walk through their lives without a note of strife. Some are training, some are relaxing, some are just relaxing and doing nothing.
"Wow, it looks so beautiful," Nami said, "no wonder they referred to it as paradise island."
Sanji was drooling at the sight of the scantily women with a small trail of blood coming out of nose. Brook was in the same boat as he had a small amount of blood coming from his nose hole…somehow.
The others had to admit the place looked incredibly peaceful.
In a temple on a higher part of the island, we see Wonder Woman kneeling before a statue of the various Greek gods and goddesses. Suddenly, a loud noise gets their attention. She stood up and turned towards the sound, seeing a large object soaring through the sky.
"I think that might be the X-men?" Chopper asked, wondering just who was flying the plane.
"Forget the X-men check out their ride!" Franky said, "Can you imagine doing something like that? Flying over the clouds with the world behind you and just watching everything rush past with the wind in your hair, the sun on your skin? It would be super awesome."
The others began to wonder what it would be like to fly, in some cases without Luffy throwing them.
Luffy, Usopp, and Nami flashed back to when they met Kaku and he leapt through the air to get to their ship. They wondered what it would be like to fly through without any fear of falling…or a painful crash caused by Luffy…or Zoro leaving things up to fate and or luck.
Diana's eyes narrowed before she stood up, grabbing her sword and then heading towards the object.
Inside the plane, Rogue stood up as the door opened.
"So, this is the supposed magic island, huh?" she asked.
She turned to see Wolverine and Cyclops, the latter of whom was flying the plane.
"There have been several disappearances around her for the past few years," Cyclops said, "You're supposed to go down there and find out what happened."
Rogue said, "Well, if you say so. If I need help, just hit my communicator, right? Well, see you boys later and tell Gambit that we're still on for dinner!"
With that Rogue, flew out of the jet and headed for the beach.
"Well, this explains why they're at Themiscyra," Robin said.
"And I don't think that they like uninvited guests," Robin added.
The others got comfortable and began to watch, wondering just how this would go.
Rogue landed on the beach and looked around, taking a moment to take in the natural beauty of the island, and the smell of the salty sea air, something she doesn't get very much back in New York.
"You! Who are you?"
Rogue turned towards the shout and saw Diana standing in full battle garb with her sword sheathed on her right side, with the lass of truth on the left.
"Hey there, Suga," Rogue said, breaking the ice and attempting to solve this peacefully, "I'm-"
Diana cut her off and said, "You were just leaving."
Rogue said, "Hey, now, no need to get upset now. I'm new around here."
Diana drew her sword and said, "I'm only giving you this one warning. Leave now, or be punished for trespassing."
Rogue got into her own stance and said, "Well, I can't say I didn't try."
FIGHT!
The two charged at each other. Diana stuck first, swinging her sword. Rogue dodge tot heright, avoiding the attack. Diana swung at her, but was shocked when she only hit an afterimage, howeve,r she quickly regained her balance and turned, swinging a brutal right hook that connected with Rogue's face.
The brief contact was enough to gain a substantial amount of life force, and sent he woman flying backwards.
"Illusion like that won't work on me," Diana said as he charged again.
A barrage of quick slashes put Rogue on the defensive for a few moment,s however, the woman uickly caught Diana by the wrist on when she attempted downward swing. A quickly punch to the stomach had enough force to push the air from Diana's lungs. Rogue took advantage and threw a two-punch combo that knocked Diana backwards, sending her sword out of her grip and falling to the sand below.
Rogue grabbed the sword and with a shout, threw it as hard as possible off the shore, sending it crashing into the water.
Diana recovered and then faced her opponent, glaring at the woman who had hurt her and thrown away her sword.
Rogue growled herself as she shot forward at high speed. The two clashed in a brief grapple, which Diana quickly won, using her knowledge of wrestling and strength to get over Rogue and throw her over her shoulder.
Rogue slammed into the ground with enough force to from a crater in the sand. Diana then crouched over the fallen woman and proceeded to lay punch after punch upon her, slamming her in the chest, stomach, and her face.
With each impact, Rogue's bones buckled an almost snapped. However, she quickly grabbed one of the punches with her bare hand, painlessly absorbing some of Diana's strength and the memories of her training. Rogue then took to the sky, taking Diana with her.
Rogue brought her knees up, slamming Diana in the back causing her to the shout in pain and loosen the grip her legs had on the girl. Rogue then grabbed Diana by her hair and proceeded to wail on her stomach with a barrage of well-placed blows causing her to hack up blood.
"Dang this fight is brutal," Usopp said, "I don't think Wonder Woman is going to last much longer if this keeps up."
Chopper said, "Yeah, but if Wonder Woman does catch on to Rogue's absorption powers, she's going to make it a lot harder for Rogue to fight."
Sanji and Brook were too enthralled in the cat fight to watch.
Nami and Robin were both just watching and was surprised by the lack of clothes tearing as they thought something like that would happen, given the male host who probably made the fight.
The other just kept watching.
Rogue pulled on Diana's hair and sent her flying upwards. She sped up and started speed blitzing the woman, delivering several strikes to the princess' bare skin, draining more of life force and powers. Unfortunately for her, Diana was now noticing how her strength was draining with each strike. She had felt this in a fight before, but she wanted to confirm first.
When Rogue came in for another shot she blocked it with her bracelets, and then grabbed Rogue's arm, draining some strength in the process and confirming her theory. She then threw Rogue hard sending her flying through the air.
Rogue corrected herself just in time for Diana's boomerang tiara to shoot past and slicer her cheek, drawing blood. Diana flew forward, grabbing the tiara on its return trip and clotheslined Rogue with her bracelet hand, and then as Rogue was thrown back, the princess slammed her bracelets together sending releasing an electrical shockwave that sent the woman flying downwards towards the beach resulting in a massive explosion of sand and dirt.
"Oh, that had to hurt," Zoro said, remembering when he was thrown from high places…usually by Luffy.
"Come on Rogue, you got this," Chopper said, rooting for his favorite character.
Robin didn't show an outward reaction, but she could tell that Diana was on to Rogue's powers now and would no doubt adjust her fighting style to deal with it.
Rogue struggled to stand up and was about to move, when a glowing golden lasso wrapped around her neck. The woman brought her hands to her throat to try to stop the rope from crushing her throat. She tried to break it, but found it to impossible.
Wonder Woman landed behind her, the lasso of truth tightly held in her grip as she said, "You have powers, don't you? What are they?"
Rogue struggled against the magical energy, but failed to hold back the truth as she said, "I can absorb powers, skills, and life force through skin contact."
Rogue then leapt into the air and shot at the Amazon princess. Said princess block the kick with her bracelets before unleashing a brutal kick to Rogue's midsection. The woman cried out in pain and spat up blood. Diana wasn't finished however, as she quickly pulled Rogue in for another kick, and another, and another, and another, like a human paddle ball, with Diana being the board, the lasso of truth the string, the Rogue being the ball.
After a few more hits, she loosened her grip on the rope, letting Rogue go, before swinging her up into the air and then slamming her down on the ground twice before sending her flying up into the air.
Diana shot up after her, intending to finish the fight.
"Oh, this doesn't look good," Robin said.
"Smash her face in, princess," Zoro said as he saw the fight was about to come to an end.
The others waited with baited breath while they saw the fight about to end.
Diana shot towards Rogue, however, Rogue was prepared. She quickly dodged to the side to avoid the powerful kick that probably would have decapitated her, and headbutted Diana's nose, breaking it in the process. Rogue then tightly wrapped her legs around Diana keeping the contact draining more strength until she pushed her way out of the lasso.
Rogue then grabbed Diana's leg with her bare hand, draining even more. Diana's skin started to become pale and sickly as more of her life force and powers were being drained. Some of Rogue's wounds began to heal.
With her new second wind, Rogue then proceeded to speed blitz Diana again, brutally striking repeatedly, leaving the tired and drained Diana in a great deal of pain.
Rogue then wrapped the lasso of truth around Diana's neck and tightened it before throwing her upwards and pulling down, sending the princess towards the sandy beach. However, just as the princess was about to crash, Rogue yanked upwards on the lasso, pulling it taught.
Rogue grabbed Diana's throat and said, "Nighty night, sugah."
She then drained the last of Diana's strength via kiss on the lips.
KO
There was a silence filling the air as everyone struggled to come to terms with what just happened. Moments later, Sanji and Brook were launched backwards via nosebleeds powerful enough to push through the back wall, prompting Chopper to freak out.
Robin showed no outward reaction, as Nami groaned in frustration, rubbing her temples.
Usopp had a small blush, but didn't react as he knew two powerful women who could crush him were just a few feet away.
Luffy just cocked hi shead to the side.
Franky didn't react either, not wanting Nami to smash him over the head again.
Rogue dropped Diana, and the sound of footsteps got her attention. She turned just in time to see a huge group of amazons facing her. The X-woman cracked her neck, and got into a stance.
The doors closed and reopened revealing Jocelyn and Wiz.
The intern didn't look amused and asked, "Really? Girl on girl finisher?"
Wizard said, "I just wanted to mess with Boomstick some. At least there wasn't any clothes ripping or hair pulling."
Nami said, "Yeah, if Boomstick where there he probably would have made some very unflattering remarks."
Robin agreed with her friend.
Jocelyn simply shrugged and said, "Probably, well onto the results. Diana had more experience than Rogue and her training in weaponry gave her an edge. However, she wasn't exactly prepared to up against someone like Rouge."
Jocelyn said, "It is true that she has fought against someone with similar powers, most notably Parasite, but he prefers Superman. Plus, Rogue has absorbed godly and mythical powers before."
Wiz said, "With Wonder Woman's abilities added to her own, plus her experiences and training, Rogue found herself with the killing edge, and Wonder Woman received the kiss of death."
Jocelyn said, "The Winner is Rogue."
The group nodded. Chopper and Robin were glad their character won, but they clapped for Wonder Woman given she put up a great fight. Those who wanted Wonder Woman to win were upset she lost, but glad they got a good fight.
Those who were neutral didn't really care, but were glad for the fight.
Next time on death battle…
The screen shows a black void, which suddenly flashes white and a glowing white keyhole appears in the background. There was another flash of thirteen weapons appeared in a flash of blue light before fading from sight. The screen went black after that.
"Wait…what did we just see?" Luffy asked, confused about the scene.
"It looks like they won't give us names right off the bat," Robin said, "I think we'll just have to see what the next episode has.
Everyone sat down and waited for the next episode to start.
Cut! Okay, next week I do a reader requested death battle, the first of many. I hope that you all enjoy it because I will be going in blind here. I would like to thank everyone for their support and I would like to thank cup of whimsy for helping me by adding some feats and helping me with some new information for this death battle.
Flames are ignored, constructive criticism is welcome. See you next time.
