I own nothing. I thank Cup full of whimsy for helping me yet again.

Oh, and the Gamma102, Mattardis is doing his own original death battles and he already did Davy Jones vs LeChuck.

I thank everyone for the support they have given me, and I have an announcement to make. I am only going to be doing twenty original Death Battles, counting this one, with extra ones for the strawhat crew.

Straw Hat Death Battles

Luffy vs Gai – battle of the stubborn warriors

Zoro vs Erza – battle of the sword warriors, complete

Nami vs Lucy Heartfilia

Usopp vs Mine – sniper showdown.

Sanji vs Rock Lee – masters of the kicks

Chopper vs Beast – battle of the scorned doctors

Robin vs Kurapika – battle of the outcasts

Franky vs Adam Jensen – cyborg slamfest.

Brook vs Spinal – skeletal smackdown

Jinbei vs Kisame Hoshigaki

I changed Luffy's battle partner to who I think would be better, plus Gai in his red form vs Luffy's Fourth Gear sounds like it would be insane. For Nami, I went with a girl who deals with crazy people, and seems to be the most normal members of her team…or at least the one with the most sense. For Usopp, I went with the dutiful sniper who always manages to come through in a pinch. Sanji and Lee are both brutal martial artists who were both looked down on in their lives, but have risen to be considered powerful. And, personally, I can't wait to see Judge's face when someone finally breaks that maniacs' jaw. Chopper, I shouldn't have to explain. Robin and Kurapika were both assassins and outcasts in their respective world. Franky and Adam are both cybrogs and both have their main weapons located in their arms. Brook and spinal seemed like it would be fun, plus any chance to write a Brook moment is a delight. Finally, Jinbe and Kisame are both fish-like in appearance, and are nearly unstoppable.

Other Original Death Battles

Sora vs Noctis – complete

Dio vs Alucard (Hellsing), rewrite of another original death battle

Alucard (Castlevania) vs Alucard (Hellsing) – complete

Predator vs Prophet

Joseph Joestar vs Edward Elric

Cinder Fall vs Azula

Deadshot vs Widowmaker

Indiana Jones vs Jack Sparrow

Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan

John Stewart vs Nova

Sigma vs Ultron

? Battle Royale

Lubbock vs Walter Cornez

Zuko vs Roy Mustang

Cinder Fall vs Naruto

Meliodas vs Ichigo Kurosaki

Whitebeard vs Gildarts

Kenpachi Zaraki vs Jack Rakan

Red Hood vs Punisher

Swamp Thing vs Man Thing

I thank everyone for their submissions. Let the fights begin and I hope that everyone enjoys the fights. Also, if anyone can think of someone canon ending Naruto would be a good match for, please tell me. Now on to the filler chapter. Now, if you notice I took away the Pyrrah, Eustass kid fight. That's because I feel that Kid's full power hasn't been shown. If they go into more detail I the show, I may spring this battle later.

Chapter 9: Battle of incompetent bad guys

Everyone was waiting patiently for the video to load. Meanwhile, Isom and Chopper both left to check up on Nami and Usopp.

"Come on," Luffy said, "it's been a month already."

Sanji looked confused and asked, "What are you talking about Luffy? It's only been a few minutes."

Luffy said, "Well it feels like a month."

They were cut off when the door opened and the two entered the room.

Isom said, "Good news. It looks like Nami and Usopp are recovering faster than I thought. By the look of it, they should be ready by dinner time."

Luffy said, "Yay."

Sanji sighed and said, "I'm so glad that my beloved Nami will be up and walking on her sexy legs soon. I'll be sure to whip up a special dinner for her, and something extra delicious for dessert."

Zoro rolled his eyes and said, "If you make it, it will probably taste like crap."

Sanji angrily stood up and said, "What did you say Mosshead?"

There was a slight crack and Sanji flinched as he sat back down, having forgotten that his leg wasn't entirely healed yet.

Chopper said, "Shush, it's starting."

Everyone turned to the screen as the familiar battle music began to play.

Wiz said, "For years, villains have always had multiple expendable minions that they can send in droves."

Boomstick looked at Wiz and asked, "Are we really doing this? We are really putting these guys against one another?"

Wiz sighed and said, "Yes, Boomstick we are doing this. It was a request, so we are going through with it."

Robin cocked her head to the side and asked, "Boomsitck doesn't seem that enthused about this battle."

Isom said, "In a minute, you will see why."

Boomstick said, "Well, we're pitting two of the biggest idiots in gaming against each other. The Goomba, the brave mushroom warrior."

Wiz said, "And the Koopa, the tiny walking fortress."

Boomstick said, "You should know that I'm Boomstick and he's Wiz, and you know…Death Battle."

Chopper said, "These things have some weird names."

Luffy said, "Are they supposed to be stupid?"

Robin said, "If they are basic minions, I think we can compare them to the marine grunts that keep attacking us. They usually go down pretty easy."

Zoro said, "Something tells me that this shouldn't be taken too seriously."

Isom sighed an answered, "And you're right. This is considered a joke battle. Essentially, a battle not played because it would be awesome, but because the characters are so pathetic. There's at least one other I can think of, but that is later down the road."

Wiz said, "The Mushroom Kingdom. A world filled with a flurry of strange plants and creatures, ranging from Piranha plants to water spewing fish…to a sentient attacking sun?"

Boomstick said, "Yeah, I think the creators who made this world were probably on drugs. However, one of the strangest creatures in this kingdom are by far the most ridiculous…the Goomba."

Boomstick pressed a button and brought up a hologram of a small creature. It was incredibly short, not even coming up the knees. It was shaped like a mushroom, with a light brown body, a darker brown head, and a pair of small dark brown feet, with no arms, and angry expression, and a pair of inverted fangs.

"What is that?" Luffy asked, cocking his head to the side.

Sanji said, "It looks like something that I would cut up and deep fry."

Brook asked, "A giant mushroom? That is rather silly. What is next, fighting flowers? An island full of large predatory plants?"

Zoro didn't say anything as he thought this was just ridiculous.

Goomba

Backbone of Bowser's Army

Defeated by a single stomp

Extremely adaptable

Wiz said, "These short mushrooms were originally steadfast allies of the mushroom kingdom. However, they apparently face some oppression due to their short size and lack of intelligence."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, so when the massive dragon/turtle monster Bowser showed up, they took the opportunity to betray their home, joined up with Bowser, becoming his most expendable henchmen, and helped in kidnapping their princess, Peach."

They showed an image of Bowser, the massive creature roaring a his commanded his armies to attack, with a tied-up Peach was brought out to him by the Goomba.

"Whoa, what a lovely princess," Sanji said smiling.

Zoro cocked his head to the side and asked, "Wait…how is a human woman the princess of a bunch of mushroom people?"

Isom said, "Like I told Chopper, don't try to introduce logic into these."

Boomstick said, "Afterward, the Goomba became Bowser's main attack force, which makes a lot of sense as these things can apparently survive in both deserts and snowy mountains.

Wiz said, "True, however their usefulness kind of ends there, as they have usually just one strategy…charge blindly at whatever is in front of them."

Luffy said, "Hey, that's kind of like my main way of fighting."

Sanji asked, "That is there strategy?

Chopper said, "I think we finally found someone who could be dumber than Luffy."

Robin said, "I'm beginning to think so myself."

Zoro said, "Ditto."

Strategy

Charge forward

Useless fangs

Head bash

Boomstick said, "Not the most cunning strategy, but I'm not surprised. If it's coming at them the Goomba show just how big their spores are by charging at whoever is coming at them. Unfortunately, they tend to run off cliffs when they."

They show an image of Mario being charged at by a Goomba, only for the portly plumber to jump over him, and then charge stupidly off a cliff.

There was a loud sound of skin slapping on skin, as practically everyone facepalmed at the complete ineptitude of the humanoid mushrooms.

"By far, dumber than Luffy," Sanji grumbled as other nodded.

Wiz said, "That goes without saying. After examining a voluntary Goomba, I found that their brains are about a half the size of an acorn…which proves what we've all thought about Goombas."

Boomstick said, "They are fucking stupid."

Everyone nodded in agreement. Though there was one question that they wanted answered.

"Why would they keep around such a dumb species as soldiers?" Robin asked.

Isom answered, "They are easily manipulatable, can survive pretty much anywhere, and they come in the thousands…easy deployment, basically."

Wiz said, "However, they do have a few good tools to use in battle."

Wiz pressed a button displaying the Goomba, only with two additions. A large green shoe, and a pair of small, white bird wings.

Equipment and Abilities

Green Goomba Shoe

-Also called the Kuriboh shoe

-Enhanced jumping ability

-Can't be penetrated by Spikes or Spinies

-Easily stolen

Paragoomba Wings

-Enable Flight

-Best used to hover

-drops micro-goombas

Telekinesis

Wiz explained, "When in combat the Goomba can equip the green goomba shoe, which is basically what sounds like. The massive shoe is capable of greatly increasing a Goomba's jumping ability."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, and the thing is pretty goddamn durable, maybe some plastic/leather fusion or something. Anyway, this thing is tough enough to block spikes, which kill with a single touch, and land on Spinies, you know those annoy spiky shelled turtles that always get in your way? The only problem is that it can be stolen really easy."

Boomstick then chuckled and said, "And I can see why, that looks kind of fun."

Chopper chuckled at the thought of jumping around in a big shoe. Everyone else just looked on as they didn't think it was that impressive. Though, they had to admit it did look a little fun.

Robin glanced at Chopper and blushed slightly as the image of Chopper in his usual form riding around in the big shoe, giggling like a child filled her mind.

'So cute,' she thought.

Wiz continued, "However, when ground travel proves to be too dangerous, even for this mushroom's tiny brain, he can sprout wings and become a Paragoomba, capable of barely sustained flight."

Boomstick said, "While not good for flying, it can hover pretty good. And in this form, it can drop micro-goombas on the heads of his enemies. You know you're a badass when you use children as ammunition."

"They what!?" Chopper yelled in horror.

"What?!" Luffy yelled.

"Is that supposed to be funny! What is with those shitty mushrooms!" Sanji yelled.

Zoro growled at the bad taste of the joke. He may have been dark, but even he hated the idea of hurting a baby, Robin, Brook, and Franky being in the same boat.

Boomstick suddenly gained a thoughtful look and said, "No wait…badass isn't the world I'm looking for. What word and I looking for?"

Wiz provided, "Monstrous? Insane?"

Off the screen Jocelyn yelled, "Batshit?"

Boomstick snapped his fingers and said, "That's it. These Goombas are batshit."

Wiz sighed and said, "However, out of all this, the Goomba's seem to have limited telekinetic abilities."

Boomstick looked at his cohost and said, "Wait, are you telling me that these dumb as hell mushrooms have move-things-with-their-mind-powers?"

Wiz answered, "Yes, but it is incredibly limited. At most, we've seen them move baseball bats with their minds…or their just weird like that. Science is still out on the answer.

Boomstick said, "Well, whatever the case they have the advantage in numbers, but I don't think that it is going to do them much good."

The doors closed.

Everyone didn't really have a good opinion of the Goombas. They were slow, stupid, and didn't really have much use aside from being a shield. Though, the did think the goomba shoe was funny, and the telekinetic thing confused them a bit.

They were also beginning to realize what Isom meant when they said it was a joke battle.

Wiz said, "The second portion of the backbone of Bowsers army consist of these turtle terrors. The Koopa."

Wiz pressed a button and a holographic image of a Koopa appeared. It was a sentient bipedal turtle, with yellow skin, or scales, a green shell and a white rim and a pail underbelly, with green shoes on his feet.

Koopa Troopa

Turtle underling of King Bowser (No apparent relation)

Cowardly

Almost always dies

"It looks kind of cute," Robin said.

"I would slash that thing up and have Sanji serve it for dinner," Zoro muttered.

Boomstick said, "Though, I wouldn't exactly call them terrors. More like very annoying obstacles."

"So, another grunt to be sent out," Zoro said, "I wonder if they're completely stupid too?"

Sanji said, "If they're smarter than these Goomba, than I think I know who is going to win."

Wizard said, "Under the command of the mighty Bowser, the Koop act as par to the Koopa Troop's main attack force."

Boomstick said, "Wait...you mean like ninja turtles?"

As Boomstick asked, a holographic quartet of Koopas appeared, with red, blue, purple, and orange bandanas on their heads, and wielding a pair of sai, a pair of swords, a staff, and a pair of nunchaku, respectively.

"No," Wizard said with a blank expression.

"Cool, ninja turtles," Luffy said, his eyes sparkling.

Chopper agreed with his eyes sparkling.

Robin giggled as she couldn't help, but think that the sight of the ninja turtles was adorable. Not to mention the idea itself was kind of funny. It made her wonder where Boomstick got the idea for it.

Zoro shrugged and said, "If they're basic then they probably wouldn't make good ninjas."

Sanji said, "Yeah, that does seem kind of ridiculous."

Isom stayed quiet. They were going to be in for a surprise.

Boomstick said, "Aw, man. Anyway, the Koopa are apparently tougher than their mushroom brothers in arms, as the army is called the Koopa Troop. And it is thanks to their natural turtley-ness, and by that, I mean their shell.

Koopa Shell

Nearly indestructible

Can withstand 200 lbs of pressure

Demolishes anything destructible

Bounces off walls

Variety of colors

Great weapons in racing, apparently

Boomstick said, "When in danger, these turtles can retract into their shells for defense, and for good reason. These shells and can two-hundred-pound object fall on them, and it won't even crack, which isn't that impressive given that a normal turtle shell can withstand over a thousand pounds of force."

Wiz said, "These shells are also extremely dynamic. Once they start moving they can't be stopped. They keep bouncing off walls, destroying destructible objects, and generally making things difficult."

Boomstick laughed and said, "These things are torpedoes of pain."

"I wonder if someone with a turtle devil fruit would be able to do that?" Chopper asked.

Luffy got the image of a pirate or marine turning into a turtle shell and then bouncing around along the walls of a room. He burst out laughing at the idea.

"I could still slash through that shell," Zoro said.

Franky said, "I wonder how it would hold up to some artillery?"

Sanji muttered, "I'd turn those things into turtle soup, no problem…maybe I'll make that for dinner. No, I'd have to have Luffy catch some, and I don't have the time to deal with him eating the bait again…or going through the fridge when he's hungry."

Robins imply cocked her head to the side at the thought of seeing such a creature.

Brook thought, 'I wonder if they like to make shell jokes."

Wiz said, "And much like the Goomba, they are capable of flight.

Parakoopa wings

Enable slow flight

Good aerial control

Not the best fliers

Easily clipped

Wiz said, "Unlike their mushroom comrade, however, the Koopa are much more capable in flying, able to move forward, albeit slowly, and have good control in the air. However, the still aren't the best flyers, which makes sense, since they're turtles, and their wings are easily clipped."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, but aside form that, they're a lot smarter. The Goomba may have telekinetic powers, but these guys are skilled at sports, and can drive freaking cars."

Boomstick then turned to Wizard and asked, "Are you sure they aren't ninja turtles?"

"At least we know they aren't completely stupid," Zoro said.

Luffy said, "Yeah, but what is with the ninja turtle thing. Is that supposed to be a joke, Isom?"

The interdimensional traveler said, "You'll figure it out."

Everyone looked at the man before turning their attention back to the show.

Wiz said, "However, these skills do not make up for the Koopa's biggest weakness. They are complete and total cowards."

Boomstick said, "Yeah, you know how they work for Bowser, something tells me that they do so out of fear, I mean seriously, look at the guy."

"And I thought, Usopp could be a coward," Zoro said.

Sanji said, "Yeah, but at least he comes back when he's needed."

Brook nodded, taking a sip of tea and said, "I do not believe that they are that cowardly."

Wiz said, "During the game, it is thought that two hits is needed to kill a Koopa, In reality it only takes one. After one strike, the Koopa hides in his hell, refusing to come out. You would think that when Mario picks it up, they would take the opportunity to perform a counter attack, but they just hide away."

Everyone sweat dropped as they heard this. It may have been smarter than the Goomba, but it was so cowardly that it wouldn't even take a chance to attack when the moment was perfect. Even Nami and Usopp, who were known not to be the bravest members of the crew new when to attack, despite being scared.

Boomstick said, "In their defense, I would probably hide too if a large Italian man was trying to murder me…but let's face it these guys are bitches. Well, let's make them fight a mushroom man."

The doors closed.

As this happened everyone began to talk amongst themselves on who would win and who would lose. They didn't have a lot of faith in the fighters, so they were agreed with Boomstick's statement form the earlier episode. This fight was going to suck.

Wiz said, "Well, our combatants are set. It's time to end this debate."

Wiz turned to Boomstick, who was currently polishing a bizarre weapon that looked like a cross between a bazooka and a shotgun.

Boomstick turned to his cohost and said, "Oh, we both know this is going to suck. You start the fight. I'm just going to polish my double barrel bazooka shotgun."

Wiz rolled his eyes and said, "It's time for a death battle."

The doors of battle closed and opened again.

We open to see one of Bowser's many, many castles. Inside a large group of Goomba and Koopa were walking around, doing mundane chores and work. Inside one of the many halls, a Goomba was using its limited telekinesis to dust a vase. Nearby, a Koopa was messing around with another Koopa, apparently show off as it was flexing its tiny arms.

"Does anyone else suddenly feel very, very bored," Zoro asked.

Luffy said, "Come on, get to the fighting already."

Robin said, "You forget, they need to set this up first."

Sanji said, "I don't get why you're getting so excited, Luffy. This is probably just them going to get into whatever their version of a slap fight is."

Chopper and Brook both agreed.

The Koopa that was showing off withdrew into his shell and started spinning, before shooting off in a direction. The spinning shell of death, slammed into a pedestal that was holding the vase. The object fell, and shattered with a loud crash.

The Goomba looked surprise, its tiny brain going a mile a minute to process what just happened. The Koopa in the meantime, stood up and looked apologetic. The Goomba then turned red with rage, realizing it's work was now ruined, before performing a head bash, knocking the turtle warrior back.

The Koopa growled in anger, narrowing its eyes as the two minions faced off against eachother.

Fight!

Zoro sighed and said, "Let snooze fest begin."

The Goomba charged slamming into the Koopa who pushed it back with it's tiny arms. The Goomba snapped its mouth in a futile attempt to bite him, only to fail. The Koopa then move to the side, letting go and causing the Goomba to rush forward and slam into a wall with enough force to knock over a painting of Bowser.

The Koopa laughed, before the Goomba charged again. The Koopa dodged again, and the Goomba slammed into a wall again, knocking over another painting. The Koopa laughed again.

"Is this a fight for slapstick?" Zoro asked, cocking his head to the side of confusion.

Luffy said, "This is actually kind of funny."

Brook chuckled and said, "I have to admit, it does tickle my funny bone a tad."

Franky said, "Yeah, but it doesn't take much to tickle your bones, Brook."

Brook chuckled a bit at the joke, before turning back to the show.

The Goomba spun around, it's brown body now red with rage. Using its limited telekinesis, he lifted the duster and threw it at the Koopa, who was still laughing. It bonked it in the head, stunning it briefly, and making it sneeze from the dust. The Goomba, in a rare show of intelligence, charged forward at the distraction and slammed into the Koopa knocking it down.

"Not a bad tactic," Robin said, "It looks like the Goomba aren't as dumb as we thought."

The Goomba backed up and charged again, but the Koopa sprouted wings and flew into the air. The turtle then spun like a top launching forward, smashing into the Goomba. The Goomba dug his tiny feet into the ground, but only kicked up dust.

The koopa left his shell and flew in the air. The Goomba scowled before sprouting his own wings and flying in the air. The two then began a midair battle, smashing and slamming into each other, traveling down the hall. The Goomba was having trouble, however, as the Koopa was more dynamic in the air.

"Okay, I have to say this is better than I expected," Zoro said, realizing he had underestimated just how much fight these tiny creatures had in them.

"Luffy said, "Cool."

Chopper said, "Nice."

The Koopa performed his spin attack again, only for the Koopa to shoot in the air, its tiny brain recognizing the attack, and avoiding it. The mushroom being smiled, but was then hit the back with spin attack, falling to the ground.

The Goomba shakes away the cobwebs and looks up to see a Thwomp above it. The Goomba immediately flies away, just as the Thwomp falls, missing it just, and then kept flying as more fell around him.

"What are those?" Chopper asked, confused at the sentient rocks.

Isom answered, "Those, my furry little friend, are Thwomps. They're sentient cinderblocks that live in the mushroom kingdom. They don't normally act as enemies, but obstacles. You can't touch them because their covered in spikes, and if you stay around too long, they will flatten you."

Franky said, "Dang, that mushroom kingdom has some super weird creatures."

Isom said, "I can think of weirder."

The Koop however, wasn't as lucky and wound up getting smashed beneath one. Thankfully, it's protective shell kept it from being crushed.

The two minions squared off again, bashing each other. However, it ended when the Koopa flew up to avoid a string of fireballs attacked to a rock. They continued to battle across the pool of lava, then having to avoid a barrage of cannonballs and bullet bills, fired from a nearby area that said, "Weapons testing", a Goomba with a construction helmet telling them to fire their weapons.

"How does he fit all this stuff in a castle?" Chopper asked, slightly confused. He used to live in a castle, and it had no room for all this stuff.

Isom simply answered, "I'd say magic, and leave it at that."

This continued until a stray cannonball struck the Koopa stripping it of its wings. The Koopa hit the ground just as the Goomba shot forward, and began dropping micro-goombas.

The members of the straw hats looked upset at this, Chopper screaming out "You monster!"

The Koopa immediately freaked out, and started running as fast as his tiny legs could carry him. The Koopa then saw a bunch of cannons and guns in the way, and got an idea. He charged as fast as he could, sweat pouring down it's scaly skin.

When it reached the cannons, the turtle grabbed the cannon and aimed it, firing at the Goomba. The attack hit, clipping the Goomba's wings and sending it falling into a nearby pipe. The Koopa followed, jumping into the pipe.

Brook said, "Again, Imust say this is turning out to be more entertaining than I thought it would be."

Franky said, "Yeah, these guys have some real spunk. Remind me of Chopper."

The reindeer doctor said, "Hey!"

Franky looked sheepish as he said, "No offense, little buddy. It's just that by first glance, you don't seem like that much of a fighter, but you really prove people wrong when the fighting starts."

Chopper blushed in embarrassment, and did his happy dance while denying his feelings.

The Koopa exited the pipe and looked around for his opponent. He spun around at a noise, just in time to see the Goomba land in front of him, while inside a familiar green shoe. The Koopa immediately panicked and began running. The Goomba jumped around, cornering the Koopa, but it was unable to stomp on him.

In desperation, the Koopa made a dash for another pipe, only to get stomped on. The Koopa reacted immediately, and withdrew into his shell. The Goomba looked down at his terrified opponent, and glance dup, a sadistic smirk coming across its face as it saw a pool of lava.

"Is…Is he going to do what I think he is?" Sanji asked, realizing the Goomba's plan.

"It looks like the idiot might win this fight," Zoro said.

Sanji retorted, "That's a good point, I mean, look at you and Luffy."

Zoro refused to respond.

The mushroom got out of the shoe and then kicked the shell of the prone turtle, launching it towards the lava pool. However, as it got closer it revealed that the lava pool was very tiny, something the Goomba hadn't noticed, and bounced right over it.

There was a moment of silence before everyone facepalmed with a groan, having forgotten that the creature was dumb enough to make Luffy look like a genius.

The Koopa shell bounced off a wall and flew back at the Goomba, smashing into it and killing it. However, it kept going smashing away the Goomba shoe, and then splashing down into the pool of lava.

The lava bubbled for a minute as a Koopa skeleton rose up from the lava and then sank back down into the molten liquid.

Double KO!

It was then revealed that Bowser was watching the whole thing, with Bowser Jr. there was a moment of silence before the king of the Koop said, "I have got to find some better minions."

There was a moment of silence as everyone looked at each other and then back at the screen.

"Is it over?" Luffy asked, "Who won?"

Sanji said, "I think that they both lost."

Zoro said, "They did both die."

Robin, Brook, Chopper, and Franky kept quiet as they decided it would be best to just keep quiet.

The doors closed and opened.

Boomstick laughed and said, "Man, I thought this was going to suck, but it look slike thse little bastards had more fight in them then I thought."

Wiz said, "True. At base, the Goomba and Koopa were easily matched, but the Goomba's superior arsenal kept him ahead. However, in the end, his own stupidity did him in, being unable to dodge the Koopa shell as it sped towards him."

Boomstick said, "The same for the little turtle. After getting hit itn eh back by the green goomba shoe, he was too much of a chicken o come back out, and not stop himself before falling into the giant pool of lava death."

Wiz said, "I guess you could say this battle "heated up" in the end."

Boomstick chuckled and said, "Nice one."

Wiz said, "Thanks. This battle is a draw."

Isom suddenly said, "Listen everyone, I think that this next one should be our last battle for the day."

Luffy turned said, "Awe, why!?"

Isom said, "No offense, captain, but the last thing we need is to be distracted and snuck up on by marines again, and we've been down here for quite some time. Plus, it's starting to get late and Sanji needs to get started on dinner."

Luffy grumbled, "Fine."

The others talked amongst themselves and agreed.

Franky said, "I'm with snow hair over here. I don't fancy the idea of the marines, or another pirate crew, getting the drop on us again. Plus, I am starting to get a little hungry, and the snacks aren't doing much for me."

Sanji said, "Yeah, and if I want to get started on Nami-swan's special dinner, I better get cooking. Just one last battle, the I'll get to work."

Boomstick said, "Next time on Death Battle…"

There was dramatic music as lightning flashed across the sky.

A roar of anger was heard as well as the sound of flesh striking flesh and breaking bones. Suddenly, a creature was thrown into a nearby wall, breaking the stone and splattering all over the wall. A figure walked out from the shadows. He was tall and muscular, with ashen skin, and a red tribal tattoo on his body. He had two swords in each hand, with chains wrapped his arms, attached to the bottom of the handles.

"Scary," Brook and Chopper muttered as they saw this new fighter.

"Interesting weapon choice," Zoro muttered.

Robin rubbed her chin in thought, examining his dress and tribal marking. He resembled an ancient warrior. Maybe this man was from a time of prehistory in his world.

The man spun around as he heard footsteps. A door nearby was ripped off its hinges as a new figure entered the room. He was tall, and incredibly muscled, wearing all black with white marks on his chest, and on his face, around his eyes, which glowed a malevolent green. On his back, was a red cape with a high collar, which moved around like tentacles. His red gloves clenched into a fist.

Rejected by the Gods

The second man's cape merged together forming a two-sided battle axe.

Driven by vengeance

The first man growled as he clenched his weapons, before charging forward with a war cry.

There will be blood

The two charged at each other and met, the two short swords meeting the ax with a loud clang and a shower of sparks.

Battle of the God Slayers: Kratos vs Spawn

The straw hats all looked slightly unnerved by the two fighters, as the look in their eyes reminded them of a certain assassin that they recently had to fight against.

"Who…who were those guys?" Zoro asked.

Isom answered, "People who you do not want to cross…and who I'm not sure, even you guys could beat."

Everyone was surprised and turned towards the screen.

Cut! Okay, everyone. This battle was kind of fun to write because I go to be a little goofy, giveN how the original death battle went. Now, after the Kratos vs Spawn battle, I will be taking a break from this fic, not indefinitely, but for something else. You see, I've found it is a bit difficult to work with the original death battles, so I will be writing a separate fic, that deals with those. It will be Isom Style Death Battles…or something like that. Anyway, after I get those written, I will return to this story.

Criticism is welcome, flames are ignored, like that guy who wrote an anonymous review saying that my inserted OC was eye cancer. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Oh, and I had him in because of reasons, you will see later. Now goodbye.

By the way, if you looked and this chapter stopped earlier, that is because there was a little snafu involving my computer. My bad.