Another Divas of Destruction Adventure

Hello faithful fans and readers. I've missed you. It seems like forever since we last spoke. New adventures and new beginnings for everyone.

I'll start with the frequently asked questions everyone has been asking. Yes I still talk to Seth Rollins. Are we married with kids running Black and the Brave together? Nope.

Unfortunately Seth and I parted ways on amicable terms. I wish he and Becky Lynch an eternity of happiness and congrats on the mini creation of life. At least someone made you commit.

Do I still talk to Dean Ambrose? Nope. Dean Ambrose died in a horrible WWE creative cluster fuck long before The Reunion of the Shield even started. I love Jon Moxley and his new found emancipation from all things WWE. AEW is the most liberating thing he ever did for his career period. He's happier healthier and free. He drops all the f bombs he wants and nobody cries to creative about it. He even got a small tattoo on his arm besides his wedding band of course.

That's right boys and girls. Roxy and Jon did it. They got married. Diamond Dust also was sacrificed in that WWE creative cluster fuck. Rubber girl was retired as well. Now she's an enigma as they say. Not to me. I've known her too damn long.

Do I still talk to Roxy and Maddie? Duh. They are my sisters. Of course we still talk and are still tight. As for Roman and Madison? They also parted on amicable terms. Maddie was focused solely on her career and getting her own life back.

Am I still a part of WWE? I'm afraid not. Sorry I saw a sinking ship and jumped. The creative politics were insane. I felt like I should run for office instead of wrestle. It got intense. Matt Hardy actually convinced me to leave while I still had my dignity.

I figured if a vet like him, Jon and Jericho saw the light then maybe I should take head. It is obviously a sign the half the ex WWE wrestlers are over on AEW.

Here is a little bit of what happened that made me leave. Matt Hardy and I are backstage going over the nights script when he gets a look on his face that looked like a cross between "Are you serious?" and "what the actual fuck is this?"

Jessica: "What's with the face, brother Hardy?"

Matt: "Dude, they totally cut my whole idea for you. This is not what I approved."

Jessica: "You didn't approve me as your goddess and ray of light?"

Matt: "So you did read this kayfab fan drivel creative shit out."

Jessica: "Its Broken Awoken Matt Hardy. I wasn't exactly sure how to take it."

Matt: "I am not going down with this bullshit. Reby will have kittens if I say half this shit."

Jessica: "It sounds to me like they are turning me into a guru of sorts for you. Like you seek me for guidance."

Matt: "Please take no offense, sister Jess when I say the only seeker of guidance I go to is the Queen Reby."

Jessica: "Take no offense when I say no shit. I don't want her kicking my ass either. I love Queen Reby and the king maxel. Prince Wolfgang and baby Bartie. I would never compromise that relationship. Hell, I even love your fuck nut brother Nero."

Matt: "I no longer wish to be an employee of WWE. I'm tired of this drivel and bullshit sacrificial lamb matches. I'm a pro wrestler not a circus clown."

Jessica: "I feel you. So what's next?"

Matt: "Have you heard of AEW?"

Jessica: "Isn't that what The Elite from Ring of Honor do with Codey Rhodes? It's a wrestling brand "

Matt: (In his broken accent) "Yeaas. Join me sister Jess. Let us leave this obsolete mule behind us and send WWE into deletion."

Jessica: "Does Codey even know who I am? I showed up long after he and Dustin split."

Matt: "He booped Roxy and Gold dust tried to recruit her. So yeah. They know you."

Jessica: "How do you figure they even want me? My sister is not me and you have history there from Impact."

Matt: "Worry not, my sister."

Jessica: "Ok enough broken riddles."

Matt: "All gimmick aside, you seriously should talk to Codey and Brandi."

Jessica: "You know what? I'm going with you and I will talk to them. This is a sinking ship. I knew when half the talent got fired something was wrong."

Matt grabs his gear bag and looks at me like he is a man with a serious purpose about to do damage.

Matt: "Come. Let us destroy WWE."

I grab my gear bag and take his hand like a woman with my own mission. We are walking out of the backstage when Jeff stops us.

Jeff: "Whoa. Where the hell are you two going? We have a match tonight. The redemption of Jeff Hardy starts tonight."

Jessica: "To an audience of one I'm afraid."

Jeff: "Excuse me? An audience of one? This was a tag team match not singles. Are you and Matt seriously leaving me and AJ hanging?"

Jessica: "Did you even read what creative has for Matt and I to do out there?"

Jeff: " I never read creative suggestions. I go by my own flow. You don't have to do what they say."

Jessica: "Its not even about being told what to do anymore. It's getting ridiculous with the sacrificial lamb matches and the time fillers they are throwing out there. I'm afraid the time has come for The Phoenix to fly else where. I heard there's some new female talent I can fuck up on AEW."

Jeff: "You are leaving WWE for another company? You know what that's going to do right.?"

Jessica: "Ask me how many fucks I give. They obviously don't want to give me what I want and I'm tired of begging. They did it to Mox. They did it to Codey and now they are trying to do it to me again. Fuck me once. Fuck you. Fuck me twice fuck me."

Jeff: "Yeah. So fuck me on my way back from redemption too. It's all right. I'm not pissed at either one of you. Some times the creative team just doesn't mesh and they destroy an icon rather then improve it. Of all people I get that."

Matt: "Its either I walk out that door to AEW and become reborn or I smolder out here and end up hating wrestling forever."

Jeff: "Dude you an I have been here a million times before. You do you. I wish you both nothing but great success. Does Reby know your going rouge with Jess?"

Matt: "Yes. She suggested we join the Dark Order. I laughed at her."

Jeff: "Why not? Brodie Lee did."

Matt: "Brodie Lee as in Luke Harper who left WWE?"

Jeff: "No. As in Daffy Duck. Yes Luke Harper."

Jessica: "I rest my case."

Matt: "Yeah. We gotta bounce, dude. Good luck tonight and I am sorry we couldn't be your redeemers."

Jeff: "Its cool. You two take care and don't be strangers. I still want your friendship."

He gives me a big strong Hardy hug and I hug him back. I've become so close with these two that it feels like I am an honorary sister or something. There was this one time Jeff tried to kiss me but he was drunk and I stopped it right before his last rehab stay. I'm just glad we worked it out. I treasure the few platonic male relationships I have.

He hugs Matt and Matt pats his back with an extra strong smack. Not like wanting to hurt him but more like a show of man support.

Jessica: "And we're out."

Matt: "Yeah. We are officially out. What did Seth say about your leaving the company?"

Jessica: "Honestly? He doesn't believe I'm actually doing it because of my two come backs previously."

Matt: "Ah a knack for the dramatic like myself."

Jessica: "Yes and no. Not like your retirement

speeches and the suicide note that had everyone going "What the actual fuck is he saying?"

Matt: "I was in a dark place then. I'm just glad someone showed me the light."

Jessica: "Yeah. Reby from what I understand. She kicked your ass."

Matt: "Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't piss off Reby Hardy ever."

We almost make the exit when I see a familiar group walking my way. Seth and Roman.

Seth: "What's up with the sneaking out on us? You're not getting out of here without a hug from me."

Jessica: "Just promise not to save me. That Messiah thing is lame as fuck."

Seth: "Oh no. No Messiah act just Rollins saying good bye to The Phoenix."

Jessica: "Good. I like Rollins saying good bye to The Phoenix."

I hug him and he kisses my cheek. He stood there holding me like he missed his best friend already.

Jessica: "I'm leaving WWE not the country."

Seth: "I know. It just seems weird. I'm used to you here 24/7."

Jessica: "And again. I'm leaving WWE not the country. You will still see me all the time. Besides, you have a baby coming and a wedding to prepare for. You're not going to have time to worry about me and what I'm doing."

Roman: "You take care of yourself, Mamma. We're going to miss you around here."

He kisses my cheek and hugs me. Now it feels like an official good bye. All I need is for Roxy and Maddie to come out and make it official. As if on a cue, Roxy comes around the corner talking with Maddie about her match tonight.

Roxy: "If it isn't traitors one and two."

She eyeballs Matt and I like we are spies stealing her secret war plans or something. I shake my head.

Jessica: "Shut the hell up, bitch. I'm going to make sure your husband isn't whoring around with any of the AEW broads."

Roxy: "How about nice try? I know you're not going to check up on Mox or even to check the AEW female roster."

Jessica: "And what's the reason then if it's not to go kick some ass for a company that deserves me and will treat me like royalty."

Roxy: "To leave as many miles as humanly possible between you and your ex man whore."

Jessica: "No. He wishes he had that kind of power. I'm leaving for the same reason Mox left. Creative sucks. They disregard my suggestions and now they are trying to make me look like an asshole while destroying Matt's creative success."

Roxy: "Has AEW even offered you anything or are you just hyped on Matt's energy and assuming you will be welcomed with open arms?"

Jessica: "I'm not hyped up on Matt's energy. That's for damn sure. I know people from Ring of Honor over there. I'm pretty sure they can make room for me."

Roxy: "You are unbelievable. You're predictable behavior is insulting and quite frankly you look like a fucking idiot doing this. Even more so then the idiot they want to write you as. You have no plan. No guarantee and no regard for anyone else."

Jessica: "Dude, your totally jealous and afraid Mox and I are going to take AEW over without you."

Roxy: "Out of all that you get jealousy? This isn't a hater moment. It's a pull your overly processed blonde head out of your ass moment."

Jessica: "Look, I love you. You're my sister from another mister and I respect you. I need a do over and I am going to do this with or without your fucking support. I don't know where all this misdirected hostility is coming from or why your so hot on this not being a good idea. Are you forgetting that The Bucks are over there too? I have Ring of Honor family there. They know how good I am and what an asset I will be. Don't worry so much."

Roxy: "I'm surrounded by morons. It's all right. You can go fuck off at AEW with Mox and your so called family. But, when the door slams in your face I don't want to hear about it."

She pushes past me pissed off as she always gets. Everyone else is supportive and wishing me well. This bitch on the other hand is so green with envy she stinks. She knows damn well I will take over the divas division the same as I took over WWE. She's just mad it's not with her and Maddie at my flanks.

Maddie: "Don't mind her. She's in a mood from earlier."

Jessica: "She's about to get a send off ass beating off camera."

Maddie: "Its not a send off without the camera. It's just a bitch fight and your no bitch."

Jessica: "You're right but I will beat the butch out of her. Sister or no sister. Last time she got like this she brought Rubber Girl out and I left with a fucked up knee and a concussion."

Maddie:;"The past is in the past for a reason. Stop trying to drag it up. You're moving forward not backward."

Jessica: "Yes I am. Thank you for that."

Maddie: "Anytime. Good luck in your future endeavors over there."

She hugs me and I feel like I could fly out those doors like The Phoenix I have on my pants. I can't wait to see what happens next.

Matt: "So, are we leaving?"

Jessica: "To quote someone I know yaaass. Let us leave the Meek Mans behind."

He hugs me to him like he found a soul mate and we walk out the big back doors and hop into the waiting SUV.

Jeff: "Unfucking believable."

AJ: "What seems to be the problem now?"

Jeff: "My brother and Jessica just fucked us. That's what the problem is."

AJ: "What? How? Is there no more competition on the roster or no more able bodies out there?"

Jeff: "No. There are able bodies and plenty of competition."

AJ: "Then we are hardly fucked. I'm sure someone will want to beat our asses."

Jeff: "I make a come back and the two I challenge decide they want to quit working for WWE again."

AJ: "Sounds to me like they are getting screwed not you."

Jeff: "Not really. AEW is hardly a screw job."