Jessica: "This isn't the same as working for WWE. Once you're medically clear, Cody is cool with you coming back."
Maddie: "We will see you guys shortly."
Jessica: "All right you guys. I love you. Be safe."
Roxy: "You too. Bye."
Jessica: "Bye."
We hang up and I gesture to my front living room.
Jessica: "Welcome to my humble abode. Me casa es su casa."
Darby: "Thank you. Look, about last night, I'm sorry if I made things awkward."
Jessica: "Oh no. You didn't make anything awkward. I wanted you to kiss me and I half expected sex with you sleeping naked and all."
Darby: "Damn, sex already? You just met me last night. That must've been one hell of a kiss."
Jessica: "It happens. People are attracted to each other at first sight."
Darby: "I know. I'm messing with you. I wanted to but I wasn't going to after damn near causing you a concussion."
Jessica: "You are a sweetheart. You know that right?"
Darby: "Thank you. Since you've already seen me naked would it be too much to make out together?"
Jessica: "Too much? Dude, we were talking about sex. No, it's not too much at all."
Darby: "I'm sorry. I don't usually act like this with women."
Jessica: "First of all, relax. I put on my pants one leg at a time just like you. Second, I appreciate you nursing me to health last night and I respect you for it. I also respect the fact that you don't do one night stands."
Darby: "I wasn't going to compromise my beliefs."
Jessica: "Me either."
I lead him into my living room and I light candles and turn on the radio for background noise.
Darby: "What about condoms if this goes further then making out?"
I point to a sealed Tupperware bowl by the side table next to the huge pit couch.
Jessica: "I'm always prepared and on the shot."
Darby: "Double protected. Smart lady."
Jessica: "Yeah. I'm not trying to lose another baby."
Darby: "I am sorry to hear that. You would've been a beautiful mom."
Jessica: "Yeah. Well, its kind of a blessing with the direction things went. My kid didn't deserve growing up with that."
He sits next to me. Now, normally I'd offer up a drink but Darby don't drink and I'm not about to go through that again. He made me feel guilty and I don't do guilt. Not even for Seth.
