Yo, it's Dante again. I recently found a spot to stop writing Luz's story while new episodes or maybe even wait for the whole season or something to come out. While I love Aadya's story I burnt myself out on it and I have been still wanting to write but unable to enjoy where Aadya's story is.

So I thought to myself 'What is challenging? What am I passionate enough to write about for endless hours?' I asked a friend of mine while we both were watching anime together. They said "You really like DxD so far right?" Which I said hell yes to, I honestly find the show endlessly funny and cute even if I don't like how much it panders to fans or how happy-go-lucky it can be sometimes.

Then I asked myself what anime sounds kind of like it could go with this without being too dumb. What character would I rather see paired with most of the females that I think fits much better than Issei as much as I find him to be a great comic relief and enjoy his growth. Then I was reminded of the many many perverted characters in anime. I decided, Naruto. Of course he isn't really a perv but given his relationship with Jariya, given how insanely unique I could make his background, given how unique I could make his abilities, given how well he would be able to fit into this universe.

Without further adieu, I give you my new story, Devil Fox. Please enjoy! As always please leave a review, positive or negative, especially negative.

Chapter 1

Beginning

"Why!? Why!? WHY!? WHY!?" Screams would have filled the ears of many, it was a shame they were all dead. One blond teenager screamed and screamed in anguish, in resentment for whatever god caused this to happen. Today was the last day of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Today was Naruto's 15th birthday. Thousands upon thousands of bodies, the entire ninja population. It was all gone, all of them were gone, only he remained.

"None of this had to happen, this all could have been prevented. If I had just not been so naïve we could all have survived this war. If I had killed Sasuke earlier, if I had stopped Madara before he ripped the nine tails from me." The man spoke sadly.

"Oh shut the fuck up with this pity party!" A familiar voice rang out from seemingly nowhere. "K-karuma, but how? Where are you!?" Naruto yelled out into the absolutely destroyed terrain.

"Kit, you know just as well as I do that I am dead. Why I am here now speaking to you however is for a different reason. The gods and goddesses have been watching the war, they all picked their favorite champions, made bets, etc. They did not foresee this however, not even Loki knew Sasuke was going to betray you. You know that thing you do where you just keep talking when fighting a strong enemy and they just join your side for god knows what reason? That pretty much happened but instead of it working on Sasuke it worked on them. This dimension will not last Naruto, the tailed beasts dying, the sage of six paths dying, the mother of all chakra dying. Every living being on this planet will be dead, everything but you.

Naruto you are the child of prophecy, you are the hero. I know, I know how much pain you must be in right now. You have never had an easy life, just when life was starting to look up, Sasuke betrayed everything he held dear for revenge. You will be keeping all of your abilities, and yes I mean all even though I don't technically exist anymore the Gods are giving you my chakra so that I may continue to be your partner, even in death. Naruto you must live, for all your friends, for all that could have been, for this entire dimension. You are the only being alive from here now, now stop moping and make me proud. Make us all proud, farewell Naruto Uzumaki, my best friend." As the voice faded out tears fell from his face in mass amounts, his crying was the only thing heard. Until eventually, his body finally gave out, tired after all the fighting, the emotional stress, the pressure, he collapsed into the ground hard not knowing how he was going to make it out of this one.

Timeskip One Month

"Ugh, another day at a time." A male voice grumbled, throwing his sheet off his body revealing a head of spiky blond hair. His ocean blue eyes opened and his arm shot out far faster than any other person could move as it hit the top of his clock turning off the constant beeping of the alarm. He jumped out of his bed and into the shower grumbling about having to get to school for his first day.

As he finished up his shower and started brushing his teeth he looked into his mirror, his body was built with purpose. Naruto had always dreamed of being a ninja, he had always needed to run from villagers on his birthday. His body would have had muscles a Jonin dreamed of when he just graduated, had he eaten well of course. This was not evident until he left the village with Jiraya and was shown what abilities Karuma gave him for being his Jinchuriki. First, he was given an incredible regenerative power from being not only an Uzumaki but his Jinchuriki. Second, everything he ate the best parts of what he ate would be maximized as much as possible and the fox would put all the nutrients to what he needed most. Lastly, was that godlike power he received from the fox.

Scars decorated his chest, shoulders, legs, and arms. 'Decorations from the war' he mused to himself. He finished brushing his teeth and walked down into his kitchen and made some eggs and toast. He gave a smile as he started cooking remembering when on his training trip with Jiraya they had gone to do a film for one of the perverts books. Koyuki was the actress who was being so 'difficult' with the casting of a male lead that Jiraya himself was coming over to oversee the issues and find someone who matched the qualities. Little did he know, she wanted Naruto. He starred in the movie with Koyuki and remembered how embarrassed they both were and how they spent a lot more time together.

He learned how to cook from Koyuki's own personal chef. He wanted to make her something special for a date they were on and with the help of shadow clones, he became damn good at it. He could still remember her beautiful smile as they embraced under the stars. A sad smile overtook his face as he cleaned his dishes and ate as he started walking out. 'It's okay, we can get past this. We move on for them, we live on for them. I hope you all are happy wherever you all are.' In the one month he has had since everything happened, he has grown immensely, this world has been incredibly therapeutic.

Thankfully the gods had let him see the spirits of his comrades. He was able to talk to all the real people who told him it was okay, they were happy he was the one that lived. That they were only mad he was putting himself through so much worse. He fondly remembered when Koyuki, Shion, Ryuzetsu, Ayame, and Shizune all yelled at him for not letting himself move on past them. (A.N. I'm making the movies work for this because they actually, well maybe just blood prison gave a lot for his character)

He remembered Tsunade gave him a punch to the back of his head when he called her 'Baa-chan'. Thankfully, with being able to talk to all them once more he was able to move on, he made a lot of progress. It was still hard for him to move on but thanks to them he really was doing great. As he got to school all the girls looked at him with red faces, he gave a smile and waved watching as they sputtered and blushed. He walked around the campus for a while getting familiar with the layout. "Kuoh Academy is a very beautiful place." He said to himself as he looked around the campus from the rooftop.

While Naruto did hate school, this place had things he was never taught in the Ninja academy. This place did have things he never cared to learn but why care when he could just shadow clone. God he loved this jutsu, it was so god damn nice, even better almost then being in the classes himself. They brought back the memories perfectly whereas he wouldn't remember exactly everything. Hell he had a shit ton of them run to the library henged so he could actually learn about this place. As the bell rang he walked to class 3-B, he was at this school because one of the gods asked him to.

Start of Flashback

"Please Naruto, I would be ever grateful if you were to just go to Kuoh Academy." The man named Lucifer begged him, pleaded with him that he should just learn from the school and that he wouldn't regret anything.

He wasn't the only god there but he was the only god that made that request. Most of the other gods just asked him to be their champion or join them for whatever reason. Thanks to Karuma he could still sense intent, when Lucifer asked him he could plainly tell that Lucifer was asking him to go to protect someone or something.

"I will go to this Academy." Naruto said and watched as Lucifer gave him a smile so happy he wondered what was this important. He watched as the other gods grumbled and gave a sigh. As he went to make peace thanking himself for learning politics.

End of Flashback

'What could have possibly made hi-' As he heard the teacher announce they had a new student. He gently opened the door and walked into the class, shutting it behind him. He faced the class and gave a lazy wave, "Yo, nice to meet you all. The name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki." The teacher smiled at him and said "Could you give us a little bit to know about yourself?"

He was reminded of when he did his first team introductions. "Things I like, hmmm, well honestly almost anything you can think of, my favorite thing to do is train though. I honestly don't dislike anything very much, mainly just war, disloyalty, that kind of thing. My dream is to protect people." He gave his lady-killer smile and watched as the girls all blushed looking at him. He saw three boys looking at him with an intense dislike but it seemed everyone else would get along with him. As the teacher gave him a seat next to one of the boys who was glaring at him he just sat down as class started ignoring the stare the guy was giving him.

As the teacher started talking about chemistry, Naruto found himself surprisingly interested in it. Eventually the bell rang though and the lesson ended. The guy that was glaring at him slammed his backpack down on his desk. "Listen here, guy! I don't like what you are doing!" Naruto tilted his head to the side in confusion "Sorry did I offend you in some way? I don't know the customs in Japan. If I did my bad."

The boy said "I couldn't care less about all that! I mean you making all the girls like you! How could you do that!?" Two other guys started walking over while the rest of the class watched, the guys also slammed their hands down on the table and stared at Naruto with anger in their eyes.

"They like me? Also do you guys mind stepping away, if you want to talk about this we can talk. Not that I can do anything if they like me anyway. Plus, if they like me that's a good thing! I want to have friends, you know. Who are you three by the way?" Naruto said, confused by the trio's anger as he walked out from his desk and stood up.

"You don't know us!? We are famous around here! We are. . ." They all struck a dramatic pose and said "The perverted trio!" ". . ." The entire class went completely silent as Naruto was reminded of Jiraiya's introduction. He started laughing hard, his sides started hurting, he was laughing so much. He wiped a tear from his eye and said "Oh man you guys are funny. I thought you were all in a gang or something." As Naruto grabbed his bag he was surrounded with a bunch of girls asking if he wanted them to show him around the campus.

"Oh no need to do it I kind of know all the main places, though if you want it couldn't hurt at all." He was rushed out of the room by a swarm of girls at a speed that rivaled the Hiraishin.

As the bell rang signaling lunch was over he was dragged back to class for P.E. he didn't bother hiding his happy smile when they got on the field. While he wasn't very dumb anymore, he had always trained very hard. He was very interested to see where people in this universe ranked compared to the ninja world.

He watched in shock as they did their warmups, they were so slow. Like. . . really really fucking slow. He moved a bit faster than a civilian's face without the slightest hint of even his breathing slowing down. As they went on their warm up run Naruto turned to the teacher and said "Excuse me miss, would it be alright if we run shirtless? I'm pretty used to it at this point and just feel more comfortable like that." Thankfully the teacher gave him the okay and he casted a genjutsu on himself while taking off his shirt to remove his scars.

The girls of the class swooned and he almost smacked himself wondering why the hell he decided to take his shirt off given how the girls in this class acted. Once more the boy from earlier yelled "Hey! Stop that!" then proceeded to go on a rant about taking all the girls in the class. Naruto just turned his back to the guy and started wondering how fast he should be going to not get attention. He assumed he could be the fastest but maybe just by a very very slight amount. Naruto felt a hand hit his shoulder and his body reacted instantly, he grabbed the arm and pulled as he moved down sending the person crashing onto their back.

"Oh my god I am so sorry about that I didn't mean to! I just have bad reflexes so-" Naruto looked down at the person realizing it was the guy he was sitting next to, he pointed him arm weakly in the air as his two friends ran to his side.

"Issei! Issei say something!" The one with glasses said as he shook his friend with tears in his eyes. "I-I never got to see breasts." The boy now named Issei said as he coughed and then closed his eyes.

"Noooooo! Isseeeeiii!" The entire class including Naruto watched with a sweatdrop. After a minute or so Issei got up like nothing ever happened and class continued on.

As the bell rang to signal school getting out for the day Naruto headed to the rooftop and looked up at the sky laying down.

He opened his eyes grumbling and realized he had fallen asleep and that it was almost night time already. He jumped onto the fence and sensed the use of a weird power not very far from where he was now. He quickly moved to the location silently and saw, well it looked a bit older than the other buildings on campus. A sign on the door read "Occult Club" Naruto knocked on the door wondering what they were up to.

As he moved to knock on the door he noticed the door was cracked open. He very sneakily entered the building with stealth that could only belong to a kid in all orange hiding from ANBU. Before he realized he didn't need to sneak at all he could just walk in and see what was happening. "Hello, excuse me, the door was unlocked. Is anyone here? My name is Naruto. I just got to school today." The inside of this place was actually pretty fancy, the couches looked nice, the club had a shower, a large desk with a fancy chair behind it. The place really did look interesting, then he felt a pull of that same weird power out in the city.

He was there in less than a minute and saw a group of ridiculously attractive girls talking to a man with black angel wings from his back. "You should really watch where your pet goes, if someone doesn't know he is yours and kills him that could be very bad." Naruto started walking towards the group. As he came out from the bushes they all looked towards him. "What the fuck is going on here!?"

"Akeno, I thought I said put a barrier up!" The girl in red hair yelled. "But I did Rias!" As she finished the man threw a spear made of light directed at Rias. Naruto in a burst of speed grabbed the spear. "You must be the one that put a hole in the pervert." Everyone gasped and turned to look at where he was now. "Now I'm not the biggest fan of killing, but I am willing to make exceptions. You can have a warning right now though." Naruto gave a smile as he broke the spear in his hand. Making everyone gasp, the man stood there in shock and Naruto said "No? Okay I'll make you leave."

Naruto in a burst of speed was on the man faster than any of them could see and flicked the man's forehead sending him flying past the barrier. He turned to the three and was greeted with the girl in the red hair stepping back in shock. "W-what the hell are you? You aren't a devil, a fallen angel, or an angel." The two accompanying her stood to guard her as the violet haired one started charging something in her hands. "Get away from our master!" She yelled out and Naruto tilted his head.

"Did I do something wrong? I was under the impression you wanted to help the pervert over there. Was I incorrect about that?" Naruto asked in fake confusion. He could sense their intent and he could tell at least the red haired one was going to help. The other two just wanted to help the red haired one.

"Oh your name is Rias right? You look a lot like a guy I know named Lucifer." As soon as she said that the two who were guarding her dropped their stances in confusion and she said "You know my brother?"

He looked to her in confusion "Your brother is a god?" She looked at him with her mouth side open in shock "What the fuck do you mean!? You know who my brother is but you don't know he is one of the demon princes?"

"Well I didn't ask, I just knew he had godlike power. He asked me to come to the academy like a month ago and did all the paperwork and everything for me. Told me there was someone he wanted me to meet there. He said I would know who they were when I saw them, so actually you know what? Hang on, I'm going to call him." Naruto took out his phone and called someone putting it on speaker. "Lucifer, was the person you wanted me to meet your sister?"

"Oh greetings Naruto! Yeah if possible ask to join her patronage, I would greatly appreciate it. Have you met her yet? Her name is Rias-" Before he could continue Rias yelled "Nii-sama! You want him to join my patronage? I only have bishop and a knight left, Issei takes up all 8 pawns." "Oh she is with you now makes sense." He mumbled, then said "Hang on, I'm teleporting there now."

Out of another red magic circle he spawned and said "You know you kind of need to revive Issei soon. . ." She held the pawns out and Lucifer said "Anyway, sorry I forgot to tell you so little about this, all that happened with you was very quick. So while she revives him I'll give you a bit of info, in the game of chess there are eight pawns, two bishops, two knights, two rooks, a queen, and a king. In this world devils which as you probably guessed by now we are use to give power to our people. Rias is the king, and so on and so fourth. The power of the person's potential is determined by how many pieces they take to spawn. Which is why I needed this." He said taking out a full set of chess pieces excluding the king. "Now almost every living thing in this world takes up one piece. Like the girl over there with the white hair she is a rook. That purple haired girl is one queen. My sister is one king and so on. Why Issei takes up 8 pawns I'm sure Rias will explain and I don't have much time anyway so just wait for that please. Taking all those rules into account my friend do you see all these pieces?"

Naruto nodded a little confused as to what they were for. "You take up all of them. That's my guess at least when I put you in this dimension you were made a devil automatically and this appeared in my hand." He put the pieces back in his pocket and grabbed something from his other pocket. It looked like a king piece but it was oozing chakra, it was a bit larger than a normal chess piece and as Rias walked over he tossed her the piece "What the hell is. . ."

"This is the chess piece I would like you to use on Naruto. He will be an incredibly powerful ally to you. Oh my time is up! Gotta go I'll see you all later!" Lucifer said and disappeared with a red circle. Rias looked at me with the chess piece in confusion. "So. . . Hang on, I need to explain everything first."

Skipping the basic introduction of angels, devils, and fallen angels along with what devils do, etc.

"So with all that said I am really not sure what my brother is up to with wanting me to do this, but he has always looked out for me. Would you like to join my patronage Naruto? You will be my servant and a member of my household as I explained earlier." Rias said and Naruto just shrugged "Sure, I can tell you are a good person so why not. You are kind of like my Kage now. I suppose besides I've been wanting something to do, life as a civilian just doesn't fit me." He walked over to Issei and started healing him back to his normal self instead of just alive and used Shunshin (A) to teleport to his apartment confused as fuck and with a massive headache at all the new information.

Opening his eyes the next day he groaned and opened his eyes seeing a familiar mop of red hair next to him. "What kind of dream is this?" He said out loud and wrapped his arms around her and pulled her in. "Wait. . . Is she naked?" The girl turned around showing it was Rias and said "Goodmorning Naruto, didn't know you were so lively in the mornings."

"What a bizarre dream, I just met you yesterday and here you are naked. I know you are one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen but damn. Normally even my dreams aren't this fast." She looked at him puzzled and said "Naruto this isn't a dream."

"Obviously it's a dream, I am an incredibly light sleeper. All good shinobi are. . . Well were" He mumbled the last part with a frown on his face. "Anyway if this isn't a dream why were you sleeping with me in my bed naked?"

"Oh well I saw you used healing magic and teleported to your house so I figured you would be low on magic. I wanted to check and then I got really tired trying to figure out how much magic you had so I figured I should go to sleep." Rias said like it was the most simple thing in the world.

"Why are you naked then? Also I don't have magic, I have chakra. My chakra is a 1 to 1 combination of both spiritual and physical energy. Your magic is mostly spiritual with a light physical aspect. Though I could sense that the cat thing has a very very slight amount of chakra even if it is as small as a civilian's in my world." Naruto said as he watched her face grow a more confused look.

"Yeah there you go again, you said my world and so did my brother. What planet are you from? Oh and by the way I just like to sleep naked, like how you like to sleep in your boxers." Rias said not quite getting it.

"I was hoping he told you so I wouldn't have to. I am from a different dimension entirely. We were caught in a very vicious war and it ended with the entire planet except for me dying." He said in a sad tone as he got up and shut the door behind him, deciding to just take a shower. As he walked out of the shower he started making breakfast for both of them, sighing. 'I know it wasn't her fault. I can't get mad at her for not knowing.' As he finished making both of them pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage he decided to apologize for being a bit rude.

The door to his bathroom opened and he was shocked not realizing she took a shower he shook his head, disappointed he couldn't hear her because of how caught up he was in thinking about what happened. As he set the table she walked into the kitchen. "Sorry about that Rias, I'm sure you can imagine how painful it is for me to talk about what happened. You didn't know what happened, it was wrong for me to walk out like that, is there anything you would like to know?" Naruto asked politely.

She sat in the chair across from him and said "How did the war start?"

(He gave her a basic example of the five hidden villages, their leaders, the Akatsuki, the tailed beasts, and we start when he talks about Jinchuriki)

"But the nine tailed beasts had been sealed into humans from birth. Those humans were called Jinchuriki, they were essentially human's who as babies had the tailed beasts sealed into them. They were ostracized by their villages, everyone feared the powers of the beasts though they were sealed into the humans. In my case, at birth my father died sealing the 9 tailed fox, the strongest tailed beast named Karuma into me. The Akatsuki started taking the tailed beasts out of the Jinchuriki. Jinchuriki were seen as weapons for the villages because of their beasts so eventually when only the container of the eight tails and I were left. They finally agreed on a truce to kill the Akatsuki." Naruto said as he drank his coffee and served them both.

"W-wow that's a lot. If you were one of these Jinchuriki what was your life like?" Rais said in a worried tone.

"Well I was hated for existing, I was seen as the fox so they hated me. There were only seven people who were remotely nice to me until I went on a training trip. The third Hokage was like a grandfather to me, then Ayame and Teuchi who were a father and daughter duo that owned a ramen stand in my village. They were the only food place in the entire village who served me food and they were always incredibly kind. Then once I became a ninja my mentor Kakashi, though we were mainly friends, and Jaryia was my sensei, a massive pervert but really a great guy. Then Tsunade who was the Fifth Hokage, and lastly Shizune who was her assistant.

While my village was attacked while holding exams to progress to Chunin, our Hokage was killed. My sensei and I found the next Hokage and her assistant. Then because of my Uzumaki bloodline I was forced into the CRA which basically means I had to have a harem so that the bloodline could continue in the event I died. To escape dealing with that my sensei and I left on a training trip. It was originally supposed to only be 3 years but it became four once I joined a special division of my village ninja called ANBU. By then the war was in full effect and the people I grew up with were being killed in missions. Everyone started being killed, all the way until it was my squad and even all of them now are dead." He finished in a monotone as he looked at his coffee cup as a tear fell down into the cup and made the coffee ripple he shook his head and said "Sorry I got distracted anyway yeah not exactly the best but hey it is what it is. I want to live to honor my world." He looked up at her with an embarrassed smile and saw that she was crying.

"Oh I'm so sorry I didn't think that would make you cry!" She lunged across the table knocking plated over and hugged me. "Naruto I am so sorry, last question for now I promise. Did you have anyone that you loved considering you had to have a harem?" Her big beautiful eyes looked into his own and he gave her a smile.

"Yes, yes I did. The first I fell in love with was Koyuki, she was literally a princess and I her knight. I saved her country and her while I was a kid, she was an amazing actress and was starring in her movie series when we were hired to protect her. Her uncle killed her father for the throne and Koyuki was scared of the place and left. She was brutally cold just like the place we were in. God it was the coldest, most snow filled place I had ever been, but I gave my all to keep saving her again and again. In the dead of night she tried to escape the film set and I was on watch at the time. I caught her and we had a heart to heart. I learned why she was so scared and hated it and I told her no matter what came our way, I would keep her safe. The next day she was kidnapped by her uncle and I abandoned my sensei's orders and went after her. I ended up saving her and killing her uncle. She was crying holding onto me talking about how he wanted her necklace for this hidden treasure her dad said she had. We searched and found a place the necklace goes into, she put it in.

Her father had invented something amazing, the entire island started to warm up, so much so that the whole place was eternally green. The place was changed from being called Yuki no Kuni (The land of snow) to Haru no Kuni (The land of spring). What I didn't know is that she had a crush on me after and when my Sensei who wrote porn hired her director and her for a movie. As I am sure you know it was a porn movie. Koyuki turned down every single male actor they were going to hire for the show so my sensei and I had to head over to get specifications on it because she refused to say anything to anyone other than us. I can draw pretty well and at that point he begged me so much that I became the lead of his illustrations team. Once we got there she said she would only do it if I was the male lead. Koyuki and I started talking when she expressed her feelings for me saying that she wanted me and only me to be the one to take her virginity. I agreed to go out with her to see if she and I could be a thing and well, we fell in love. We made a porn movie which I kept a copy of at all times because, well I love her also it is really hot. I'll tell you about the rest later, if I keep going we will be late for school."

She looked at her watch and said "We already are going to be late. You live like half an hour away! I'm going to lose my perfect attendance!" He stood up and made a shadow clone for the dishes and grabbed her in bridal style casting a genjutsu on them to make them appear invisible and he ran over. As they got to the entrance he let her down and dropped the genjutsu. "Warn me before doing that again! God you made me bite you I was so scared!" Rias said with a pout and looked at her watch. "Wait time didn't pass?" Naruto smirked "I happen to be faster than light so technically time did pass we were just that quick. Also, ow don't bite me that hard!"

"Well you picked me up like that, what was my reaction supposed to be!?" She exclaimed, annoyed. "Well. . . actually I don't really know, certainly not to bite me though." He said with a fake pout.

"I need to get to the club room, I'm sending someone to take you and Issei to our club afterschool." She said and walked off.

The day was basically a carbon copy of the previous but with Issei being friendly. Just as the bell rang Kiba opened the door and said happily "Issei and Naruto Rias sent me to come pick you up." Ignoring the fangirls who were annoyed, Issei was going with us and we left for the Occult club. Issei kept calling Kiba 'Pretty boy' meanwhile he just kept saying Rias would explain everything.

Skipping a bit

As Rias continued telling Issei who I might add was not listening very well Naruto sat next to Koneko who smiled at him. 'She seems like the silent type, why is she so small?' As Issei tried summoning his sacred gear to no avail Naruto said, "Koneko, you are a Nekomata aren't you?" The girl looked surprised. "How did you know?"

"Now that would be telling which I am afraid I can't do. That is pretty cool though." She looked away with a look that meant she was in deep thought. 'Probably a problem with her family or something with her blood' He thought wondering what she was thinking about before Rias spoke "Naruto this also applies to you, both you and Issei need to get these flyers to people who will sue them." Naruto nodded and sealed away a stack of 500 and jumped around the city looking for people who seemed like they wanted a flyer. Thankfully as an expert in body language he was able to find enough people in less than an hour. Using a Shunshin (A) he teleported back in the room making Rias jump in surprise "EEP!"

"I'm back I fi-" He looked with a sweat drop while Akeno and Rias were hugging each other screaming while Koneko was drinking tea like nothing happened. "Are you two okay?" Naruto grinned when Rias jumped back from Akeno and they both acted like nothing happened.

"I can teleport and I do it a lot, if I ran in here it would be just as fast and I would scatter papers everywhere. Anyway, I finished handing out my 500 flyers." They all looked at Naruto in shock. "You got all 500 done in an hour?" Rias said and I grinned "I'm a ninja this was a piece of cake. So what happens now?"

"Ara Ara~ Naruto seems to be really good at this~" Akeno walked up behind Naruto and pressed herself into him wrapping her arms around his waist. "I think he deserves a reward, don't you think~?' She said purring into his ear, a light blush overtook his features and Rias said "Get off him!" Instead of complying with the order Akeno started caressing Naruto's whisker marks. He much to his dismay let out a purring sound. Before he could cover his mouth both Akeno and Rias yelled "KYAAA~" and tackled him, glomping his face and nuzzling against him.

This was the scene that Issei was greeted to who watched with a wide open mouth "NARUTO STOP STEALING ALL THE GIRLS!" The girls turned to look at Issei and once they did both of their chests rested on a very embarrassed Naruto's face. "Are you done handing out your flyers Issei?" Rias asked and Issei sweatdropped "Uh I handed out a few."

"Oh how many like 20ish? That's okay, it is your first time handing them out, it isn't always easy." Rias said with a gentle smile, still unknowingly suffocating Naruto. "Actually President, I was only able to hand out 4. . ." He said crouching gown as the anime style cloud started raining on him and him alone. Finally Naruto couldn't take it anymore and bit Rias and Akeno on the nipple making them both give an "Eep!" and jump back as Naruto pants trying to catch his breath. "I. . . need . . . air" he is barely able to say in between breaths as he hits the ground with swirls in his eyes.

"God I haven't been squished like that since the last time my girls and I had fun." Naruto said, shaking his head with a sad smile. When he first got here he put himself in a genjutsu that let him see them the way he remembers. He hasn't done that in a week now knowing it isn't real but it hurt knowing they weren't with them. "Wait did you say girls!?" Issei yelled out in amazement.

"Yeah I was engaged to five women. All of which I was madly in love with." Naruto said fondly remembering Koyuki, Shion, Ryuzetsu, Ayame, and Shizune. "Koyuki was my princess and an amazingly gifted actress, Shion was my priestess and oracle, every single time she made a prediction I could help her stop it, Ryuzetsu was my caged bird, her and I met on a mission to break into the most dangerous and terrifying prison on earth all we had was each other, for months, Ayame was my adoring fiancé, ever since we were little she was the only person my age who would ever be around me, she also made the best food I have ever eaten, and Shizune was my doctor, she was one of the three medics I ever allowed to heal me. She was so embarrassed when her and I made love for the first time and she saw herself in my mirror and became a blushing and more stuttering mess, not that she was able to talk but it's funny when someone is screaming your name while stuttering."

Naruto wiped a sad tear from his eye with a grateful smile on his face. He felt he was so honored to have had time with just one of his fiancé's but he loved them. He turned back to everyone to see them with full blushes on their face while Issei was passed out on the floor with a bloody nose. "Sorry, got distracted in old memories." He said a bit embarrassed then Issei got up and said "How many times have you had sex then?" Naruto struck a thinking pose and saw everyone lean forward closer to him, he smiled and said while shrugging "I don't know to be honest, are you counting only vaginal or anal and oral as well? I mean I have a porno movie I was in with my first fiancé."

He took out the video titled 'Princess Gale and her Hero' on the cover. It was an illustration Naruto made of Koyuki against a window pressing her naked body against it with her tongue hanging out of her mouth and her eyes rolled back to her head. Issie skyrocketed out of the room with a nosebleed, Kiba shot back against the wall with a nose bleed cracking it, Koneko was face first in her cookies bleeding on them, Akeno wrapped herself up in chains and was moaning begging for Rias to punish her, meanwhile Rias was panting heavily with blood running from her nose. Naruto grinned and pulled Akeno's chains a little confused on what would happen and she moaned loudly "N-NARUTO-SSAMMAAA~~!" Naruto blushed a deep red realizing what happened while Rias grabbed his hand softly and said "N-Naruto it's not fair, if you do it to her. . . Y-you have to do it to me too!"

End of Chapter 1