魔王なのだ!
Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Beyblade series.
Pairing: Bell x Ranzo tension.
Summary:
Rooming with Ranzo Kiyama is suddenly complicated for Daikokuten Bell.
"That's all your stuff! Now get out of my house!"
"It's your Gramp's house! And you agreed to let me stay, so you're outta luck, amigo!"
Bell twitched, growled, and squeezed his toes into the bottoms of his shoes. Ranzo's stubborn attitude reminded him a little too much of himself. He tried to will the Brazilian Beyblader to another location through the combined friction of his clenched fists, always raised eyebrows, and bared teeth, growing more peeved since it of course didn't work and he was exactly as Ranzo teased: outta luck.
When Ranzo threatened he wouldn't leave until he defeated Bell, Bell laughed Ranzo would never leave because Ragnaruk had no chance against Belial.
He wasn't prepared for Ranzo announcing he didn't want to go back to Brazil!
He conceded to Ranzo moving in because humiliating him was such a riot. But living with Ranzo was no walk in the park.
Squatting in his home! Using his workshop! Copying his Dynamite Battle System! Stealing his blanket! Eating all his chocolate chip cookies and self-serve candy!
"Ranzo, you've made the Demon King angry! You've been losing on purpose to freeload off us!"
"Hah? Ranzo Kiyama doesn't do that!" The blond cracked his latest lollipop in half. "If anyone isn't bringing his A game, it's you, you wimp!"
"WHAT? The Demon King isn't scared of you! The Demon King is the strongest!"
"Then why're you kicking me out? Hola! You're scared of battling me! You're scared if you lose I'll be outta here and you won't have anyone as strong as me to battle! Just lolzers!" Ranzo bragged.
"Shut up, Ranzo! You should watch who you're talking to!"
"Spoiled kid!"
"Weakling!"
"Bell!"
"I'm the Demon King!"
"You're a –!"
"Yeah! I know! You called me a fruit!"
That was why Bell was really riled up. Ranzo had called him a fruit.
Tensions were extra high after that. Bell wanted Ranzo to go so he wouldn't have to look at him and reflect on what made him this angry, yet didn't entirely want Ranzo to leave either.
As if he'd ever…and with RANZO!
"What's the big problem? You've got a head shaped like a strawberry, so I called you a fruit!"
Bell tripped over his next insult. Ranzo called him a fruit because his head was (was not!) shaped like a strawberry, and not the other thing?
Why couldn't Ranzo learn words?
"The Demon King isn't scared of you! I'll take you on anytime!"
"Ohhh! Olé, amigo! I'll rip you to shreds and shred you to pieces!"
"I'll burst your Bey and send you home crying!" Bell countered.
"I live here!"
Ignite. Explode. Resurrect. Ignite, explode, and resurrect again.
Ranzo was interesting.
Ranzo was dynamite.
And Bell would keep winning. He wasn't going to let Ranzo leave. Ever. Gahahahahaha!