Chapter 4: Nny's first truth and dare!
Asher and Shadow popped back on stage. They looked around as if they were searching for something. The audience looked at them curiously as they shrugged and looked back at them. "Welcome back to the dare show!" Asher announced as the crowd cheered. "So today we got more truths and dares and an a appearance!" Shadow announced and looked at the contestants evilly. "So how about we get on with our tuths and dares from a lot of people shall we!" They both yelled cheerfully and the audience cheered. Asher took out his paper full of truths and Shadow took out his paper full of dares.
Truths!
Nny: Do you like being forced to interact with characters from invader Zim?
Asher looked back at Nny who was glaring darkly with a dark aura surrounding him. "No...I DON'T!" he yelled still glaring at Asher. Asher backed away slowly "Dang, why does everyone get upset over one little simple question- actually no don't answer that!" Asher added quickly before he went on to the next question.
Gaz: What's the highest score you've ever gotten on your video game?
Asher looked up and then at Gaz and poked her. "Did you hear m-" Asher was interrupted. "MY HIGH SCORE IS 100 MORON CLEAN YOUR F****** EARS FOR ONCE" Gaz yelled in his face. Asher backed away. "Man, why does everyone gotta be pissed off..." he mumbled and looked back at his paper.
Dib: Why does everyone think your head is big IT'S NOT BIG!
"Finally! Someone who gets me! And I really don't know" Dib yelled out loud and Asher winced. He rolled his eyes "Yeah...I think that is not gonna get through with us...but Okay!" Asher said cheerfully and looked back at his paper once more.
GIR: Are you and the squirrel friends?
Asher looked back only to see Gir hugging a random squirrel. Asher slowly looked back at the camera and shook his head. "Yes...he's still friends with that weird squirrel..." he said slowly. He looked at Shadow for the dares slowly. Shadow looked at him with a blank face and then his head jerked a little "Huh?...Oh yeah the dares!" he said frantically getting his paper and looking at it.
Nny: Kill Justin Beiber.
Nny smiled evilly as Justin Beiber poofed into the stage. After a few hours of Nny brutally murdering Justin and Asher and Shadow cheering him on it ended. "Awwww...Well...GO AWAY YOU DEMON OF HELL!" Asher screamed while disintegrating Justin to dust. Shadow shrugged and looked back at his paper.
Gaz: Kill Iggins.
Shadow went up to Gaz while Iggins poofed on the stage. He gave her a knife and she looked at it curiously. "He beat your score by 5 points!" Shadow whispered in her ears and her eyes twitched. She got off her chair and secretly went behind Iggins secretly.
Zim: Use dynamite in your PAK and blow it up.
Zim slowly stared at Shadow. Shadow shrugged and gave Zim some dynamite. Zim slowly took the dynamites. Asher opened his PAK and helped Zim put his dynamite there. Asher then lit the dynamite and waited. It took awhile before there was a huge explosion and a horrid scream from Zim and Shadow just sat there eating popcorn with Asher watching Zim's PAK exploding. When it was all over Zim layed on floor motionless. Asher and Shadow walked over to Zim and poked him as the crew came over. They took the motionless body and revived it. Zim came back looking harmless and healthy. "Okay...next dare!" Shadow announced happily and looked back at the paper.
Dib: You get a get-out-of-a-dare free card good for one dare!
Shadow took out a card and walked over to Dib and gave it to Dib. Dib looked at the card and a smile slowly grew on his face and he put it in his pocket.
GIR: Rob Doctor Who.
Shadow teleported GIR to Doctor Who. He was working on something while GIR was stealing everything he could. Soon, GIR kicked Doctor Who out the Tardis and started it on his own. He then appeared back on stage with the Tardis. Shadow and Asher looked at each other and then walked over to the Tardis. They opened it to see GIR with his goofy smile on. "Okay, really what is up with you people!", Shadow yelled irritated now. Asher giggled a little and picked up GIR and placed him back on his seat.
Tak: Kiss Zim. I don't ship the pairing I just wanna see you suffer British alien YOU DEFY LOGIC
Tak's eye twitched a little and Zim stared at Shadow in horror. Shadow shrugged at Zim, "Give what the people want!", he said as he walked over to Tak and pushed her head towards Zim. Their lips clashed together and their eyes were wide. Asher was rolling on the floor and Shadow looked at the two pleased with himself. They two instantly drew away and screamed in agony. "How do I defy logic?!", Tak asked in a yell while she was washing her mouth in acid. Shadow shrugged, "You just do", he said calmly.
Suddenly, a boom was heard and the wall was exploded with a female girl with brown hair in a ponytail and blue eyes walked through the broken down wall. "Hello, It's me Pinkgamer!" the female said cheerfully and walked over to Asher and Shadow. "Well, would you like to give your own truths and da-" Asher was interrupted by a loud "YES!" from Pinkgamer. She took the two papers from Asher and Shadow and read them over. "Okay, I'm ready!", she said happily.
Truths!
Zim: what was it like when you had to listen to the doom song for a whole 6 months?
"IT WAS ANNOYING AND HORRIBLE!", Zim yelled still washing his mouth in acid. Shadow and Asher closed their ears from the screaming and so did Pinkgamer. "Easy with screaming moron!", Asher irritatingly said. "WHA-" Zim was about to yell before Asher screamed in his face in a demonic voice with red eyes,"SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC IRKEN. YOU THINK NOTHING BUT YOURSELF! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SPEAK UP IN YOUR DEFENSE!". Zim shrank back in his seat now scared for his life now. Asher's eyes went back to normal and he also looked normal as well. He looked around at the audience and contestants. They all seemed scared except for Gaz. Asher cleared his throat and gestured Pinkgamer to continue.
Gaz: what's your favorite genre of games?
Gaz looked up and looked back at her game. "Horror..." she responded darkly. A dark aura surrounding her. Pinkgamer walked back scared a bit and looks back at paper shaking her head.
Gir: If tacos were never conceived what would you do?
GIR seemed busy with a taco, so Asher sighed and walked up to GIR and tried to take his taco away only to be bitten on the hand. Asher rubbed his hand sulking in the corner. Shadow looked back at Pink Gamer, "I think he would be a very hurtful robot-", he was then interrupted by a squeal. "MY TACO!" GIR screamed in a very high pitched tone. "On to the dares", Pinkgamer quickly said.
Dares!
Tallest: I feel evil so watch more twilight.
The tallest stared at Pinkgamer in horror and screeched in the top of their lungs when they were being dragged back into the old room where they originally watched Twilight for the first time. Shadow and Asher then waited by the door and listened to the tallest pleading in agony to let them free.
*2 hours later*
Asher finally opened the door to find a rush of air flow past him and turned only to see the tallest already in their seats shaking in fear. Shadow shrugged and looked back at Pinkgamer and nodded for her to continue on.
Tak: since zim threw water at you last chapter-
"But you told him to do that to me..." Tak said interrupting Pinkgamer. "Do you want revenge?" Pinkgamer said darkly, glaring at Tak. Tak then shrugged and replied, "Fine..."
Ok! Then throw him off a cliff!
Tak's eyes lit up and Shadow took Tak and Zim to a teleportation device and teleported them to a cliff. "NO! STAY BACK! STAY AWA-" Zim yelled in protest until he was interrupted by a push from Tak and he fell off the cliff. Tak then came back with the same teleporter as the crew traveled all the way to the cliff and retrieve Zim's corpse. Pinkgamer then high fived Tak and looked back at her paper of dares.
Gir: watch a marathon of mlp fim
Shadow picked up GIR and placed him in a room and put on My little pony: Friendship is magic and left him there. Asher and Shadow stand in the door way as they constantly heard giggles from the room. Ahser and Shadow looked at each other and shrugged.
*A few moments later*
Asher opened the door only to see GIR with a whole bunch of MLP: FiM merchandise. GIR walked out happily and Asher watched him sit on his seat humming the opening song. Asher stared at GIR with his head cocked to the side and looked at Shadow who shrugged. Pinkgamer didn't seem to care at all and continued with her dares.
Gaz: let me play with your gs2
Gaz looked up and pulled her gs2 close to her and glared darkly at Pinkgamer. "No, it's my game!", Gaz hissed at Pinkgamer with a dark aura surrounding her. Pinkgamer backed up cautiously. "Man, really why does everyone have to be so pissed!...Just why?!", Asher yelled out only to have the contestants glare at him. "Oh, I don't know Asher! Probably because you pretty much kidnapped all of us and make us participate in this stupid f***ing show!" Nny yelled at Asher. Asher soon then sulked in a corner mumbling. "Next dare!" Pinkgamer yelled out before anything else bad happened.
Dib: let me borrow that trench coat
Dib looked at Pinkgamer as she let out her hand waiting for him to give her the trench coat. He sighed and shrugged and took it off and gave it to Pinkgamer. Pinkgamer then gladly took it and put it on, "Oh! It's cozy! I can see why you like!" she happily said. "Yeah, just take good care of it!", Dib warned. "I don't know about taking good care of it but thanks!" Pinkgamer said excitingly and took out a bazooka and a grenade launcher and shot them both right next to the broken down hole and she ran away with some sort of black horse.
Asher and Shadow stared at Pinkgamer as she ran away on the black horse and looked at each other and shrugged. They then noticed a male with silver-black hair fly in on an irken jetpack. He had black clothing with purple markings and metallic pads or talons and a white scarf. He was holding a large bag and said, "I am Haze and I bring gifts to the hosts." Asher and Shadow open the sack to find black and red jackets and irken technology of all sorts. "Now," haze continued,"Tak...YOUR LIFE ISA LIE!" Haze just laughs at the response he gets and repeats the same thing to Zim.
Tak and Zim stared at Haze in shock as he laughs evilly. Haze finally stopped laughing and look at Dib.
"Dib, tell me why I don't like humans..."
Dib looked at Haze in confusion, "I...I don't know" he replied. Dib then got slapped by Haze. "Well, you're suppose to!", Haze randomly said said as Asher and Shadow laughed loudly.
"Keef, WHY THE F*** DO YOU NEVER DIE!"
Asher abruptly stopped laughing and noticed Keef standing with the contestants. Asher then started screaming and pulled out a pistol and continuously shot Keef. When Keef wouldn't die from the pistol shootings, Asher then took out his butcher knife and stabbed him and threw him out of the stage only for him to be caught by the crew and taken back stage. Haze smiled the whole time as Asher tried to brutally murder Keef but he stopped smiling when the crew took him away. "Aww, but it seemed so fun...oh well" Haze said sadly.
"Zim, would you rather face mimi or duty-mode gir?"
Zim shivered at both the moments he had faced duty-mode GIR and mimi. "The almighty ZIM! Shall face neither since the almighty ZIM would not like it one bit!" Zim half yelled, half whispered making Asher wince a bit with his annoying voice. "Meh, you're no fun!" Haze complained.
Dares
"Tallest, slowly break every bone in your body while we listen to your beautiful agonizing pain and displeasure"
Tallests stared at Haze in horror as Asher, Shadow and Haze stood there waiting for them to do so. The tallest sighed as they took their arms and put it on a table they were given and chopped it making them break as they screamed in agony. They then started to break their legs and other bones and screamed even louder until suddenly they both fell limp. "Um...I think they might be dead...some how" Shadow said staring at the crew as they took both of the tallests back stage to revive them. "Meh, they'll be fine", Haze said literally not caring that much about what happens to them.
"Dib-"
Haze never finished the dare as he jumped on Dib, gorged out his eyes,shoved them into his mouth, and laughed as dib choked on his own eyes."-now THOSE are some swollen eyeballs," he finished, laughing at his own sick joke. Soon, Dib went limp as well and the crew rushed over, picked up his dead body and took him back stage to revive him as well. The tallest and Dib came back looking harmless and now alive. "Well, I got to go so bye!" Haze yelled and exploded in to confetti.
Asher and Shadow stared at the confetti in the air and shrugged. "Well, that's all the time we have for right now and that's all the truths and dares that I have for right now so I hope I get more truths and dares soon and I hope to see you guys next time" Asher said cheerfully to the crowd. "Oh! and if you want to come to the show yourself and maybe bring in your OC then you can just make sure you make a description of how your OC looks like and their personality!" Shadow added cheerfully as well. "See ya 'till then!" Shadow and Asher said together. The curtains closed as the audience cheered. Backstage the contestants went to each of their individual rooms and Asher and Shadow walked over to their dressers which were right next to each other.
"Well, that was fun!" Asher cheerfully said as he picked up his phone and checked any messages he had. Shadow looked at Asher looking as if he was sorry about something. "You okay Shadow?" Asher asked curiously. "I...I am really sorry about...last night...I didn't know what...happened...I just" Shadow slowly said as he rest his head on his hand looking like he just face palmed. Asher smiled, "Hey, it's alright it's just part of us, okay?" he said reassuringly. Shadow smiled relieved and he got up and walked over to his room. Asher looked back at his messages until he got off and noticed a new video in his phone.
He regretted ever watching the video, but little did he know Haze and Pinkgamer were hiding behind a board watching him watch the video but they didn't what he was watching and just left.
A/N: Well, this took forever for me to make...even though I was procrastinating the whole way...and watching Vanoss Gaming, I am Wildcat, Basically I Do Wrk, H2O Delirious, Lui Calibre...and listening to After Ever After 2 a whole bunch of times. Though, FINALLY it's here. Sorry that it took so long. As I just said I was distracted by these awesome gamers and the song and yeah. Also, I was pretty busy with my family and stuff so yeah. Thank you everyone who gave me these truths and dares and if I missed anyone then you can get in on the next chapter. These truths and dares really helped me a lot and if you have any truths and dares for me then PM them to me or review them and I will see if they are worthy enough to be on here. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding it will always be worth it! So yeah! See ya!
