Chapter 5: Tak stalks Zim?!

The curtains rose up and Asher and Shadow was standing on the stage smiling cheerfully. "Today we have even more truth and dares and more appearances!" Asher announced happily as the audience cheered. "So, how about we got on with the truths and dares from our people!", both Asher and Shadow shouted as they each took out their pieces of paper filled with truths and dares.

Truths

Tak: how did you know were Zim lived, do you stalk him?

Asher slowly looked up from the paper and looked at Tak. "How do you know where he lives?", Asher asked slowly. "Well, not stalking him of course!", Tak screamed. "But I did hack his ship and found out where he was located", Tak said as Asher continued to stare at her. "If you my friends can guess what kind of game reference that was I will give you cookies and cupcakes and all kinds of sweets and goodies!", Asher announced.

Zim: why don't you try to take over Irk I mean you could do it considering how many irkens you killed ( and luck)?

Asher looked back at Zim who looked a bit mad. "WELL, I WOULD NEVER DESTROY MY OWN RACE YOU PATHETIC PIG-SMELLY!", Zim yelled making Asher annoyed. "Please, no yelling unless you really want me to rip your f***ing head off and rip your-"

****WE WANT TO SAVE YOUR INNOCENT EARS SO WE HAVE CENSORED WHAT ASHER SAID****

The crowd stared at Asher in horror and Zim was hiding behind Nny, who was getting very annoyed by him as well. Asher soon turned back around and looked back at his paper and continued his truths.

Gaz: what have you done to make people so afraid of you because throughout the series all you've really done was stalk somebody and ruin there video game, fight people who weren't suspecting you to be stronger than they originally thought, and have this mysterious ability to be as quick as light?

Asher didn't want to look at Gaz with her having her death stare on him. "Um, I rather we just leave to this hehe...", Asher said shakily as he slowly looked back at his paper.

Dib: do you stalk Zim?

"What?! N-No, I don't stalk him I just want to reveal what-", Dib tried to protest until he was interrupted by a slap in the face. "Don't lie we all know you're stalking him!", Asher said after slapping him in the face. "Dare time!", Shadow yelled out as he took out his sheet of paper full of dares.

Dares

Zim: kill Dib with this metal rusty spork and make a machine to raise your I.q. level

Zim took the spork and looked at Dib evilly but as he tried to stab him with the spork he couldn't get a single blood out of Dib. "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!", Zim yelled. "MACHINE!", Shadow screamed pushing machine parts to Zim. Zim grabbed the materials and tried to make a machine, but it also failed. "You really are an idiot...", Shadow replied looking at his deformed machine. "SHUT UP!", Zim screamed he got punched in the face by Asher. Shadow continued his dares.

Tak: what would you rather do have a swim in water, slather yourself with meat, call yourself defective, tear out your left eye, and kick the Tallest in the nether regions or kiss Zim on the cheek depending on choice do that?

Tak glared at Shadow. "Hey, I didn't make this up okay", he said putting his hands up in the air. Tak groaned a sad and regretful groan and walked over to Zim. She grabbed his shirt and pulled him into a kiss. She pushed him away and ran back to her seat blushing madly. "O-okay...NEXT DARE!", Shadow yelled looking like he never cared.

Tallest: give Zim all your snacks while telling him he is the greatest.

The Tallest stared in horror at Shadow as he looked up. "Go ahead, give up your snacks!", Shadow said while all the snacks the Tallest stored up were brought in a dump truck and was dropped down in front of everyone. The Tallest slowly walked to the food and picked them up one by one and went to Zim saying, "You are...the...greatest irken ever". They shuddered as Zim started laughing. "Yes, I am the greatest irken invader in the whole universe!", Zim yelled as the Tallest continued to bring the snacks to Zim crying. After the Tallest brought the snacks to Zim they blew kisses kisses mouthing 'goodbye' and walked off slowly.

"You guys are so not manly at all", Shadow said facepalming. "Wouldn't you feel the same way if you had to get rid of your snacks?!", Purple yelled tears running down his face while Red rubbed his back to comfort him. "No, not really because you always took away my snacks whenever I got one when I was a smeet!", Shadow yelled as the irken invaders who was there when Shadow was a smeet nodded in agreement as they remembered those times. "NOW WE GO TO TRUTHS!", Asher screamed as he took out his paper of truths now.

Truth for everyone: who do you guys think is the most sensitive person there?

As Asher looked up after reading the truth everyone stared at Dib and Dib looked at everyone else. "Really?! I am not sensitive!", Dib yelled at the top of his lungs. Everyone, including Asher and Shadow, nodded in agreement. Dib then began to sulk in his chair. "Eh, you'll get used to it.", Asher said calmly.

Truth for Zim: If you had to choose one, which tallest would you prefer to kill you in a very painful and tragic way and why?

Asher looked at Zim who was thinking deeply about the question. "Tallest Purple since he is the more useless tallest.", Zim replied leaving Tallest Purple in shock. "True he is pretty useless", Shadow said calmly in agreement as all the irken invaders nodded in agreement as well. Purple looked around in shock and began to sulk with Dib as well. Asher rolled his eyes and continued the truths.

Truth for Dib: Is the cake a lie? Do you trust it?

Dib looked at Asher confused. "Um, Yes? I trust the cake.", Dib said in confusion. Asher gasped at the reference and covered his mouth smiling happily trying not to laugh. Shadow looked at Asher smiling also knowing the reference. Everyone looked at both of them in confusion. "Play a certain game to get the reference!", Asher screamed happily and continued with the truths.

Truth for gaz: Do you get the video game reference I made or do you only play ...vampire piggies?

Gaz looked at Asher with confusion on her face and Asher face palmed. "HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT REFERENCE!", Asher screamed at her making her seem mad. "You know what I don't even care now! I'm just done now with this! Just play Portal 2 and you'll get the reference!", Asher screamed before getting on with the rest of the truth's of the show.

Truth for Asher: Do you prefer alive and angry Gaz or suger rush Gir alone in a room with you?

Asher thought for five minutes. He shivered for a moment and then continued to think. "Well, I don't want to die so I will pick sugar rush Gir, I guess", Asher slowly nodded second guessing in his head hoping that he made the right decision. Shadow looked at Asher with alot of doubt on his face. When Asher looked at Shadow he shook his head making Asher frown regretting his decision now. Just then and explosion busted threw the walls. "Aw, come on! We just fixed those walls!", Asher screamed in anger.

"Hey everyone! Time for me to put you through some more tortu- I mean dares. No I mean torture!", a familiar voice said in all the smoke from the explosion. Soon Pinkgamer came out of the smoke and threw some C4's in a corner and walked all the way to the stage making everyone scared if the C4's would go off. "Oh, don't worry I won't blow you up! Now we get to the toture! Yay, torture!", she screamed happily

Truths

Gir: Do you like waffles?!

"WAFFLES!", Gir yelled in extreme excitement when all of a sudden waffles popped out of his head and he danced all around. As everyone stared at Gir dancing weirdly Pinkgamer soon slowly went back to her truths.

Gaz: so have you beaten iggins high score since last chapter?

Gaz had looked up and replied darkly, "Yes, my score is now 200". With that it sent shivers down Shadows' and Ashers' backs as they all the death threats and horrible screaming she made in her room as she played that game. Pinkgamer stared at the two in confusion and went back to her last truth.

Asher: are you currently aware that Keef is currently behind you about to give you a hug?

Asher slowly looked behind him almost being touched by the demon himself. Asher pulled out a pistol and began to continuously shoot Keef. He then grabbed a butcher knife and stabbed him 64 times screaming.

*10 minutes later*

Asher puffed as he stood there looking at now bloody and gory corpse. The crew took it and threw it outside the dumpster. "I don't like that kid!", Asher yelled and sat on the floor rocking back and forth.

Dares!

Nny: kill any one of the people in this room that you want

Nny stared at the people he could kill and then decided to kill Tak. He went up to Tak, as Asher mouthed out 'yes!' to himself behind his back, and grabbed her hair. She squirmed under his grip and tried to shake off his hand but he wouldn't budge. Nny then raised up his knife that he had in his hand.

*1 hour later*

Nny stood there puffing, since Tak did put up a fight but she didn't make it. Her corpse layed there as her eyes from her sockets were popped out and her organs spread out. The crew took the corpse and renewed it. She came back looking good as new, as if she wasn't brutally murdered. "T-that was...graphic", Asher said between gags. "Yep, NEXT DARE!", Pinkgamer yelled not caring how graphic the murder was.

Tallest: I want you to... Geez I just wanted you to open this bag of Cheetos

Purple shouts "NO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" And Red follows by screaming, "have mercy!".

Geez, I just wanted you to open this bag of Cheetos

The tallest looked at her suspiciously and slowly went up to the bag and opened it. They both tried to take one chip before she slapped both their hands. "No!", she screamed at them. They both went back to their seats sulking.

Zim: eat the delicious cheesy cheeto snack in front of the tallest.

Zim happily went towards Pinkgamer and took the bag of chips. He walked over to where the tallest sat and sat on the floor. He began to eat the bag of chip slowly. The tallest looked as if they were trying not to cry. Pretty soon they broke down crying as Zim continued to eat the chips. "LET'S GO TO THE NEXT DARE!", Pinkgamer yelled

Gaz: do a good deed.

Gaz's eye twitched. She groaned and got up from her seat and looked everywhere to find a good deed she can do. She then looked at Shadow and walked up to him. "You...look good in that...shirt", Gaz mumbled grumpily. "Thanks?", Shadow replied as him and Asher looked at Pinkgamer to see if it was worth a good deed. "Hey, at least it was something good.", Pinkgamer replied to the stares and yelled, "NEXT DARE!".

Tak: dance. It amuses me.

Everyone then stared at Tak as a song of "Shots" came on. Tak tried to dance, but she failed horribly. Asher and Shadow sort of giggled but that's all they did until after the song finished and Tak sat back down is when they started to burst out laughing.

Dib: eh I dunno do what Tak did.

Dib stood up and the song of "Shots" came back on and he tried to dance. He failed horribly which made Asher and Shadow laugh even more. "That's all the dares I have! BYE!", Pinkgamer yelled as she took the C4's and sticked them on the almost fixed walls and ran away and triggered them to explode. As the walls exploded, Pinkgamer ran through the smoke and disappeared. "When will people stop breaking the walls?", Asher asked sadly.

Haze walks in carrying a giant metal cross with the handle in the center of the cross, and the letters n, e, w, s on different ends of the cross. Shadow looks at it questionably and asked haze," what's with the cross?" However, his only response was," North is bullets, East is for bombs, West is for missiles, and South is for lasers!" Everyone went silent until Asher asked," Haze, are you saying you have a-"" Rotating cross-gun in near mint condition? Yes," haze replied, interrupting Asher, and said," Don't worry, this is just a replica. My real one's at home." Everybody remained silent as haze screamed," TRUTH!"

Zim, tak, shadow: why do irkens pur when someone strokes your antennas? I thought you were insectoids, not felines.

"We do not pur!," said irkens screamed. Haze just stared at them, then stroked zim and tak, while gir, for some odd reason, stroked shadow, causing the three to purr like kittens. When they realized what was happening, haze smirked and asked," you sure?". Shadow looked away with a bit of blush on his face "S-shut up!", he said putting a black scarf on and covering half of his face with it. "The almighty and powerful ZIM would nev-" before Zim could continue Asher slapped him on the face then repeatedly punched him and left him there. "Stop being cocky!", Asher yelled. Haze shrugged off the fact that Zim got almost murdered but was allowed to live and continued the dares.

Gir, why did you join me in the stroking?

Gir just shrugged and started to eat his own feet. Asher and Shadow giggled and tried to calm themselves from laughing too much from the joke. Haze looked at them smiling and then yelled, "NEXT TRUTH!".

Dib, did you get the joke?

Dib looked at Haze and cocked his head, clearly not getting the joke. Haze sighed angrily and walked to Dib and slapped him on the face then punched him. "HOW CAN YOU NOT GET A SIMPLE JOKE!", Haze yelled and slapped him one more time. "Next truth!", Haze yelled.

Asher, do you want this replica?

"How much?," Asher asked, curiosity consuming him. "$1,000," was his reply. "Deal!," he exclaimed, paying haze in person for the dangerous replica. "Dare time," haze said, smiling menacingly.

Dib, write a 100 page essay on irkens in your own blood

Dib looked at Haze in horror. "You heard the guy", Asher said as he brought a packet of paper and a knife and put it in front of Dib. Dib looked at it and slowly grabbed the knife. He slit his finger and tried to write some words on the pieces of paper with his blood. After 10 minutes of trying to do so he fainted and was knocked out from blood loss. The crew took him backstage and waited for him to wake up. "NEXT DARE!", Haze yelled as he laughed a bit.

Zim, tak, rip off every piece of flesh on your body

Zim stared in horror at Haze. "Oh, come on guys it's not like your gonna stay dead forever!", Asher yelled at Zim as Dib came back looking fine. Zim took the knife, which was now cleaned, and took a slit off of his skin. He dug his fingers in his skin and ripped out a piece of flesh. He screamed as he tried to rip out another piece of flesh. After 20 minutes of horrible screaming from Zim, he finally fell down on the floor with half of his body ripped out. "Aw, he didn't get to finish!", Haze complained. "Oh well, NEXT DARE!", Haze screamed.

Gir, give yourself surgery

Asher went up to Gir and gave him a scalpel. Gir looked at it and squealed. He scratched some parts of himself, but it didn't go any farther than that. "HOW?!", Haze screamed in a whole bunch of disappointment. Until suddenly Gir rammed the scalpel on one of the scratches and made a huge cut. Gir fell on the floor. The crew took Gir and brought him back looking good as new. "O-okay?", Haze said in half confusion and half understanding.

Asher, go nuts with your new toy

"Have fun," was the last thing haze before leaving on his jetpack, making almost everyone wonder,' where did he get the irken tech? Asher looked at his replica, "I think I will play with this later when I know how to work it...", Asher silently said to Shadow as Haze left on his jet pack. "Well, that's all the time we have for right now and that's all the truths and dares that I have for right now so I hope I get more truths and dares soon and I hope to see you guys next time" Asher said cheerfully to the crowd. "Oh! and if you want to come to the show yourself and maybe bring in your OC then you can just make sure you make a description of how your OC looks like and their personality!" Shadow added cheerfully as well. "See ya 'till then!" Shadow and Asher said together. The curtains closed as the audience cheered.

A/N: OH MY GOD! I HATE SCHOOL! I am so sorry for taking so long to write this! :( I really tried guys, I really did, and I will keep trying until I ever get bored of this. I doubt that will happen because I have so much fun making these chapters! :) I will keep making these chapters here and I also made another story for Vanoss Gaming and the guys that I keep bringing up here when I give an excuse about another chapter is late. They are awesome and funny gamers to me and I love them so much! ^u^ So, that's all I have to say about that! 'Till next chapter! See ya!