Chapter 8: Christmas!

The curtains open revealing Asher and Shadow throwing confetti everywhere. "Christmas time! Christmas time!", Asher yelled as Shadow sang a Christmas jingle. They turned to see everyone staring at them and they settled down.

"Welcome back everyone to the Invader Zim dareshow!", Asher yelled in excitement. "It is also the time of Christmas now so let us get with our dares in a jolly happ-", Shadow was interrupted by a shot of bullets being heard and a wall being fallen over.

The person standing on the other side was non other than Pink herself holding a gun in one hand and a sack over her shoulder. "You're gonna kill someone eventually...", Shadow said staring at her as she walked on the stage.
"Your point?", Pink asked obviously not caring if she even killed anyone or not. "You're a sick f**k Pink...", Asher said also staring at Pink. "AND I LOVE IT!", Pink yelled loud and proud and Tom winced in pain. Pink put the sack that she was carrying on the ground and opened it.
"Anyways, Merry Christmas everybody! I bought gifts for you all!", Pink said in happiness as she put her hand in the sack and took out each item
Zim: you get a giant death ray.

Zim took his ray gun and everyone backed away from him quite fearful of what he was going to do with that.

Gir: you get a taco

Gir quickly ran to Pink and took the taco out of her hands and ran straight to his chair and started munching on it.

Nny: you get a knife

Nny took his now new knife and grinned happily. Everyone soon backed further away from the stage.

Tak: you get a voodoo doll of Zim

Tak took the voodoo doll and punched it in the stomach and Zim screeched in pain. "Hehe lucky", Shadow said giggling at what Tak got.

Gaz: you get a shiny brand new game slave 3

Gaz looked at the Gameslave 3 and stared at it in awe. She threw away her original one which hit Jordan on the forehead and she took the new Gameslave. "O...Okay den...con...continue Pink...", Asher said as he turned to Pink and motioned her to continue with the presents.

Asher: you get a plushie of Fluttershy

Asher ran up to Pink and took the plushie and hugged it and walked over to Shadow where he showed to him with a happy smile and Shadow smiled back.

Dib: you get a new trench coat

Dib smiled with glee as he finally got himself a new trench coat. "Finally, I have been freezing here because someone didn't turn up the heater because they like to freeze their butts off!", Dib yelled as he glared at Asher, who was still hugging his plushie.

Tallest: you get donuts

The Tallest smiled happily as they raced up and grabbed their donuts and ran off eating them.

Shadow: you also get a knife

Shadow looked up from looking at Asher hugging his plushie. He smiled both happily and evilly as Pink handed Shadow his new knife. Shadow swung the knife around a couple of times to hear the knife cutting through the air. "It's...perfect...", Shadow said in a rather evil and happy tone.

Tom: you get an airhorn

Tom looked at Pink with a glare as she went up to Tom and gave him the air horn and Sonja, Tucker, and Jordan all started to laugh as Tom still stood there glaring at Pink as she walked away.

"Ok now that that's out of the way TIME FOR TRUTHS!", Pink yelled in happiness as Tom winced once more.

Dib: how come you were so easily fooled in the episode "Future Dib"?

Dib looked down a bit embarrassed about how he actually got fooled into thinking that whatever was going on was true. "Um...I just...OKAY IT LOOKED REAL AND THERE LOOKED LIKE THERE WERE NO FLAWS OF IT NOT BEING A FAKE!", Dib yelled making Tom wince in pain and earning a glare from him as well. "Okay den...next?", Shadow questioned as Pink nodded.

Tallest Red: what's the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Asher and Shadow groaned as they know what is going to happen. "Well, the answer to life is basically when the universe is created but how was the universe created well let me tell yo...", Red began to explain everything. Asher whispered in Shadows ear, "This will take a long while...", he whispered as Shadow nodded in agreement.

~~~~6 hours later~~~~

There was board on stage that had a lot of math and science and a talking Red filling in any spaces that are there. "And that is the answers to your question!", Red said as he added a unicorn at the end of an equation.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER QUESTION YOU STARTED BLABBING ABOUT HOW THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED AND HOW IT GAVE LIFE THEN YOU STARTED BLABBING ABOUT HOW TO CREATE A UNICORN!", Tucker yelled making Tom wince as he stared at nothing angrily.

"Oh...well then how about we ju-", Before Red could finished Shadow took the board and threw it out the window and made sure there were no boards in the backstage area either. "NO NO MORE EXPLAINING S**T NO!", Shadow yelled. "God, you people just love wanting to break my ears don't you?!", Tom mumbled to himself.

Tom: SO HEY! TOM! BUDDY! WHATS UP!? CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

Pink yelled in Tom's ear making Tom pissed off even more and nearly has a breakdown until Pink stops. "Hehe Tom is mad now!", Pink teased Tom making him stand up and sit next to Jordan was on the other side of the stage.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH", Tom yelled from the top of his lungs in rage and hit his head on the wall and just sat himself next to Jordan and layed his head on Jordan's shoulder. "Whelp, time for dares!", Pink yelled happily.

Dares time!

Zim: drink this concoction I made out of meat, water, and poop cola. I'm sure it's burning with flavor.

Zim glared at Pink as she gave him the cup of liquid. Zim eyed the liquid and looked back at Asher and Shadow. They both nodded indicating that he will be fine, even though he knows he is not fine. Zim gulped and put the drink to his mouth and drank it.

Zim screamed and ran away, his mouth sizzling from all the bad things that were in the drink that was not for his kind. Asher and Shadow laughed really hard as they watched Zim running around screaming in pain. Pretty soon the backstage crew took Zim and healed him and returned him back. "NEXT DARE!", Pink yelled as Tom flinched and Jordan patted his head.

Gir: define what the number orange smells like

Gir skilled happily. "An orange smells like a fluffy unicorn queen poddle doggy doo doo", Gir said happily with his tongue sticking to one side. Everyone stared at Gir with a weird stare and Pink just nodded in understandment. "NEXT DARE!", Pink yelled happily

Tak: help me come up with how I'm gonna destroy the wall next time

Tak then started to think of millions of ways and she thought of one. "You can always use acid to melt the wall away...if that helps...", Tak stated as Asher and Shadow groaned in saddness. "Okay!", Pink yelled in happiness as she continued to the last dare.

Tallest: give up snacks for a day.

The Tallest looked at Pink in horror as the backstage crew took all the snacks and everything away in a cart on a helicopter and they left making everything snack-free. "NO NOT THE SNACKS! YOU MONSTER!", Red and Purple yelled in agony making Tom flinch again and making him a bit more pissed off.

"Well bye everyone! I must now take my leave!", Pink said waving to everyone. A section of the wall suddenly explodes and when the smoke clears Pink had vanished.

Shadow sighed and then turned and smiled to the crowd. "Next we have another guest by the name of invaderzimanddibfan let us welcome her in...where ever she is...", Shadow said looking around

Out of no where a Tardis from Doctor Who appears and a person comes out of it. "Hi! That was fun...Well it is me INVADERZIMANDDIBFAN well here comes the truths and dares!", she said happily as Asher and Shadow watch the whole thing happily.

Truths!

Zim: What is your opinion of fan pairings?

Zim looked at ZimandDibfan in horror and he acted as if he was about to throw up. "Their horrible! Who would actually think of having other stink beast mingle with each other! Eww no!", Zim yelled making Tom more upset.

Gaz: What's your high score?

Gas looked up from her game and then mumbled. "Huh? What? Can't hear you?!", Asher asked putting his hand to his ear. "200 YOU IDIOT HAVE YOU NOT HAD THOSE STUPID EARS CHECKED!", Gas yelled making Asher nack up and Tom scoot closer to Jordan.

Dib: Do you like ice cream?

Dib cocked his head to the side and shrugged. "I guess you can say I like ice cream...i don't know...", Dib said blankly. Asher looked at Dib with wide eyes. "My boy you need to learn what heaven is!", Asher yelled.

Tak: Do you hate snacks because of the trauma you must now associate with them, or do you only hate Zim?

Tak thought for a little and then looked back at ZimamdDibfan with a 'are you serious' expression. "I only hate Zim hating snacks will...be horrible!", Tak said in disgust with this last words.

GIR: Do you love Mimi?

"I love anyone!", Gir yelled hugging Mimi. "Especially Mimi!", Gitlr added to his last comment. Mimi looked at Gir with a bit of blush on her face

Mimi: Please respond to GIR's answer.

Mimi sighed and finally spoke. "I love you too Gir...", she said and Gir yelled in happiness and Asher and Shadow both said sat the same time, " Awwww".

Nny: Who is your favorite person here?

Nny thought for a little bit and then finally looked over to Shadow and Asher. "Those two are pretty cool...They are my favorite people...", Nny finally said pointing at Asher and Shadow. They both smiled gleefully.

Dares!

Zim: Jump in a lake.

Zim screamed in horror as he was being teleported away to where a lake was placed under him. He fell inside and he began to sizzle and burn. He was then taken out and teleported back on stage where he was healed and he came back to Asher and Shadow laughing really hard and rolling on the floor.

Tak: Run in circles for the rest of the chapter. You may not stop and must fulfill any other dares while running.

Asher and Shadow snickered and Tak groaned she then started to run everywhere and she continued without stopping. Asher and Shadow winked at each other with a great idea.

Gir and Mimi: Kiss. That may be difficult, as Mimi has no mouth.

Gir yelled in happiness as he jumped and landed on Mimi giving her a kiss on where her mouth would probably be. Asher and Shadow 'aww'ed and so did the crowd while Tom rolled his eyes and Tak and Zim gagged.

Gaz: Give your game to Nny.

Gaz looked up with a glare and grumbled as she had to give her game to Nny. Asher and Shadow backed up, afraid of the weirdness of what Nny might do with the game. Surprisingly, to Asher and Shadow, he did nothing.

Nny: Give Devi a phone call.

Nny groaned since he didn't actually want to call up the girl he loved but almost killed. Asher and Shadow nodded to each other as they handed Nny a phone that he could use. Nny dialed Devi's number and waited for her to pick up. She did and before he could say anything Asher and Shadow started screaming. "NOOOOO IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAD STOP IT!", Asher yelled as well as Shadow.

Nny tried to gesture them to pipe down and Devi stood there at the other end of the line in fear. "Whoever you are...DON'T EVER CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN!", Devi yelled and hung up. Asher and Shadow laughed and Nny sighed. "Either way she would've freaked out anyways...", Nny grumbled as he walked back to his seat.

Dib: Come watch Doctor Who with me!

Dib shrugged and went with InvaderZimandDibfan to watch Doctor Who with her in the usual dark room everyone has used.

~~~~6 more hours later~~~~

The two come out InvaderZimamdDibfan smiling happily and Dib smiling as well.

"Well, I guess that's it. Bye, everypony!", InvaderZimandDibfan yelled as she the exploded into confetti. Asher and Shadow looked at all the confetti that had spreaded. "Whelp, that is all the time we have everyone and hope you enjoyed!", Asher yelled happily. "Remember if you want to you can put your truth and dares in the reviews or through pm!", Shadow said gleefully waving his arms around.

"You can join in the fun too! Just put a small description of how you look like and a bit of your personality or just bring your OC!", Asher said jumping up and down. "See ya!", Both Asher and Shadow said at the same time as the curtains closed and the crowd cheered.

A/N: Okay! So Merry Christmas you guys hopefully all of you have a good Christmas and a wonderful New Year I hope I get this up by Christmas day and that I have not forgotten about it! Whelp, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and I will see you guys next time! See ya!