So... i know there's a unexpected surprize in this chapter. ( believe me it surprised even ME and i wrote the damned thing.) but i didn't have a heart to change it so...here's to a extremely puzzling plot twist in the story! *holds up a glass of strawberry wine*
So while yes both Sakura and Ino would have gone for Sasuke and his...uh...what ever was so charming. Samantha had Inadvertantly saved their fates. Or did she?
So while yes they did make it to class in time Samantha had to wait outside of the classroom and begin the dreaded wait. then she realized she didn't know how to properly introduce herself in Japanese to a group.
' Oh shitcickle~! what the fuck am i supposed to do!'
" Eto..eto...ETOooo...ETOOOO...Im fucked." she ended up finishing in english. not realizing that she was about the most funniest person in the class to these guys cause she heard them chuckling and giggling and then found herself asking.
" hm...i wonder what their laughing about."
" boy you are really going to be a class clown aren't you?" Both of them being that they suprised her got a.
" Holy jesus crimminy don't DO THAT!" she said to the two older men.
" Ah. your the so called transferstudent."
" What do you mean?"
" Bara and Tori were supposed to bring you into the school and show you around. Any idea of what happened?"
" No. not really..."
" Bara's both a tutor and a student here. Tori is a top ranked student here. So dont be afraid to talk to them about your homework okay?"
" Yep." ' I am no SOOO totally calling Bara, Bara-sense- and Tori, Tori-sensei to inflate their egos. But i like them too...so...'
" Wait what?" i found myself asking almost after that thought. ' uh...SAM you are NOT going after freaking 13 12 god however old they are! They're freaking older than you and YOUR FUCKING FIVE!' Both me and Sarra argued. Sarra happened to be one of my personalities. both me and my sensei's were confused at the lack of conmunication that suddenly happened between me and them.
" Mind telling me what went through your head?" A bad ass looking boy came walking by and i looked and decided to make best of my awkwardness and lie a fat old lie.
" Uh...He's hot..." I wanted to kill myself and gag myself with a fucking scrubbrush and look inside myself and say ' hm...i wonder how that got in there. better go clean that out.' and clean what ever the fuck possessed me to call both of the teachers top student and elegible bachelor if that loving little basterd didn't leave for fucking Orochimaru.. The one and Only...
Sasuke Uchiha...
Barf.
Gag a maggit.
I SWEAR HE HAS THE SAME CURSE AS HIKARU!
both me and him look at eachother and I say.
" uh...im sorry..."
but then he just looks at me an looks at the teachers and looks at me and please tell me he is NOT BLUSHING!
' i'm your soul mate...' i hear suddenly in my head and then i look at him almost horrified and hes about this close to crying all of a sudden. and then what ever possessed me to do this i just bring him in my arms and i say.
" I'm sorry its not you it sme. i'm a weirdo and i don't know when to shut my mouth i'm sorry its not you its-" both me and the reast of the class fucking freaked.
both of us suddenly but...
WHY ME?
I DON'T WANNA LIKE A DUDE!
OR SASUKE!
boy...how do i explain to my bara and tori that...that...i somehow just convinced the unconvinable to happen BY FUCKING ACCIDENT CAUSE I DIDN"T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT MY PERSONALITIES...
boy...
THE
Sasuke Uchiha
gave his first kiss...
to a fucking lesbian
and bro
where ever you are.
i hope you laugh when you hear what i tell you when i fucking get back.
and without realizing it backing into reality i just found myself looking at him and seeing a flash of...of her...the real her... the one...I TRUELY Fell for...
As i watch them repremand him i just brushed my lips with my hands and say...
" how..." so softly even I didn't even realize i said it.
" Okay..." I look to the two and say.
" I"M REALLY SORRY!"
" but i..."
" Look, I know better. So I'm sorry. I ...I'm really sorry Sensei."
both of them looked kind of frightened at the idea of a five year old ' knowing better' both being in the likely most bad posistion in the class. and possibly the best to protect everyone.
because...
even if I don't think i like him like that.
AND I"M SURE I DONT
boy...
boy that boy chose me...
I'm...not going to abandon him if he sees me as someone he can still trust after the family massicare.
but...
how do i break a confession...
and say that i'm love with Sakura Haruno?
after feeling the whole girl populus looking at me like i stole the most precious thing in the world but you are looking at this girl like she looked as if she had no idea what the fuck she done.
I knew EXACTLY what we did
I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I DONE.
and i'm fucking five...
GOD WHY.
so...
After class we end for lunch and both me and sasuke end up ditching the class. some how...
' how is this boy after me again? Oh right i called him hot in front of the teachers. and probably the whole school knows...great. JUST GREAT!'
but heres the thing being that this was a big fucking accident i had no idea how in the world he knew what to say next.
" Whats your name?"
" Uh...Kaede.."
" no your real name."
" Samantha." his eyes perked up at the sound of my name. " Samantha Rose Anne Potter..." I said slowly looking at him with the tears building in his eyes. and then my eyes bulged.
"S-Sakura-chan?"
Both of us looked at eachother as if we had found who we truely were...but...he...i...
" How..." he shrugged. " you just..called me hot out of no where...and when...you looked at me about to cry...you just...instantly comforted me...all i knew as i saw you that...you were my soul mate...'
" but...then you...remember?"
both of us had been happy to find love before anyone else but...
' the real love of my life is stuck in the body of sasuke uchiha...'
" but if you're...really her." i say carefully.
" then who's she?"
" another version of me."
" Oh barf!" both of us jump and look suprised at the look of
" please telll me you were not looking at us the entire time."
" barf as if... i was lonely looking for you because you made Sakura cry."
" Eto..." Sasuke looked at me both hurt and looked at me with narrowed eyes.
" What did you do." he said in such a way she would i just couldn't help but blabber.
" I told sakura she was beautiful and that i liked her and that she could call me samantha and that...that...i wanted to be her friend and i would always be her friend and i admit i wanted to become something more and...i might still do?"
both of them frowned at me
both of us knew my true ate so...Sasuke had more reason to be mad at me than Ino.
" Sakura. Ino,Kaede is a baka. but her heart is big for many people." i could not believe he just said that. he looked at me and i looked at him and he had a smirk on her...his face and i was like..
" No."
" you can't be a hypocrit."
" No Sasuke."
" But..."
" WE"RE FUCKING FIVE"
" SO THATS NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE NOW HAS IT?" Looking at both of us we were fighting like a married couple.
" But...but how are you guys so...so close? Look...i just...i get that you like Sakura and all but...but how in the world did you get Sasuke wrapped around your finger?"
Boy that made Damn near everyone's blood boil.
" I DID NOT!"
"but then why is he hanging all over you by the way she's got you acting like a girl, Sasuke.
" SO?"
" Boy's can't be girly!"
" THEY CAN JUST LIKE GIRLS CAN BE TOM BOYS!" that shut Ino. but much to my disparented dismay she seemed...to look at me and i looked at her and she just...
" boy i have really got to keep my third eye open."
" etto..."
" So you remember huh?" Ino finally said.
" You do to i asume?"
" what age?"
" reversed age. i'm actually bout...23 from last world standards but...looks to be like about 400 years or so."
" N-Nani?"
boy my ability to translate was going in and out very badly...thats not good.
then i felt that familiar painful feeling in my back...one that wasnt actually of pain...but the warning.
" Gu-guys...i'm...about to.." was all i got out before I suddenly i drop. feeling my conciousness go blank and begin to have a pseudo genic siezure episode.
i start to shake crazily and all i could do was stare as Sasuke held me to the side and held my head from the ground...
' how did he know...' before i go black...
a full blown seizure began...
for the first time in my life...
i was in Sasukes hands...