"Foolish child ,i could swallow you whole *angry snake hissing*" said a giant snake

"Do not underestimate me gildersnake ,for i am the good witch Azura warrior of peace" said a green haired woman Holding a staff

Azura then held her staff like a rocket launcher and fired at the snake "Now eat this sucka" she yelled

"Oh no my only weakness! Dying!" Said the snake dramatically as it fell down

In the principal's office

"And that's the end" said Luz holding a toy witch and a snake

"The end of what" said camilia ,Luz and Luis's mom

"My book report" replied Luz as the snake bit the the witch toy "i think i knocked it out of the park"

"Your book report is why you're in here" said the principal pointing at the door as kids ran away in fear, from snakes

"Ah so that's where the backup snakes were" said Luz

"And Luis ,what is this" Said Camilia pulling out a sci fi rpg like thing "is this a rocket launcher , i thought i told you ,no building weapons , why would you need this"

"The Apocalypse?" said a boy who looks the exact same as Luz but with minor differences wearing a yellow vest over a white shirt and black pants shrugging his shoulders

"How did you even het the parts for this and why did you bring it to school , isn't your taser phone case enough" said Camilia in a tired tone

"I didn't , Luz did" said Luis pointing at Luz with his thumb

Camilia then stared at Luz

"That was for the act three closer" said Luz in sad tone

"I love you two's creativity but it's gotten out of hand , do you remember why you went to the principal's office the last 3 times" said Camilia

(I won't add Luz's cuz I'm lazy)

Flashback

Luis was eating lunch when a group of bullies came to him

"-ey HEY!" One of them yelled

Luis was swiping on a blue ball that had a small metal hoop connected to it's middle

"Remember us!"

Then he threw it on the ground and out of nowhere a giant centipede appeared ,

"I don't support social interactions" Luis said in a bored tone

Everyone in the mess hall ran for their lives away from the giant centipede chasing them not knowing that it was just a hologram

In chemistry class

Luis was staring at a liquid spilling everywhere from his test tube because someone messed with it

Luis rolled his eyes ,put on a helmet and a more protective vest ,then began putting and pouring things into the liquid

Making it explode ,which didn't hurt anyone that much but broke some glass

On an assignment where the students had to take care of a plant

Luis came in with a plant trying to chomp anything it sees except Luis

The teacher approached the plant only to get bitten by the plant

"What is that thing?!" Yelled the teacher backing away

"Genetic engineering is not my forte" Luis said calmly

"Luz we love that you're expressing yourself" Camilia said then turned to Luis "and Luis, what you're doing is just reckless , what would i do if you got hurt"

"Does being reckless include leaving a loaded energy cannon on the floor" said Luis raising a brow

"You left a loaded weapon in a place where anyone could easily steal it" Camilia said angrily

"No i didn't" Luis said "Luz figured out my password"

Luz then laughed nervously

"Listen , if you can't learn to separate fantasy and sci fi from reality ,you may need to spend the summer here" Camilia said as she showed them a booklet for "reality check summer camp" with a motto "think inside the box"

"Don't worry mom i won't let you down" said Luz "No more weirdness!" She says as the snake in her arms attacks the principal accidentally firing off the energy cannon and firing a hole through the wall behind the principal

"That doesn't count right" said Luz

"What do you think?" Said Luis rubbing between his eyes

Standing in front of their house were Luz and Luis

Luz looked depressed and Luis was secretly having a mental breakdown

"Ohh oh my babies" Camilia says as she hugs both Luz and Luis "don't worry you two ,summer camp will only be for 3 months ,you'll be so busy balancing check books and Tes will be coming with" she says giving Luis a robot that looks like a tank with a screen face instead of a cannon and about the size of a football

"I live to be with creator" Said Tes

"Don't worry the time will fly by" said Camilia

"But we don't like any of that stuff" said Luz "i like editing anime clips to music and reading fantasy books with convoluted back stories ,and look at Luis you think he actually would like these things" She said pointing at Luis whose face was starting to show sadness

"Your fantasies are holding two back" Said Camilia "do you two have any friends , real and not robotic ones ,not imagined or made of metal, summer camp is a chance to make friends but you have to try , I'm looking at you Luis ,i know you're extremely introverted and anti social but you gotta try okay" she says putting her hand onto Luis's shoulder

"Ok" said Luis in a sad tone

Luz then went to put her book in the trash

Then camilia's phone rang "oh i gotta go to work" she says then kisses both siblings on the forehead ,your bus is coming soon , text me when you get there *unknown Spanish words*" she says as she leaves

Seconds later Luz begins looking for her book ,Luis notices this and looks over to see no book

Then the twins looked over the trash can

Only to find the book in a sack held by an Owl , it then began running away

"Tiny trash thief!" Yelled Luz as she followed it

"Wait Luz!" Yelled Luis as he followed her ,suspicious of why an owl has a sack.

Luis and Luz followed the owl to a broken down house

"Tes if i die ,make sure i get the biggest tombstone known to man" Luis told the robot calmly staring at the run down house

Luz growled a bit and ran in the house , Luis with Tes followed her in

And then they found themselves in...a tent?

"Stop hopping away" said Luz then she realized she was in a tent "wow ,i thought i had a lot of weird stuff , but this_"

"Is stuff of nightmares" Luis said finishing her sentence

"I wou_" said Luz to be interrupted by the voice of a woman

"Finally you're back" the woman said

Then the siblings peeked outside the tent to see a woman with the owl as she put him on a stick and spun him on it

Then they saw her bring things out of the sack which she just called garbage ,

"Now this" the woman said putting on some googly eyes glasses "this will make me rich , and this" she said holding Luz's book "eh, this'll make some good kindling"

"Well so much for saving that book" said Luis as Luz then went and snatched it from the woman's hand "i don't know what i expected"

Then they both ran for the door only to see it...fold?

"You're not going anywhere" the woman said

The two then went out from under the tent and saw what was beyond it

"Woah" said Luz "Well wadda ya know , a world of fantasy does exist" said Luis

Then they saw the weirdness everywhere and the different creatures around

"No no no no" said Luz panicking "i thought you of all people would love this" said Luis

Then a fairy approached Luz

"Oh hey there little fairy , you gonna tell me this is all a fantastical dream" said Luz

"Give me your skin!" Yelled the fairy revealing monstrous teeth only to get hit by a ray then frozen

"Well...that just happened" said Luis calmly holding a freeze ray

"How can you be so calm?!" Luz yelled at Luis

"Because I'm the one who took fighting lessons , has a ton of weapons and a fallout shelter in case of an Apocalypse" said Luis

"Fair point" said Luz still in shock "but where are we! Are we dead?!, are we in the bad place?!"

"You wish" said the woman from before with her hand on Luz's shoulder

"Should've expected that" said Luis

Now the twins are sitting in front of the lady ,Luz apologizing and Luis preparing to shoot at any moment

"If you're gonna eat me make it quick" said Luz

"Eat you? ,why would i eat potential customers" the woman said "Can i offer you a human foot filled with holes (brings out crocks) , a pile of green human candy, how about a black shadow box that reflects only sadness (hold tv)"

Luz laughed "that's not all it can do" she said then got some batteries from the "human candy" plate ,and activated the tv

"Huh , i wonder how many people ate the batteries" said Luis

"Batteries are delicious and a great source of energy" said Tes in it's semi robotic voice

"You eat batteries?" Asked Luis

"Uhhh energy levels low , stopping all vocal activities to save power" Said Tes

"Those artificial taste buds were a mistake" said Luis disappointed , then he noticed the crowd heading towards them after hearing a song

"I'll pay 40 snails for the screaming box" said one guy "I'll give you a hundred" said another "can i eat the tiny person inside" said another

"What did you say your name was?" Said the woman

"Luz ,Luz Noceda , and this is my twin brother Luis" said Luz dragging her brother next to her

"Hi" said Luis

"Well Luz, you're pretty clever, for a human" said the woman

"That's kinda of weird thing for another human to say" said Luz

"Luz i don't thin_" said Luis only to be interrupted be the woman

"Oh dear child" she said taking off the piece of cloth on her head (i forgot what it's called) revealing large ears "I'm not like you" she then stood on the table

"I'm Eda the owl Lady , the most powerful witch on the boiling isles" she said

"A witch" said Luz "Luz don't get any fantasies" said Luis only for it to be ignored entirely

"I'm a respected, feared_" said Eda

"Busted" said some guard "Eda the owl Lady you're wanted for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors , you're hereby ordered to come with me to the conformatoriom"

"Woah witch criminal" said Luz

"Beats summer camp any day" said Luis

"Would you guys stop following me around ,i haven't done squat" said Eda

"And you'll be coming too" said the guard lifting the twins "for fraternizing with a criminal"

"Wha what that's not cool" said Luz

"Listen here you, you 3 seconds to let us go or else" said Luis

"Or else what" said the guard

Then a rope was wrapped around the guard knocking him down

Eda and Luz looked at where the rope was coming from and they saw Tes

"Tes!" Said Luz

"Should i engage with lethal force" said Tes

"Nah let me do this" Said Luis as he grabbed the freeze ray and encased the guard's body except his head in ice

"You won't get away with this!" Yelled the guard

"Yeah yeah that's what they all say" he says as he puts his hands in his vest's pockets then pushes the guard with his foot making him slide away "have a nice trip" he said with a calm face

"I like your moxie kid" said Eda as she then magically wrapped all her items in a cloth "oops can't forget this" she says pressing a button on a key bringing the door to earth with her

Then she put her stuff on a stick and began running away

"Follow me humans" she said

the twins ran with her

"This is crazy , if i die here ,my Mom is gonna kill me" said Luz panicking

"No Luz , mom is gonna kill US! Now quit whining" said Luis

"Hah! I won't let em hurt you , a human like you is much more valuable to me alive than dead" said Eda smiling

"Somehow this feels worse" said Luis.

"Woo hoo" said Eda as she grabbed the siblings and flew off

"Huh he recovered pretty quickly" Said Luis staring at the guard yelling at them

"You can open your eyes now human" Eda told Luz

As Luz opened her eyes she started freaking out

"Flying staves ,crazy monsters ,you're a witch ,what is this place?" Asked Luz hanging from the staff

"This is the boiling isles ,every myth you humans have is caused by a little of our world leaking into yours" said Eda

Then a pigeon Griffin flew by them "a Griffon" said Luz as the Griffon spewed out spiders out of it's mouth "i knew it" said Luz

"I wish you weren't right" said Luis

"Yep griffons , vampires ,giraffes" said Eda

"Giraffes?" Asked Luz

"Yeah we banished those guys , bunch of freaks" Said Eda as they landed

"Great ,another piece of information ,the government is gonna try to hunt me for , as if i didn't have enough of those" said Luis rolling his eyes and jumping off of the staff

"Wait the_AAAH"

Luz fell down spooked by Eda's hand that was stuck on the staff ,then Eda grabbed her arm and reattached it

"Oops , that happens , sometimes" said Eda as if it was a normal occurrence

"Welp i had enough adventure for today, this is clearly not the pg fantasy world i always dreamed about " said Luz "so can you help us get home"

"Only if you help me first haha *snickers* now come along human" said Eda as she spooked Luz

"This is gonna be a long day , Tes prepare your weapons" said Luis

"I'll burn them alive" said Tes in her semi robotic voice

"Should we be worried about that" said Luz

"Probably not" said Luis shrugging his shoulders

As they were talking they finally reached Eda's home

"Woah , aren't you worried about those guards finding us?" Said Luz

"Nope ,my house has a state of the art defense system" said Eda

"Hoot hoot password please" said an owl face that was on the door

Eda replied by poking both his eyes

"We got no time for this hooty let us in" said Eda

"Alright alright geez, never wanna have any fun ,ow! , hoot!" Said Hooty as he opened his mouth to make it a doorway

Then all of them except Tes went inside the house

"Can i stay with you" said Tes

"Alright wanna guess the password?" Said Hooty

"I do" said Tes with sparkly pixels in her eyes on the screen

Inside the house

"Welcome to , the owl House" Eda said as she snapped her fingers and the whole place lit up "where i hide away from the pressures of modern life ,also the cops , also ex boyfriends" she said as she snickered at the end

"This place is beautiful ,do you live here all alone?" Asked Luz

Then the house shook scaring Luz

"Actually i have a roommate" said Eda

"Who dares intrude upon i ,the king of demons" said someone with a scare voice that gradually became less scary only for it to be a canine creature with towels and a rubber duck

Luz immediately ran at him hugging him

"Adorable" said Luis smiling as he watched his sister hug the supposed "king of demons"

"Eda he is so cute ,who's the widdle guy , who's the widdle guy, is it you" Said Luz

"No i don't know who your little guy is , Eda who is this monster , and why are there two of them?!"

"This is Luz the human and that's her twin Luis ,they're here to help us with our little situation" said Eda holding Luz so she doesn't get to the "king of demons"

"Oh hooray" he said

"That went from 100 to 0 real quick ,usually it's opposite" Luis said raising a brow

"Wait wait , i don't like the sound of this situation" said Luz

"Just let me explain" said Eda making a magic screen circle in the air "King was once a mighty king of demons ,until one day his crown of power got stolen and he became this"

"You mean this bundle of joy" said Luz hugging King

"You know , I'm not gonna question how it got stolen or why the king of demons' crown is more powerful than the king himself ,i just wanna go home and not accidentally enter some sort of nightmare realm" said Luis

"The crown is being held by the evil warden wrath ,and locked away behind a magical force field that only a human can break through a human like you, if you help use retrieve his crown we'll send you back to your realm, so wadda ya say, plus, who could say know no to this cute face" said Eda

"No! Don't encourage her" said King in the hands of Eda

" i mean we're kinds your only way home" said Eda

"So we don't have a choice do we" said Luz

"Nope ,now we've got no time to lose" Eda says as she to carries Luz and Luis outside

"I'm gonna hurt someone badly today" said Luis frowning

"Where are we going?" Asked Luz

"Somewhere super fun" said Eda

"The confirmatorioum , a place for those considered unsuitable for society" said Eda

"Woah , these guys really have the hots on you" said Luz holding a wanted poster of Eda

"What kind of crime warrants this much...bounty ,how haven't you been caught yet" said Luis raising a brow

"It's because we're too slippery" said Eda winking

"Try to catch me when I'm covered in grease , I'm a squirmy little fella" said King

"And flammable" said Luis

"Luis!" Said Luz angry at what he said "what?" Said Luis

"We'll go up to the top of the tower to get my crown" said King

"And I'll make sure the warden's distracted" said Eda

"I'll inflict as much us pain as possible upon the guards" said Tes

"I like this thing" said King pointing at Tes

"Can i use a disguise , I've been waiting to use this *pulls up hood* meow meow" said Luz

"It's hideous" said King earning a glare from Luis

"Oh you'll fit right in" said Eda as she then hit the ground with her staff making a flying platform for the 4 to get to the tower

Leaving Luz and Luis to dangle from a window ,with King hanging onto Luz and Tes on top of Luis's head.

"Meet you guys at the top of the tower" said Eda

After entering the tower

Luz flopped on the floor

"Ha ha ,cats don't do that" laughed King

"And corpses don't laugh , Luz isn't a cat and you're not a corpse so grow up" said Luis

Luz then saw the inside of the tower and all the cells

"Hey cat Lady how'd you get out of your cell" said a girl in a cell behind them

"Oh no no no, I'm not a cat ,also I'm not a criminal" said Luz

"Not yet you're not" said King

"To be fair ,when the cops aren't around ,anything is legal" said Luis

"Luis!" Said Luz "don't worry , i haven't done anything that warrants arresting that i haven't gotten my way out of" said Luis

"Wait wha_" said Luz

"_we're not criminals either" said the girl as Luis gave her a thumbs up "Stupid warden likes to lock up people who don't fit in, like i write fanfics of food falling in love ,i like food ,i like love , just let me write about it"

"I'm here because i like eating my own eyes" says a guy with too many eye holes before eating one of his eyes and it growing back again

"We are agents of free expression they will never silence us" said a tiny girl with a nose too big

"Yeah she's really into conspiracy theories" said the food fic girl

"The world is a simulation we are but playthings of a higher being" said the nose girl

(A.N:oh how right she is)

"Wait, these aren't crimes , none of you actually did anything wrong" said Luz then she looked at Eda's wanted poster "you're all just a bunch of weirdos just like us" she says facing Luis

"*sigh* fine I'll help them" said Luis

Then Luz went and Hugged him

Then the place shook due to footsteps

"Oh no ,it's warden wrath ,hide" said ff girl

Luz entered a cell with Luis

"Tes make me look like a stone statue" said Luis as Tes obliged "and if the warden asks why Luz is here ,tell him she walks around with a stone statue of her" he tells the ff girl as Tes hides

The Warden then enters the room menacingly

"I can hear you" he says as he walks in and sees Eda's poster "just what are you fools whispering about , ahh the owl Lady *smashes cell with hammer hand" I'll get my hands on her soon enough"

He then hears the nose girl ramble about stuff he then opens her cell and grabs her "let this be a lesson to all of you ,there's no place in society for you if you can't fit in" he says leaving with nose girl

"Don't worry i can get you out" Luz says as she tries to pull the lever "oh no my weak nerd arms" she says as she fails "Luis can you do it?"

"Yes but we can't do it now" said Luis "that'll sabotage our mission Luz"

"Just get out of here while you still can , enjoy freedom for us" said ff girl

The three then walked to a Hallway where Eda greeted them

Luz looked sad which did sadden Luis as well

"Hey i just checked , the warden is distracted ,tormenting some tiny creature , he won't be coming around here anytime soon " said Eda which Luz ignored still sad

Eda looked confused

"The tiny creature was taken right in front of her eyes ,i don't think she's too happy with this" said Luis

Then they walked to the contraband door

King said something about him feeling the power of his crown and tried opening the door failing

"Aww he gets so cute when he becomes thirsty for power" said Eda

"It's not fair that they're all in here, they just want to be themselves, why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad" she finishes as King openes the door and runs in

"Come on before he hurts himself" said Eda

Then they reached the barrier that held King's crown , which King was ramming his head into

"We have humans remember" said Eda

"Oh yeah" said King

"You act like Tes" said Luz "wait Tes where is she?!"

"Don't worry she's fine" said Luis "i know that"

"Okay *deep breath* let's go in" said Luz

Then both went in and saw something like a garbage dump and a crown on top

"Wait a second ,is that a" said Luz

"You've got to be kidding me" said Luis

Now outside the barrier Luz held the crown that has "burger queen" on it in disappointment

"My crown" said King as he took it from Luz and put it on "yes yes i can feel my powers returning , you there nightmare critter , i shall call you_"

Luis didn't hear the rest

"That crown doesn't give him any power does it" said Luz

"Ah no, look at Luz ,King and i don't have much in this world ,only have each other ,so if that dumb crown is important to him it's important to me ,besides us weirdos have to stick together you know" said Eda

Luz blushed and Luis smiled

"Well we owe you one let's get out of here before the Warden finds us and loses his head" said Eda unknowing of the shadow creeping up on her

"Too late" said the warden as he decapitated Eda

Eda's head fell in Luz's hands

"Ow oh i hate it when that happens" said Eda

Luz screamed "Eda! Are you okay"

"Yeah this just happens when you get older" said Eda

"Well now I'm looking forward to growing up" said Luis

"Finally_why are there only two guard here?" Asked the warden

In another room

The guards are now bowing to a certain robot

"Kiss my rollers" said Tes

"Anything for my Lady" a guard says only to get whipped on the butt

"LADY!" yelled Tes

"QUEEN ,OUR LOVEY AND MERCIFUL QUEEN" cried the guard while crying

The guards were now worshiping her as well

"I don't know" answered one of the two guards shrugging his shoulders

"*sigh* finally i have you cornered, Eda the owl Lady" he says taking King's crown and crushing it "my guards can never get you ,but i knew if i took your pet's toy ,you'd come running"

"No! My power" cried King

"What do you want with me , i never actually broke any of your stupid laws ,in front of you" said Eda

"I want you...to go out with me" said the warden

"What" everyone else said

"Go boss" said one of the 2 guards while the other gave him a thumbs up

"You've always eluded our capture ,you've always been the one who got away , i found that alluring" said the warden

"I have some concerns" said Luis

"I hate everything you're saying right now" said Luz

"Stay out of this!" Said the warden as he catches Luz "so how about it owl Lady_"

"Get your filthy hands off my sister!" Said Luis angrily as he jumps at the warden

Stabbing a Light sabre in the arm carrying Luz although only burning some of it

"Aah it burns" yelled the warden as he let go of Luz

Then Luis pulled out a megaphone like item

"Goodnight sucker" Luis says pointing the weapon at the warden's chest

Shooting it the warden then gets blown away into a wall breaking it

"Let's get out of here before he wakes up , i don't have another shot like that" said Luis

"You have a light sabre?" Asked Luz

"Never underestimate my love for Galaxy wars" said Luis

The guards tried to attack them only for them to be foiled by Eda's headless body

Then they flew on Eda's magic stick as the warden woke up

Then they ran away ,Luz with a hand from Eda and Luis freed the prisoners

Then outside the tower warden knocked them off the flying staff

"You two go back to the human world" said Eda putting on her head and giving Luz the key

"What about you guys?" Asked Luz

"If you think this Guy's bad ,you shoulda seen her last boyfriend" said King

"Not my boyfriend" said Eda dodging a hit for the warden and running to the twins "go go" she says putting them on the staff and making it fly away

"Wait" said Luz as they flew away

Luz and Luis were looking at Eda fighting then noticed the prisoners not running away

She then flew to them

"Why are you guys just standing there , this is your chance to escape" said Luz

"The warden will catch us ,he always does" said eye eating guy

"We belong here" said the ff girl

"Self doubt is a prison you can never escape from" said the nose girl

"Grrr! OKAY LISTEN TO ME HERE YOU BRAIN DEAD FLESH BAGS" yelled Luis

Everyone's eyes widened

Even Luz who took her brother as the quiet type

"BEING WEIRD IS INCREDIBLE ,IT'S NOT A CRIME IT'S BRAVERY ,IT'S HAVING THE GUTS TO DO SOMETHING NO ONE WOULD DO ,IT'S CALLED BEING SPECIAL ,NOW ARE YOU WITH US OR NOT" said Luis

"Why are you helping us?" Asked ff girl

The twins looked at each other and smiled

"Because us weirdos have to stick together!" Said Luz "and nobody should be locked up for being who they are"

The three prisoners cheered

"Now let's get em" said Luz

Then they attacked the warden saving Eda

After getting the warden tied up

"Do not underestimate me warden wrath , for i am Luz the human warrior of peace" said Luz with her hood on

"Hey Luz wanna do the act three closure!" Said Luis somehow holding fireworks and a golf club

"Of course!" Said Luz as Luis threw the fireworks in the air

Then at the same time they hit the fireworks shooting it into the warden's flaming mouth

"Eat that sucker!" Said Luz "where do you keep these things hidden Luis?"

"That's what the government is trying to find out" said Luis with a smug look

"Really?" Asked Luz "Well not just that but yes" said Luis

"Well let's get out of here before any more monsters fall in kove with me" said Eda

"Oh there you are Tes" said Luz

"I have a cult now" said Tes

"Good for you" said Luis

At the owl house

"Well a deal is a deal , let's get you home" Eda says snapping her fingers making the key fly to her and opening the door

Luz looked conflicted about what to do

"Before i go , i know it isn't the same , but a King shouldn't be without a crown" said Luz giving him a toy princess crown

"This will suffice" said King

"Aahh what am i doing with my life , Tes sorry to interrupt your romantic moment with hooty but can you come here for a sec" said Luis "take this block and make King a good crown"

He says giving Tes a metal block that she absorbs?

Then a hatch opens on Tes's back revealing a golden crown

"Here you go enjoy it" said Luis throwing the crown to King

"Yes! I can feel the power!" Said King

Luz smiled at Luis and the luz spoke

"Look i know you got your head cut off and caused a prison riot, but this is the most fun I've ever had ,we don't fit in at home ,you don't fit in here ,if we stay we could not fit in together ,i am not going back to summer camp" said Luz

Eda was confused and Luz explained

"I wanna stay and become a witch like you and Azura" said Luz

"Ha that's crazy ,humans can't become witches" said Eda

"Maybe because they never tried" said Luz

*after luz and Eda make the deal*

Luz hugs Eda and Luis jumps in as well

Then they went into their new room putting a picture of them and their mom next to them they get a message from their mom

And as they slept in different beds they smiled to each other.

Toodles.