At Eda's human collectables stand
"it's been a little slow around here , but I've got just the thing to attract costumers." Said Luz as she hung up a sign with light glyphs and Eda's name on it "and who doesn't like their name in lights?!" She said as she used the glyphs and the sign lit up and a light version of Eda's face was on it winking
"Is it too subtle?" Asked Luz
"Luz, you do realize Eda is a wanted criminal , we need to be less..." Said Luis as he trailed off
"Ugly" said a voice behind them
They turned around and saw Boscha with two of her friends
"Hi Boscha! Hexsidians! See anything you like" said Luz happily
"Eww no. I'm just here to take an ironic penstagram next to your weird flashing trash sign." Said Boscha as she took a selfie where Luz made the weirdest face ever
"That's not funny Boscha" said Luz in a 'tired of this' voice
"What are you gonna do? Spit your human venom on me?" Said Boscha mockingly
"You have venom?! Quick! Start melting faces" yelled King excitingly
"No, human venom only kills you on the inside , making you feel like worthless trash , even killing it's owner's happiness and self esteem" said Tess in a tired tone
"Isn't that just self doubt and terrifyingly accurate insults" said Luis crossing his arms
"They called me a square! I'm not that 2 dimensional, am I?" Said Tess angrily
"I never saw that" said Luis ignoring what he just saw
Luz kneeled to his level and and spoke
"Even if I could , it's not worth it , you wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her" said Luz softly
"No! I'll show you!" Said King as he tried to threaten Boscha and her friends
And only getting the cute treatment , then they saw Tess and did the same thing
"No! Release me! Teens!" Tess yelled angrily which Boscha and her friends only saw as cute
Then Eda entered ,taking their attention off of Tess and King and asked Boscha and her friends if she could offer them the 'latest fashion from the human realm'
Then she appeared wearing that 'fashion'
"I've seen Tess in clothes more fashionable that this and she's...well..." Said Luis before taking a glance at Tess who gave him an angry look
"What?!" Said Tess angrily
"Nothing" said Luis avoiding a bullet
Then their focus returned to Eda
"Well , I hate her" said Eda bluntly
"Yeah , teens can be sour , but I'm a little sweetie." Said Luz before pointing at the sign she made "look what I made you"
Eda looked at the sign and yelled in surprise and started removing it
"Did I spell something wrong or did I spell something right" said Luz with a cheeky look
"Stop that , you may be forgetting something here Luz , I'm kinda on the run!" Yelled Eda showing Luz her wanted poster
"I tried telling her but I failed" said Luis shrugging
"Doesn't matter. Every guard in town would be at my doorstep if I had my name in lights" said Eda
"Well , I don't see anyone here. Maybe you're just being paranoid , you're a powerful witch ,why hide away when you could poof all your problems away with magic" Luz told Eda
"Luz ,there are people other than Eda who have magic , and no matter how strong Eda is , she can't beat an army alone" said Luis crossing his arms
"Hah! What do you know about problems anyway , all you two have is dumb teen drama" said King "you don't understand how hard some of us have it"
"You're pampered all day like a baby , while I have to babysit someone who has more anxiety than someone who just got a death sentence" said Tess grumpily
"Hey! You have every type of entertainment possible , I programmed taste! While I have to deal with stress building" said Luis angrily
"And if you haven't realized! I'm not a baby!" Yelled King angrily (adorably)
"Then why are you screaming like one" said Luz with a cheeky look smiling
"My life is a living nightmare!" Screamed King
"Welp there's only one thing to do when friends can't see eye to eye" said Eda happily
"Hug each other till we pass out?" Asked Luz hugging King
"Fight to the death!" Yelled King
"Talk about it?" Asked Tess as if it wasn't obvious enough
"I don't have enough experience to suggest something" said Luis shrugging his shoulders
"Pfft ,no ,body swap!" Yelled Eda happily
"Are you sure you don't shoot venom?" Asked King angrily
"I love a good body swap, it's like a demonic possession with the ones you love" said Eda smiling
"We're doing this , that's possible , it's just like what we did that one halloween , remember Luis?" Said Luz happily
"I do , and it wasn't that hard , we just swapped clothes and nothing else" said Luis remembering that day
'flashback'
Luz and Luis were ringing the bell of a house
"Ready?!" Said Luz happily
"No" said Luis bluntly
Then the owner of the house who knew Luz and Luis , opened the door
""Trick or treat"" both of them said
"Oh , it's you two , you... aren't wearing costumes?" Asked the man in confusion
"Think again!" Yelled Luz happily
This made the man yelp in surprise
"Oh , You're disguised as each other huh?" Said the man with a bit of nervousness "here you go"
'flashback end'
"Yep that was a good day. But maybe we should think about this for a second" said Luz reconsidering
"And the stuff with Ferox and_" said Luis before getting cut off
"Did he appear in your dreams last night?" Asked Eda
"Well no bu_" said Luis but was cut off again
"BODY SWAP!" Yelled Eda spinning her staff and casting the spell on them
And then when the dust was blown away
Luz ran into a mirror and looked in it to see that she's in Eda's body
Then King went to it and saw himself in Luz's body
"Help me!" Yelled Tess in Luis's body who was laying flat on the ground "I forgot how horrible legs were"
Then Luz helped her up to see herself in the mirror
"Man , I'm I feel so mushy and gooey , guess my original body was too solid" said Tess pinching her cheeks "and man those pain receptors Luis made got it accurate"
"Wait! Then this means that" said Luz before looking at the table where they saw
Eda in King's body , and Luis in Tess's body
"So , how do I look?" Asked Eda
"I have some very confusing emotions right now" said King
"I still need to get used to this... walking style" said Luis
"Alright , here's the deal , whoever can prove their new body has the easiest life gets out of house cleaning duty , and you know what that means" said Eda in King's body
They all remembered Hooty and shivered
"Won't be me , life as teen is a tyrant's dream ,by the end of the day I'll be ruling over your feeble demographic"
"Well I finally have no responsibilities and no one shall look down upon me! For I am a teen" Yelled Tess "All hail Tess All hail Tess, all hail me!"
"Well I have magic. Eda don't be too mad when your inventory is gone and the guards are none the wiser" said Luz as she fired a magic lazer and knocked herself down
"Hah! That's cute , if you need me I'll be pampered on a vacation fit for a king" said Eda as she started walking away
"I'm coming with , I hope you have a place to relax" said Luis smiling "this is gonna be easy" he said as went with Eda
""My life isn't a joke"" said Tess and King at the same time
"But yours is! Bab" said King as he booped Luz face
Then Tess and King went to do teenage things
And Luz stayed to man the stand
Sorry for the short chapter , I've been a bit busy
Well anyway
Toodles.
