"Are sunglasses really that needed?" Asked Luis in Tess's body
"Of course , how else are we gonna relax our eyes from the sun" said Eda in King's body as she put a pair of sunglasses on Luis's face "and they look good"
"I don't have eyes but sure , whatever you say" said Luis accepting Eda's logic
Then they walked around the streets , getting awws from nearly everyone who laid eyes on them
Before,
"Stop right there!" Yelled a guard who was with a (dog?)
"An emperor's guard" whispered Eda in surprise
"Oh no , what do we do?" Whispered Luis panicking "I don't know how to fight in this body"
"You thought you two could get away with it , didn't you?!" Said the guard
"Wait , you know who we are?" Asked Eda
"Of course I do , you're...the cutest little angels I've ever seen , who wants a loli?!" Said the guard before offering Eda and Luis lollipops
"Hah! That's more like it" said Eda as she began mocking the guard's dog?
"Hey, you look familiar ,do I know you?" The guard asked Luis "I feel like I should really know you"
"Uhh noooooo~ , not that I know of... heh heh heh. nope not suspicious at all" said Luis in a panic
"Oh , okay then , carry on" said guard before waving
Then Eda and Luis left the guard alone wondering why that box creature looked familiar
"Whew, nearly got caught. I think these sunglasses helped" said Luis before stopping to fling the sunglasses away"or maybe they're just stupid"
Then he followed Eda to see 2 old women looking down at her
"Look at this lost little dumpling" said one the old ladies as she carried Eda off the ground
"What's that?" said Eda confused "hey! I'm not lost! Luis! Help me out here!"
"Oh look! They have a little friend with them" said the first lady pointing at Luis
Then the second lady walked to Luis and carried him too
"Do you need us to make you a lovely meal" said the first lady kindly
"Hey I'm no_" Eda was about to protest but fell for the belly scratches
"Well i guess I could try , what's the worst that can happen" said Luis before he and Eda were taken through a suspicious alleyway
"Welcome to our kitty cafe , a safe haven for dumplings like you" said the first woman
"What kind of mess is going down in here?" Said Eda in annoyed tone
"In here , all you have to sorry about is how many belly rubs you want or how many nom noms you're going to eat" said the first woman as she put Eda in a cradle
Then the second woman put Luis in a cradle next to Eda
"This is suspicious and I don't even have a mouth" said Luis shrugging
"You're right , my creep alarm is ringing , but who can say no to nom noms" said Eda before devouring a cupcake
"Eh , why not. I can't get poisoned anyway" said Luis before joining Eda
"This place is a safe place , a place clean from the outside world , and those teenagers who filthen it" said the first woman with hate in her voice "you two have a good nap , and welcome to your new home"
Then the two women left the room
"That was vaguely threatening" said Luis feeling worried about their tones "and is Tess really that cute? I'm weirded out"
"HA! Being adorable is the life Ha! *Yawn* time for a nap" said Eda as she brought out a pillow to sleep on
Then a shadow passed them , then it did again
Luis and Eda got suspicious and then a cat like creature leaped at them and yelled in a voice too manly for it's cute look
"Escape from this place! Danger is near!"
Then the first woman called out to Eda and Luis
"You hear that? There are new stars in town" said Eda as she pushed the cat thing away
Then the two ladies came out of the door with their hands behind their backs
"A gift for our new cutest demon and their friend" said the first lady before she and the second lady showed them bee costumes "we had to improvise for your little friend here but we did it"
Then they showed that Luis's costumes should fit Tess's body
"Ok I'm out, novelty costumes is where I draw the line , come on Luis let's get out of here" said Eda as she got out of the cradle and walked to the door ,Luis naturally followed her
"Dottie please help our little angel and his friend get changed" said Roselle
(I just googled the two's name , it's Roselle and Dottie)
Then Dottie leaped towards the door and blocked the way
Then Luis and Eda took a step back
"Stay back ladies ,I am not above disrespecting my elders" said Eda before trying to do magic but failing due to her being in King's body "dang I'm not a witch right now"
"Ok this is eno_" said Luis before realizing he couldn't reach for his vest pocket , because he didn't have it "oh , I'm not human as well"
"No , you're a cutie patootie" said Roselle before trying to grab Eda
"Not today sister!" Said Eda before walking under Roselle and running to the employees only door and ran in
Luis followed her in
"I need to figure out how Tess's weapons work or else_" said Luis before noticing what's inside the room "uhhh Eda"
"This just alarmingly took a dark alley turn" said Eda as she saw what's inside the room as well
It was cute creatures , looking insane , locked up in chairs
Eda inspected one then the cat creature appeared again scaring Eda
Eda spoke with cat thing before it turned insane as well
"I failed you bowtie , you were our closest ally" said Eda dramatically
Then the two caretakers barged in
Eda used the cat creature as ammunition to attack the ladies and ran towards a hole
Luis however remembered something very important
"Wait! Tess's body can be controlled in a lot of ways , maybe" said Luis before yelling "Giant wrecking ball!"
Then a hatch on Luis's back opened and then out of it appeared a giant wrecking ball clearly too big to fit inside Tess , with a chain connecting it inside Tess
"Hit those ladies!" Yelled Luis angrily
Then Tess's body spun the wrecking ball and threw it at the ladies while they were after Eda
He missed , and
"Oh no no no!" Said Luis as Tess's body that he was in flew through the window "Eda!"
Then he saw Eda get captured
"Uhh big legs?" Said Luis not knowing what to do
Then 4 big metal legs like a spider's appeared out of the back hatch ,
"Attack!" Said Luis trying get Eda out
But the legs started attacking everything and ran away from the kitty shop
"Oh come on! , uhh stop attacking?" Said Luis panicking
Then the attacking stopped , but the running didn't
"AAAAAHH!"
King in Luz's body was trying to gran a flag from a place usually too high for him
"Hah! Not so high and mighty now!" Said King as if mocking the flag
"Is this your seriously your greatest ambition?" Said Tess in Luis's body hitting everything due to her failure with legs "ow , I hate legs"
Then King trips and falls inside a trashcan
"Now you know the pain!" Yelled Tess lying flat on the ground
Then something fell near them , before tentacles appeared from where the thing fell
King got out of the trash can and Tess scooted away still on the ground
"Oh no! The flag! It seeks revenge!" Said King scared
"I don't think they'd allow such flags , what just fell there made those things" said Tess
Then she and King heard distant laughing
Then they turned around and saw
Teenagers
The two (ran?) to the teens
(walked?) To their shack , and looked inside ,
And in there was Boscha , a plant coven girl and a scarecrow looking Oracle coven boy
The boy was upside down in the air , hanging by flying boots
They took a penstagram photo
"Why is it allowed for children to have potentially lethal objects?!" Said Tess angrily "man the human world sucks!"
Then King pushed away the cloth that was the door
"Greetings!" Said King on all fours before switching to two legs "greetings! bow before your King of humans!"
"I think I'm getting the hang of walking" said Tess finally standing up before tripping and falling "nevermind"
"Hey! Nobody tells me what to do!" Said the scarecrow guy before Boscha shuts him up
"New post! Loser humans think they can hang out in out sacred treasure shack , spoiler alert , they can't" said Boscha smugly
"Yeah get outta here ,goody two shoes" said the scarecrow guy flying with wing boots
"Goody two shoes?" Said King before taking the shoes and putting them on
Then he flew out of the shack and took the tentacle balloon sack
"Hey! Impressionable youth! Under my command you could learn how to do some real damage" said King before throwing the entire sack causing a giant clump of tentacles to appear "all hail your new teen King!"
Then the teens looked at King with starry eyes
They left leaving Boscha alone
Tess used some levitation shoes that Luis had but never uses to fly with the other teens
Then they began causing chaos all around
Tess may or may not have made some roads extremely slippery causing several accidents
"Enough!" Said Boscha angrily stopping King and Tess "I don't know why they can't remember what weirdo loser you are but I'm gonna help them remember"
"Wow I'm so scared" said King sarcastically
"I challenge you two to a race , around dead man's curve" said Boscha pointing at a road that was suddenly hit by a lightning bolt
That scared everyone except Tess
"Wow , that lightning bolt came at a very convenient time" said Tess amused
"And we'll be racing on those" said Boscha smiling pointing at giant rat worms "giant rat worms"
King of course accepted the challenge and so Tess had to
"Ugh *shivers* Luis is gonna hate me once he hears of this"
The three were on the track
Tess wore gloves to make sure Luis doesn't kill her today
All three were on their rat worms
"On your marks" said the plant coven girl with a snack in her hands "get set!" Then she took a bite
And Boscha dashed instantly
King struggled a bit with his worm but managed to get going
Tess however rode like cowboy , or at least tried
"Aaah!" Yelled Tess as she flailed around due to her new body physics "I have a lot of regrets!"
Then they began racing around the track , King was suffering , unable to control the worm , while Tess barely held on
Then they finally reached Boscha
King was on his worm backwards
Tess was about to vomit
"Yeah! This is how the cool kids ride , super backwards ,on purpose" said King smugly
Boscha glared at him angrily , before looking forward and stopping
Tess saw what she saw
"Oh no! Stop!" Tess said panicking as she tried stopping the worm
But she failed
While King fell straight down , Tess fell much farther away
She got separated from the worm and fell on something solid but small
"There you are" whispered what Tess fell on
"Luis?" Asked Tess looking down to see her body
"Shhhh" said Luis as footsteps shook the earth
A giant demon with an injured eye was looking for them , and they were hiding behind a hill
"Oh , that" whispered Tess
Then the worm appeared , it was under Luis who was still on the giant spider legs
And it screeched
"Oh for the love of_" said Luis before the giant demon stared at them from above " Run you dumb legs! RUN!"
then they began running , the beast ran after them
The beast attacked them but the giant spider legs dodged with incredible parkour skills
"How do these legs know parkour?!" Yelled Luis scared of the demon tailing them
"Does it matter?! Why is that thing trying to kill us?!" Yelled Tess in anger and fear
"Legs went wild , accidentally stepped on it's eye!" Said Luis before noticing they were gonna crash "these legs don't make any sense!"
Then a part of the building they were about to crash into , blew up
And they fell in the resulting hole , while the demon crashed into the building
""Luz!"" Said Luis and Tess
"Guys!" Said Luz
"Luz we need to go!" Yelled Luis scared
"Wait! Owlbert come to me!" Said Luz as owlbert flew out of his cage and went to Luz
"Ok let's run!" Yelled Luz as she ran
"Legs! Run after her!" Said Luis as the giant legs began following Luz
"Ok if I was Eda in King's body where would I be?!" Luz said while running "urgh this is so confusing"
Then they heard bangs on glass and turned around to see Eda and King in the kitty cafe
"Luz! Bring my dang body over here!" Yelled Eda in King's body
Then Luz went to the cafe and the legs crashed Luis and Tess in ,Tess never let go of Luis
"Not ideal but it works! Let's go!" Said Eda as she and King leaped out of the broken window
"After them Legs!" Yelled Luis making the legs follow the rest of the group
When the two caught up with the group
"What weird stuff did you get my body into" said Luz
Then they stopped when they saw Lilith and the guards in their way
"I got the same question!" Said Eda in Luz's arms
Then they tried to change directions but the Teens were in their way
"Dang I forgot about them" said King
Then they turned to another direction and the demon from before stopped them
"How did you not get a concussion?!" Asked Tess angrily "you slammed into a building full force!"
"Alright did everybody learn a valuable lesson about experiencing each other's hardships?" Asked Eda
Everyone said "yep!"
"Good , let's end this nightmare" said Eda as she took Owlbert from Luz "Body swap!"
Then they returned to their bodies
And the clothes they wore before returning swapped to who wore them
Except Luis and Tess
Eda ripped the bee costume apart
"Sister! Time and again I've offered you my help ,yet you always foolishly run back to your worthless life!" Yelled Lilith "I'm tired of trying Edalyn , your days of running are over!"
"Thanks Luz" said Eda sarcastically
"Sorry" apologized Luz
"Shouldn't we be getting ready for a fight?" Asked Luis back in his own body
"Don't worry I got this" said Eda before spinning her staff "Body swap"
Then she swapped the bodies of everyone there , except them of course
And in mere seconds
Chaos like no other spread among the swapped
Then they left on Eda's staff
"So who is going to clean Hooty?" Asked Luz "you know we could_"
"""Not it!""" Said Everyone except Luz and Tess
"Ah dang" said Luz in defeat
"I'll prepare a water cannon , call me a war turtle cause I'm ready for duty" said Tess excitingly
"What does a turtle have to do with duty?" Asked King
"Don't question it" said Luis tiredly
I hope this episode was enjoyable
I don't think I did well on this episode , and it was a weird in the first place
But the next few episodes will be juicy and more fun
Tell me your thoughts on this chapter cause I feel like I did a terrible job
Anyway see you next chapter
Toodles.
