Chapter 3

"That actually works!?" Mineta shouted. The girls glared at him through their screens.

"Try it and you're dead when we get back," they chorused.

"How about we just go back to watching this," First interrupted.

Miles: *chuckles* You serious Uncle Aaron?

Aaron: I'm telling you man, it's a science.

Miles: So walk up to her and be like (puts hand on shoulder), hey.

Aaron: No no no no, like, hey.

Miles: Hey.

Aaron: No, hey.

Miles: Heyyyyy.

Aaron: You sure you're my nephew, man? (Miles' phone rings to show a text from his dad) Is that her?

Miles: Uh, I should probably go. Still got a paper to do tonight.

Aaron: (Looks at the notebook with sympathy) Yo you been holding out on me? You throw these up yet?

"So his uncle's a bad influence, but the only one to understand him," Aizawa realized.

"That must suck," Mic commented, "No wonder his father feels a disconnect.

Miles: Nah man. Y-You know my dad, I can't.

Aaron: Come on, I got a spot you won't believe.

Miles: No, I can't, I can't. (switch to an underground railway) I'm going to get in so much trouble.

"This isn't going to end well."

Aaron: Hey man.

Miles: How do you know about this place?

Aaron: Did an engineering job down here. (Showing off some amazing skills he climbs the fence).

"Trespassing."

Miles: (Tries terribly to do the same and falls) What's up.

Aaron: Ahah, I knew we were related. (Pulls a red handle up)

Miles: Woah. Brooklyn! (looks around as his voice echos)

Aaron: There's a lot of history on these walls.

"Huh, never thought about it like that," Deku comments.

"It's kind of like cave paintings in America, the hieroglyphs in Egypt, and the vase paintings in Greek. They show their histories through their art. Too bad there isn't a controlled space for it in the cities," First commented.

Miles: This is so fresh.

"A conveniently fresh wall just happens to be there?" Aizawa questioned.

"Stop being so pessimistic," Mic complained.

Aaron: (Threw a spray paint can at Miles, who catches it, then starts playing music) Now you're on your own, Miles. (Miles starts spraying a line) Whoa, slow down a little. That's better. (Shows a spider coming down by a web, glitching out)

"That's the 42 spider we saw at the beginning!" Mina asked.

"Wasn't Alchemax the company that the scientist woman worked at?" Kirishima pointed out.

Aaron: You see that now? Making mistakes is harder (the spider crawls to him. Short time lapse of the two, spray painting and the spider shows some sort of camouflage and jumping abilities). Real Miles, coming at it high. Now you cut that line with another color (the spider crawls towards Miles and crawls up his body).

Miles: (Trying to reach a higher point) A little help? (next scene shows him on Aarons shoulders)

Aaron: You see that dripp, if you want that cool, but if not then you have to keep it moving.

Miles: That's intentional (accidently knocks spider off)

Aaron: (sprays white paint around Miles) Ahuhuh, wow (shows the art on the wall).

Miles: Bit too crazy?

Aaron: Nah man, Miles that's exactly what you're doing here man. You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day.

Miles: Stop lying.

Aaron: It's true.

"Good to know we're getting to know more about the history of this family," Ida commented.

"True. Wonder what caused a split between the two," Deku added.

Aaron: Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know. He's a good guy, it's just. You know what I'm saying (the spider crawls into Miles' hood). (notified about something on his phone) Alright come on man, I gotta roll.

Miles goes to follow, but takes a quick picture of his artwork, when the spider bites him. The screen then shows comic panels of the venom infecting some of his blood, turning some of the cells electric blue. Zoom out from his eye and just slaps it like it was nothing.

"What happened?"

"Why did his blood become like that?"

"How'd he just shrug it off?"

"Students!" Nezu shouted, getting their attention, "I'm sure all will be explained in a minute."

Aaron: Miles, let's go.

The spider, now dead, lies there while the lights are turned out. The screen then shows the outside of visions academy, then switches to Miles' room where we get another time lapse. Miles gets out of bed and pulls his pants up onto his legs, showing they were smaller than before.

Miles: *while showing thought boxes* That's weird... My pant's shrank. *gasp* I think I hit puberty.

Everyone bursts out laughing.

His roommate stops typing a bit before going back to his laptop. A thought box appears saying "I should have kept… that to myself."

Miles: (trying to pull his pant legs down while thought boxes appear around him) I gotta get new pants! Wait! Why is the voice in my head so loud!? (turns around) What!?

Blonde Girl: Oh! Are you ok?

Miles: What? (swipes sweat off his forehead) Why am I so sweaty?

Blonde Girl: Why are you so sweaty?

Miles: It's a puberty thing, heh.

"Puberty doesn't make someone sweat that much," Sixth noted.

"Number one rule of keeping a secret identity: Bullshiting," All Might replied, making everyone except the One for All users and the teachers.

Miles: I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty. I-I-I did, but I'm done. *deepening his voice* I'm a man. So you're like new here, right? We got that in common.

Blonde Girl: Yeah, that's one thing.

Miles: Cool, I'm Miles.

Blonde Girl: I'm Gweaaaaanda?

"That's not suspicious."

Miles: Your name is Gwanda?

'Gwanda': Yes. It's African. I'm South African. No accent though cause, I was raised here.

"She's worse than Miles at this. At least he was more confident," Hagakure deadpanned.

Miles: Do the shoulder touch now before she walks away. (sees his hand in slow motion) Why's this so scary? Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?

Everybody once again bursts out laughing.

'Gwanda': I'm kidding, it's Wanda, no G. That's crazy, heh.

Miles: (puts hand on shoulder) Hey.

Everyone facepalms at the stupid expression and bad timming.

'Wanda': Ok then. Uh, I'll see you around.

Miles: O-Oh, see you (tries to walk away but his hand sticks to her hair).

Audience jaw drops. "Did he just manifest a quirk while in the middle of school?" Kaminari questioned.

Miles: (tries to get hand out of her hair but fails) Oh crap.

'Wanda': Can you let go, please?

Miles: I can't let go.

'Wanda': Calm down. It's fine just- (gets interrupted by Miles pulling, which causes his other hand to stick to her Physics book). Miles let go.

Miles: Working on it. It's just puberty.

'Wanda': I don't think you know what puberty is. Ugh! Just relax.

Miles: Ok, I have a plan. I'm going to pull really hard.

"Worst plan ever," everyone chorused.

'Wanda': That's a terrible plan.

Miles: One

'Wanda': Don't do this.

Miles: Two

'Wanda': Three! (slides under him and throws him behind her)

Miles: (a buzzer noise is heard and he pulls his hand back to show he still has the hair on his hand) Nice to meet you?

"That's all you can say!?" the girls shout, outraged.

"What's the big deal? It's just hair," Kaminari and Mineta questioned, causing all the men to disconnect for a bit. Sero gets out of the vehicle, just as the girls start coming in. There's a short rumbling from it that rocks it too and fro. After the beating, they all go back to watching the movie.

'Wanda': (has a buzzmark of his hand) Sure, total pleasure.

Miles: (looks at hand with hair still stuck to it) No one saw, it's ok. No one knows, no one knows. (Thought box appears) Everyone knows. Everyone knows, they're talking about me. He knows, she knows, they know. Wow she's super tall. Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am I doing? How do I stop!? Can they hear my thoughts!? Why are all my thought, so loud!?

Security: Hey! I know you snuck out last night Morales.

"Busted."

Miles: Play dumb. Who's Morales? Not that dumb. (runs past)

Laughter once again. "Perhaps we should simulate this for one of the lessons. For those who want to keep their identity a secret," suggested Nezu.

Security: Hey!

Miles: (bumps into students then goes into a room) You're ok, you're ok. He'll never find you. (see picture on desk) No. (the security guard walks down the hall menacingly and the students point to his office, while Miles sticks to the door)

Security: What are you doing in my office morales! (tries to break the door) Morales, Open up! (Miles accidentally turns the laptop on to reveal the spidey christmas album)

Spider-Man: Spidey bells, Goblin smells, Vulture laid an egg.

"Wow… just, just wow."

Miles: Why is this happening?

Spiderman: Spider buggy blew a tire, Venom got away.

Security: Hey, he's got a nice voice. Open up!

Miles: Stop sticking! (falls off the ceiling, lands on a chair and swivels out of the building and onto the side) Keep sticking, Miles!

Miles tries to walk on the side of the building, only for two pigeons to get stuck to his hands. The pigeons, trying to get away, kept knocking him into classroom windows. 'Wanda' sees him and puts on a confused look. Miles then gets to his room and a Spider-Man comic falls on top of him.

Miles: Why is this happening...? Please stop sticking... Please keep sti- Wait-wait-wait. How can there be two Spider-Man? There can't be two Spider-Man... Can there?

Comic falls on top of the last one titled 'The Two Spider-Men'?

"... What the fuck!? That's impossible! That's like saying there's two All Mi-" Kirishima starts. Everyone just looks at Deku and All Might, who are looking extremely nervous.

"... You have to be fucking shitting me! Don't tell me Deku got his power from the same shit All Might did!" yelled Bakugou (who else?).

"You'd be half right, pomeranian," Nana teased.

"What!?" the students, Mic, and Midnight, shouted.

"Hopefully we won't need to explain just yet," First commented, "I'll see if the Avengers doppelgangers can show us something to hopefully explain everything." Not satisfied, but tolerant, they all reluctantly turned back to the screen.

Miles: Come on, Uncle Aaron. Pick up, pick up.

VM: Yo it's Aaron, I won't be in town for a few days. I'll hit you when I'm back.

Miles: No. No, no, no, no. It's, it's, it's not, it's not possible. It's, it-it's just puberty. It's a normal spider! And I'm- I'm a normal kid! (jumps over a car about to run him over)

"I kinda feel sorry for him," said Sato, "A kid with a quirk in a quirkless society."

"Wait, if All Might and Midoriya have the same quirk, and it was gifted to them, doesn't that mean they were once quirkless in a quirk filled society?" questioned Ojiro.

"Yes, we were, but it wasn't that bad," answered Deku.

"Don't lie to them Deku, none of us were particularly kind to you," Katsuki mumbled so low that no one heard him clearly.