Brutus: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Caesar: What?
Brutus: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Antony: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Caesar: It's kind of complicated, but Casca-
Antony: Got it. Forget I asked.
Brutus: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Cassius: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
Cassius: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
Antony: Can you pass the salt?
Cassius: Can you pass away?
Antony: Too much salt.
Caesar: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Cassius: Yup.
Cassius: Don't think you're special.
Brutus: Antony, I sense hostility.
Antony: Good, because I hate you.
Caesar: That's not funny.
Casca: I thought it was funny.
Caesar: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
Brutus: Caesar, we tried things your way.
Caesar: No, we didn't.
Brutus: I did it in my head and it didn't work.