I found a hilarious crack fic and wanted to try my run on this. I know Dawn would be too old for playing with puppets but I couldn't resist.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffyverse.

When Spike came to, he noticed everything around him was… bigger and higher than him as he was in what seemed to be a girl's bedroom before he noticed where he was.

"What am I doing in nibblet's place?" Spike wondered before he looked at his small felt hands and touched his face, feeling the plush before it hit him. "Oh, no. Bloody Hell, no, not a bloody puppet…"

A few moments later, Dawn entered, much taller than usual and Spike groaned.

"Hello, little Spike. Wanna play?" Dawn asked.

"Nibblet, stop." Spike grumbled before Dawn touched his hands and hair.

"But your cute face and hands and the hair…" Dawn said with an adoring voice.

"Ah! Stop!" Spike said but he was unable to shake Dawn off and he was sure that if he attacked Dawn, Buffy would rip him in half, literally in this case.

"Let's bring Miss Kitty here." Dawn said and Spike paled. "One moment, I'll bring a camera, I want to take a picture of us all."

Spike paled as Dawn left and Miss Kitty entered, with her eyes narrowed, as if she was about to pounce on him. "Good kitty… nice kitty…"

Miss Kitty hissed before lunging at Spike, tearing him apart and sending stuffing flying around.

"No! Ouch! Bad kitty! Bad! Stop! Aaaagh!"

Spike came to as he gasped and got up, while Buffy was snuggling towards him in a peaceful sleep. He then touched his face and checked his hands and sighed in relief to know he was normal again. Though it made him wonder if that was how Angel must have felt when Nina almost ripped him to pieces.

Angel and Lorne smirked under the window.

"So, was the nightmare spell effective?" Lorne asked.

"Even better." Angel said.

"Let's get out of here before he figures it out, Angel cakes." Lorne said as he and Angel snuck away, snickering.

Not as funny as I'd hoped but I hope you got a good laugh.

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

With regards

Bl4ckHunter