Okay so this is one I wanted to do in the original, and a lot of people wanted me to do. I tried not to just do a copy and paste of the original script, so I attempted to switch the dialogue a bit.
Anyways, I don't own Pirates of the Carribean or RWBY.
"Cause this is thriller!" Nora was still singing the song.
"Something tells me we're going to have that stuck in our heads for awhile." Yang said as Ren and Pyrrha were trying to help Nora with the dance.
"Even I enjoyed that song." Goodwitch said to Ozpin.
"Well Glynda, we are not so old that the music of young people is foreign and unpleasant to us." Ozpin was stating a fact. They weren't THAT old.
"Ms. Schnee, if I could have a word with you." A young orange haired man in a naval officer's uniform said as he spoke to a white haired girl.
Said white haired lass nodded as she slowly walked over, she had been put in a corset and frankly she was having a hard time adjusting to it. Her father Jacques had told her it was the latest fashion in Vale, but how could they stand to wear this? It was uncomfortable! Granted her father did want her to wear it to Commodore Torchwick's promotion ceremony.
"Wait a second? Torchwick is a good guy in this?" Ruby couldn't believe it.
"Well how about that, seems like the world is not as concrete as we thought." Ozpin had seen the footage of Roman Torchwick commiting robberies around the globe.
But here he was a respected Naval Commodore? That's quie an achievement for a criminal.
"Well, these navy guys really know how to dress." Coco said as she was impressed with the uniforms.
"What about that thing I'm wearing?" Weiss asked as Coco took a look.
"You might want to take it off, I think it's cutting off your breathing." Coco said as she saw Weiss struggling.
"You see Ms. Schnee, I have accomplished a great many things in life, but there is one thing that still eludes me…" Commodore Torchwick said as he turned to her.
"Marriage to a fine lady." He said as Weiss got a weird look on her face.
"And you are indeed a fine lady." He said as he looked away.
"I can't breath…." She said as she was wheezing a bit.
"Yes, I'm quite nervous myself." He said in a dorky tone.
"Wow, look at the ego on him." Ruby said as everyone shrugged.
"At least he's not a criminal." Weiss said as he had been a pain for the Schnee dust company.
"Still though, isn't that creepy? I mean, Torchwick is much older than you are." Yang said as Weiss was not denying she was creeped out.
"I'm not saying it isn't creepy, I'm just saying we should be glad he's not a mass murderer at least." She said as everyone agreed with her.
"Look who's coming to defense of her husband." Coco teased as Weiss blushed.
"He is not my husband!" Weiss said in an annoyed tone.
Ms. Schnee then fell off the Cliffside and into the waters below.
"HOLY CRAP!" Ruby said as everyone stood up.
"She just fell!" Blake said as she wasn't expecting that.
"How about that, she FELL for him." Yang made a pun as everyone even Professor Ozpin groaned at that.
"Yang, could you go one day without making a pun?" Even Velvet, the cute innocent bunny faunus thought that was bad.
"NoPe!" She popped the P in nope.
"Ms. Schnee?" Roman didn't know where she went.
He looked around, and then back to the crowd. And then finally, he looked down. Only to see that there was a giant splash down below.
"MS. SCHNEE!" He yelled as he got ready to jump in after her.
"Sir! The rocks! It's a miracle she missed them!" His first mate Neo said as she held him back.
"Woah! Wait! That's the girl who I fought on the train!" Yang said as everyone looked at her.
"You mean the one who couldn't talk?" Blake asked as Yang nodded.
"Yeah, you mean to tell me she is not only in the navy, but she can speak? Dang, her luck seems to be changing." Yang couldn't believe it.
"Amazing how things can change in these realities." Ozpin was honestly used to this by now.
"The question still remains, where is Jaune?" Yatsuhashi asked as he was sure all of these realities revolved around Jaune.
"And then they gave me their ship." Jaune said as he was talking to two young Navy enlistees.
"That seems kind of unbelievable." The monkey faunus said as his friend also agreed with him.
"Yeah, why would a tribe of cannibals give you their ship when they could have eaten you instead?" The blue haired man said as he didn't understand the story.
"Oi! You asked for the truth, I gave you the truth!" He barked out as he rolled his eyes.
Freaking sailors, they never believed him.
Suddenly they were distracted by the sound of someone falling into the water.
"Woah…it's raining maiden!" Jaune said as he looked up into the sky.
"Gee, Thanks Jaune, we didn't notice!" Weiss yelled at the Jaune on the screen.
"Is no one going to talk about the fact that Jaune met a tribe of cannibals?" Pyrrha was honestly worried, how did he escape?
"It seems unbelievable that Mr. Arc could talk his way out of Cannibals eating him." Goodwitch couldn't believe it herself.
"He's probably just exaggerating, maybe they weren't cannibals." Fox said as it seemed odd to him.
They just watched as she started to sink.
"Uh, will you be saving her?" He asked awkwardly to the two sailors.
"I can't swim!" Neptune the blue haired one said as he was afraid of the water.
"Seriously? But you're a sailor!" He pointed out as Neptune just looked away ashamed.
"And you?" He asked the monkey faunus.
"Uh, I just got this uniform clean." He said as he couldn't afford to get it dirty before inspection.
Jaune rolled his eyes as he took off his hat.
"Wow, best and brightest of Beacon's navy you two are." He said as he took off some of his things.
"If you lose this or sell it, I will kill you!" He said as he jumped in after the maiden.
"Woah, really Neptune?" She asked as she couldn't believe he was afraid of water.
"I think Sun was worse." Blake asked as she couldn't believe the monkey faunus would risk letting someone drown over a uniform.
"Yeah there is no way I would wear a tacky uniform like that!" They heard another voice say as they saw three more people.
"Sun? Neptune?" Blake asked.
"UNCLE QROW!" Ruby launched herself at the older guy.
"Oof!" He said as he got tackled to the ground.
"I'm not drunk enough for this." Qrow had gotten the short explanation on the way.
For some reason, he felt like they had been through this before.
Jaune jumped into the water after her, he swam towards her. She didn't even seem to be moving. He wasn't even sure if she died when she hit the water, after all, looking up to where she fell from, falling into water from that height would be like hitting concrete, how could she survive, but then again, he did still have a sense of decency, so he wouldn't let her drown if by chance she was still alive.
A golden necklace was around her neck, and all of a sudden it let out a pulse.
On the surface, Sun and Neptune saw a strange pulse go through the water.
"What was that?" Neptune asked Sun both on screen and in real life.
"Dude, I don't know, what the hell kind of necklace was that?" Sun was honestly confused.
"I don't know, but I bet it's evil." Ruby said as it just looked evil.
"You don't know that, maybe it's a good luck charm." Weiss said as Ruby shrugged.
"What kind of good luck charm has a skull on it?" She asked as Qrow was in the back drinking.
"These kids are weird." He said as he was just here for the free show.
Jaune brought the lady up, he had no idea who she was, but based on how she was dressed, she was defiantly of a high class family.
"Got her!" Jaune said as he put her on the dock as Sun and Neptune took a look.
"She's not breathing!" Neptune said as he recognized the girl.
This was Governor Jacques Schnee's daughter.
"Wait a second! GOVERNOR Schnee?" Qrow couldn't freaking believe it.
"I don't know if that's a promotion or a demotion." Qrow honestly couldn't figure it out.
"Promotion in terms of power, demotion in terms of wealth. " Ozpin had figured it out.
"Weiss isn't breathing." Coco pointed out as the boys were arguing over power and wealth.
"Hang on." Jaune said as he cut her corset off of her.
"YOU PERVERT!" Weiss was feeling humiliated.
Miss Schnee started to cough up water, as she was finally able to breath. The corset was restricting her breathing, so it was good to get it off.
"Oh, looks like the 'Pervert' saved you Madame Schnee." Coco teased as Velvet giggled.
"Jaune…must never hear about this." Weiss said as the group nodded.
"Wow, wouldn't think of that." Sun said as he was looking away from her slightly exposed breasts.
"Clearly you have never been to Menagerie." Jaune had some WILD experiences over in the land of Faunus.
He took a look at something around her neck as he took it in his hands. His eyes widened in recognition. He looked down at the girl whose eyes were now on him.
"Where did you get that?" He asked as she had no idea what she had.
"On your feet!" Torchwick pointed a sword cane at Jaune's throat.
"Oh bugger." He said as he realized this was not a good day for him.
"Hey! He saved my life!" Weiss honestly did feel bad that they were treating him like a criminal.
"Geez, seems like whenever a Schnee woman is involved, some innocent guy gets stuck with a sword." Qrow said as he knew from experience.
Well…he wasn't exactly innocent, but his point still stands.
Governor Jacques looked around only to see that one of the sailors had his daughter's corset in hand. The sailor quickly tossed it to the ground and pointed at Jaune.
"Wow, thanks a lot jackass." Jaune said to Sun as he grinned sheepishly.
"Shoot him!" Governor Jacques said as Weiss stopped him.
"FATHER! Surely you don't plan to shoot the man who saved." That got the Governor to stop, and Roman actually removed his sword.
"Well then, I believe thanks are in order." He said as he offered a hand to Jaune.
Thinking nothing odd of it, Jaune took the hand.
Only for Roman to pull him forward, and roll up his sleeve, exposing the P brand on his arm.
"Had a little run in with the Schnee Dust company…Pirate?" He asked with a smirk.
"Jaune's a pirate?!" Ruby couldn' believe it.
"That is so cool!" Sun said as everyone looked at him.
"Sun, Pirates were famous thiefs and murderers…" Blake said as this was not a good thing.
"Yeah, but come on, this is like a pirate movie, pirates are fun!" He said in his defense.
"Regardless of being fun or not, Pirates are still the baddies!" For some reason a british accent said that line.
"Who said that?" Coco asked as that voice came out of nowhere.
"I don't know…" Nobody understood what that reference was from.
And if you're not from the UK or someone who watches a lot of British TV, you probably won't get it.
"Hang him!" Governor Schnee said as Jaune rolled his eyes.
"Oh boy, what a great day I am having." He thought to himself.
"Well, well, well…" Commodore Torchwick said as he saw a symbol on his arm.
"Jaune Sparrow is it?" He asked as he remembered the symbol.
"Captain Jaune Sparrow." Jaune was not having a good day.
All he wanted to do was steal a ship, commodore a crew and go after his traitorous first mate. Was that so much to ask for?
"I don't see a ship Captain." All he saw were Atlas Navy vessels.
"I popped it to do a little shopping." Jaune said as one of the sailors he was talking to popped up.
"He had these on him Sir." Sun said as Jaune glared at him.
"Wow really, I tell you not to lose those, and you give them to him?" Jaune couldn't believe his luck.
"Well he didn't technically lose them, he's just giving them away." Ruby pointed out.
"Still is kind of a slap to the face Rubes." Yang said as a person's possessions were important.
"Wait, why is his last name Sparrow?" Coco asked as Nora shrugged.
"I don't know, we watched a reality where his last name was Wick." She said as everyone looked confused.
"Nora, we've only seen three realities so far, and he wasn't named Wick in any of them." Ren pointed out as Nora looked confused.
"Oh, must be thinking of a future viewing." She said as she gave a wink to the audience.
"Let's see, an old beat up pistol with no additional shot or powder." Roman put it back into its holster.
"A compass that doesn't point North, how useless." Roman couldn't believe this idiot was a pirate.
He unsheathed his sword. It was terribly rusted, and almost seemed like he stole it from a junkyard.
"And I half expected this to be made of word." He said as Jaune rolled his eyes.
"You are indeed the worst Pirate I have ever heard of." He glared at Jaune as Jaune made a motion with his hands.
"But you have heard of me." Jaune said as he smiled.
"Well, a bad reputation is better than no reputation." Qrow said as his nieces rolled their eyes.
"That doesn't sound like a good motto." Ruby said as Qrow shrugged.
"Trust me, there are worse ways to live your life." He said as he remembered the time he met a waitress who turned out to be a dude when he was drunk.
"Father, don't you think we can spare him?" Weiss asked as they got him in handcuffs.
"I'm afraid not, he is still guilty of being a pirate." And Jacques hated Pirates.
"Pirate or not, this man still saved my life." Weiss said as she was trying to give him a lighter sentence.
"One good turn doesn't undo a lifetime of sin." Roman said as he lied by the lord.
"But seems enough to put them to death eh?" Jaune asked while being a smart ass.
"Indeed…." Roman glared at the pirate.
"Sorry about this lass." Jaune said as he used his handcuffs to capture Weiss.
"Wow…what a dick, I was just trying to help." Weiss said as she was pissed her on screen self was taken hostage.
"Wow, talk about being Weiss Cold." Yang was referring to Jaune pulling a hostage card.
"Damn it Yang!" That came from Qrow this time.
"Commodore! Governer, if you want her back, please give me my stuff back, and my hat of course." Jaune said as his hat was the most important.
"Give him the stupid hat." Roman was worried for his possible future bride.
"Miss Schnee, if you would." Jaune was going to piss Roman off now.
Weiss glared as she started attaching his belt.
"Woah! Getting a little low there Schnee." He said intentionally to piss off the Commodore and the Governor.
"You're an Ass." She said as she put his hat back on.
"I'm a pirate, what do you expect?" He asked as he turned her back around.
"Wow, who knew Vomit boy had it in him?" Yang asked as Coco was giggling.
"Weiss, you're getting a little handsy there aren't you?" Coco teased as Weiss glared.
"I am NOT getting handsy, I'm being held against my will." She said as even PYRRHA joined in on the teasing.
"Are you sure Weiss? You looked like you were lingering on some of those belt straps." She said as Weiss was just getting more and more irritated.
"Gentleman! Be advised! Today will be known as the day you almost caught….Captain…Jaune…SPARROW!" He said as he pushed her into the group of soliders.
He then turned around and kicked the latch off a pulley system, and was immediately flung into the air.
"Woah! Did you see that?!" Ruby had stars in her eyes.
"Wow! That was cool!" Even Neptune was admitting that was awesome.
"How did he plan that out?" Sun asked as he was only there for a few minutes.
"NOW WILL YOU SHOOT HIM?!" Governor Jacques said as Commodore Torchwick was too happy to oblige.
"SHOOT THAT PIRATE!" He said as everyone opened fired.
"HEY! You could hurt me with those!" Jaune said as the bullets whizzed by his head.
He landed on a platform, he looked to the chains on his handcuffs and swung them over the rope, the slack from the chains was enough for him to use as a zipline.
"Here goes nothing." He said as he slid down the rope.
"Okay, he must have planned this all out beforehand!" Weiss said as there was no way he could be that fast with his escape plans.
"I don't know, did you see the look of confusion on his face when he landed on that platform? I think he's making this up as he goes along." Neptune said as Sun was in awe.
"He has got to be the best pirate I have ever seen." Meanwhile, Scarlet was crying in his room.
"Wow, I can't believe that worked." Jaune said as he continued to duck at bullets whizzing overhead.
"Wow, these guys can't shoot for shit." Jaune said as he hadn't been hit once.
"GET THAT MAN!" Commodore Torchwick yelled as that man was going to pay.
"Shouldn't soldiers know how to shoot better than that?" Ruby asked as she could shoot better than that.
"Ruby, look at the weapons they're using, they are practically ancient, it's a miracle guns even evolved past that point." Qrow said as he knew his history about firearms.
Old flintlocks and muskets were inaccurate as hell in the early days. And seems like this world hadn't evolved past them yet.
The scene changed to soldiers and sailors prowling the streets. They couldn't find that blasted pirate anywhere. They passed by a small statue of a blacksmith. They however didn't notice the man hiding behind them.
"Ah, this looks like a place I can use to get these off." Jaune said as he entered the blacksmith shop.
BRANWEN'S BLACKSMITHING AND BREWERY
"Wait, Branwen? As in me?" Qrow asked as he saw his name on the sign.
"Considering Brewery is added onto the name, I would assume so." Glynda was being brutally honest.
"Ouch, learn to pull punches Miss Goodwitch." Coco said.
"What about the blacksmithing?" Velvet asked as she hadn't said anything in a while.
He looked around, he tried banging the handcuffs with a hammer, didn't do shit. He tried using a prybar, didn't do shit. What the heck was he supposed to do with this?
He looked over to the mill of the shop. He smirked.
He picked up a red hot poker.
Sssss
"HONK!" A donkey suddenly started walking forward.
"That was mean!" Ruby said as she didn't like how Jaune shoved a poker into the donkey's ass.
"I agree, why didn't he just slap it on the butt?" Velvet said as the poker seemed a bit excessive.
"Helllooo, he's a PIRATE!" Coco felt like she needed to point that out.
He stuck his chains in between the rivets of the gears, and prayed to God that this would work. I mean, if he screwed up, then he would probably be caught and han-
SNAP!
Oh hey it worked!
He smirked in victory as he heard the sound of a door opening. Quickly he decided to hide. But he left his hat on the blacksmith iron.
A young black and red haired girl walked into the blacksmith shop.
"Ah, home sweet home." She said as she had just finished delivering a package.
"Hey! There's me! I work as a blacksmith?" Ruby asked as everyone figured that was fairly believable.
"A weapons dork as a blacksmith, must be a dream come true." Yang said as she rolled her eyes.
"But what about Uncle Qrow?" She asked as his name was on the shop.
The girl walked into one room and pulled the curtain back.
Only to see a drunken old man with stubble on his chin, passed out drunk and scratching his balls in his sleep.
"Yep, right where I left you." She said as she left that room.
"Eeewwww." Velvet said as she got to see an old man scratching his balls.
"Why does it not surprise me that you're passed out drunk?" Goodwitch said as Ozpin was trying not to laugh.
"Shut up." Qrow said in embarrassment that everyone saw him scratching Mr. Willy.
She walked over to her blacksmith iron, but she saw an odd sight. She saw her hammer on the iron.
"That's weird, I didn't leave you there." She said as she took note of something next to it.
A tri corner hat. That was odd, did Qrow get a new hat dropped off? She reached out to grab it, only for a sword to tap her hand lightly.
She looked up to see a disheveled blond man with a sword and shield. She glared as she realized who this was.
"You're the one they're after? The pirate." She said in disgust.
Meanwhile, he looked like he was confused.
"You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?" He asked as her face really did look familiar.
"I try and make it a habit of avoiding confrontation with pirates." She said as she had her hands up.
"Oh, hate to put a black mark on your record, Ta ta." He said as he waved his hand and walked towards the door.
The girl responded by grabbing a sword and holding it to his neck.
Jaune sighed as he pushed the blade away and prepared his own sword.
"You really think that's a good idea? Crossing blades with me?" He said as he prepared for a fight.
"You threatened Miss Schnee…." She said with a glare.
"ooooh, looks like this Ruby has a crush!" Yang said as Ruby blushed.
"What?! I'm not into girls! No offense Weiss." Ruby corrected herself so as not to offend Weiss.
"Besides, I'm pretty sure we're just friends." Weiss said even though Ruby seemed awfully protective.
"Just a little bit." He said as he slashed forward.
She easily blocked and countered with her own slash. Jaune had to admit, he was not expecting her to know how to fight. So he decided to test her a little bit. So he slashed from the side, she blocked and immediately went for a overhead slash.
He blocked that with his shield and gave a quick shield bash to throw her off balance.
"Not bad, your form's good, but how about your footwork?" He asked as he took a few steps.
Only for her to unleash a barrage of attacks that he was able to either block or avoid.
"Very good!" He said with mock phrase.
"And over here?" He asked as he took a few more steps.
And once again, she countered with slashs to his strikes.
"Well, you're definitely well trained, I'll give you that, but if you'll excuse me, I have to go, Toodles." He said as he walked towards the door.
"Toodles." What kind of farewell was that?
"Heh heh, that's funny!" Ruby couldn't help but laugh.
"Jaune is certainly…oddly nice for a pirate." Pyrrha said as she thought pirates were supposed to be criminals.
Ruby grabbed the sword and flung it towards the door.
THUNK!
Jaune looked shocked as that crazy bitch just threw a FUCKING sword at him. Then he turned sideways to see that she had hit the part of the door above the lock. Which meant he might have a problem.
"Well, talk about pulling out." Jaune thought to himself as he grabbed the sword.
"URGH!" He grunted as he tried to pull the sword out.
He shook it up and down, but it wouldn't budge. He continued to struggle as Ruby just smirked and watched him try to remove the sword in vain.
"Ha! Way to go Sis!" Yang said as she gave Ruby a fist bump.
"Dang, Jaune must have noodle arms if he can't even pull it out." Blake said as she could have done that.
"Either that, or Ruby is just insanely strong." Yang said coming to her sister's defense.
"Okay, you got me there, that was pretty cool. But you see…" He drew his sword again.
"Once again, you are in the way of me and the door, and you just threw away your weapon." He smirked as she reached for a new weapon.
Only for it to be a scythe with the blade glowing hot from being in the forge, the donkey from earlier saw the glowing hot thing and immediately started walking to turn the mill.
The battle commenced again as Jaune ducked behind the mill as Ruby attempted to use the scythe on him.
"WOP!" He said as he dodged a blow and saw all the weapons hanging around.
"Wow, who makes all of these?" He was honestly impressed.
"I do!" Ruby said as she switched weapons for her Uncle Qrow's sword scythe.
She slashed at Jaune again.
"And I practice with them!" She was cut off as Jaune ducked behind the post again.
"Three hours a day!" She said as Jaune jumped out into the open.
"Wow, you really need to find yourself a boy lady." He said as Ruby glared as they locked blades again.
He pushed her sword up as he looked her in the eyes.
"Or…perhaps your lack of a blush in embarrassment means you're not interested, and would rather spend your time tinkering at weapons….Unless…" He thought back to how protective she seemed of the Schnee lady.
"Oh, you bat for the other team eh?" He teased as she blushed and got angry.
"I train thee hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I CAN KILL IT!" She said in embarrassment.
"Oh my!" Yang said as both Ruby and Weiss were blushing.
They were silent for a bit before Ruby spoke up.
"Okay for the record, WE ARE NOT interested in each other like that!" She said as Weiss got mad.
"Oh took you long enough to say it!" She said as Ruby was so slow.
"Oh I'm sorry, you could have stepped up to the plate Princess, but no, like always I have to take responsibility!" Ruby stuck out her tongue.
"Like always?! Who is the one who always has to clean up your mess at the dorm! May I remind you of how many cookie crumbs our vaccum has picked up around your bed?!" Weiss argued back.
"If you two want to appear as if you're not interested in each other, arguing like a married couple won't help." Glynda was pointing out the fallacies in their arguing.
Ruby pushed Jaune back onto a cart, which proceeded to break lose of its wheel chalks, and started to act like a teeter totter. But both swordsman were undeterred, they continued to fight on. Jaune was willing to admit, this woman was a good swordsman. And while Ruby may still hate him for being a pirate, she had to admit, he was also very good at this.
"HA!" She said as she managed to pin the remainder of his chain to the post attached to the ceiling.
"Oh shit." He said as she went for another sword.
"Crap! Crap! Crap!" He thought to himself as he was now pushing off of the ceiling with his feet.
He heard something snap and realized he had nothing to break his fall.
"Oh shit, I did not think this through!" He thought as he came falling down on the other end of the cart.
Only for Ruby to be sent into the air.
"What the? Where did she go?" He asked as she suddenly disappeared.
"HEY!" She said as he looked up.
"Oh hey! How did you get up-" He was cut off as she cut a rope that was attached to a net full of boulders.
"AH!" He screamed out as he landed on a crossbeam.
He couldn't believe that actually happened. This girl was quick to think, he would give her that. She lunged at him with the sword as he deflected her blows. One step forward and two steps back, they both had to be careful not to give the other one too much leverage.
"These sword fights are so impractical, no one would willingy fight on a beam like that." Weiss said as everyone looked at her.
"Weiss, we one time fought a giant nevermore on top of a falling bridge, I think this is pretty reasonable." Blake pointed out as Weiss let out an 'Oh' sound.
"Yeah, huh, weird." She said as she started to think of all the ridiculous fights they had had over the semester.
Jaune jumped down, with Ruby hot on his heels, she disarmed his sword, now he needed to run, he ran up the small staircase, looking for anything he could use to distract her. He saw a bag full of what appeared to be sand. Just as Ruby was about to slash at him, He opened the bag and spilled it all over her face.
He kicked the sword out of her hand as he jumped behind her, she reached for a fireplace poker and prepared to swing.
Only to see a pistol pointed right at her.
"Hey! You cheated!" She said accusingly.
"Hellloooo…Pirate?" Jaune said as it was obvious he didn't play fair.
"Yeah Ruby, that was kind of stupid of you, expecting a pirate to follow rules." Yang said as Ruby shrugged.
"Well, I'm sorry, I see the best in people." She said while sticking her tongue out.
"Still though, I wish Arc had more honor." Weiss said as she thought this version of Jaune was a little…weird.
"You got to admit though, he did have some impressive skills." Coco said as it was interesting to watch him fight.
"If only he was part of the actual Naval forces and not a pirate." Ozpin said as it seemed like a waste of potential.
'OPEN THIS DOOR!" A voice shouted as Jaune sighed.
"Move." He said as Ruby was blocking the back exit.
"No!" She said with conviction.
"Please move?!" He was getting desperate.
"NO! I can't just let a criminal escape!" She said as she had a strict moral code.
Jaune groaned as he cocked the hammer back on his pistol.
"This shot is not meant for you!" He said as Ruby faltered a bit.
What did that mean? That shot was not meant for her?
"Yeah that is a little confusing, that shot is not meant for her?" Velvet asked as she didn't understand.
"Maybe he's on a revenge quest? And needs the shot?" Coco pointed out.
"Possibly, but who could have possibly pissed him off that he's saving that shot?" Nora asked as she didn't know who it could be.
"Didn't he mention something about a traitorous first mate earlier?" Ren pointed out.
"But who could have been his first mate?" They all wondered.
CRACK
Suddenly Jaune went wide eyed, and fell forward face first on the ground.
With Qrow Branwen holding an empty Rum Bottle.
"You got to be kidding me!" Sun said as that was such a cop out.
"Come on, after an epic battle, he's knocked out by a empty rum bottle?! Weak sauce!" Neptune said as that was just a weak ending.
"And of course it was Uncle Qrow holding an empty bottle." Yang said as Qrow had the nerve to look sheepish.
"Heh, guess it's a good thing I drink so much." Qrow said as being an alcoholic wasn't so bad.
"Thank you Mr. Branwen, you helped apprehend a dangerous criminal." Torchwick said as he saw Jaune Sparrow passed out on the ground.
"WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?! I WAS THE ONE WHO FOUGHT HIM AND DISTRACTE HIM! DON'T I GET ANY CREDIT?!" Ruby was a little pissed.
"Just doing my civic duty as a respectable citizen sir." Qrow said as he needed to throw up.
"Well men, today will be known as the day that Captain Jaune Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away." Commodore Torchwick said as they grabbed him.
"Well, at least it was entertaining." Ruby said as the sword fights were great.
"And his escapes were pretty cool." Sun and Neptune pointed out.
"But is it just me, or did he seem kind of relaxed for a pirate?" Weiss asked as she thought Pirates were high strung and ruthless.
"Maybe he's a good pirate?" Nora suggested.
"I'm pretty sure you can't be a good pirate, pirates still cheat and steal." Ren pointed out.
"Well maybe he has a stronger set of morals than some pirates." Ozpin suggested.
"Okay, we're getting off track." Glynda said as the next scene was about to start.