So trying to get a small snippet out before March, so here we go. This one is based off of a video by Black Rifle Coffee. So enjoy.
"So I wasn't the biggest fan of that reality…" Pyrrha honestly didn't know why Jaune was so depressed.
"I'm sure we'll see something happy soon." Ruby was sure of it.
Usually you had to get through the dark times to get to happier stuff.
"Ahhh, what a nice day." Jaune couldn't believe how lucky he was right now.
He had good coffee, the sun was shining, there was slight breeze in his hair, and the temperature was absolutely perfect.
"See?! What did I tell you!" Ruby knew this wasn't going to end up bad.
And then he saw a car pull up in his drive way. A driver wearing a ski mask got out of the car and walked over to the trunk.
Jaune was confused.
"…..Did…did a robber just pull into Jaune's driveway?" Pyrrha was honestly confused.
The man in the mask popped open his trunk as Jaune walked over to her.
"Ohhhh so you're the one who took her!" Jaune said as he saw Blake in the trunk.
"HELP ME THIS IS BULLSHIT!" She yelled as Jaune cringed.
"Ehhh." He closed the trunk.
"YOU DICK!" Blake said as she couldn't believe he did that.
"Is no one going to talk about the fact the guy in the ski mask kidnapped Blake?" Yang asked.
"Nooooo, I found her like this." The man in the mask said in a unconvincing tone.
He went to open the trunk again.
"JAUNE! WHAT ARE YOU-" Blake tried to yell again.
"Then why are you wearing a ski mask?" Jaune raised an eyebrow as he closed the trunk again.
"It's cold outside friend!" The man said as he opened the trunk yet again.
"….Why does Jaune keep closing the trunk?"
"Wait a minute…..is Blake such a bitch that the guy who took her doesn't want her?" Weiss couldn't believe it.
"I can't see why, I'm just a little stressed out over being kidnapped!" Blake was pissed.
"Jaune! You are such an asshole!" Blake said as her roommate closed it again.
"You're wearing a t- shirt." Jaune gave the man an 'R u serious?' look.
"Semantics! Friend!" The robber was getting desperate now.
"You're the worst roommate ever Jaune!" Blake called out as Jaune slammed the trunk closed.
"No! You took her, she's your responsibility now!"
"Wow Blakey, you must be a real bitch if Jaune is trying to pawn you off on the kidnapper."
"Shut up!" She said as Ruby was giggling.
"He he, it's kind of funny if you got kidnapped all you got to do is lecture to guy who did it, and he'll take you back home." Ruby joined in on the teasing.
"And they call me Ice Queen."
"I've been in a situation like that before." Qrow remembered how big of a bitch his sister could be.
Ozpin didn't say this out loud, but Glynda could be a real ball breaker. Sun and Neptune remembered their own mothers. And Ren rolled his eyes, but in reality….Nora could be a bit of a bitch at times when it was that time of the month.
Suddenly the man took his mask off and revealed his face.
"CARDIN KIDNAPPED BLAKE?!" Everyone yelled.
"Listen, I have done a lot of bad shit in my time, and all of my chickens have come hom to roost, in the form of this chick!" Cardin pointed to Blake.
"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" She yelled at him.
"I give you my word! If you let me return this chick, I will NEVER EVER do anything bad again." Cardin made a solemn oath.
Everyone just looked at the two on screen.
"…..You mean to tell me Cardin will give up being a racist ass?" Blake couldn't believe it.
"Wow Blake, you must be a super mega bitch." Yang was laughing.
"SHUT UP!"
Blake was honestly starting to act like her on screen counterpart.
"Well? Shake on it?" Cardin had a smile on his face.
Jaune seeing the man genuinally wanted to change, tookthe hand.
"Okay, Blake come on." He said as she got out of the trunk.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" She yelled as he ran back inside.
"AND I'M OUT!" Cardin immediately jumped back in the car and drove away.
"…." Jaune was silent for a bit.
"I knew today was too good to be true."