God I hope people get the reference.

Anyways, Even More out of place is coming along, I finally got some more work done on a chapter for Screaming Eagle, and now for another chapter of this.

"I wonder what we'll see next?" Nora asked as the tv changed again.

"Because all of you idiots don't know how to play! I'm punishing you for it!" Coach Ozpin said to all of his players.

Here he was talking to the Beacon University Nevermores. One of the most prominent football teams in college football. Both for their amazing performances, and also history of drunken shenanigans.

And currently he was chewing out his players who were all standing in the locker room shirtless.

Particularly one big, broad chested, blond stud who…

"HUBBA HUBBA!" Yang stood straight up when she saw Jaune's muscles.

"MINE!" Pyrrha covered Yang's eyes as she felt like drooling over Jaune's new body.

"Dang! Look at Jaune's abs! You could grind cheese on those!" Nora was honestly impressed, Jaune did have some amazing tone, but here he had the size to go with the tone.

"So, 9 o clock curfew! Maybe you'll learn to keep your head in the game, instead of between the legs of your girlfriend!" Coach yelled out as he left.

"PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!" Ren spat out his tea as he couldn't BELIEVE he heard Ozpin say that.

"Professer….." Glynda spoke but was cut off by Ozpin.

"Yes…..I heard it too." Honestly he couldn't believe it.

He expected Qrow to say something like that! Not him!

"Man, 9 o clock curfew? How am I supposed to meet girls now?!" Russel said in frustration as Cardin blew it off.

"Man Russel, don't worry about it so much." He was just trying to relax over the weekend anyways.

"Ha! Jokes on you guys, I don't need to stay out late to get laid." Jaune said in a cocky tone.

"Are….are they really talking about sex?" Ruby felt uncomfortable ever since Yang gave her the talk.

"Honestly Ruby, I'm thinking about it after looking at Jaune." Yang said intentionally messing with Pyrrha.

"YANG I WILL-"

"Relax P-money, I'm only grinding your gears."

"Oh."

"But you can't blame me, look at Vomit boy! Those muscles, that chiseled jawline, and he looks SO MUCH better with a short hair cut!" Again Pyrrha didn't like the attention Jaune was getting.

"I have to agree, he cleans up nicely." Even Weiss had to admit he was handsome.

Suddenly the Jaune on screen pulled out an old beat up metal tube. All his teammates saw him unscrew the top as he grinned and showed it to him.

Only to reveal some kind of object that looked a lot like a-

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!" Every single female minus Glynda screamed out at it.

"WHAT IS THAT THING?!" Weiss had never seen something like that.

"I know what that is…." Of course Blake would know.

"WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT?!" Nora yelled in disbelief.

Ozpin just pretended to look away, but unforturnately, he also had some experience with…..confiscating those from students. Glynda, well lets just say she had visited Professor Oobleck's house one time and accidentally stumbled on one of his hiding places.

"What is that?" Cardin asked as he didn't know what to think.

"It's a pocket pussy! And banging this thing is like banging a sunset over the ocean!" Jaune said with a grin.

"EEEEWWWWW!" Again, all the girls minus Goodwitch.

"Welcome to Menagerie mon!" Adamn Taurus came up next to his buddy.

"Have a nice day!" Both Jaune and Adam pretended to smoke weed at that.

"What the fuck is wrong with those two?" Qrow didn't know what he was watching.

"This Jaune is….different." Coco didn't know what to think.

Honestly this was kind of weird.

"Ha well, I got a blowjob from a faunus girl last night, I don't know if you know what that's like, but it's probably better than a piece of plastic, and smoking fake weed." Cardin laughed as he looked at his phone.

It was a picture of him getting a blowjob from that black haired cat ear faunus girl from last night.

"BLAKE?!" Everyone screamed out as Blake felt like she needed to bleach her eyes.

"Oh….my…..god…" Velvet could not believe that Cardn was having sexual relations with a faunus girl.

Nor that she was kind of turned on by it.

Jaune however took offense to that.

"A PIECE OF PLASTIC?!" He said as he shoved Cardin into a locker.

"This thing came from Mistral son! Have you ever been to Mistral?! You ever been in the shit?" Jaune said as Cardin was intimidated by the sheer anger in Jaune's voice.

"Wait, is Jaune a bully?"

"No, more than likely he's just pissed off, maybe that thing is special to him?"

"How could a….sex toy be special to him?" Goodwitch asked in disbelief.

"Well my dad was! And he left me this pocket pussy!"

"Wait…WHAT?!" Ruby yelled out not believing what she was hearing.

"And now, whenever I see my humongous dick in this piece of plastic!"

"…." The women all went silent for a second.

"Did he say humongous?" Surprisingly Glynda broke the silence.

"Like, how big are we talking here?" Yang asked Pyrrha.

"Why are you asking me?"

"You live in the same room."

"That doesn't mean that I know-"

"Jauney is about nine inches hard." Nora explained as Pyrrha's head whipped around so fast, you thought she would break it.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!" She said with a blush.

"What? I accidentally walked in on him in the shower." She said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

Meanwhile Pyrrha's face went atomic red, along with everyone else in the room, even the guys.

"NINE INCHES?!"

"I remember my dad!"

Annnd, now eveyrone was wondering what kind of weird shit was going on in that family.

"Okay that's gross, that would be like me remembering my mom by using one of her dildos." Yang cringed at the thought of that.

"Why would anyone leave that as a momento for their kid?" Qrow knew he would never do that.

"What's a dildo? Did mom leave me one behind?" Ruby asked, she knew what a pocket pussy was because she had seen her own everyday, so she recognized the shape of Jaune's toy, but she didn't know what a dildo was.

"NO RUBY!"

THAT NIGHT

Jaune was trying to sleep, but he kept having a nightmare

Suddenly the area lit up with gunfire as the scene changed to a warzone. With two men laying in a ditch.

"Keep calm man! You're going to be alright!" A young Ironwood said to a young soldier.

A soldier who looked a lot like Jaune.

"Take this…give it to my son…" The young soldier handed it to the young Ironwood.

"Come on man, don't talk like that!"

"It's my lucky charm! Tell him, whenever life has him down, and he needs a boost, take that out of the box…and have sex with it." The young soldier said in pain.

"So…that's Jaune's dad…."

"You mean to tell me he actually did leave him that thing?!"

That was GROSS! Their dicks had been in the same thing.

Ironwood, sensing that his friend wasn't going to make it, knew that he should grant him that wish.

"What's your sons name?"

"Jaune."

"DADDY!" Jaune yelled as he woke up.

Sweating from the nightmare, he knew he needed to relieve some stress. So he grabbed his container. Opened the top.

Only to see his father's lucky charm missing.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jaune screamed so loud that the whole campus woke up.

"Damn, he must really love that thing." Qrow honestly didn't see the appeal.

"OH OH OH OH OH!" The scene cut to the sounds of moans as they saw all of Jaune's teammates lined up outside a door.

Only to see the door open and Thrush stumble out and hand the toy over to Neptune.

"Dude….its amazing."

"ARE THEY ALL SHARING THAT THING?!" Coco screamed out.

At this point, Team RWBY turned to throw up at the fact that the football team was passing around a used sex toy. Team NPR wasn't fairing much better. Glynda was trying to go to her happy place. Qrow was….okay he was laughing his ass off. Team CFVY had mixed reactions, Fox and Yatsuhashi found it funny, while Velvet and Coco were disgusted.

Ozpin was chugging his coffee heavily.

The next day

"WHO HAS MY POCKET PUSSY?!" Jaune screamed in rage.

"I HAVE STUCK MY DICK AND SOMETIMES MY BALLS IN THAT STUPID THING SINCE I WAS TEN YEARS OLD! I CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT IT! YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A MAN'S RITUALS!" Jaune was kind of screaming like a girl at the end.

"…Wait a minute, ten years old?" Nora couldn't believe he started masturbating that young.

"That's not normal." Even Yang didn't start that early.

"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!" Ruby couldn't take all this, her innocent mind was being warped by the thought of Jaune jerking off with a pocket pussy.

Her very innocence was being stolen away.

After practice

"You took something my dad gave me Winchester! So now I'm gonna take something your dad gave you!" Jaune said as he tied a rope around Cardin's balls.

"WOAH! JAUNE I DON'T HAVE IT!" Cardin was begging Jaune to show mercy.

"Whats with the string?"

"Why is tied around his nutsack?" Sun asked.

"Ah man, the tooth pull." Adam knew how this worked.

You tie your enemies ball sack with a string and slam the door.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Neptune couldn't believe it.

"THREE!" Jaune counted off.

"JAUNE! PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS!"

"YEAH! CARDIN IS NICE IN THIS! DON'T DO IT!" Nora surprisingly yelled that out.

"I agree, Cardin is getting more and more tolerable in these…" Blake said.

Although that might have something to do with her other self wouldn't have blown him if he was a racist asshole.

"TWO!." He prepped the door.

"ONE!" He slammed it shut.

Only for Nora to pop through the door.

"Are you Jaune?!" She said in rage.

"Oh thank god." Neptune was glad he wouldn't have to see that.

"You ruined my Atlesian Tooth pull!"

"Shut up! I believe my boyfriend has something to say to you!"

Suddenly Ren popped in.

"Jaune….I'm sorry for stealing your pocket pussy…" Ren handed him a bag.

"And I also apologize to my girlfriend who I am firmly commited to." Ren couldn't believe Nora caught him using a sex toy.

Jaune's eyes gained a look of hope as he held the bag. He unwrapped the item in the bag and examined it.

Sure enough, there was his most prized posession.

"PYRRHA! YOU CAME BACK!" He yelled as he hugged it to his chest.

"PYRRHA?!" Everyone yelled out.

"HE NAMED IT PYRRHA?!" Neptune yelled out.

"….Wait…come to think of it, we haven't seen Pyrrha at all in this…."

"WAIT! AM I ONLY A SEX TOY IN THIS?!" Pyrrha was pissed off.

Jaune immediately rushed to his locker as he dropped his pants and whipped his dick out, not even caring who watched.

"OH YES YES YES! I LOVE YOU DAD! I LOVE YOU!" Jaune cried out in joy as he fucked the toy without mercy.

"OH MY GOD!" Almost everyone turned away except Pyrrha.

As disturbing as it was, after she heard her name, and saw how much Jaune loved that thing, she was wondering if he would ever love her as much as he did that. Course, the way he was also furiously fucking that thing may have also turned her on but that was besides the point.

"Oh thank god, can someone untie me from this!" Cardin yelled as Nora walked up to him.

"I know it was you Cardin! Who tried to turn Ren away from me!" Nora said as she started to walk to the door.

"Wait, Nora! Nora! Nora! ITS NOT LIKE THAT!" Cardin knew Nora was strong as hell.

"PLEASE DO NOT-" But he was too late.

Nora slammed the door behind her, causing the string to become taut.

And Cardin to gasp out in pain.

"OOOOHHHHHH!" The football team yelled out.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" That hurt all the guys in the room just looking at it.

"…..my…balls…"