Total Drama High- Episode 1- Pilot
Note- This show and its characters have no connection to the original Total Drama Series. It's an alternate universe where they go to the same school but they have the same names and personalities.
*Disclaimer*
McLean- This episode of Total Drama may contain mild and strong language, stunts, and innuendos not intended for young viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.
*Disclaimer Ends*
McLean- Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Yes? Okay! Hello viewing world! My name is Chris McLean, and welcome to my new show. I'm the principal of this fine school here in Ontario, Canada. Here, we'll see the lives of teenagers going through their daily lives in High School. Through relationships, break ups, fights, and most importantly, drama. TOTAL Drama. I'm proud to present to you, Total Drama High!
(The Camera zooms out to a view of the school and the R and the last A fall off the school name)
Chris- I thought I told you morons to refortify that sign! Now it says Total Dam High! Ugh!
(Intro)
Total Drama Theme-
(A camera pops out of a locker, a light out of a ceiling tile, A mic breaks a window, and a camera on the flagpole)
(The clapboard claps down in a school bus and runs out)
(Up the sidewalk, around the bend. and Beth jumps out of the way)
"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind"
(We're in the school and a bell rings, kids run past Gwen and knock her down who gets angry)
(Starring Megan Fahlenbock)
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Trent helps her up and they blush, Owen hugs them)
(Scott McCord)
"I wanna be famous"
(Heather is doing her makeup and Lindsay walks up to her, Heather shoves her away in anger)
(Rachel Wilson)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Duncan is stuffing someone in a locker, he laughs at what he's done)
(Drew Nelson)
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Noah is reading in gym class he says something to someone and is smacked with a basketball)
(Carter Hayden)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Courtney is doing some schoolwork but gets furious when she's hit with a spitball)
(Emilie-Claire Barlow)
"I'll get there one day"
(Lindsay is watching Tyler on the Track, she falls off the bench)
(Stephanie Anne Mills)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Chef is serving DJ at lunch, DJ gets terrified and runs off)
(With Cle Bennett)
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na"
(Principal McLean is doing a speech at an assembly and looking crazy as always. He winks at the camera)
(And Christian Potenza)
(Na Na Na Na) I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na) I wanna be famous"
(We then go down a row of bleachers and we see Gwen and Trent smiling and blushing, they go in to kiss when the bell rings messing them up)
(Na Na Na Na) I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na) I wanna be famous"
(Whistling Tune)
(The cast is outside the school for the logo shot)
Total Drama High
Written By Derek Phillips
Based off the Cartoon Series by Fresh TV
(Credits End)
(We start outside of the school and pan down behind a young girl. She's got black and teal hair, a black shirt and skirt with leggings and long boots. She walks into the school and looks around the school and sees kids running and goofing around)
Gwen- *Sigh* Total Drama High? Definitely looks full of it.
(Looks at her schedule)
Mr. Strickland? Room 142. Wonder where that could be?
(Someone jumps over her and lands in front of her. She's got green clothes and long orange hair)
Izzy- Hey! What's your name? My name's Izzy! What's your name? What room do you have? Where's the bathroom? Do you have to pee, cause I do! Ha ha ha!
(She shushes her)
Gwen- Would you calm down, Crazy Girl! I have no idea what class you have so could you please move.
Izzy- Hey wait! What's your name?
Gwen- *Sigh* Gwen, what's it to you?
Izzy- Nothing, I just like to meet people. Well, see ya around!
(She jumps through a ceiling tile and Gwen is left stunned)
Gwen- Two minutes into the building and I already wanna leave.
Girl- EEEH! Look how handsome he is!
(She points to a good looking guy with his shirt off talking to a few girls, he has jeans and long dark hair)
Justin- Calm down girls, it's just my incredibly handsome face, chest, and butt.
Gwen- What? It's just some fu…
(Gwen gets trampled by a bunch of girls and is left in the smoke. She picks up her books)
Gwen- ERR! What are you, animals!?
(She goes to get up but sees a hand in her face)
Trent- Hey, you need a hand?
(He's wearing a camo green shirt with a black hand on it. He's got a guitar on his back. Gwen grabs his hand and she gets helped up)
Gwen- Uh, thanks?
Trent- Don't mention it.
Gwen- So, who's the whore magnet?
Trent- Oh him? That's just Justin Miller. For some reason every girl that sees him goes to him like moths to a lamp. At least you're not gawking at him, right?
(He looks at her and her eyes are wide and she's drooling)
Trent- *Snap* Hey *Snap* Hey!
(Gwen shakes her head)
Gwen- Was I just, gawking?
Trent- Ask the drool on your lip.
(She wipes it off)
Gwen- Gross! Anyway, what's your name?
Trent- Name's Trent, and yours?
Gwen- Hot, Uh, I mean Gwen. So, know where Mr. Strickland's room is?
Trent- Yeah actually, I'm headed there right now. Come on before you get run over again.
Gwen- So, you always bring your guitar with you?
Trent- Sometimes, but I figured I'd bring it for music class.
Gwen- I was gonna take a music class, but I'm afraid of singing in front of people.
Trent- You should try it sometime, I think you'll like it.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Um, didn't realize we had video diaries here? I guess it makes sense since this is a reality show. How's my time been so far? Well I ran into a crazy girl, got trampled by girls, and drooled all over my corset. But, that Trent guy was okay? *Blushes* *Shakes her head*. Anyway yeah, it's been pretty shitty so far. Now how do you turn this off? Girl's gotta make a deposit here!
(Confessional ends)
(We're inside a classroom and the intercom turns on)
McLean- Good Morning TDH students! And welcome to your first day here. I wanna thank you all for agreeing to be on this reality show. Not that you had the choice. Ha ha ha. Anyway, enjoy your time here. You're gonna need it.
(Intercom ends)
(Heather scoffs. She has long black hair, green shorts and a maroon top)
Heather- Pft. Whatever, we already know who the star of the show is. And it isn't you!
(She glares at Owen. He's a big guy with blond hair, a white T-shirt with a blue maple leaf and green shorts)
Owen- Who said I'm a star! I'm just here to have fun!
(He drops his sandwich)
*Gasp!* My sandwich!
(He bends over to get it, Duncan is laying down and opens his eyes and is greeted by Owen's ass in his face he gets up in frustration. He's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it and sports a neon green mohawk and facial jewelry)
Duncan- Ugh! More like a moon dude!
(He and Geoff laugh)
Owen- Sorry dude.
Noah- Tell me you aren't gonna eat that now?
(Noah wears a vest over his shirt and is genuinely a cynic)
Owen- Why not?
Gwen- Uh, because it was on the dirty ass floor?
Owen- Five second rule!
(He eats it, earning a look of disgust from those around him)
Mr. Strickland- Good morning everyone and welcome to English Class. I'm sure you'll all have a good time here. Maybe you'll make some new friends?
(Harold looks at Duncan who raises his fist at him)
Before we start, we need to do attendance. I'll call out your name and answer me. First off we have Bridgette Ashton?
(She raises her hand)
Beth Roberts?
Beth- Here!
Mr. Strickland- Cody Anderson?
Cody- You know it! The Codemeister is here! Know the name ladies!
(He winks at Gwen who gives him an "ew" look)
Mr. Strickland- Tyler Hardy?
Tyler- Yeah! When do the sports start around here!?
Mr. Strickland- This is an English class?
Tyler- Oh…
Mr. Strickland- Geoff Stone?
Geoff- Here and ready to party!
Mr. Strickland- Eva Hughes?
(She just sits and glares)
Beth- I believe she called your name?
Eva- I heard it, braces!
Mr. Strickland- Okay then? Leshawnda Evans?
Leshawna- That's Leshawna to you khakis!
(Gwen smiles at the insult)
Mr. Strickland- Owen Floyd!?
Owen- Woo Hoo! I am ready!?
Mr. Strickland- Calm down Mr Floyd, save it for recess. Next, Harold McGrady?
Harold- Gosh! You should really have the names in alphabetical order! It's like, so much more of a time saver.
Duncan- *Cough* Dork *Cough*
Mr. Strickland- Duncan Knight?
Duncan- Ya already know me.
Mr. Strickland- Heather Tamura?
Heather- Here and ready to win.
Gwen- We're not here to win, genius.
Heather- Shut it Weird Goth Girl.
(Gwen rolls her eyes)
Mr. Strickland- Trent White?
(Shoots him a thumb up)
Noah Tucker?
(He's reading and looks up from his book)
Noah- What now?
Mr. Strickland- Pay attention Mr. Tucker.
Noah- No need, I already know everything I need to learn here.
Gwen- Right? English is too easy?
Mr. Strickland- Gwen Smith?
Gwen- I'm here, but wish I wasn't.
Mr. Strickland- Courtney Jones?
Courtney- Your best student is here. I've been class president for 4 years running. And I plan on running for Prime Minister.
(Duncan makes a choked laugh)
Courtney- Something wrong Punk?
Duncan- Oh nothing, it's just you suck ups are too easy to mess with.
Courtney- We'll see.
Strickland- Last but not least, Lindsay Allen?
(No one answers)
Strickland- Hello? Ms Allen?
Beth- Maybe she got lost?
Heather- Her problem, not ours.
Lindsay- Hello? Is anyone in here?
(Everyone stares at her when she walks in)
Mr. Strickland- Um, you're late Ms. Allen.
Lindsay- Isn't this makeup school?
Gwen- That is just, wow.
Mr. Strickland- Just take a seat.
(She sits next to Heather)
Lindsay- Hey! I'm Lindsay! Nice hair.
Heather- Leave me alo… I mean thank you.
(She puts on a fake smile)
Mr. Strickland- Now that that's out of the way, let's start our first lesson.
(Cut to a clipshow of the kids looking bored and doing work)
(Harold is writing but is hit by a spitball)
Harold- Ah! Gosh, stop shooting me with spitballs!
Mr. Strickland- Harold, do you wanna go to the office?
Harold- Wha? But it was…
(He gives him a stern look)
Harold- Fine…
(Later, the bell rings)
Gwen- Finally, what a waste of time.
Heather- Are you always gonna complain?
Gwen- Are you gonna always be a bitch?
(Kids go OOOH!)
Heather- What did you just say?
Gwen- You heard me! Bitch!
(She goes to hit Gwen but is stopped by Mr. Strickland)
Mr. Strickland- Hey hey! I will not have fighting in my class. Drop it you two!
(Gwen gives Heather an eat it smirk and walks away)
Trent- Wow. You told Heather off?
Gwen- Yep, there's just something about her I don't like.
Trent- I know right. So how do you like our English class?
Gwen- Mostly full of weirdos. Besides you and that Cynic.
Trent- Noah? Seems kinda like a dick.
Gwen- Eh, he's just a narcissist. So, next class I guess. *Sigh* Health Class.
(Confessional)
Heather- Who does that Goth Girl think she is? No one calls me a bitch and gets away with it. Only I can do that. She's gonna regret it.
(Static)
Courtney- That Duncan guy seems like a jerk. What is it with some kids and picking on the nerds?
(Static)
Owen- Everyone here so far seems so nice! Except Heather, she seems mean. I hope everyone likes me.
*Fart*
Whoops! Ha ha he.
(Static)
Trent- Guh! What is that? Anyway, so far so good right? I hope this year goes alright for me. Middle School was kinda rough without people to talk to. I hope Gwen likes me, a-as a friend I mean.
(Confessional Ends)
(Lunch)
Owen- Lunch time! Lunch time! Lunch time! Woohoo!
Gwen- Someone likes lunch.
Owen- Who doesn't!?
(He puts an arm around her)
Gwen- Could you not!? I need to breathe!
(She breaks free)
Trent- Hey, easy on that guy, he seems nice.
Gwen- Nice and farting don't really do it for me.
Trent- Understandable.
Heather- Move it! Coming through.
Gwen- Who said you can cut in line?
Heather- I did! Right Owen?
Owen- Uh, sure Heather!?
(He lets her pass)
Gwen- Owen, stick up for yourself. You're like three times her size.
Owen- I can't, being mean isn't in my blood.
Gwen- Want an injection?
(She and Trent laugh)
(Cut to the food line)
Chef- Line up suckers! You only get one serving, so don't come up to me asking for more ya hear?
DJ- Uh, looks good?
Chef- Did I ask what you thought of my food?
DJ- No, but I was just…
Ched- You just nothing! Now sit down!
(Gwen gets up there. She gets her gross looking Pizza and a fuzzy apple)
Gwen- Uh, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved?
(Chef takes her apple and crushes it)
Gwen- Okay then!?
(She sits down next to Leshawna, Bridgette, and Noah)
Gwen- Ugh, what kinda food is this?
Leshawna- Only the worst kind? Just try not to think about it girl.
Gwen- Easy for you to say.
Bridgette- How about me? I'm a vegetarian.
Noah- If there was "meat" In this food I'd be surprised, surfer girl.
Leshawna- So Gwen, how was it so far?
Gwen- Okay I guess? Most people so far have been pretty *fart noise and a thumb down*. But you guys are okay.
Bridgette- What about Trent?
Gwen- Who?
Leshawna- Don't play dumb with us, we've seen you staring at him.
(She looks nervous)
Bridgette- Secret's safe with us, Gwen.
Gwen- Whatever.
(They look over to see Owen devouring food)
Noah- At least someone is enjoying it.
Gwen- How can he enjoy it when he inhales it?
(Heather is eating a sandwich and Beth and Lindsay come up)
Lindsay- Hey, Hellen, can we eat lunch with you?
Heather- It's Heather, and no.
Beth- Why?
Heather- Duh! I don't eat with losers.
Lindsay- But you're eating alone?
Heather- Yeah, and I like it that way.
Lindsay- Please!
Heather- Why not eat with the jock over there!?
(Tyler is doing jumping jacks)
Lindsay- Okay!
(She runs off)
(Beth sits down anyway)
Beth- I'm just gonna sit here anyway.
Heather- Whatever.
(Cut to last class)
(Courtney is writing in her journal. She gets hit with a spitball)
Courtney- Would you mind?
Duncan- I could? But it's just too much fun.
(She grabs one and shoves it in his ear)
Duncan- EY! You shoved it way up in there!? Get it out!
Courtney- *Giggles* I don't know, I'm kinda having fun now.
(Izzy is spinning pencils in her fingers)
Heather- What are you doing, crazy girl?
Izzy- Practicing my gun twirling.
Noah- And you're practicing that why?
Izzy- Reasons…
(Confessional)
Noah- Remind me to be weary around THAT one?
(Confessional ends)
(Bell rings)
(Cut to Gwen walking in the hall. Owen accidentally bumps into her)
Owen- Sorry Gwen!
Gwen- ER! I'm out of here.
(She exits the building)
Trent- Hey Gwen!
(She turns to see him)
Gwen- Huh?
Trent- Just wanted to catch you before you left. Also you left your diary.
Gwen- *Gasp!* Oh, thank you! If this got into the wrong hands I'd have flipped.
Trent- Oh yeah? What are you hiding?
Gwen- Nice try, well I gotta go.
Trent- Okay, see ya around Gwen.
(He walks away and she turns to her ride with a blushing smile)
McLean- Well, well, well. Drama has definitely started. What will happen next time? Will Gwen survive another day here? Will Heather continue to annoy her? How many more spitballs will Duncan shoot? What will Owen eat next? And why does Izzy twirl guns? Some of those may be answered next time on Total Drama High!
(Credits)
Starring-
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen Smith
Scott McCord- Owen Floyd, Trent White
Rachel Wilson- Heather Tamura
Drew Nelson- Duncan Knight
Carter Hayden- Noah Tucker
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney Jones
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay Allen
Cle Bennett- Chef Hatchet, DJ
and Christian Potenza- Principal McLean
Co-starring-
Katie Crown- Izzy Parker
Peter Oldring- Cody Anderson, Tyler Hardy
Brian Froud- Harold McGrady
Novie Edwards- Leshawna Evans
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette Ashton
Dan Petronijivic- Geoff Stone
Adam Reid- Justin Miller, Mr. Strickland
Sarah Gadon- Beth Roberts
Julia Chantrey- Eva Hughes
Written By- Derek Phillips
Based on the Total Drama series created by Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis.