Okay, Props to Blaiseingfire for this one, he told me he had an idea for a reaction, and because he's my buddy, I decided to hear him out, and it turned out to be something funny, so I decided to do it.
It is based off of some video on youtube. That I RECENTLY learned was called 'Saber's Request' So Please stop messaging me bitching about me not giving credit because at the time I didn't know the name.
Anyways, so as you have noticed, I haven't been updating any of my stories as much as I used to. Well, like I said, this army life is crazy, and I work a lot. So most of the time on weekends, I don't feel like writing, so takes me a bit longer to get into the spirit.
"Do you think any of the other worlds we see will be as…..weird as that one?" Ruby honestly didn't' want to see Jaune furiously fucking a fleshlight again.
"I'm sure, the others will be much more relaxed." Pyrrha said hopefully.
In the middle of the forest clearing was a log cabin. Inside by a table stood a tall, blonde wizard. The wizard was fiddling with vials of dust and liquids. Once he was done the wizard smiled and raised his hand. The vials started to glow and he then muttered something in a forgotten language and then snapped his fingers.
Everything exploded and the roof was filled with smoke. The Wizard had a coughing fit as he opened the window and waved the smoke away with his hand. He then looked at the destroyed room and the soot that covered his robes and hat.
"Dang it," he muttered, "I knew I messed up somewhere." He then snapped his hands and his magic went to robes were cleaned and his table and viles returned back to normal.
"Wow Its Jaune!" Pyrrha pointed out.
"How can you tell? We haven't even seen his face?" Ruby asked.
"He definatley sounds older but I know that cough." Everyone gave her a weird look.
"…..You….recognized the sound of him coughing?"
"….He…got really sick one night…"
"That's creepy Pyrrha…"
"Alrighty then," he sighed as he flipped through a book, "now where did I go wrong?" After a few minutes of researching, there was a knock at the door. "Come in." The door opened and in walked a familiar figure. "Ah Miss Goodwitch, it's good to see you again." He greeted. "How's Beacon?"
"It's good to see you to Wizard Arc," Glynda greeted. "It's been a while. As much as I want to catch up, I'm unfortunately here for business. I have a… quest I need to complete and I need your magic to help me."
"Huh, So Jaune is a real wizard?" Ruby thought that was cool.
"You mean like Wizard as in Gandalf?" Nora asked as she was a fan of Lord of the rings.
"Huh?" Nobody else knew who or what Gandalf was.
"What about Merlin from King Arthur legends?" Nora again made a reference no one understood.
"Who the hell are they?" Yang just wrote it off as Nora being Nora.
"Enough! What I want to know is why I need Mr. Arc's help?" Goodwitch took a sip of her tea.
"As long as it's not out of my realm of power, I can assist you. Now, what is it I can help you with Glynda?"
"Jaune…" she paused before pointing to her crotch, "I need you to give me a penis."
SPPPPPPPPPPPTTTT
*Koff Koff*
"WHAT?!" Goodwitch's face went red as she couldn't believe what she just heard.
"Did….." Yang was stunned.
"We didn't really hear that did we?" Sun asked as he poked his finger in his ear trying to dig the wax out.
"No problem I ca-" Jaune paused and his eyes widened "... wait what?"
"I said I need you to give me a dick," Glynda repeated.
"….No….No…" Goodwitch was shaking her head.
"….Maybe Dick means something different in this world?" Neptune tried to offer up.
"….Wow, this is so much better to watch sober." Qrow said as he had actually put down his drink and was recording this with his scroll.
"Yeah! They must mean something different by Dick!" Weiss was praying to OUM that she was right.
Jaune blinked before digging a finger in his ear. "I think that explosion from earlier has affected my hearing. Can you please repeat that?"
"I will say it slowly then. I need you. To give me. A huge. Big. Long. Meaty. Throbbing. Cock."
"….Okay no denying it now, Glynda wants to be a man." Qrow was laughing his ass off.
"I DO NOT!" Glynda could not believe this.
"….." Ozpin wasn't even going to say anything.
In all of his years, he had seen countless miracles, witnessed countless events that should have been impossible, he had been the start of revolutions, and the ending for tyrants. He had been the Alpha and the Omega.
And he was caught off guard by his friend wanting to have a giant hairy dick.
Jaune could only stand there looking at her. This definitely wasn't how he thought his day was going to go. "I… uh… why?"
"Can you do it?" Glynda asked.
"I… mean I...why though?" Jaune asked win confusion.
"Can. You. Do. It?" Glynda asked slowly in annoyance. "Can you give me a penis? I'm not asking you to replace my vagina. I want to keep that, I just also want a dick."
"….This isn't for self pleasure is it?" Yang asked as she was covering Ruby's ears.
"HEY!" Ruby squirmed away from her.
"How could I please myself with it if its attached to me!"
"Well usually I use the back hand metho-"
"SHUT UP QROW!"
The wizard sighed. "Yes, yes I can do that. Can I just ask why you need a penis?"
"My reasons are my own," Glynda asserted as she adjusted her glasses.
"... is this about producing a child?" Jaune guessed.
"... partially yes." Glynda replied. The look in her eyes made the grand wizard afraid to ask anymore.
"….So, why doesn't she just find a guy to settle down with? OR ADOPT?!" Blake was freaked out.
And yet strangely aroused….she wrote something down in her little notebook so she could make sure to write in her own little novels later. Because this was golden material. She just hoped nobody saw the nosebleed.
"I agree! I'm fine with adoption! I-I-I DON'T NEED A PENIS!" Goodwitch had never been this stunned or freaked out in her life.
"Alright. Let's just get this over with." Jaune raised his have and it started to glow. He muttered awkward and uncomfortable in the same foreign language. Glynda's crotch began to glow the same color from under her skirt, and she shivered at the sensation. When the glow subsided, Glynda lifted her shirt to see the result.
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"Oh my god, he actually did it!" Yang couldn't believe it.
"EW!" Weiss was freaked out by the thought of Goodwitch having a penis.
"…..I'm just glad the screen isn't showing it." Ruby knew she couldn't handle the nudity.
Meanwhile, Sun and Neptune were….kind of curious to see what was under the skirt.
Qrow would never admit it, but he was also curious.
Ozpin was still brain dead from hearing Glynda say that she wanted a dick.
Coco and the rest of Team CFVY, well, they had decided they had enough and got the hell out. How did they do that? Well because they begged the entity that brought them there to send them home. And he granted them mercy.
RWBY, JNPR, Sun and Neptune, Ironwood, Glynda, and Ozpin were still screwed.
Ironwood, well, he used to have a crush on Glynda, but he knew it would never work out because she was into really kinky stuff based on her private collection that he stumbled across. And he himself was really Vanilla.
And this only proved his point.
"Hmm," Glynda stared and took a moment to poke it, "so that's what it feels like." She poked it again and couldn't help but giggle.
"Can you not do that while you're standing in front of me please," the wizard sighed.
"...oh, sorry." Glynda blushed and quickly put her shirt back down.
"….Oh dear OUM! Can this get anymore awkward?!" Weiss yelled out.
"Ok then," Jaune sighed again, still not believe he just did that and just wanted this to be done. "Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Glynda's eyes shuffled around. "...how do I know this works?"
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS LEADS TO A SEX SCENE I WILL FU-
"I am not helping you with that. Do that by yourself at home," he stated bluntly.
"Oh thank Oum." Goodwitch was much more relaxed now.
She wasn't sure if her sanity could survive a sex scene with her student, much less a much older version of him.
"Right… well, I guess that's all. Thank you again Wizard." She bowed before turning to leave.
"Before you go," he called out, making Glynda stop at the door, "one word of advice. Just… please don't put your dick in crazy."
"What does that mean?" Ruby asked as she had never heard the term.
"Well, means don't go putting yourself in a tight spot….no wait, you actually want that." Qrow didn't know how to explain this.
"Uhm, you see Ruby when a Mommy and Daddy love eac-" Yang was immediately smacked.
"Don't give her that old speech! Look Ruby, lets put it this way, remember how when we first met, I may have been hostile to you?" Weiss asked.
"Yeah?"
"Well, imagine you're a boy, and you see a girl who is really nice at first, and you enter into a relationship with her, but then after that happens, she's very controlling, on your butt about every little thing, won't give you peace, and is generally a bitch."
"….But Weiss that is you…."
"HEY!"
Glynda scofted. "Relax Jaune, I'm smarter than that." She went to the door but it closed on her by itself.
"I'm not letting you leave until you promise me."
"Alright fine," Glynda raised her hand. "I swear I won't put my dick in cra-"
(jump cut)
The abandoned village was war-torn and on fire. Wizard Arc looked annoyed and crossed beyond belief and Glynda looked down in shame.
"You got to be kidding me!" Goodwitch could not believe her on screen counterpart.
"Looks like you didn't listen." Ironwood was shaking his head.
He knew from his time in the military, never stick your dick in crazy.
"Ha! Sucks to be on the other end of it doesn't it!" Qrow was laughing his ass off.
"….." Ozpin again was still silent.
"Happens to the best of us." Sun accidentally stuck his dick in a crazy girl during the first round of a tournament.
"Not to me." Neptune was always careful.
In the distance, a tan woman with short dark brown hair and teal eyes screamed in rage.
"GAAAAAAH! Glynda! Come out and fight me so I can finally confront my daddy issues." VErnal cried from the distance.
"Okay, so this is definitely in the future, considering the scream of the girl."
"Does anyone else find it weird that Goodwitch actually had to uhm….you know…." Neptune asked as he made a motion with his fingers.
"Mr. Vasilias, if you want to keep that hand, I suggest you stop that." Goodwitch was…PISSSSEEEEEDDD
Jaune slowly turned to Glynda, who cowered under his glare.
"Raven Branwen?" he asked.
"Raven Branwen," Glynda confirmed rubbed her elbows in embarrassment.
"Glynda, remember I told you and you promised me to not put your dick in crazy?"
"... Raven had a nice ass though. It was too good to pass up."
Jaune sighed. "Fucking thot, I'm out of here. I'm too old for this shit." The Wizard then walked away, leaving Glynda and a rage screaming Vernal behind.
"Well….at least its over…" Goodwitch breathed out a sigh of relief.
CLICK
"Qrow what did you just do?"
"I just posted this on the interent." He said with a smirk.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
Needless to say, Goodwitch suddenly wanted a dick.
But not to fuck.
Not to suck.
Not to pleasure.
But to cut off from the source and hang it around her neck like an African Witch doctor.
And Qrow had only one thing to do…
RUN