Total Drama High- Episode 2- Best Meal
*Disclaimer*
Gwen- This episode of Total Drama may contain mild and strong language, stunts, and innuendos not intended for young viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.
*Disclaimer Ends*
McLean- Previously on Total Drama High! Happy Beginnings! Or at least it was for some people it was. He he he. We met our whacky cast of misfits and what may become in the future. Gwen met some good people. *Shots of Trent, Leshawna, and Noah pop up* And some bad people. *Shots of Heather and Duncan pop up* What's in store for our kids this episode?
(Chef is making food)
Uh, Chef? What is this?
Chef- Gumball Gumbo.
McLean- Ugh, and that's why I go out to eat. Stay tuned for what's to come on Total Drama High!
(Intro)
Total Drama Theme-
(A camera pops out of a locker, a light out of a ceiling tile, A mic breaks a window, and a camera on the flagpole)
(The clapboard claps down in a school bus and runs out)
(Up the sidewalk, around the bend. and Beth jumps out of the way)
"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind"
(We're in the school and a bell rings, kids run past Gwen and knock her down who gets angry)
(Starring Megan Fahlenbock)
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Trent helps her up and they blush, Owen hugs them)
(Scott McCord)
"I wanna be famous"
(Heather is doing her makeup and Lindsay walks up to her, Heather shoves her away in anger)
(Rachel Wilson)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Duncan is stuffing someone in a locker, he laughs at what he's done)
(Drew Nelson)
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Noah is reading in gym class he says something to someone and is smacked with a basketball)
(Carter Hayden)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Courtney is doing some schoolwork but gets furious when she's hit with a spitball)
(Emilie-Claire Barlow)
"I'll get there one day"
(Lindsay is watching Tyler on the Track, she falls off the bench)
(Stephanie Anne Mills)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Chef is serving DJ at lunch, DJ gets terrified and runs off)
(With Cle Bennett)
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na"
(Principal McLean is doing a speech at an assembly and looking crazy as always. He winks at the camera)
(And Christian Potenza)
(Na Na Na Na) I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na) I wanna be famous"
(We then go down a row of bleachers and we see Gwen and Trent smiling and blushing, they go in to kiss when the bell rings messing them up)
(Na Na Na Na) I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be, (Na Na Na Na) I wanna be famous"
(Whistling Tune)
(The cast is outside the school for the logo shot)
Total Drama High
Written By Derek Phillips
Based off the Cartoon Series by Fresh TV
(Credits End)
(We pan in on a school window and the bell rings)
Mrs. Farstay- Okay kids, settle down. Today you'll all be competing in duos and create your best meal.
Lindsay- Excuse me, Mrs. Fartsy?
(The others laugh at her mistake)
Mrs. Farstay- It's Farstay!
Gwen- Fartsy works for me. *chuckles*
Mrs. Farstay- Anyway, Lindsay, your question?
Lindsay- Yes, how do we make the food?
Mrs. Farstay- That's up for you to learn. In my book, practice makes the best learning. So, go ahead and pick your partners. You'll have the class to come up with your food.
(Confessional)
Heather- I can't tell you how much I HATE partner work. I always end up with some dipshit, or a lazy bum.
(Static)
Gwen- Hmm, baking isn't exactly my forte. Maybe I can partner up with Trent. B-because he looks like a good baker. Not because of any other reason.
(Confessional Ends)
(Gwen gets up and sees Trent and walks to him)
Owen- Trent, my man! Wanna be partners?
Trent- Sure man, sounds awesome.
(Gwen looks a bit disappointed)
(Confessional)
Gwen- Or not.
(Confessional Ends)
Izzy- Hey Gwen, wanna be partners?
Gwen- *Sigh* Why not, just try to act somewhat sane?
Izzy- Sane is my middle name!
Gwen- Huh, okay let's get to it.
Eva- Hey, Pencil Neck!?
Noah- Can I help you?
Eva- You can help me pass this class.
Noah- Why not, Iron Woman.
(Cut to later where everyone has their partners but two)
Lindsay- Hey Heather!? Be my partner?
(Heather looks around)
Heather- Fine! But only because you're the only one left. And we do it by MY rules, got it?
Lindsay- Sure!
Mrs. Farstay- Alright, let's get things started. We're starting with Cake.
(Cut to them beginning to bake)
Owen- Okay, what cake should we make?
Trent- I don't know man, maybe a red velvet?
Owen- Sounds unique, I like it.
(Gwen and Izzy)
Gwen- Okay, we're making Black Forest Cake. Think we can manage that?
Izzy- Why that one though?
Gwen- Black Forests are cool?
Izzy- Okay, bonzai!
Gwen- What does that even mean?
(She shrugs)
(Noah and Eva)
Eva- Okay stringbean, what cake do we bake?
Noah- How about a chocolate cake?
Eva- Could you get any more boring?
Noah- I am boring, that's my whole shtick!
(Heather and Lindsay)
Heather- Okay Lindsiot, we're making pineapple upside down cake. Think we can handle that?
Lindsay- I don't feel comfortable making a cake upside down.
Heather- The Cake is upside down, not us dumbass!
Lindsay- You can correct me nicely.
(Gwen and Izzy)
(Izzy is mixing the mix super fast)
Gwen- Izzy? Don't you think you could slow down a bit?
Izzy- Izzy likes it fast, she likes everything fast.
Gwen- Yeah, just like boys, finishing fast…
(Trent and Owen)
(They're putting the cake in the oven. Trent looks at Gwen who looks kinda miserable)
Trent- So, Owen?
Owen- Yeah pal?
Trent- Do you ever, like, think you have a crush on someone but you don't know how to talk to them about it?
Owen- I guess a little bit? Why? Who do you like?
Trent- I can't say, but she's quiet and shy. That's all I'm gonna say.
Owen- Ooh, Trentie's gotta crush! So cute!
Trent- Yeah, cute…
(Confessional)
Trent- I can't let anyone know I have a crush on Gwen. I don't even know if she feels the same way? Owen's nice and all, but I can't trust him.
(Static)
Owen- Awe! Trent likes someone. Young love, gotta love that. Ha ha!
(Confessional Ends)
Eva- Wow, it doesn't look too bad actually.
Noah- It's just baking a cake, how hard can it be?
(Crash)
(Owen dropped a pot)
Owen- Sorry!
(Gwen and Izzy)
Gwen- Okay, looking good. Now let's bake this thing so we can ice it.
Izzy- On it.
(She puts it in the even and turns it up to super high)
Gwen- Izzy, that's way too high!
Izzy- Nonsense, I'm simply putting it up higher and for less time. It's simple math.
Gwen- Mmm, Okay. Just make sure you don't burn it.
(Heather and Lindsay)
Lindsay- Okay, it says to bake it for 20 minutes.
Heather- Lindsay, I've baked a cake before, I know how long to bake it.
Lindsay- But the recipe says…
Heather- Hush, are you gonna listen to me or some snobby chef instructions?
(Lindsay sighs)
(Noah and Eva)
Noah- Alright, cake is done. Frosting time.
Eva- I can handle that.
Noah- You sure about that?
Eva- I spread cream on me all the time for waxing, how hard can it be?
(Noah gags)
Noah- I suddenly don't want cake.
(Owen and Trent)
Trent- Okay, he looks very good man.
Owen- Yeah. For never making a red velvet before, it turned out *air smooch* perfecto!
Trent- Time to Frost and Chill.
(Gwen and Izzy)
Izzy- Okay, done!
Gwen- Let me see. *She looks* Nice, looks good. Now we frost it.
Izzy- Let me show you my technique!
(Izzy throws the cake and icing in the air)
Gwen- *Sigh* NOO!
(It spins in the air, gets frosted and lands safely on the counter)
Gwen- Ho? Wha? Ugh? What? How did you manage that? That was awesome!
Izzy- It's all about the technique, my blue friend.
Gwen- Alright, looks like we're done.
(Heather and Lindsay)
Heather- Okay, it looks good, now let me frost it!
(She starts to frost it but it disintegrates)
Heather- *Sigh!* NO! HOW!?
Lindsay- I told you to follow the instructions.
Heather- But I could have sworn I timed it right! It's okay, we can restart.
Mrs. Farstay- Times up!
Heather- Oh crap!
(Cut to everyone with their cakes)
Mrs. Farstay- Okay, you all did very well! Everyone except Heather and Lindsay.
(She growls)
Gwen and Izzy, you get an A+. Nicely done girls. (They high five) Owen and Trent, you two also get an A+.
Owen- Oh yeah! Up high!
(They also high five)
Mrs. Farstay- Noah and Eva, you get a B.
Noah- What, why?
Mrs. Farstay- For being uncreative. That was the most average cake I've seen. And as for you girls! (Heather and Lindsay) Heather, you get an F! Lindsay, you get a C-.
Heather- WHAT!? Why does she get a better grade?
Mrs. Farstay- Because she followed directions, unlike you.
Heather- Oh come on!
Lindsay- Yeah!
(Confessional)
Heather- What kind of bullshit was that!? I did all the work and she gets C? I hate my luck.
(Static)
Gwen- So what do you know, Izzy turned out to be a pretty good partner. Maybe she isn't as crazy as I thought?
(Static)
Lindsay- Wow, I got a better grade than Heather. I'm awesome!
(Confessional ends)
Gwen- So Heather, how does it feel to do worse than Lindsay?
Heather- Don't even bring that up, I'm so done.
Gwen- Just admit it, Lindsay isn't as dumb as you think?
Heather- What? Never! I'm out of here!
(She hits her head on the way out)
Gwen- Guess the truth hurts.
(Credits)
Starring-
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen Smith
Scott McCord- Owen Floyd, Trent White
Rachel Wilson- Heather Tamura
Drew Nelson- Duncan Knight
Carter Hayden- Noah Tucker
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney Jones
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay Allen
Cle Bennett- Chef Hatchet, DJ
and Christian Potenza- Principal McLean
Co-starring-
Katie Crown- Izzy Parker, Mrs. Farstay
Julia Chantrey- Eva Hughes
Written By- Derek Phillips
Based on the Total Drama series created by Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis.