Okay guys so decided to get a quick chapter in because its my birthday. So hope you enjoy it.
"Hmmm, wonder what we'll see next." Goodwitch said as that last reality wasn't so bad.
"I think we'll see more of that last one eventually." Ruby had a good feeling about this.
"Hang on, there it goes." Ozpin said as the tv was almost done with its selection.
The screen opened up to a highly muscular man with long flowing blond hair wearing a tight shirt with a fleur di lis on it.
Jaune sat down and ran his hands amongst his chiseled jawline as he breathed out and opened his eyes staring into the viewers.
"Oh god, he's hot again!"Yang said as Pyrrha was infatuated with him.
"So….big…." She said looking at his muscles that looked absolutely fantastic.
"So handsome…." Glynda said as she couldn't believe how magnificent he was.
"Greetings UUUAAAAHHHHH!" Suddenly he flexed his bicep as it got even more muscular and defined.
"Oh!" Pyrrha blushed and jumped in her seat a bit at his sudden flexing.
Yang had similar reactions, while Ruby despite admitting Jaune looked hot, he was still her bestie, therefore off limits. But many of the females in the audience found it hard not to admire his beauty and muscles.
Weiss couldn't believe Arc had gotten so hot, and right now her brain was trying really hard to justify her feelings right now.
"Surprise flex, figured I would give you that really quick before you get to the next reality." He said to the viewers.
"Wait, you're not the next reality?"
"No Little Rose, I am merely here to surprise you all with my Glorious physique." Jaune said as he flexed his biceps.
"I'm not complaining." Pyrrha said as she couldn't stop staring.
"Now if you excuse me, it is time for me to go." He said as he breathed in.
"And who am I? I'm the Golden Champion of Remnant."
And with that he disappeared from the TV.
"What? Come on where did he go?" Pyrrha was disappointed to see him go.
He truly was Glorious.
The scene changed from the Muscular Jaune to a very different reality.
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it, neeevveerrr
The scene changed to a rather obese kid dancing in the shower.
"….Okay wasn't expecting that…." Ruby said as she really didn't want to see this.
"Isn't this kind of creepy that we're creeping on a kid in the shower?"
"Yeah, more importantly why is it showing us this?" Yang asked as everyone was confused.
Suddenly the fat kid turned around.
Woah woah woaaaahhhhh!
Jaune sang out as his hair was much longer and greasier and he had a pronounced double chin.
"Okay….well, now I feel creepy for staring at Jaune…" Yang said as she didn't like this.
"Same here." Pyrrha admitted, granted they were probably talking about different things.
"At least he seems pretty happy." Ruby said as Nora nodded.
"Yeah, he may be a bit bigger, but listen to his voice! He's got a golden voice!" Nora was actually getting into the song.
"I must admit, his singing voice is much better than the time outside my room." Weiss admitted.
Suddenly the screen changed and it showed a group of bullies looking at Jaune in the shower.
"Look at him….its disgusting…." Cardin said as he looked back at his gang.
"Yeah, have you ever seen something so wrong?" Dove said as he laughed at Jaune' jiggly fat rolls.
"Does anything about that look right to you?" Cardin said as they walked forward.
"HEY FAT ASS!" He called out as Jaune turned around and his face took on a look of horror.
"And yet again, Cardin Is a dick." Ruby said as Goodwitch and Ozpin glared at the tv.
Obviously Mr. Winchester was just as much of a bully in this reality as he was in their reality. It was almost like some things never changed.
"Whats he planning on doing with Jaune?" Pyrrha was concerned for her friend.
The scene changed to a gymnasium.
"And now to present to you, our schools best athlete! The fastest runner for the golden knights track team, Yang 'The Golden Dragon' Xiao Long!" The gymnasium applauded as everyone cheered for Yang who was dressed in a skirt and a letterman jacket.
She had been faster than not only the female runners, but also the male runner, add that onto the fact that she could also beat up most everyone on the team, that was how she had earned the nickname, 'The Golden Dragon.'
"Heh, even here I'm still awesome!" Yang approved of this.
"Golden dragon, man some things never change." Ruby said as they had nicknamed her that when she got her semblance manifested.
"Hmpph, and she even earned the nickname the same way." Weiss said as she knew another part of Yang's story was that she beat the shit out of anyone who picked on Ruby.
"Sooo, you guys go to a regular high school in this?" Nora asked as she was confused.
"Yeah, looks like we never went to Beacon in this."
Yang was hyping the crowd up as Principal Goodwitch looked on. Yang loved it here. The crowd loved her. She was always happy to get out here and try to get everyone pumped up for all the games and all the sporting events. She loved their energy and their school pride.
"Well guys he-" She was about to start her speech when she heard a door slam open.
"Hey look Its Jonathan Weird dick!" Cardin yelled as him and his buddies threw Jaune out onto the gym floor.
"Oh my god." Yang put her hand to her mouth.
"What a dick!" Nora siad as she couldn't believe they just did that.
"…Oh now I'm pissed." Pyrrha did not like anyone messing with her friends.
"Lets beat him up." Ren said calmly.
Everyone else was shocked but not surprised that Cardin would pull something like this, btu they didn't think it would be this bad.
Except for Qrow.
"Heh, that's kind of funny."
Course he muttered that under his breath.
Everyone in the gym burst out laughing as they saw Jonathan's fat naked ass. All except for three people, Yang, her sister Ruby, and a lazy eye girl with a scar on her eye. Jonathan was looking down in shame and embarassment, he was used to Cardin's bullying, but he never thought he would ever do something like this!
Yang saw the look on his face and couldn't take it. She took her jacket off and walked up to him.
"Hey, hey man, here." She gave him her jacket to help cover him up.
"…..Thank you…" He said silently as he ran out of the gym.
"Awww, at least Yang and I felt sympathetic….." Ruby fel bad that everyone was laughing at him.
Yang never liked bullies. So she was glad that she stood up for Jaune. She just couldn't believe Cardin would throw him out naked in the gym like that. What was the point? Jaune seemed like a perfectly nice kid in this. If a bit overweight.
Pyrrha was sharpening her weapon again thinking about going full yandere on Cardin's ass.
Nora was preparing her hammer.
Ren was cracking his knuckles.
Qrow was still silently chuckling to himself.
Overall, mostly everyone was pissed.
"Wait, why is his name Jonathan Whirdict?" Ozpin asked the important question.
"I don't know, but these name changes are weird." Coco added her two cents in.
TEN YEARS LATER
The scene opened up to Yang at an office, bored out of her mind as she was just playing around on her computer. Things had slown down in her life. She had just broken up with her boyfriend. She was living with Ruby and Blake. Honestly, things weren't as fun ever since she graduated high school.
Speaking of which.
"Beacon High ten year reunion? Nah, fuck dat." Yang said as she rejected the invite.
Ba bing!
Suddenly she saw a friend request.
"Huh?" She clicked on it.
"Yang looks exactly the same." Ruby pointed out she didn't seem to age much.
"I should only be 28." Yang said as it wasn't uncommon to still look young.
"Soooo, we all still seem to be friends." Ruby said although for some reason Weiss wasn't there except for the scene in the beginning.
"Jaune Arc?" She saw a profile with no picture.
She clicked on the interests to see he had three.
Pumpkin Petes Cereal, Guns, and Unicorns.
"Huh….Vomit boy likes unicorns…" Yang wasn't expecting that.
"Unicorns are awesome!" Nora said in defense.
"Yeah, they're horses that can stab people!" Ruby pointed out.
"…I think they're pretty….you both are too gruesome." Pyrrha pointed out.
"Kids…." Goodwitch said.
"….Eh, why not." Yang accepted the friend request.
And all of a sudden the phone started ringing.
"Okay now that's creepy." Yang was freaked out.
"Why would Jaune contact Yang after ten years?" Weiss asked.
"I don't know, why isn't he using his face in his facebook picture?"
"Why does he like unicorns?"
Everyone had questions.
"Hey Yang, Are you feeling alright?" Ruby asked her sister as she was baking with Blake.
"I told you Rubes, I'm fine." Yang knew her little sister was worried about her since the breakup.
"I'm just saying, it was a bad breakup, you were together for three years."
"And all those years, I didn't know he was gay."
"PFFFFT HA HA HA HA!" Qrow started laughing.
"Yang dated a gay guy?"
"Why did he date her if he was gay?"
"Because I'm that hot?"
"Obviously not hot enough to make him straight."
"Ouch."
"Look, I'm just calling to let you know, Blake's little brother Sun is coming to stay with us for a few days because he's visiting."
"Oh wow, Little sun is here?" Yang remembered that boy.
Blake's kid brother, cutest sweetest monkey boy you would ever meet.
"Yaaannng, my brother is 24 now, besides you haven't seen him since high school, he's changed quite a bit." Blake giggled.
"Awwww, he'll always be little sun to me." She giggled.
"Anyways, Yang, we were hoping you could join us for dinner tonight?" Ruby asked trying to get her sister to open up more.
All of a sudden she looked at the screen.
HEY!
HOW ARE THINGS?!
IN TOWN FOR REUNION!
LETS GET DRINKS GUUUUURRRRRLLLLL!
Yang was rather confused at the guy messaging her.
Uhm…who is this?
She sent back and immediately got a response.
Oh right! Sorry its Jonathan Whirdict from high school! Changed my name to Jaune Arc! Cool huh! Qrow's bar 6:00 PM! Don't be late.
"Oh my god!" Yang said to herself as she couldn't believe it.
"Yang?"
"Sorry, made plans…"
"With who?"
"Jaune Arc?"
"Jaune Arc? Who is that?"
"Well uhm, remember Jonathan Whirdict from high school?"
"Nope…"
"The kid who tried to sing along to This will be the day by Casey Williams but stumbled and sort of head bopped until he got off stage?"
"Uhhh."
"The guy who got beat up by Coco for accidentally spilling coffee on her dress at homecoming until she felt bad for beating him up and bought him a new wardrobe in exchange?"
"Doesn't ring a bell."
"The guy who got thrown into the school gym butt ass naked!"
"Oh my god! Jonathan! Oh poor guy, I had completely forgotten about him, why didn't you start with that."
"Well….because I thought that was mean."
"Good to see this Yang doesn't like bullies." Ruby was glad to see she hadn't changed much.
The scene changed to Yang at Qrow's bar.
"Oh man I don't know how I feel about."
"YANG!" Suddenly she felt two large hands clap her on the back.
"WOOOAAAHH!" She jumped intoa a kung fu stance.
"Back off man!"
"Woah woah woah! Yang! It's me Jaune!"
"Huh?" She took a look at the man.
And he looked like a greek god with his muscles, his chiseled jawline, and his long flowing blond hair.
"Uh…sorry do I know you?"
"Oh my god! Jaune got hot again!" Pyrrha stood up as everyone looked at him.
"Damn! He must have lost like three hundred pounds!" Nora said as she couldn't believe that was the fat kid they saw previously.
"Do you know me, Jonathan Whirdict! From High school!" He said as Yang' eyes widened.
"Are you….WHAT?!"
She crossed her arms in disbelief.
"You're Jonathan?!"
"Yeah!"
"Are you…..oh my god…You…..YOU LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT!" She said as she couldn't find any hint of a gut on him.
She gave him a playful punch to the gut.
"Ouch! Dang got some rock hard abs under there too man!"
"Dang, he looks great!" Everyone was fawning over Jaune now.
Qrow however was feeling inadequate now that the fat kid from high school looked better than him.
Like much better….handsome too….like he felt like he was turning gay.
It was a good thing they were seeing Jaune and not a 6'5'' muscular Samoan guy with tattoos, otherwise there was no doubt there would be panties dropping in the crowd.
Because honestly, if you don't like the rock, then screw you.
"Nah you look great Yang! You haven't changed since high school! You're sexy as dick right now!" At that Yang froze up.
"You….don't say that to anyone out loud man…" She said as she felt a bit awkward.
"Yeah I agree, that's a bit weird…." Yang said as she had never heard that before.
"Is Jaune gay?"
"I don't think so." Ruby said as she wasn't getting that feeling.
"But why would a guy use the phrase 'sexy as dick' if he didn't find dick sexy?"
"Its just an expression Nora, guys are weirdos."
"Okay…." Even Pyrrha seemed weirded out by this.
"Hey! Lets get hammered!"
"Now that I can drink to!" If you need a sentence to tell you who said this, you probably also snorted paint thinner as a kid.
"Uh I got work in the mo-
"NAH! I'm buying come on!" Jaune picked her up and carried her.
"Oh shit..Goliath size guy…" Yang said as she ahd never met a man this big.
Soon afterwards, Yang was drinking a strawberry sunrise and looking at Jaune.
"I'm sorry, I just can't believe this! You used to be Fat Jonny!" Jaune just smiled.
"What did you do?" She had to hear this.
"I just did one small thing?"
"Oh like what? Yoga? Ketogenic diet?"
"I worked out six hours a day, every day for the past ten years straight."
"Holy shit, no wonder he's so massive." Pyrrha knew that explained his muscularity.
"Six hours a day every day? Dang, he must be a professional wrestler or something." Nora said as she couldn't believe anyone would work out for six hours a day.
"So that's what I got to do to get that bod?" Qrow looked at his arms and then his flask.
"Nah fuck dat."
"Oh wow…." Damn he must have been dedicated.
"I mean anyone could do it right?" He asked confused.
"Nuh uh! No way anyone can do that! That's some serious work there!" Ruby said as she couldn't imagine working out for six hours a day EVERY day.
"Yeah, it definitely paid off, look at his body!" Blake was getting slightly turned on.
"I saw him first." Pyrrha said as she pushed Blake to the side.
"Heeeeyy, I'll be your server, my names Pyrrha! If you need anything, feel free to ask." She said as she looked over Jaune.
"And I mean….anything." She said with a sultry tone.
"Woah! P money going for the kill!" Yang howled in laughter.
"That's not me!" She said as she had never been so bold with Jaune.
"This you seems a lot more confident in her approaches." Ruby kind of wanted to see where this went.
"Okie dokie." Jaune said as Pyrrha giggled.
He took off his jacket for both Yang and Pyrrha to stare at.
It wasn't just his bulging muscles, it was also the fact that on his shirt….
Was a unicorn.
"What the? Is he wearing a My little unicorn shirt?" Yang tried to get a closer look.
"I don't think so, that looks nothing like the ones on that show." Ruby said as the design was different.
"It still looks kind of….gay…." Qrow said as he was certain Jaune was gay in this.
"Hey! Unicorns are still horses that can stab people!" Nora defended fearless leader.
"….Weird." Ren said simply.
"Oooh, you're so cute….I think unicorns are sexy!" Pyrrha said as she pinched Jaunes cheek and walked off.
"Wow, what a nice girl!" Jaune said as he was oblivious to what happened.
"Does that happen to you a lot?" Yang asked as she couldn't believe Jaune was this dense.
"Yeah, but nah, she doesn't interest me. Theres only one girl I was ever interested in….and she's not here…"
"…Ouch…." Pyrrha felt a little hurt at that.
"Damn, well, at least he's honest." Yang even felt that one in her soul.
"So cold…." Even Glynda felt bad at that.
"Come on guys its alright! Pyrrha ends up with Jaune in some of these universes, now its just another girls turn!"
"Anyways, I got to go pee pee really quick."
"….Did…did he really say pee pee?" Yang asked.
"Why does he talk like a kid?" Nora asked.
"Hehe, Pee pee." Qrow laughed drunkenly.
"Mr. Arc seems rather childish in this." Glynda while she admired his physique did not necessarily like how childish he was.
"Yeah sure." Yang said as Jaune walked to the bathroom.
"Goddam, run into a guy after ten years, he's hot as fuck, built like a god, and yet has no interest in me other than as a friend." Yang picked up the fact that Jaune didn't invite her out because he had a romantic interest in her.
Instead he seemed more interested in becomign her friend.
All of a sudden she saw a few guys steal Jaune's chair.
"Hey! My friend is sitting there!" She stood up.
"Not anymore goldilocks!" The man taunted.
"….Goldilocks…." Yang HATED that nickname.
"Oh boy, he dead." Ruby knew this was going to end badly.
"Huh, so Neptune is a bad guy in this." Weiss spoke up as she recognied it was Neptune, just even douchier.
"Whats the matter?" Jaune asked as he walked back.
"Nothings wrong Jaune, just going to teach this guy a lesson." Yang said as three more guys came up behind him who were all bigger than her.
"You might want to get out of here Blondie, you and your musclebound dickhead boyfriend can go fuck each other in the parking lot."
"OH NOW HE'S DEAD!" Yang did not like that kind of talk.
"Easy Yang…" Ruby said as they didn't need to punch the tv.
"Hey language!" Jaune scolded.
"…..Goddammit Vomit boy…." And just like that Yang's anger subsided at Jaune being childish again.
"I don't like that tone you're taking, so no I cannot go and fuck anyone in the parking lot in good conscious."
"Yeah! Wait, what?!" Yang gave him a weird look.
"Look Gym rat, its us four against you, you might want to back off with those Cabana boy muscles." The man pushed Jaune.
"Hey Jaune…lets just go…" Yang said as she remembered Jaune was super sensitive.
"Yang, I can't let this stand." He said as he stood up to them.
"So we doing this gym rat?"
"Yes, but before we do…there's one thing you should know about me…"
"What?"
He took a shot and swallowed it in a calm and relaxed manner.
"I don't like bullies."
"Do you think Jaune can fight?" Pyrrha was a bit worried, those were some big guys.
"I don't know. He seemed so scared as a kid…" Yang remembered seeing the high school scene.
"But he did work out a lot right?" Ruby asked.
"Ruby, all those muscles won't do him any good if he can't land a hit." Blake said.
"But if he does land a hit?"
"It will hurt like a bitch."
Neptune went for a punch and Jaune immediately caught it and headbutted him.
"Oh shit!" Yang said as she wasn't expecting that.
Jaune then uppercutted Neptune, And threw him into the wall. Neptunes tall friend tried to punch him, but Jaune responded by landing a spinning heel kick to his temple, which knocked him out cold almost immediately.
"HOLY SHIT!" Yang said as Jaune was a bad ass.
"Damn! Look at him go!" Nora was impressed.
"He just knocked Neptune out like he was nothing!" Ruby couldn't believe it.
"What did he do? Join the military?" Weiss asked.
"Maybe."
Jaune caught a gun that Neptune tried to pull out, and emptied the revolvers contents onto the table as Yang looked dumbfounded.
"Lets go Yang, toodles everyone!" He said cheerfully as Yang just followed too dumbfounded to believe what just happened.
"Oh my god….." Pyrrha said as she rubbed her legs together.
"I hope he likes redheads."
"Daaaaammmmmnnn P-Money, you thirsty!" Yang laughed.
"SHUT UP YANG!"