(A/N this chapter will be pretty much identical to the Elephant Graveyard scene in the movie with some added changes)
"Alright boys get in place, Mr. Heir To The Throne should be stopping by to pay us a neighborly visit any minute now" said Shenzi regimentally
"Damn, I can't wait to chow down on some lion meat, no homo, but he shouldn't be here for a few more minutes, and I may not have claustrophobia but this elephant skull isn't very spacious" complained Banzai, to which Shenzi rolled her eyes at.
"Quit bitchin we're not leaving the skull, they'll just see us and run off, besides it's only few minutes. And I'm starting to think you do have claustrophobia with how you're acting" said shenzi
"Alright, but If they walk right in without us even realizing and leave us sitting in this skull like idiots, I'm telling Mr Congeniality it was your idea" said Banzai
"Trust me Banz, they're cubs, we'll hear them coming from a lightyear away" Shenzi assured
"If you say so" said Banzai
(Time skip yay)
The Trio of trespassers just arrived in the Graveyard taking in all the gruesome sights of it when Simba notices a giant skull, "I wonder if it's brains are still in there" said simba curiously
"Nope, and this elephant isn't the only thing without brains in here either, we all know who I'm talking about" whispered shenzi not even trying to make that joke conspicuous
"Yeah, you" Banzai smirked
"No it's... wai- mother fu-! You know what forget it" replied Shenzi
"Alright enough jokes, let's focus on the business at hand and introduce ourselves to the guests" said Banzai
"Danger? Ha I laugh in the face of danger" said simba boldly
while laughing which turned to horror as he heard the hyenas laugh along with him
"Well, well, well, Banzai. What have we got here?" Said Shenzi
"Hmm. I don't know, Shenzi. Uh, what do you think, Ed?" Banzai asked only to get Ed's signature oohing and laughing as a reply which Banzai somehow understood
"Yeah, just what I was thinking... A trio of trespassers!" Said Banzai
"And quite by accident let me assure you. A simple navigational error. Said Zazu as he tried to get away from the hyenas circling them like sharks but was stopped by Shenzi.
"Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge!" said shenzi as she recognized the blue avian
"I, Madam am the kings majordomo." Said Zazu Mater-of-factly
"And that would make you..." said Banzai
"Future king" replied Simba trying to sound tough
"Do you know what we do to to kings who step out of their kingdom" said Shenzi slightly threateningly
"Puh! You can't do anything to me" said Simba, still trying to keep his strong demeanor
"Technically they can, we are their land" said Zazu nervously
"So Shenzi, what should we do, should we kill em right here, or have a little fun first?" Said Banzai
"I say the latter" said shenzi
"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!" said banzai
"Ixnay on the upidstay" said Zazu
"Who you calling Upistay?!" Growled Banzai not having heard what Zazu said before
"My,my,my! Oh, look the sun! It's time to go!"said Zazu in an attempt to flee but was again stopped by shenzi,
"what's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner" said Shenzi
"Yeah, we could have whatever's"
Banzai took a second to think of a punchline
"Lion around" he said laughing which caused Shenzi to laugh
"Wait,wait wait! I got one, I got on. Make mine a "cub sandwich". Watcha think" she says while both of them laugh oblivious to their prey escaping until Ed points it out
"Hey! Did we order to this dinner to go" said Banzai
"No, why?" Said Shenzi thinking it was another joke
"BECAUSE THERE IT GOES!" Yelled Banzai
"Damn it, don't let them get away!" Said Shenzi
"Shit, those motherfuckers are getting away, hurry up!" Banzai cursed
The Trio start a hot pursue of the trespassers, until Banzai grabs Zazu's tail
"Gotcha!" He says
"Gah! Let me go you... you revolting scavenger!" Zazu says trying his best to sound brave but only works to anger his captors even more
"Listen here birdie, If you think you're gonna talk your way outta this, you're dead wrong!" Banzai yelled
"Where are you taking me anyways?" Zazu gulped, having lost all his former defiance
"You'll see." Replied Shenzi ominously
"Shit" Zazu cursed realizing where he was being taken as the Hyenas sat around a geyser
Banzai cleared his throat
"Once upon a time there was stupid little bird who wandered into the Elephant Graveyard, but then he ran into a trio of fierce hyenas and before he could escape he got caught, he knew the only way to escape would be to end it all, so the little majordomo bird hippety-hopped all the way to the birdie boiler!" Said Banzai shoving the Bird into the geyser
"Oh no not the birdie boiler-AHHH" Zazu screamed as he was launched into the stratosphere causing the hyenas to laugh
"Hey! Pick on someone your own size!"said Simba
"Like... you?" Said Shenzi
"Oops" said Simba realizing his mistake which led to a chase around the Graveyard until Nala and Simba were cornered
"Here kitty kitty kitty" Banzai growls sardoniclly
In a feeble attempt to scare off the attackers Simba roars, which sounded more like a dying velociraptor than anything.
"Do it again" Shenzi says
Simba does roar again but this time it's replaced by the roar of the king himself, Mufasa single handedly takes out all three Hyenas with relative ease pinning them down
"If you ever come near my son again!" Mufasa thretend
"Wait he was your son?" Shenzi said
"Did you know that Banzai?" She said
"What me? No I didn't, Ed what about you" He asked
And ofc Ed being as dumb as he is nodded causing Mufasa to roar
"Toodles!"said banzai as all three hyenas fled the scene.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N this is my first Fanfic so you can critique but don't hate.