(Age rating: Suitable for all, yay a chapter with no obscene language)
The next morning:
"If it weren't for those lions we'd be running the joint" shenzi Shenzi
"Man I hate Lions" said Banzai
"So pushy"
"And Hairy"
"And stinky"
"And man are they Ugly" the two hyena's Laughed until they were interrupted by a familiar pompous voice
"Oh... surely we lion's aren't all that bad" said scar who was sitting on a near by cliff
"Oh, Scar it's just you, we were afraid it was someone important" said banzai
"Like Mufasa" said Shenzi
"Now that's power" said Banzai
"I just hear that name and I shutter" said Shenzi
"Mufasa..." Banzai said in a low voice causing Shenzi to shutter
"Do it again"
"Mufasa"
"Mufasa"
"Mufasa" said Banzai
"I'm surrounded by idiot's" scar said while rubbing his head
"Not you scar, I mean you're one of us." Said Banzai
"Charmed" Said Scar sarcastically
"Hey, did ya bring us anything to eat old buddy old pal, didya didya didya?" Said Banzai
"I don't think you deserve this, I practically gift wrapped those cubs for you and you couldn't even dispose of them" said Scar holding the thigh of a Zebra which made the hyena's sit up in excitement.
"What were we supposed to do? Kill Mufasa?" Asked Banzai
"Precisely" said Scar.
Which gave way to some singing (ya'll know where this is going)
Scar: I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Hyeana soldiers: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!"
"Great Morale boost Scar, so what's our next assignment?" asked Banzai
"I'll lead Simba into the gorge, if my calculations are correct,which they always are, there will be a wildebeest herd
Situated on top of the gorge, when you hear the signal which will be Simba's roar, you will lead the wildebeest into the gorge taking out Simba, and being the kind hearted king he is, Mufasa will go down into the stampede and get trampled"
"That's a great idea Scar, I'll tell the others, oh by the way where will we Rendezvous once Simba and Mufasa are dead?" Asked Banzai
"Also what if they don't die? We'll need a Contingency plan, you of all people should know that" said banzai again
"You ask too many questions, Just head back to the Graveyard, and if they don't die they'll be too beat up to even put up a fight." Said Scar.