(Age Rating: 18 for regular obscene language)
"Alright get into position, I'll fetch Simba" said Scar
"On it Scar" said Shenzi
(Time skip)
"Alright time to bring down the prince and the king." Said Shenzi
"Shit, those Wildebeest look so fucking delicious right now, no homo" Said Banzai.
"Shut up, we're all hungry you know" Said Shenzi
"I can't help it, I'm so hungry." Complained Banzai
"I gotta have a wildebeest!" Said Banzai
"Stay put" said Shenzi
"Can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?"
"No! We wait for the signal from scar." Said shenzi getting upset at her friends constant complaining
Suddenly scar appears over the mountain
"There he is, let's go" says shenzi
As the Hyenas ran at the Wildebeest causing them to run down the gorge.
"Remember Banzai we're not here to eat them, just keep chasing" said Shenzi
"Shut the fuck up shenz, you may as well be telling them our plan!" Said Banzai not paying
attention and almost getting hit by a wildebeest
"Ahh- what the fuck! Watch it!" He yelled.
" Ha that's what you get!" Said Shenzi but karma
has other planes and she does get hit,
"Ahhh!!!" She screamed as she was knocked to ground
"Alright enough fucking around let's keep at it" said Banzai as Shenzi got up continued the chase.
After a few more seconds the wildebeest spilled into the gorge by the hundreds.
(Time skip)
The hyenas watched in awe as the wildebeest trampled through the gorge, kicking up dirt making it look as if someone had carpet bombed the whole gorge.
"Yup ain't no one surviving that" said Shenzi
"Let's rendezvous with Scar" said Banzai as he and the other 2 stepped into the gorge.
As the three hyenas walk into the gorge they see Scar with simba and decide to wait behind a rock to see where this was going
"Run away simba... run away, and never return!" Said Scar
The hyenas finally Decided to come out
"Kill him" scar ordered
The hyenas gave chase the cub until he ran toward the edge of a cliff and jumped into the cacti.
Unfortunately Banzai wasn't quick enough to stop
"Woah, woah, woah. Shit!" Banzai screamed as he fell down into the cacti
Shenzi and Ed laughed as Banzai emerged from the cacti with cactus spines all over him
"Go get him" said Banzai
"There ain't no way I'm going in there, what you want me come out looking like you? Cactus butt." Shenzi laughed.
"We gotta finish the job" said Banzai
"He's as good as dead out there anyway." Said Shenzi
"And if he comes back we'll kill him" said Shenzi
"Yeah you hear that!, if you ever come back we'll kill ya, son of a bitch!" Yelled Banzai.