It was just a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, with nothing going on in the main capital as just outside in the grassy meadows were the usual trio hanging out with each other. Dry Bowser was making some burgers, Petey Piranha was flying in the air, and Toadette was playing with her yo-yo toy while commercials for various different games relating to Kingdom Hearts were playing on the small retro television set. All was going swell when suddenly Mario got an idea, the pesky plumber having stopped in his tracks in front of some grassy green hills for he was doing some thinking after telling you that if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, you go to hell before you die. Please.

"I-a got it! I'll sell-a pasta for one coin!" Mario exclaimed as he rubbed his gloved hands together with a sly look on his greasy Brooklyn face.

"That sounds terrible," Dry Bowser pointed out while flipping some burgers, with Petey barking in agreement.

"Oh come on, don't get down on poor Mario like that!" Toadette snapped while she shook her mushroom capped head; her fungi pigtails going about like crazy.

"Yeah! She knows what's up! You should listen to her more!" Mario added as he pulled out some spaghetti to sell for a coin.

So the New Yorker went and did that. And boy was it a good bargain... until Bowser found out and decided to invade the kingdom again.

"Pasta? I knew that plumber had no intelligence!" Bowser snapped as he destroyed the city of Toad Town, with Mario frowning as there was no more customers for him to sell to due to the Toads being transformed into blocks or kidnapped.

"Well this went to shit real fast," Dry Bowser pointed out as he, Toadette, and Petey looked at everything being on fire.

"Oh no! What should we do?" Toadette gasped in worry while placing her hands on her face, a big fart emerging out of her little girl body.

Petey yawned as he pulled out a portal gun from his red pouch, using it to make a portal as he then wrapped his big green leaf around Dry Bowser and Toadette, heading through the portal to another realm as there was nothing for them in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore.

Turns out they entered Wonderland where they found poor Alice crying about on a stump within a fantasy forest surrounded by various odd structures that were fading in and out with the very vibrant colors.

"Hey we know that girl!" Toadette chimed for she dashed up to the sobbing human British girl. "Are you all right?"

"Oh poo... it's just that these strange dark creatures keep popping up and are just-" Alice tried to speak while wiping her tears with a handkerchief, only for the Heartless to pop up around her. "Oh dear they're back!"

"Give us a minute." Dry Bowser sighed for he proceeded to use his fire and electrical attacks to wipe out most of the Heartless squad, with Petey barfing brown goop on them and throwing around tornadoes to rid them. "That should take care of it. Now are you feeling better-"

Alice's stomach growling caught everyone off guard but all it did was make her laugh for she was feeling better in light of feeling empty. Toadette's stomach grumbled additionally, allowing both girls to feel comfort in their sudden embarrassment while Dry Bowser and Petey looked at each other oddly.

"I guess I'm just feeling hungry after having been scared of my mind." Alice admitted with her hands on her groaning gut. "I suppose it's what happens when you try to apply logic here."

"I bet we could eat the furniture nearby!" Toadette chimed in while eating through a bunch of chairs that tasted like fruit. "Ooh these are fruity! Care to join in?"

"Oh yes indeed!" Alice exclaimed happily while clapping her hands for the girls proceeded to eat.

Dry Bowser took a seat on the bunch of mushrooms surrounding them within the bizarre woods for he motioned Petey to join him. "Guess we'll be here for a while."