Dragon Family Values

Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail

Summary: Dragon-slayers really have a way with words.

Author's Note #1 – I'm using the 100 Theme Fanfiction Challenge for this collection. I thought it'd be something different.

Author's Note #2 – This one I am rating M.

Author's Note #3 – These drabbles are pretty much one-shots and are not related to each other in any way unless otherwise indicated.

Breathe Again (Rated M)

Everyone was bored. Currently there was a storm raging outside the guild, which prevented anyone from going home. And that included Sting and Rogue from Sabertooth, who'd stopped by to visit their fellow dragon-slayers.

Mira, tired of all the dragged out sighs, decided to spice things up a bit. "Let's play a game!"

That piqued everyone's interest, especially Erza's. "What game?" the requip mage asked.

Mira tapped her chin in thought. "How about Truth or Dare?"

Excitement rippled throughout the guild.

Those who wanted to participate gathered in a circle, while the rest hung out at the bar and drank.

"Who goes first?" asked Lucy.

"I will," offered Mira, "since it was my idea. Now, who to pick? Hm. Gray. Truth or Dare."

"Dare," Gray answered immediately.

Mira grinned. "I dare you to…get on the table and do a striptease."

The ice mage felt his eye twitch. "Fine," he said as he pulled himself onto the table. In two seconds, however, he was already naked.

"She said to do a striptease, not strip, perverted stripper," said Natsu.

"Hey, if all you're gonna do is complain, why don't you come up here and do it," replied Gray after he came back down from the table.

"No way! I'm not a perverted stripper like you!"

"Can we just continue with the game, please?" begged Levy.

"Okay, Gray. It's your turn to pick someone," said Mira, hoping Natsu and Gray would stop their squabbling.

"Fine." Gray looked around the group, his eyes settling on Sting. "Sting. Truth or Dare."

Sting thought for a moment before answering. "Truth."

The ice mage smirked. "Who here would you want to sleep with?"

"Who would I want to sleep with?" Sting echoed before grinning. "Easy. Natsu."

Everyone held their breath. Natsu?

"Why would you want to sleep with Natsu?" inquired Rogue. "He's so rough in bed."

Lucy's jaw dropped. "Y-You've slept with Natsu?!" At Rogue's nod, the celestial mage paled.

"Sure, Natsu's feisty in bed, but I wouldn't call him rough," replied Sting, answering Rogue's question.

Gray was having a hard time breathing. Not only had the flamebrain slept with Rogue, but Sting, too?! What was the world coming to?

"I have to agree with Sting on this one. Salamander's feisty, and he's hot as hell," said Gajeel, giving his two cents.

"Not to mention flexible," added Rogue.

Sting laughed. "Yeah. Those times are always fun."

Levy choked. "G-Gajeel!"

"What?"

"You slept with Natsu, too?"

"Yeah. What of it?"

No one could believe what they were hearing. Natsu had slept with Rogue, Sting, and Gajeel, and they were blowing it off like it was nothing?!

"Natsu!" Lucy gasped, turning her horrified expression to the fire dragon-slayer. "You slept with them? All three of them?"

"Yeah. We do it all the time, especially after we take missions together," he replied.

"Man, our Natsu really gets around," said Cana. "I wouldn't mind in on one of those nights."

"Cana!" screeched Lucy.

"I-I can't believe this," said Gray. "Natsu?"

"What?"

"Y-You really had s-sex with them?" the ice mage finally managed to ask.

The dragon-slayers all turned to look at Gray. "Sex?" they said.

Natsu punched Gray in the face with a flaming fist. "What the hell, Gray? I've never had sex with them! I knew you were a perverted bastard!"

"What the hell made you think we had sex with Salamander?" demanded Gajeel. He looked ready to pound someone.

"B-But you said you slept with him," said Levy.

"Yeah, as in going to sleep," said Sting.

"Why did you think we meant we had sex with him?" asked Rogue.

Mira blinked a few times. "Sleeping with someone is an expression for having sex with someone. I think we just had a bit of a misunderstanding."

Lucy exhaled slowly. She could finally breathe again, but she had to make sure. "So Natsu has never had sex with Sting, Rogue, or Gajeel," she said.

All dragon-slayers confirmed her statement.

"Oh, thank goodness," said Lucy, placing a hand over her heart.

"That's too bad," said Cana. "I kinda liked the idea of these guys going at it in bed. Imagine how hot that would be. Man, that image is gonna keep me going for awhile. Hey! Who do you think would be hottest in bed together? Natsu and Gajeel, Natsu and Rogue, or Natsu and Sting?"

Erza slapped twenty jewel on the table. "Put me down for Natsu and Sting."

"Juvia…Juvia kind of wants to see Natsu-san and Gray-sama," she said dreamily.

"Ooh! I didn't think of that! I want to change my bet to Natsu and Gray," said Erza.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Natsu shrieked. They were placing bets on this now?! Natsu felt his spirit leaving his body. Could things get any worse?

"You know, this betting thing only works if Natsu actually has sex with one of them," pondered Mira. "How about we make hooking up Natsu a mission request? Surely someone would take it up!"

Obviously they could.

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