Dragon Family Values
Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail
Summary: Natsu has a plan to defeat Acnologia.
Author's Note #1 – I'm using the 100 Theme Fanfiction Challenge for this collection. I thought it'd be something different.
Author's Note #2 – This one I am rating T.
Author's Note #3 – These drabbles are pretty much one-shots and are not related to each other in any way unless otherwise indicated.
Insanity (Rated T)
"I've got it!" Natsu shouted, slamming his hands on the table loudly as he stood up in the guild.
Everyone turned to stare at him, unsure as to what he was talking about.
"I can't believe I never thought of this before!" the dragon-slayer continued enthusiastically. "I'm absolutely brilliant."
Gray threw a cup at him when the fire mage started laughing maniacally. "Hey, are you gonna let us know what you're going on about or continue acting like more of an idiot than usual?"
"I'm gonna pound you in the face, popsicle pants!"
"Bring it on, ash breath!"
"Silence!" shouted Erza before the two could start a guild brawl. "Natsu, what brilliant idea did you have?" Even the skepticism in her voice was evident.
Natsu's face lit up. "I know how to defeat Acnologia! It's such a great plan!"
The guild fell silent. A plan to defeat Acnologia? And Natsu came up with it?
Master Makarov cleared his throat. He loved all of his children equally, so he thought it wise to let Natsu say his piece, then bash him in the head for his idiocy. "And that plan would be?"
"It's simple! We lure Acnologia onto some transportation that isn't moving, Freed does his rune thingy to trap him there, and then we get that transportation moving! He'll get motion sickness and it's all over!"
The guild stared at him in awe. That was a brilliant plan! Makarov couldn't believe such a simple solution lay before them.
"Are you insane?!" shouted Lucy, rounding on Natsu. "First of all, how are you going to lure Acnologia onto transportation? He isn't an idiot! Plus, if he's in his dragon form, is that really going to affect him? His weight alone would destroy any kind of transportation we put out there.
"Secondly, how long do you expect Freed's runes to hold up? His magic doesn't last forever, you know? No one's does! And thirdly, how long do you think you can keep any kind of transportation moving? Is Acnologia just going to ride transportation for all eternity? What's your solution for when the transportation stops, huh?"
By this time, Lucy was heaving. Seriously, did no one in this guild think things through?
"It was just an idea," Natsu said quietly. "I figured since he was a dragon-slayer, too, he'd get motion sickness and would be easy to defeat."
Lucy rolled her eyes. "Yeah, sure. The great dragon of the apocalypse, Acnologia, done in by motion sickness. Like that would ever happen."
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