Dragon Family Values
Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail
Summary: Mother Nature gets bored, too. Some Gratsu
Author's Note #1 – I'm using the 100 Theme Fanfiction Challenge for this collection. I thought it'd be something different.
Author's Note #2 – This one I am rating T.
Author's Note #3 – These drabbles are pretty much one-shots and are not related to each other in any way unless otherwise indicated.
Mother Nature (Rated T)
Mother Nature was bored out of her freaking mind. You could only go so many thousands of years of ensuring plants grew and life continued before you slowly started losing your mind.
It was no wonder she caused so many storms and earthquakes lately.
Sighing, she wandered aimlessly through the streets of Magnolia, her wispy green gown flowing behind her. It wasn't like anyone could actually see her. She was more or less a spirit after all.
But that didn't mean she didn't get pissed when people walked through her.
Before she could retaliate against the man who'd done just that, a loud crash got her attention. Turning around, she was met with a wondrous sight.
There was an awful lot of commotion coming from a large building. It sounded…interesting. Maybe she should have a look.
"Fairy Tail?" she muttered under her breath. That was an odd name for a building. Stepping inside, she found herself engrossed in the drama inside.
"Gray, I swear that if you screw this up, I will kill you!" Lucy roared at the ice mage. That's what Mavis walked in on that afternoon when she went searching for everyone.
"Um, what's going on?" she asked.
"Well, Natsu somehow got it in his head to have this whole competition thing," started Erza. "Gray, Lucy, Gajeel, Erza, and I are on one side, while Natsu, Wendy, Rogue, Levy, and Juvia are on the other side. Right now, the score is tied."
"If Gray loses, our team will have to play a…penalty game," continued Erza.
"And what's the penalty game?" inquired Mavis, curious.
"Well, you see…the losers kind of have to get dressed up and do a little song and dance kind of thing," answered Sting.
"And who exactly is going to be helping the losers accomplish this?"
"You," said Erza bluntly.
"Sounds fun!" she exclaimed, giggling…evilly? Was that even possible?
"You know what? I'm switching sides!" Rogue cried, pushing Sting over to the other side, taking Sting's place.
Sting sighed and crossed his arms. Oh, well. At least he knew his new side was going to win. Natsu was the master of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Gray frowned at Natsu, his eye twitching every now and then. It was up to him to win this. "Ready, flamebrain?"
"You bet!" replied the fire mage.
"Rock! Paper! Scissors!" they said in unison.
"Ha! I won!" Natsu cried, jumping up and down. "Paper beats Rock!"
"No!" Gray exclaimed, horrified. "Best two out of three!"
"No way! A deal's a deal!" crowed the fire mage. "You're Mavis's now!"
"I refuse!" declared Gray.
"If any of your team refuses," Natsu said in a sing-song voice, wiggling a finger at Gray, "you'll be deprived of sex…for a whole month."
Gray paled. No dragon luvins for a whole month? Like hell! He rounded on his teammates. "If any of you are thinking of refusing, I will kill you!"
Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Gray, can you really not last a whole month?"
"You…don't understand. I need my dragon luvins. And if I don't get my dragon luvins for a whole fucking month, I will make all of your lives a living hell!" the ice mage roared.
Gray saying 'dragon luvins' would have been funny if he weren't so dead serious. The others gulped in response, giving into the conditions of the bet.
"Great!" exclaimed Natsu as he made his way over to Mavis. "They're all yours!"
Mavis paced the back room by herself, trying to figure out how to pull off this penalty game. How should she go about this?
"Would you like some help?"
"EEK!" Mavis shrieked, spinning around in fright. "Who're you?!"
"I'm Mother Nature," the woman announced as she leaned against the wall. "I was actually surprised you could see me. Until I realized you're no more of a spirit yourself."
Mavis gaped a few time. "Huh?"
"Surely you know about Mother Nature."
"I-I do. I just don't know…why you're here."
Mother Nature gave a noncommittal hum. "This place drew me in. And I was bored," she replied. "And don't worry about the others seeing me. Only you can."
"Okay."
"So what are you going to do about your penalty game?"
How could she think about that at a time like this? "I don't know."
"I have an idea, if you're up for it. Mind you, it will be wildly entertaining," replied Mother Nature with a devilish smirk.
Mavis didn't want to think about the consequences of denying her. "Okay. What did you have in mind?"
That night, Natsu, his team, and the rest of the guild sat comfortably about the guild hall, awaiting Mavis's production of the Mini Musical, as she was calling it.
"Good evening, everyone," Mavis announced from the center f the stage she had created. "I hope all of you are ready for one great performance. Gray, Lucy, Gajeel, Rogue, and Erza have undergone quite a transformation, and they've practiced their songs meticulously. So are we ready to have some fun?"
The audience hooted in response.
"All right! Let's reveal our cast!" she cried as the curtain lifted.
And then they appeared.
"Gray's got boobies!" shouted Happy.
"Lucy's a man?!" screamed Natsu.
"G-Gajeel and Rogue are women, too!" stammered Lector.
"Fro thinks so, too."
"E-Erza!" Natsu looked like he was about to shit himself. Erza looked even scarier as a guy.
"It's all right," insisted Mavis. "It's just a gender-bending illusion."
A flash of light appeared, and Loke suddenly appeared. "My princess, I sensed you were trouble, so I—ack! L-Lucy?!"
"Say one word," Lucy ground out in a deep voice, "and I will kill you." Brushing a strand of hair out of her face, she resisted the urge to start jumping up and down. Her chest felt so…light. What was it like to jump without boobs? She was so tempted to find out.
Gray, on the other hand, looked like he wanted to murder someone. His hair was longer, and he had…boobs. It made him shiver. Gajeel and Rogue were not taking this too well, either. Rogue was slimmer with longer hair and blushing. Gajeel looked to be the size of Levy—which was quite odd—and still had the numerous piercings; he looked as though if anyone approached him, he'd kill them on the spot.
Erza just stood there stoically, still dressed in armor, her hair much shorter. The requip mage's glare, however, was just as deadly. Maybe even more so.
Overall, they looked pretty hot, but extremely pissed.
"Each person will step up and sing a song they have practicing. All chosen by me! Now let the show begin!"
Lucy stepped up first, face bursting into flames due to embarrassment.
'Cause I'm a Blonde by Julie Brown
[Sung by Lucy]
Rogue hesitantly approached the audience next, struggling to keep his nervousness subdued.
My Boyfriend's Back by Angels
[Sung by Rogue]
Gajeel was next, and Levy hid her face behind her hands, peeking through her fingers. If he wasn't going to be embarrassed, she would be for the both of them.
Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
[Sung by Gajeel]
Erza came to the stage with a proud presence and a determined look on her face.
I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan
[Sung by Erza]
The final performance rested with Gray, who was seething in rage.
I Feel Pretty from West Side Story
[Sung by Gray]
"It's finally over!" exclaimed Lucy. "Can we change back now?"
"Aw, come now, Lucy," said Loke. "I thought you were cute."
Natsu chose that time to stroll up to Gray.
"Don't you dare laugh," the ice mage warned.
But Natsu couldn't resist teasing him just a little bit. "So you feel pretty, do you?"
"Mavis!" Gray snapped. "Change me back now."
Mavis looked to her side and nodded. Soon, the five performers were back to normally.
Gray turned his attention back to Natsu. "I'm going to pound you into next week!"
Natsu paled visibly as he took a hesitant step back. Gray had never threatened to fight him while they were dating. "You wouldn't dare try to fight me!"
Gray was taken aback for a moment, puzzled by Natsu's reaction. Then it dawned on him. "Not 'pound' like that! The other one!"
"The other one?" Natsu echoed. There was no other one unless…Gray was referring to the 'in the bed' kind of pounding. "Waah!" he shrieked as he was thrown unceremoniously over Gray's shoulder.
"Come on, flamebrain. We're leaving," gray announced as he made his way out of the guild.
"Put me down! I don't want you to pound me into next week! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" the fire mage wailed, wriggling back and forth in Gray's arms.
"To bad. I'm getting all the dragon luvins I can get after this whole thing," the ice mage mumbled.
"Um…Gray? You do know you're still wearing girly clothes, right?"
"Of course I do. It'll be off soon enough anyway," he hinted, squeezing his lover's ass.
"GRAY!"
"Well, that was fun!" said Mother Nature, a huge grin plastered to her face. "We'll have to hang out again sometime."
Mavis smiled in return. "Anytime."
Author's Note – My brain was stumped. Please review!
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