"Niji! I am going to kick your ass!" Sanji said, when he and Nami entered the kitchen. "Shit!" He added ducking out of the way of Ichiji's spark filled fist.
Chopper sighed as he hopped down from the chair he was in and went to his office.
"Shit," Ichiji muttered, attempting to punch Sanji again.
Sanji quickly threw his left crutch down and ripped of the right one and managed to do a back flip over the railing and land on the lower deck as Yonji and Luffy grabbed Ichiji.
"Ouch," Sanji muttered, trying to hide the fact that he hurt his broken leg when he landed.
Chopper came back with a syringe. He change to heavy point and gave the sedative to Ichiji before spotting the two discarded crutches and Sanji sitting in the grass below.
"SANJI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO!"
"Nothing," he lied.
"He did a back flip over the railing," Zoro said.
"STUPID MOSS HEAD! SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO TATTLE ON SOMEONE FOR GOING AGAINST THEIR DOCTORS ORDERS!"
"YOU DID WHAT!" Chopper yelled.
"WELL I'M SORRY BUT WHEN YOU GROW UP HAVING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF BY THOSE THREE WITH THEIR GENETIC ENHANCEMENTS YOU KIND OF DEVELOP A HABIT OF AT LEAST TRYING TO DODGE THEIR ATTACKS! THAT'S BETTER THEN FIGHTING BACK, ISN'T?!"
"NOT WHEN DODGING IS GOING TO INJURE YOUR LEG MORE THEN IT ALREADY IS!"
"WELL THEN I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING IT'S NOT MY LEG I CARE ABOUT!"
"GET IN MY OFFICE NOW!" Chopper said angrily throwing the crutches down to Sanji. "YOU AND ZORO ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS!"
"DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT MOSS HEAD."
"Sanji," Zeff said sternly as he walked out of the kitchen and down the stairs. "Shut the hell up. And don't try to lose your leg if you don't have to."
"OH, YOUR ONE TO TALK, SHITTY OLD GEEZER!" Sanji replied as Zeff reached down and lifted him to his feet be the collar of he yellow shirt. "OI! STOP IT!"
"Stop your whining."
Luffy laughed and stretched his arm out of the kitchen. "You guys are so funny!" he said grabbing Sanji.
"Wait... Luffy?! Please don't!"
"Hehehe," Luffy grinned at him and pulled him into the kitchen. "Chopper wants you in bed for awhile. Or you might get an infection in one of your broken bones. Or worse, all of them!"
"Do you always have to use your Devil Fruit to get us to be where you want us?! You bout damaged my hand worse then it already is!"
"Sorry," Luffy smiled.
"One of these days I swear I'm gonna kill you."
"But you guys always say that and you still haven't done it."
"Tch."
"Go to bed before you make Chopper even more angry, Dartbaord."
Yonji's hand shot out and grabbed Zoro in a chokehold, while Niji sent a bolt of electricity to his face, hitting him right between the eyes. It didn't hurt though, it felt more like when he fought Carrot the first day the Dressrosa group arrived on Zou.
"Let go, shitty Sandai Dartbaord!"
Ichiji wanted to use his light powers on him but didn't feel like it because of the sedative, so he just let the spark radiate off his fists, "when this damn sedative wears off, he's dead."
"Yonji, let him go."
"But he's a pain in the ass!"
"That may be so, but he can easily cut your hand off right now, and I'd rather that not happen."
"Mom, we're cyborgs. That's metal that's keeping his hand attached to his arm," Niji said.
"I can cut threw lousy metal just fine thanks," Zoro said reaching for Shusui.
"I would think you would know that's not impossible for some people, Niji."
"Shut up."
"Seriously though, Yonji, I hate his guts too but let him go before Luffy get's mad. That't won't end well for you."
"Don't feel like it."
"What the hell is going on in here?" Law asked, as he walked into the kitchen.
"Zoro called Sanji Dartbaord again," Luffy said with a laugh. "And then he called Electric and uhhh... Franky Two... yeah that works... Nidai and Sandai Dartbaord. And they got all mad. It was funny."
Law let out a sigh. "Room. Shambles." He said, teleporting Zoro out of Yonji's grip. Can't I go to my own ship for five minutes without some one over here doing something stupid? Everyone knows you don't piss off Germa. Not that I care, I hate them."
"Well, not Sora," Penguin said poking his head around Law. "Sora's awesome!"
"Captain, says Sora's actually here as well! So we came to meet him!"
"MY MOTHER IS NOT A GUY!" Sanji yelled.
"Mother?" They blinked at him.
Sanji pointed to Sora, who smiled at them and waved.
"YOUR SORA, WARRIOR OF THE SEA?!"
"And Queen of Germa," Reiju said.
"THE QUEEN OF GERMA IS SORA, WARRIOR OF THE SEA?!"
Sora chuckled at them.
"Go back to the submarine or shut up," Law said in a dull tone, his expression unamused. I know meeting Sora is cool but you three are getting on my nerves.
"Captain! Don't be so mean!"
"You can stay if you stop freaking out about it." It's a shame that Black Leg isn't really Stealth Black though... Law shook his head, No, it's probably better that way. Stealth Black is a pain in the ass to deal with. It would have been better for Sora if Stealth was really Flaming Yellow.
"You alright, Tra-guy?" Robin asked.
"Hmm?" He said looking up to her. "I'm fine."
"Reiju, Ichiji, Niji, Yonji," Sanji said quickly. "Before we get anymore off topic."
"Oh yeah, Weakling over there says there's something we should know that he found out from Dad," Niji interrupted.
"What is it, Sanji?" Sora asked.
"It's about their genetic enhancements."
"What about our enhancements?" Yonji asked.
"Well... he might not have taken one of them..."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Ichiji asked, letting his head off the table to look at him.
"Would you three shut up and let me talk?!"
"Just spit it out already!"
"All of you still have to obey Judges orders," he said quickly.
"You're kidding, right?" Niji asked.
Sanji shook his head. "He knew Ichiji was going to listen to his order because he never took that enhancement. Why would he need an enhancement to listen to himself?"
"So in other words, even when we do catch up to him again, we still can't help kick his ass. That really sucks," Niji said as he went to the storage room.
"Where are you going?" Sanji asked him.
"No where...," he said looking at Sanji past the door before walking in.
"There is absolutely no need for you to be in there! Get out here!"
"Alright, alright. Jeez, you're annoying," He said, coming back out with something in his hand.
"PUT THAT CHOCOLATE BACK NOW! I ALREADY GAVE YOU ONE BACK AT THE BEACH!"
"That was earlier! I want chocolate now!"
"YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKING CHOCOHOLIC! PUT IT BACK!"
"Don't feel like it."
"AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU NEED FROM THERE, MARIMO!"
"Nothing," Zoro said Interring the same room Niji just came out of.
"STAY OUT OF THE SAKE! ZORO! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"See that's the funny thing right now," Zoro said coming out with a bottle of sake. "Even if you were capable of kicking my ass, you can't right now without hurting yourself more then me. Later, Pervert Cook," he laughed leaving the kitchen, knowing that Sanji couldn't follow him.