Food Fight
"Ah!" Penguin cried when a wave hit the side of the sub. He stumbled backwards. His arm knocking into a bowl of spaghetti sauce sitting on the counter.
"Hey!" Shachi protested when the sauce hit him in the face. "What did you do that for?"
"It was an accident!"
"Yeah, right!" Shachi grabbed a roll and tossed it at his friend. "You could have easily avoided it!"
"Give me a break! It's not my fault the sea is so rough today!" Penguin tossed the roll back.
"Then tell the captain to submerge us!"
"You tell him!"
"Come on, guys," Neo pleaded. "Let's not get worked up over this."
The boys didn't listen as their mini argument erupted into a full blown food fight. They gasped when their food hit Neo. "We're so sorry!"
Neo sighed then smirked at them. She summoned her wind crystals, effectively causing the boys to freeze in place. "You are so gonna get it now!"
Roughly an hour later, the three stopped and looked at the mess they made.
"Oh crap!" Shachi screeched. He rushed to try and wipe some food off the wall. The galley looked like the food pantry had exploded all over the room and it's three current inhabitants. "The captain's gonna kill us!"
"If he does, it'll be your fault!" Penguin shouted back.
"Me?! You're the one who started it!" Shachi pointed his finger at Penguin.
"I accidentally hit that bowl! How does that make me the one who started it?!" Penguin demanded.
"You should have been more careful!"
"You didn't have to throw that roll at me! It's your fault!"
"It's your fault!"
"Guys, it doesn't matter who started it," Neo said while trying to shake off the food clinging to her hands. She had food particles all over her, even in her hair. "We all were throwing the food."
"Yes, ma'am," Penguin and Shachi said simultaneously.
Penguin sighed. "Let's just clean this place up before the captain sees it."
"Too late," The men jumped behind Neo when their captain's voice rang out. She just blinked at them before turning her innocent, but guilty, eyes to her husband. He was staring intensely at her.
"Sorry," Neo spoke up while twiddling her fingers. "It started off as an accident that blew up and out of control. We're going to clean it up."
Law narrowed his eyebrow at Shachi and Penguin. "You two clean this mess up. You…"
Law grabbed Neo's wrist and pulled her towards the door. "…are coming with me."
"But Law!" Neo protested. "I helped make this mess. I should help clean it up."
"They can clean it up. You have a different order to fulfill," Law said as he continued to drag her towards the door.
"What order?" She looked at him then back at Shachi and Penguin when they laughed.
"It's okay, Neo," Shachi waved to her with a huge grin on his face. "You go on ahead."
"Yeah, you have something else that you have to do right now," Penguin added with just as big of a grin as Shachi.
"What do you mean?" Neo blinked at them.
"You are still quiet innocent even after you've already…All well," Penguin said while Shachi chuckled. "Don't worry. You'll understand in a few minutes."
With that, Law jerked her out of the room. He didn't loosen his hold on her or slow down until they got to their room. He all but slammed the door shut, and locked it, when they were inside. He then picked her up and laid her down on their bed. He hovered over her. "Law, what are you doing? I'm getting the bed all dirty. We're going to have to change the sheets now."
Law just chuckled while leaning down to her.
"What are yo-Eep!" Neo squeaked and tensed when Law licked the spaghetti sauce off her collar bone. He pulled away from her.
He licked his lips before speaking. "I have a new lesson to teach you. And it goes something like this."
Law leaned back down to her and started to slowly lick off the food on her skin.
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Author's Notes: O.O Dang! Anyway, another one shot! Enjoy! :) I'll update one shots as soon as they come to me and I get them written. Though it won't be as often as my actually story with Neo and Law. ^_^'