Dreamare

Law yawned as he walked down the hall of the sub. He paused at the control room and peaked inside. Jean Bart was sitting at the controls. The large man turned and waved at the captain. "Hey, Captain, do we have any meat?"

"Huh?" Law blinked and Jean Bart turned into Luffy. "Straw Hat? What are you doing here?"

"I want meat," Luffy whined.

"No, Straw Hat, we don't have any meat," Law growled. "Go back to your own ship!"

Law then turned and continued on his way down the hall. He paused again. This time he was at the rec. room. Inside was Bepo. The bear was practicing his martial arts moves before stopping. "Hey, Captain, do we have any meat?"

"What the…" Law rubbed his neck. "Jean Bart just asked that exact same thing then turned into…"

Bepo changed into Luffy. "Meat?"

Law spun around. He hurried down the hall unit he came to the galley. Penguin was inside cooking. As Penguin turned around, he turned into Luffy. "Hey, Captain, want some meat?"

"No! Go back to your own ship, Straw Hat!" Law snapped then dashed out of the galley. He came out onto the sub deck. Shachi was sitting on the railing of the ship fishing.

"Hey, Captain, I'm fishing for meat," Shachi said. And while pulling his line out of the water, he turned into Luffy.

"What the heck is going on?!" Law whipped around and ran back into the sub. Each crew member he passed they turned into Luffy.

"Captain, want some meat?"

"I want meat!"

"Make me some meat!"

"Stop it, Straw Hat! I told you to go back to your own ship!" Law snapped. He then bolted down the twisting hallway. Multiple Luffy heads and meat on bones floated around the air.

Law bolted into his and Neo's room. He pressed his back against the door and panted. Neo turned and looked at him. "What is it, Law? You seem winded. Did something happen?"

"Something really weird is going on," Law said. He walked over to her and grabbed her shoulders. "All of the crew members are turning into Luffy and demanding meat."

"Meat sounds good," Neo smiled as she morphed into Luffy.

"No! Not you too!" Law released Luffy and backed away. The door to the room opened up and all the Luffys from before came walking into the room.

"Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!" They chanted while converging on the man. One of the Luffys got closer to Law. "Law? Law? Law, wake up."

"Uh," Law gasped. He shot up in bed and looked around their room.

"Law?" Law turned his eyes to Neo when she called his name again. She was rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. "What's wrong? You were dreaming."

"Neo," Law took her face in his hands. "You're not craving meat, are you?"

"What?"

"I order you to answer me! Are you craving meat?!" Law all but snapped.

"No, Law, I'm not craving meat," Neo gave him a confused look. She placed her hands on his wrists and brushed her thumbs over his skin. "That must have been some dream if it's got you this frazzled. Tell me what it was about. It'll make you feel better."

"That wasn't a dream. More like a dreamare. You and all of the crew turned int-"

"Hey! Traffy!" Suddenly their bedroom door swung open. Standing there with some meat in his hand was Luffy. "Do you have anymore meat?"

Law jumped out of their bed. Neo followed in confusion. "Law?"

Law didn't answer her. He just grabbed Luffy by the neck and dragged him down the hall. Laughter rang out from the rec. room so that's where Law went. When the frazzled captain entered the room with Luffy in his hand, everyone, including the Straw Hats, looked up at him. Law then tossed Luffy into the middle of the room. "Go back to your own ship, Straw Hats!"

"Huh?" Everyone asked. Law turned on his heels and stomped out.

"What was that about?" Nami asked.

"That was very odd," Robin added. The two women were sitting on the couch. Brook was off in the corner playing his violin, Usopp was tinkering with some new weapon, Zoro was sleeping, Sanji was passing out drinks he just made, and Franky was playing cards with Bepo, Shachi and Penguin.

"Perhaps he didn't like my music?" Brook pondered.

"Neo, what happened?" Bepo asked.

"Uh, I think the dream he had really freaked him out," Neo replied. "I guess we all partied a bit too hard for him yesterday."

Suddenly Law popped back into the room. He grabbed Neo's wrist. "And don't come near her again, Straw Hat!"

With that, Law pulled Neo out of the rec. room, leaving very confused pirates. Neo remained just as confused as the rest of them as Law pulled her back to their room. He slammed the door then pulled her onto the bed and wrapped his arms tightly around her. "Law, are you all right?"

"Fine," He mumbled into her hair.

"That dream really got to you, didn't it?"

"They are never allowed on our ship again," Law ordered.

"I think you had too much sugar last night. Here…Let me help you relax," Neo tried to wiggled out of his hold. Unfortunately, his hold was too tight on her. But she did manage to turn on her stomach and lay on his chest. She slipped her arms around his neck and press their lips together.

"Hm," Law hummed into her kiss. They broke for air.

"Feeling better now?" Neo asked.

"Yes," Law gave her a comforting squeeze. "I guess something good did come from having the Straw Hats here."

The two leaned back in for another kiss when they were interrupted by banging on the door. "Hey! Traffy! You didn't answer my question! Do you have more meat?!"

"This is a nightmare!" Law groaned.

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Author's Notes: Finally another one. I've been neglecting my poor one shots. Well, now that Cora's name, sex and element is revealed I can do the baby one shots I've been wanting to do. Hope to have them up soon. :)