Okay here is another one that I did for the ladies of RWBY. Also would people please stop sending me requests and suggestions. I have an inbox full of over 100 hundred requests, trust me I have read them and considered them. But I don't think I can write all of them. So I might start putting up a poll, however, I do have another two chapters in the works. One which is based off of a Knights Final fight for Jauneforever. Until then, enjoy the chapter.

RWBY AND NPR

"Let's just hope we get something normal this time." Yang said as they watched the screen change to...outside of a gas station?

"Well...this looks normal enough." Nora said as by normal, she meant boring.

"Come on dude! We have to get you back in the game!" Cardin winchester said to his buddy Jaune.

"I don't know, Cardin, I haven't done this in a long time." Jaune said as he was wearing a sleeveless shirt which showed off his arms.

"Damn, Vomit boy been working out, big improvement over Fat Jaune." Yang said as everyrone agreed, even Pyrrha.

"Dude, Come on, you know the deal, you go in there and nail this, you don't have to do the old routines!" Cardin said as Jaune shook his head.

He really did hate those old routines, seriously why did he always get stuck dressing as the fireman? He hated being the fireman, he respected them, but he sure as hell wouldn't want to be one. It didn't help that the outfit was extremelly hot when you wore it on stage. That was always a problem, it sometimes felt like you were being boiled alive. Kind of ironic considering you would think it was supposed to protect you from heat.

Then again, it wasn't an actual fireman's suit, just a costume jacket. So maybe he was just being whiny.

"Stage? Fireman? Is Jaune an actor?" Weiss said as that was the only thing she could see him being at this point.

"Probably, although I don't know what he means by routines." Ruby said as this was a little confusing.

"Why isn't he at beacon?" Pyrrha asked as everyone looked at her.

"Maybe in this universe he never applied." Yang said as Pyrrha felt a shiver go down her spine.

If Jaune wasn't at beacon, who would she have paired up with?

"Come on dude! Just go in there and do it!" Cardin got really close and was grabbing Jaune by the neck and looking him in the eyes.

"Just remember, you're not a fireman, say it with me." Cardin said as Jaune talked back.

"I'm not a fireman! I'm an male entertainer!" He said as he walked towards the door.

"Male entertainer? Why does he need to label himself as a male actor?" Ruby said in an innocent tone as everyone else besides Yang was confused.

"Male entertainer, those huge arms...No...NO FREAKING WAY! NO FUCKING POSSIBLE WAY!" Yang thought as she was hoping she was wrong...but at the same time hoping she was right.

"Does anyone else find it weird that Jaune and Cardin are friends in this?" Nora said as everyone suddenly took the time to notice.

"Hey that is Cardin!" Everyone yelled as they couldn't believe he was being nice.

"I guess, he didn't get into beacon either." Blake said while silently being thankful for that.

"Hey the camera is panning out."

"Yeah dude! You got this!" A man with red hair with ox horns said as the camera spooned out.

Revealing a young man with long black hair with a pink streak wearing a pair of aviator shades and an open t shirt showing off his chest and abs, which were nicely toned. Then the camera zoomed out farther revealing a spiky blond hair guy with a monkey tail dressed very similarly except he was eating a banana, and for some reason was wearing short shorts. His buddy right next to him was a blue haired man who had a pair of goggles around his neck and was wearing an open hawaiian shirt with a tight undershirt underneath it.

The final man turned out to be a large behemoth with orange hair wearing a t shirt with a hammer on it.

"Oh my god...NORA?!" They all said as they turned to Nora, except Blake who was shocked to see Adam there of all people.

"Wow...I look gorgeous as a man!" Nora said as she saw her chiseled jaw and long flowing orange hair, and those muscles, oh those muscles.

"But why are you a guy?" Yang asked as she couldn't understand that.

"I dunno, but dang Ren! You're looking fine as well." She said with a wink as Ren just looked away, hiding a slight blush.

"Well, they do all...look good." Blake said about everyone, even Adam.

She didn't understand what was he doing there? He hated humans, yet he was associating with them? Then she had to remind herself this was an alternate reality...a reality where he wasn't a genocidal maniac hell bent on exterminating an entire group of people with a group of fascist followers behind him. This one just seemed to be a regular guy. And it made her smile a bit.

And then she blushed when she noticed Sun's toned calves and thighs. She was thoroughly distracted.

"Hey wow! Look at Neptune!" Weiss said as he definately didn't have those muscles last time she saw him, in fact he seemed to look even better with just a little more bulk, oh what she would do to...wait...No...Bad weiss! Ice queen persona back up in 1...2...3...Done!

"I guess actors have to keep in good shape." Pyrrha said as she was just as clueless as to what was about to happen.

"Yo! Can you guys hurry it up! We have to get back to Beacon soon!" A silver haired man said as he jumped out of the van they were in dressed in tight shorts and a stringer lifting shirt.

"OH." Yang said.

"MY." Ruby said.

"GOD!" Everyone else said.

"PROFESSOR OZPIN IS SEXY!" They all said as they saw his chiseled features.

"He looks pretty young too." Blake said as she felt her face turning red.

Jaune walked inside the gas station, sighed and took a look at the lady behind the counter. She seemed very unhappy, just looking down at her phone, she had a very stern look on her face, as she pushed up her glasses, she seemed to be someone who didn't look like she should work there. But dang her glare was really something that made Jaune worry.

He heard a song come on the radio as he turned his back to her bending over to tie his shoe nice and slowly.

"Why is Professor Goodwitch working at a gas station? And why is Jaune bending over slowly?" Ruby asked as Yang was trying to contain her nosebleed.

"OHMYGOSH! I WAS RIGHT!" She thought as she knew what was going on.

"You are...my fire...the one...desire." The song on the radio played as Jaune bent back up, only to look back and realize that the woman hadn't even looked up from her phone.

He would need to get her attention, he walked forward and grabbed a box of pumpkin petes. He got the bag out of it, turned around and ripped it open creating a loud enough sound to get the attendants attention.

He then dropped it while turning around and slightly moving his hips.

"Is he...dancing?" Weiss asked as Blake suddenly got red in the face.

"Oh my god, is he a..." She said as everyone turned to look at her.

"Is he a what?" Ruby asked.

"OH YES HE IS!" Yang yelled out.

"A what?"

Suddenly Jaune put his hand on a fridge full of water bottles as he started shaking his hips, as the lady stared at him. Her face remaining as stone. His friends were looking from the glass to make sure he was doing it, and they were surprised she hadn't cracked yet.

Jaune forced open the door to the fridge, as he pulled out a water bottle, rubbing it on his arms and biceps, the condensation of the bottle, covering his muscles in a slight layer of water, making his biceps look even more defined.

"Is he...a stripper?!" Weiss said as she suddenly blushed.

"YEP!" Yang said as everyone blushed, ESPECIALLY Pyrrha.

"Ohhhh my." She thought as she now had that thought in mind.

He unscrewed the cap off, thrusting his pelvis forward, making most of the water shoot out, then he poured the rest of his water over his head, soaking his hair and shirt. Sensing he no longer needed the shirt, he took it off and threw it at the glass window. Showing off his toned and muscle torso. The water from before creating an effect as if his muscles were glistening. Only making the experience even better for anyone who was watching. But the cashier with the nametag labeled Glynda still remained unphased. Was anything going to crack her.

Jaune walked a few step forward, gyrating his hips, thrusting his pelvis forward, while moving his hand off to the side. His abs showing off more definition with every movement he makes.

"Well uhm, He's a very good...dancer." Weiss said as she was actually thinking Jaune was hot.

"Yeah, we knew that from the dance, but...wow, he really has...talent." Pyrrha said as she felt herself sweating a bit and crossing her legs from arousal.

"You can just say he's sexy you know?" Yang said as even she was admitting it at this point.

When vomit boy took off the pyjamas, it was surprising to see he had muscle tone.

"I still have a hard time believing our leader is a stripper." He said as Nora looked at him.

"Ren, we hang out with him there, I think we are strippers too." She said as Ren's eyes suddenly widened.

"Oh..." He sad as he buried his face in his lap.

He licked his lips as he did a slide on the floor, positioning his legs so he could jump right back up, flashing the attendant his abs and chest again, only this time from some of the dance, he had a pump going on from the blood rushing into his muscles, making them look even more defined, but still she did not make a single smile or frown. She was remaining calm. But he could see a slight twitch in her eye. Whether that was good or bad, he didn't know. But it was too late to stop now.

He spun around, bringing his upper body to the floor as he kicked his legs up, getting into a one handed push up position. If she didn't look now, then nothing would impress her. But then he noticed she leaned over the counter. He smirked, he had her now. He looked into her eyes, propping himself up with one arm, while thrusting towards the floor, showing off his back muscles while giving her a hungry look.

"I knew Goodwitch could have a stone face, but how is she not even twitching?" Pyrrha said as she was feeling sensations she had never experienced before.

"Am I the only one who thinks this is weird?" Ruby said as she didn't feel any different.

Jaune was her bestie, they even had friendship bracelets. They even proudly admitted they had friend zoned each other, Jaune was like having a gay friend, except that gay friend was straight. Heck, even Yang and Pyrrha even questioned how close the two were. But considering that Jaune had a crush on Weiss (not anymore, Pyrrha was thankful). And Ruby liked tinkering with Crescent Rose, they were sure the two weren't actually dating.

Yang knew because she spied on them to make sure Jaune never tried anything suspicious. And Pyrrha knew because she made sure Ruby never did anything suspicious. In other words, it was confirmed they were best friends.

"Come on Ruby, we're just admiring his body." Yang said as Ruby shifted uncomfortably.

"It still feels weird." She said as she continued to watch, not because of Jaune's dancing, but more like to see if Goodwitch finally cracked.

Finally he got back up, looking eye to eye with the cashier, the sweat and water making his muscles glisten like a marble statue, and he looked at her and said.

"How much for the cereal and water?" He asked huffing a bit from the dance.

First there was a small grin, then a smile, and then she started laughing.

"YEEAAAAHHH!" His friends yelled from outside.

"Holy crap, he did it! He broke Goodwitch!" Yang yelled as she cheered for him.

"I don't believe it." Weiss said as Yang looked at her.

"And looks like he melted you ice queen!" She said as Weiss blushed.

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?! I WOULD NEVER BE ATTRACTED TO HIM!" Weiss yelled out.

"Your tongue says no, but your face says yes." Yang teased as they looked at Pyrrha.

"This has been an...interesting time." She said, but on the inside she was going nuts.

"Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! All I can think about is Jaune dancing, moving those hips, and that nicely toned as-...NO!" Great, now she couldn't get those thoughts out of her head.

"Wow, I wonder if Goodwitch would break that easily in our world." Ruby said as they heard a new voice.

"I assure you Miss Rose, I do not." Suddenly they all froze and turned to see Professor Goodwitch and Ozpin.

Although she did have a slight shade of pink on her face, and Ozpin was trying not to laugh.

"PROFESSORS! What are you doing here?!" Nora said as Ozpin shrugged his shoulders.

"Same thing as you, that spirit came out of nowhere, explained what was going on, and next thing we know, we're right here along with you, although I must admit, I did not expect to come across something...like this." He said as they were all blushing.

"Hey! We don't know what pops up! It seems to be random! It's not like we choose which ones to watch." Weiss said as the screen suddenly showed the scene again.

"Dang Jaune, you did great, I have never seen a woman empty the entire cash register to stuff into your waistband." Ozpin said as he took a sip of coffee.

Suddenly Glynda turned to Ozpin as even he stopped drinking his coffee in shock.

"P-Professor?" Glynda said with a blush as she saw a young Ozpin.

"Well, Well, Well, I haven't seen myself as a young man in years, heh, I still got it." He said as he smiled at seeing his younger self.

"Wait, what are you implying?" Ruby asked as Ozpin shook his head of his thoughts.

"Hm? Oh me? Nothing." He said as he sat down on a seperate couch with Glynda.

"Wait, was Professor oz actually a stripper? Oh god ew!" The two teams thought as their professor was still much older than them