Okay, so here we go. I am going to try and write at least two humor chapters, since I have one based on Star wars coming out. Also I have a new story out.

"Well, at least we learned a lesson from that episode." Ruby said as she still wish Jaune didn't have to lose his uncle.

"Sometimes the lessons that stick with us the most are the hardest ones to learn." Ozpin said sagely.

"I really wish they didn't have to be so hard." She said as they saw the tv start to change again.

"And yet another one comes into the fray." Ozpin said.

All they could hear was hoofbeats. The sound of a mighty horse coming closer and closer. The beating of the hooves echoing in their ears.

"I guess Jaune is riding a horse?" Ruby said as she didn't understand why they didn't just show him riding a horse.

And then King Jaune and his loyal servant Ren rode into the scene, well more like they skipped into the scene. Bad ass music playing as they skipped.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Yang asked as she looked back at Ren.

"Why does Ren have coconuts in his hands?" Nora asked.

"What do you mean?" Glynda said.

"He's got two empty halves of a coconut and he's banging them together!" She said as they took a look at him.

"Oh yeah he does!" Weiss yelled.

"HAAGGGH!" They saw a green knight clashing with a black knight.

Jaune and Ren continued to ride, seemingly unaware of the danger they were riding in.

"Where did they get the coconuts?" Nora asked.

"Why does that matter?" Ozpin asked.

"Well they're obviously in a temperate zone! Coconuts are tropical!" She stated, remembering that book she read.

"Maybe they just found their way there." Yang said as Nora looked at her incredulously.

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" She asked.

"No, maybe they were carried by something!" Yang said as Weiss made a suggestion.

"Maybe it was a swallow." She said as a joke.

"A SWALLOW?!" Nora yelled.

"Meh, could grip it by the husk." Ren said as he just wanted to see what Jaune and him were doing.

"HA!" The black knight attacked back at the green knight.

Jaune and Ren were getting closer and closer to the battle at hand. But as of now, they were simply riding unaware as to what was going on. Ren even had to stop to take a piss really quick. And since Jaune couldn't move without his horse, he simply had to wait til his trusty servant Ren, who others for some reason called Patsy, had finished.

"GAH!" The green knight yelled as he swung a mace.

"It's not a question on where it grips it! It's a simple matter of weight ratio! A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!" Nora said as everyone didn't want to hear this.

"Hey Nora, I got pancakes!" Ren said as he held up a stack of pancakes.

"Oh hey Pancakes!" She said as she started eating them.

"Where did you get those?" Ruby asked as he shrugged.

"I just thought about pancakes, and then they showed up." He said as Ruby got a thoughtful look on her face.

"Chocolate chip cookies and strawberry milkshake." She thought as it suddenly appeared on a tray.

"AWESOME!" She said as she could not enjoy the movie with food.

Jaune and Ren were watching the two combatants fierce battle. The green knight must have been really pissed at the Black Knight, because he was attacking with such ferocity that could only be matched by a man who caught a guy sleeping with his wife. The Black Knight seemed to be unfazed, and at times didn't even flinch.

"HA!" The green knight was attacking the black knight when he fell onto the ground, but the black knight grabbed his wrist and kicked his leg up into his stomach and flipping him over.

The black knight stood back up and grabbed his sword.

"GAAAHHHH!" The Green knight was charging forward with a war hammer.

"Has anyone else noticed these two knights have not said a word of dialogue? Just screaming?" Pyrrha asked.

"Maybe that will change soon." Yang suggested.

The black knight responded by throwing his sword at the green knight.

The sword traveled through the air, going through the slit in the knight;s helmet, and coming out the other side. Orange blood pouring out of the wound.

"Or not." She said as Ruby was slack jawed.

"Did he just throw that sword through his helmet?" She asked.

"Yes, yes he did." Glynda said as she had to admit, that was impressive.

"Why is his blood orange?" Nora asked as she was wondering if she was the only one who saw that.

Impressed by his skill, Jaune and his loyal man servant rode up to the black knight, who was now guarding a tiny foot bridge across a stream.

"You fight with the strength of many men Sir Knight!" Jaune praised the man.

"..." He didn't speak a word.

"I am Jaune! King of the Remnants!" He said trying to get a response out of the man.

"JAUNE'S KING OF THE CASTLE!" Nora suddenly got very excited at that concept.

"How did he become king?" Weiss asked wondering how the heck that happened.

"Maybe he was voted in?" Ruby suggested.

"You don't vote for kings!" Weiss asked.

"Well then how did he become King then?" She asked as the Author suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Strange woman laying in a pond gave him a sword." He said as he suddenly disappeared again.

"Who the heck was that guy?" Ruby asked as she didn't remember seeing him before.

"I seek knights to join me at my Court at Beacon!" He said as the black knight still wasn't speaking.

"You have proven yourself worthy! Will you join me?" He asked as his loyal man servant was keeping an eye on the two.

The black knight simply shrugged his shoulders in a 'I don't know' pose.

"You make me sad...come Ren!" He said as the knight suddenly spoke.

"None shall pass!" He said in a gruff, slightly drunk tone.

"Oh you got to be kidding me!" Yang and Ruby yelled out at the same time.

"What? What's wrong?" Pyrrha asked.

"It's Uncle Qrow!" They both said, as they recognized the voice.

"What?" Jaune asked.

"None shall pass!" He repeated loudly.

"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight! But I must cross this bridge!" He said referring to the tiny foot bridge.

"Then, you shall die!" The black knight said.

"Uh, Jaune, its a tiny foot bridge going over a stream, you can literally jump onto the other bank. You don't need to fight over it!" Pyrrha said as they seemed to be fighting for a stupid reason.

"I COMMAND YOU! AS KING OF THE REMNANTS! TO STAND ASIDE!" He said in his royal beacon voice.

"I move...for no man." The knight said.

"SO BE IT!" Jaune said as he whipped out his sword.

"Oh you got to be kidding me!" Pyrrha said as she face palmed.

"They are really going to fight over about six inches of water under a bridge?!" She yelled a she couldn't believe her future hubby was so stupid.

"It wouldn't be the dumbest thing we've ever seen." Weiss said remembering the time Jaune locked himself out of his room, only to realize he had his keys in his pocket.

Epic battle music ensued. The Black knight and Jaune faced off. Swords at the read.

"HIYA!" The black knight said as he swung his sword, only for Jaune to deflect it and swing his sword at the man's head.

"HUWA!" The black knight yelled again as he went for a diagonal slash.

Only for Jaune to dodge it, and for it to hit the ground. The knight repeated the same processs, only this time he did it from the other side, Which Jaune dodged again.

The battle ensued for a few more seconds. The knight refusing to give any ground, and Jaune refusing to back down, until he could cross that bridge.

"HUGA!" The knight said as he missed a slash and Jaune banged the hilt on his helmet.

This staggered the knight enough for him to make a clumsy slash. And Jaune tapped his shoulder, only for the arm to completely be sliced off.

"WOAH! He only tapped his arm and it fell off!" Ruby said as she had no idea Jaune was that strong.

"What the heck just happened?" Weiss said as she was pretty sure the human body didn't just fall apart like that.

"I'm just glad he won." Pyrrha said as she was just happy Jaune was still alive.

The knight looked down at his arm.

"Now stand aside worthy adversary!" Jaune said as the knight looked up.

"Tis but a scratch!" He said defiantly.

"A scratch! Your arms off!" Jaune yelled.

"No it isn't!" He said.

"YES IT IS!" Glynda yelled out.

"How does he not know his arm is off?" Ren asked barely calm.

"He must be drunk again." Ruby asked as Yang agreed.

"You can't be so drunk that you can't feel a the loss of a limb!" Weiss asked as Yang spoke up.

"You don't know our Uncle." She said as simply as that.

"Then whats that then?!" He yelled.

The black knight looked at his arm on the ground.

"I've had worse." He said as Jaune growled.

"You liar!"

"Come on! You pansy!" He said as he swung his sword again.

"HUGA!" He yelled as Jaune easily blocked his slash.

"HIYA!" He said with another slash.

"GAAAAAAAHHHH!" He yelled as he charged forward with sword in hand.

Only for Jaune to take out his other arm. Leaving him disarmed.

"There! Now he won't be able to fight anymore!" Pyrrha said as her worry was once again aleaved.

"Still though, its strange to see Uncle Qrow fight like that." Yang said as their Uncle was usually a lot faster.

"Victory is mine!" Jaune yelled as he kneeled down.

"We thank thee lord, that in thy mer-" He was cut off by a boot to the face.

"Come on then!" The black knight sound as he was bouncing around on his feet.

"YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!" Ozpin yelled out.

"WHAT?!" Jaune yelled as he was getting off of the ground.

"Have at you!" He continued to kick Jaune.

"You are indeed Brave sir knight! But the fight is mine!" King Jaune was starting to get very irritated.

"Oh? Had enough eh?" He taunted.

"LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU GOT NO ARMS LEFT!" He yelled.

"Yes I have!" He stated in a happy tone.

"LOOK!" Jaune pointed out his stubs.

"It's just a flesh wound!" He said as he continued to kick him.

"Just a flesh wound?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU QROW?!" Glynda yelled out.

"Wait, how do you know our Uncle?" Ruby asked.

"Qrow was a student here once too." Ozpin said as he was getting really irritated with this dumb ass.

"Stop that!" Jaune yelled.

"Chicken! Chicken!" The Black knight yelled.

"I'll have your leg!" Jaune warned.

The black knight responded by kicking him.

"RIGHT!" He yelled out as he cut off a leg.

"Right! I'll do you for that!" He yelled out.

"You'll what?!" Jaune yelled as this was getting weirder and weirder.

"Come here!" The knight yelled.

"Oh my god, when will he learn to give up?!" Blake could not believe what she was seeing.

"How the heck has he survived this long with how much blood he's lost?" Pyrrha was trying to remain rational.

She no longer had to worry about Jaune, since she was sure he was safe. But this knight was getting really weird.

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?" He asked the knight.

The knight responded by rubbing up against him in what looked like a struggle snuggle.

"I'M INVINCIBLE!" He yelled as he was rubbing up against him.

"Obviously not! You've lost three limbs!" Weiss yelled.

"You're crazy." Jaune said as he was now in awe of how stupid this guy was.

"The black knight always triumphs! Have at you!" He yelled as he continued to rub up against Jaune.

"Come on then!" He said as Jaune sighed and finally cut off his other leg.

"If that doesn't stop him, then I don't know what will." Yang said as she was actually embarrassed to be related to this guy right now.

"I think he's kind of brave!" Nora said.

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity." Ozpin said as Qrow had long ago crossed that border.

"Oh." He said as he looked at his stumps.

"Alright! We'll call it a draw." He said as Jaune sheathed his sword.

"A draw...A DRAW?! All your limbs are gon and you're saying its a DRAW?!" Glynda was going to kill Qrow the next time she saw him.

"How is he still alive?! Pyrrha asked as there was no way anyone should survive that!

"Uncle Qrow is really tough?" Ruby asked as she knew how tough he could be.

But still this was ridiculous even for her. Heck, she didn't feel bad that her uncle had lost all of his limbs in this.

"Come Renny!" Jaune said as his man servant followed him across the bridge.

"Oh I see! Runing away eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and get whats coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" The black knight said as he attempted to hop after them on his stubs.

Nobody knew what to say, they had officially seen one of the weirdest battles they had ever witnessed.

They didn't know whether to laugh, or marvel at what they had just witnessed.