Spin the Bottle

"Are you sure that it's okay that I'm here?" Coby asked. The pink haired teen looked around at the pirates surrounding him. He was more nervous than usual because it wasn't just the Straw Hats he was with. The Heart Pirates were there too. Luffy decided to have a break. And since Law, Neo and his crew happened to be near by, they got pulled into Luffy's lunacy like always.

"We really shouldn't be here," Helmeppo said while cautiously looking around the pirates that surrounded him. "Vice Admiral Garp is going to kill us."

"Sure it's fine!" Luffy laughed. "We're all friends here. Don't worry about grandpa."

"I don't recall saying we were his friends," Shachi whispered to his fellow crew mates.

"How did we wind up here anyway?" Bepo asked.

"Just go with it," Sanji said. "You can't escape now that Luffy has dragged you here. Hey, where's Law and Neo?"

"I think they're back on the sub," Penguin answered. "The captain said he want's nothing to do with all this silliness. And he took Neo with him. You know how he is when it comes to her."

Sanji nodded knowingly.

"Hey! Let's play Spin the Bottle!" Luffy cheered. He spun an empty bottle multiple times in his hand.

"Does he even know what that game is?" A Heart Pirate asked.

"Probably not," Brook replied, before taking a sip of his tea.

"Wait! Where's Traffy and Neo?! They have to be here too!" Luffy whined.

"The captain doesn't have time for silly games. Besides he doesn't want Neo playing these kind of games," Bepo said.

"Aw! That's no fun! I'll go get them!" Before anyone could say anything else, Luffy shot himself over to the sub.

Zoro, who had his eyes closed, peaked through one of them. "Yeah, that's going to go over well."

…

Neo stretched out her arms as she walked down the halls of the sub. She entered into the galley and opened the fridge. She pulled out her some cheese and closed the door, coming face to face with a cheesy grinning Luffy. She cried, dropped her cheese and stumbled backwards. "Ah! Luffy!"

"I've been looking all over for you! Where's Traffy?!" Luffy demanded.

"He's busy going over some new medical pro-"

"Boring!" Luffy cut her off. He picked her up, actually being smart enough to know better than to roughly drag her anywhere with Law nearby, then dashed out of the galley to go find the missing captain. "Traffy!"

"Luffy, you don't have to yell. He's in-"

"Traffy! Where are you?!" Luffy shouted again. Neo sighed, already know this wasn't going to end well. "Traffy! Get out here!"

"What are you yelling about, Straw Hat?" Law asked as he stepped out of his and Neo's room. He glared and frowned when he saw Neo in the teen's arms. "What are you doing to her?"

"Come on!" Luffy shifted Neo to his shoulder like she was a sack of potatoes. He then grabbed Law, carrying him the same way as Neo, and dashed back to the Sunny.

"What is he doing?" Law growled.

"I don't think he's gonna allow us to escape so easily from his games," Neo answered. The two didn't have time to say anything else as Luffy plopped them down on the floor. Everyone in the room gave Luffy an 'Are you kidding look? You're dragging Neo into a kissing game with Law sitting right beside her?'. They froze in place, terrified.

"T-Trafalgar Law," Coby stuttered. Law shot him a disapproving frown. Coby chuckled nervously.

"The Surgeon of Death," Helmeppo whined. "This is just great. I wanna go home!"

"Let's play!" Luffy shouted out. He twirled the empty bottle then placed it on the floor. "Go ahead, Coby!"

"Ack!" Coby jumped. "No! I don't wanna go first! I don't wanna go at all!"

"Ah, don't be shy!" Luffy patted him on the back. "Just spin."

"Perhaps we should leave now," Nami said as Robin was already standing up. The two women quickly rushed for the top deck of the Sunny where the gardens and orange trees were.

"I think I'll join you," Chopper said.

"Count me in too," Usopp said, standing up.

"We should go too," Shachi said as he and his fellow crew mates followed the smart Straw Hats.

"Spin it!" Luffy cheered once again. He grabbed Coby's hand and basically spun the bottle for him. The bottle spun wildly before stopping on Neo.

"Ack!" Coby turned to stone as everyone else, who remained, eyes popped wide opened. Slowly they all backed away from the bottle.

"Room!" Law held out his hand. His sword dropped into his palm and he grasped it hard. He unsheathed it and sliced everyone who remained near him, but for Neo, into as many pieces as he possibly could. He then sheathed his sword, pulled Neo to his side and Warped them back to the sub. "Shambles!"

Luffy laughed. "That was fun! Let's do it again!"

Everyone glared at Luffy. He blinked innocently at them. "What?"

They growled, shouting death and torture threats of what they were going to do to him once they could get a hold of him.

…...

"That really wasn't necessary," Neo said. They were back in their room, on the bed. Law was possessively holding her tightly to his chest. "You didn't have to cut them up like that."

"Yes, I did. Straw Hat knows better. You're not allow to kiss anyone on the lips but me," Law grumbled as he tightened his hold on her.

"I didn't have to kiss anyone one the lips." Neo giggled and shifted around so she could face him. She cupped his face. "I love it when you get so possessive of me like this."

Law smirked at her. She leaned into his chest. "Why don't we proceed with our own game of Spin the Bottle?"

"Minus the bottle?" Law asked.

"Yup." Neo leaned in and pressed her lips to him.

…

Author's Notes: I have a Penguin multipart idea, but I can't make up my mine if I wanna post it here or if I should extend it and put it in my rewrite. :/