Happy Birthday Law

2017

Neo yawn as she put the final touches on Law's birthday cake. She had forced herself to stay up all night so she could slip out before Law woke up. While she hated to do that, knowing the lecture that was coming about her needing sleep since she was now five months pregnant, she still wanted to do it to surprise Law. He didn't care much for celebrating his birthday, but she really, really wanted to do this for him. Her emotions wouldn't let it go. So she had snuck out of their room an hour ago to make the cake and Law's favorite meal.

"You really should have just let me and Sanji handle the cakes," Basil said while molding the rice into the correct shape for onigiri.

"I know," Neo said. She eyed the cake she had just finished icing. It was round with yellow frosting and their Jolly Roger on it and Happy Birthday Law writing around the edges. There were also several other cakes with identical coloring that Sanji and Basil had helped her with. But she had done Law's cake all on her own.

"You know you're going to get a lecture from both Law and Penguin, don't you?" Sanji asked.

"I know," Neo said. "But it'll be worth it."

"Neo," Penguin's big brother, you are in so much trouble, tone boomed through the galley.

Neo turned her eyes to her brother, looking as innocent as she possible could.

"What are you doing staying up all night long?" Penguin crossed his arms over his chest. "And don't try to deny it. I know you are never up this early. Once you sleep, you sleep until after the captain wakes up."

"Making a birthday breakfast for Law," Neo said.

"Neo, you need to rest," Penguin said.

"I know," Neo said, her eyes turning big and round.

Penguin sighed and walked over to them. He started to help them finish up while speaking to Neo about the importance of her sleeping and not staying up all hours of the night.

…

Law woke up with a yawn and stretch of his body. Curling his limbs back in he turned and reached for Neo only to find that she wasn't sleeping beside him like she always was. Blinking in confusion as he stared at her empty space he sensed out where she was and found her in the galley. "What's she doing up so early?"

Running his hand through his messy tresses, he got of the bed to get ready for the day. After using the bathroom he stepped back out in their room and dressed in his favorite jeans and a simple black shirt. Leaving his sword and hat behind, he went to see why Neo was up so early. She never got up before he did unless it was pregnancy related. But it wasn't that. She wasn't having morning sickness and she wasn't having any cravings for food. It bugged him that she was up so early and he had no idea why. His nose twitched when he finally reached the galley. The smell was unmistakable. Neo had made his favorite food…for breakfast? He stepped inside of the galley and was greeted loudly.

"Happy Birthday, Captain!" the crew said.

"Happy Birthday, Law!" the Straw Hats said.

Law blinked. They all were there, scattered about the galley with several yellow icing cakes with the Heart Pirates Jolly Roger. Standing near his typical seat was Neo. She was dressed in one of her white Luminous dresses and had his favorite meal sitting in front of her on the table with another cake that said 'Happy Birthday Law' on it. "What's going on?"

"Law," Neo said, a light frown tugging at her lips, "don't tell me you forgot it's your birthday."

"Oh," Law drawled. He walked over to Neo and pecked her lips. "I guess I did. I'm sorry, love. You're wonderful for doing this for me."

"Really?" Neo's eyes shimmered with happy tears.

"Yes, love," Law said. "It's amazing that you cooked my favorite meal for breakfast for me."

"Happy Birthday, Law," Neo said. She tugged his arm, getting him to sit down. Once he was seated, she sat down on his lap and started to feed him.

"Well, ain't I the lucky one to have my wife also feed me," Law said.

"You deserve it," Neo said, picking up an onigiri to feed him.

"Yeah, because Neo never feeds you any other day of the year," Sanji said, causing everyone to laugh at the fact that Neo and Law always fed each other whether it's a special day or not.

"Yeah! Happy Birthday, Tra!" Luffy shouted. "Let's eat!"

The room erupted with jumbled chattering as the crews started digging in to the spread that the three cooks had put out for them all.

"If you don't mind, we're going to have a little dance on the deck after this," Neo said.

"As long as I'm dancing with you then I don't mind at all," Law said before Neo placed another bite of fish in his mouth.

She smiled and pecked his lips before giving him another bite of onigiri before taking a bit herself. Once they had finished their meal, they moved on to a piece of cake. Since Neo still wasn't big on sweets she shared a piece with Law. Unable to stop a childish mood swing, she dipped her finger into the yellow icing them smeared it across Law's lips before licking them teasingly off of him. She giggled. "You look really good in yellow."

"You taste really good in yellow," Law said, licking Neo's lips.

"Please, let us keep down our food," Tero said.

"Meanie." Neo stuck her tongue out at him. "You be nice. It's Law's birthday."

"Yes, Captain," Tero said with a smirk.

Not long after that the two crews gathered up and headed out to the decks of their ships. The musicians of the crews gathered together and started playing a joyful tune before tapering off into a slow dance so Neo and Law could dance together.

Law took Neo's hand in his and pulled her out to the middle of the deck. Holding her close but gentle, he started to move her around the deck with graceful moves that didn't suit a pirate like him. "You know, as happy as I am that you have done all this for me I'm not happy that you stayed up all night to do it."

"So you noticed," Neo said.

"How could I not have?" Law asked. "It's the only way you could have done this without me noticing. You know you need to sleep."

"I know," Neo said. "Penguin already gave me a lecture on resting while pregnant."

"Good," Law said.

"It seems we both have gotten better at dancing since we've been married," Neo said, changing the subject.

Law chuckled. "I guess we have. With you around I have a reason to dance."

"And an amazing dancer you are considering you've never had a lesson," Neo said.

"I can say the same about you," Law said. "But since you're so graceful, I'm not surprised you're good at dancing."

Neo felt heat rising to her cheeks.

Law leaned down. Nipping her ear, he said, "You're so cute when you blush. I can't wait to get you back to our room where I can get you out of that dress."

"Oh, I know you can't wait," Neo said with a smirk.

"And why are you smirking?" Law asked.

"Because I have a birthday present for you," Neo said.

"And why haven't you given it to me?" Law asked.

"Because it's not a present suited for public attention," Neo said. Her smirk grew into a bright smile when she felt Law getting aroused by what she was suggesting and when he noticed she was hiding something in her mind from him.

"So it's something that can't be shared around the crew," Law said.

"Well, it could, but I know you wouldn't approve if I showed it to them as well," Neo said.

"Why don't you give me a hint?" Law asked.

"If I did you'd warp us into our room right now," Neo said.

"And that's an issue?" Law asked.

"It is with Luffy here," Neo said, glancing over at the Straw Hat captain. The rubber man was sitting on the railing of the sub, carefully watching her and Law with a bright smile on his face. "He'll follow us."

"I'll take care of him," Law said. "Tell me what it is."

Neo turned her eyes back to Law. Slowly, she sent a mental image of herself take off her dress in a very sensual way to reveal a see through, short cut nightie underneath it. 'And you can do anything you wish to me and I'll do anything you want me to do to you.' She bit her lip when Law became fully aroused by her imagery and he formed his Room without a word.

"Hey, what's going on?" Usopp asked.

"Why is Law forming his Room?" Chopper added.

The women of both crews, Sanji, and Penguin snickered before Law lifted his hand and swiped it at Luffy.

"Hey!" Luffy cried when his body split into multiple pieces. "What are you doing, Tra?"

"Getting you out of the way." Law twisted and flicked his hand a couple times to move Luffy's body around on the sub and attached him to it. He then picked up Neo bridal style. "No one bother us for the next several hours. If any of you do, you'll end up in pieces and inside of a sea king."

Neo laughed at the pale expressions of the crews. Her bells sounded out before getting cut off by Law's warping them to their room.

"Well, they lasted longer than I though they would," Sanji said.

"I guess Neo had a stronger will than I thought she would," Penguin said.

"It's a good thing we hid Tra's present on the Sunny in our room," Nami said.

"What present?" Shachi asked.

"And when did you even pick it up?" Tero added. "We haven't been to an island for almost a month."

"Neo asked us for ideas for the captain's birthday on the last island we were at," Topaz said. "Since the captain doesn't really need anything-"

"Except for Neo," Nami interjected.

"-we decided that a special nightgown would work since it's something they can use it over and over," Topaz finished.

"I guess that's why the captain warped out of here so fast," Jean Bart said.

"It's sickening how often they-Ouch!" Zoro cried when Sanji slammed his shoe on top of his head. "What the heck was that for?!"

"Don't speak like that about Neo!" Sanji snapped.

"What are you talking about?!" Zoro growled. "It's no secret what they're doing in their room now! They're married and expecting a baby after all!"

"I don't care! I won't let you speak like that about Neo!" Sanji said.

"You're a moron!"

"You're a jerk!"

"Do they always have to fight?" Tero asked.

"Yes," the Straw Hats, but for Luffy and Robin said.

"Hey! Someone put be back together! We're supposed to be having a party!" Luffy cried out.

"Luffy, you're a moron too," Usopp said. "The party's over."

"Yeah, Neo and Law decided they want to have a party just for two," Chopper said.

"What?! How can a party with only two people there be fun?!" Luffy asked.

"You really are an idiot, Straw Hat," Penguin said. "Some times I wonder if you have hormones at all."

"What do hormones have to do with anything?" Luffy asked, causing Penguin to sigh heavily and walk away.

…

Law hummed in delight while raking his fingers through Neo's hair. Both their bodies were slightly damp and tired from their private party. Their clothes were haphazardly scattered over their room from their rush of getting into the bed. "That was the best birthday present ever."

"I'm glad you liked it," Neo said, nuzzling into his chest.

"It's a good thing you're still pregnant," Law said.

Neo, confused, lifted off of him, and gave him a questioning look. "Really? Why? What do you mean but that?"

"I'm mean that if you weren't we would have just given ourselves another child," Law said. "There is no way a condom would have survived that."

Neo felt heat rushing back to her cheeks. "Well…I, uh…"

Law chuckled. "You're still so innocent." He pulled her lips to his and murmured, "I love you so much," before making use of his birthday present again.

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Author's Notes: Wow. It's been a while since I've updated my one shots, huh? Well, here's just a quick shot for Law's Birthday today. I do have a couple other shots in mind. When I get them written I'll post them. Don't know when that'll happen though.