Hi everyone! Thank you for the reviews, and please continue writing them! They give me courage and happiness!
So, real life is beating me hard these days. I give you this chapter of Edward's blog and will finish the next one of More pheromones in the next two days, hopefully. I expect to be posting it on Saturday evening or Sunday. Sorry for the delay!
Oh, and SpanishCold is... Carmen! ;)
Enjoy, and please review!
Volterra, November 2nd, 3.31 am
Hello lovelies! This is FashionPixie! I've just taken temporary control of Edward's blog since he won't address the true issue here you've all been dying to hear about since his last post on Halloween...
Have you guessed by now? No? Wait, SparkyMate just did, and maybe BlondeVenus1915 in two seconds if GrizzlyBear1915 doesn't mess up her hair... And the answer is... yes, the mating couples' situation in Volterra! Of course! It's THE hot topic running throughout all the gloomy corridors here, Edward's reserve and reluctance notwithstanding.
Yes, even in Volterra mating can happen, much to Aro's intense dismay. And we have to thank our dear Bella for that! She's shielding Chelsea – whose talent is to sever ties between coven members and induce loyalty towards the Volturi – all the time.
So what should've happened a long time ago happened, of course! ;) Vampires started to get closer around here, with a huge help from my dear husband – and lots of sex urges – and mated couples emerged. It's four future weddings and Aro's funeral around here lately! Lol!
First, we have our dear Jane, tormentor extraordinaire, and Ian, gentle and nurturing soul from Ireland. A completely random match, but they're cute, and quite loud, together! Jane has found happiness, and contentment, with dear Ian's heart, a feat that every vampire who has ever met her will be truthfully very grateful about!
Second, Jane's twin brother Alec, master of numbness. He has found the spark he very much needed in his apathetic life in the arms of Karl, a charming German tracker with shepherds ancestors in Bavaria. The two of them, madly in love, ran away to Karl's old country and are now roaming the Bavarian mountains in Birkenstocks and killing every yodeller they stumble upon. Aro is upset at their departure, but he hasn't seen the end of it... (evil giggle)
Third, Felix and Renata. The Hulk and Thumbelina, or something approaching. Renata is Aro's personal shield, so our dear old vampire is much disgruntled that she's much more occupied having sex all over the castle – and I do mean all over it, including dank dungeons and other's rooms like Aro's study or Caius' bedroom – with her mate than protecting her master these days. Those two won't be long running off in the sunset, I'd bet my last Vuitton bag!
And last but not least, our dear Chelsea, whose eyes don't leave Demetri's burgundy ones. Those two have been locked up almost nonstop since Bella's been shielding Chelsea, and the two of them are now utterly useless. Chelsea can't make anyone leave their coven or family, or induce undue loyalty – and believe me, it's starting to show around here! – and the best tracker in the world is currently too busy tracking down his mate's scent and taste around their bedroom to be of any use in the guard.
So, mated couples and one Aro berserk! And I'm not talking about all the casual sex happening around here every time our dear Bella and Edward grow hungry of each other! Even my Jazz can't resist!
So, I'll stop right here and post this before Edward beheads me! See you, lovelies!
FashionPixie
From EdwardCullen, 3.32 am: I'm sorry I can't delete this rigmarole, dear vampires. FashionPixie did it well... Honestly, I should've ripped her fingers off to prevent this from happening.
From BlondeVenus1915, 3.33 am: Don't you dare, EdwardCullen! This is the best post there is on this much too serious blog! Now we're talking about the juicy stuff!
From AlaskanWildfire, 3.35 am: I agree wholeheartedly with BlondeVenus1915! So, Jane and Ian? Those Irish types... (huge sigh)
From IrishPride, 3.36 am: Well, we may be cold, but we Irish vampires hide fire underneath our skin and in our hair! ;)
From GrizzlyBear1915, 3.37 am: Well, well, well, IrishPride, is it the truth?
From IrishPride, 3.38 am: Absolutely, dear GrizzlyBear1915!
From RedCoatsHater, 3.40 am: We'll take your word for it, IrishPride! And SparkyMate and I have to agree with the girls, this topic is fun! So Alec ran away with his fiancé? Aro must be beside himself!
From EdwardsMate87, 3.41 am: You have no idea, RedCoatsHater! He's raving mad, and we just roll around laughing when Edward repeats his rants aloud. It's our daily entertainment, and it's much better than any soap opera.
From AlaskanWildfire, 3.42 am: Why can't I be there? Those sex orgies must be awesome, and I'd bet there are single, attractive vampires around you!
From ConfederatesNeverDie, 3.43 am: Indeed there are, AlaskanWildfire. But I can assure you that even you wouldn't want to be caught in Edward and Bella's lust frenzy. Last time it lasted five days nonstop. No resting, no feeding, nothing else than raw, wild sex or self-pleasuring. It sent all non-vegetarian vampires here in a thirst madness afterwards. The castle was left empty except for us, Marcus and a very sullen and frustrated Sulpicia.
From GrizzlyBear1915, 3.45 am: I do hope you made good of this situation!
From EdwardsMate87, 3.46 am: We did, GrizzlyBear1915. We put glue on the thrones – Caius was dumb enough to actually get stuck! We released a batch of mice in Athenodora's bedroom (she screamed like a banshee). We hid Sulpicia's jewelry on every hanging chandelier of the castle – never heard a female vampire screech so much! And we put glitters in every bed, making fifty very glittery and girlie vampires. We are officially hated around here!
From HappyMumofSix, 3.47 am: I'm so proud of you!
From EdwardsMate87, 3.48 am: Thanks, HappyMumofSix, but now it gets borderline creepy, you encouraging us to misbehave!
From HappyMumofSix, 3.49 am: Just do what you have to do to have them kick you out! And the more mated couples, the less guards left ;)
From ConfederatesNeverDie, 3.51 am: Wise of you, HappyMumofSix. We'll do our best! ;)