Cleaning Kurt

Chapter 2: Noah's Experience

That night, as Kurt and Noah were in bed, Kurt asks, "What really happened to you, Noah? I heard what happened from Dad, Quinn, and Santana. But I have yet to hear your version of the story."

Noah looks down and says, "My unit was ambushed and I was knocked out. When I woke up I was naked being fucked in the ass with a rope around my neck. If I tried to talk or make any sounds the rope was tightened around my neck. I was starved and raped for weeks. Only allowed to eat every three days if I didn't resist. I only told the others about the rapes and nothing else. Kurt, I was being whipped for days and drugged. Kurt, I told your dad and Quinn I was gay after I was released from the hospital, but to be honest. I didn't start looking at other guys until six months after that and the only guy that made my heart pound was you. Ha, I was watching a video you posted on Facebook that you made with Santana and Brittany. Ha, Tina and your dad told me it was a recreation of another video you made back in high school."

This made Kurt blush before he said, "I heard that you danced with a few guys at Scandals and Dave told me you showed up there in leather shorts showing off Puckzilla."

Noah sits up and says, "He dared me to the first time and Blaine's buddy Bas dared me to the other times! I didn't start getting into it until after I went there with Santana and Brittany! I was going to just wear a tight shirt and jeans! If I went out with you I might have worn a suit and tie or whatever you wanted me to."

Then Kurt kisses Noah and chuckles as he says, "Really, Noah? I still remember the day you came to school in a dress calling yourself Lola."

Noah just smirks and says, "God, I knew you wouldn't buy that. But Dave did dare me to do it the first time. I was trying to take guys from Bas the other times. Ha, I think I made Bas hard the first time and I was teasing him the rest of the time. Are you going to start calling me Tarzan now?"

Kurt busts out laughing and says, "Liza Marie calls you Papa Hulk. I'm not confusing her and we can talk about what I call you in the bed room later on."

Noah wraps his arms around Kurt and says, "Okay, Princess." Then he goes under the covers and pulls down Kurt's P.J. bottoms along with his boxers. Before he started sucking on his cock for the first time. At one point, they were sucking each other, and soon they came into each other's mouths. Before long, Noah was on his back and Kurt was riding Puckzilla as Noah jerks him off. When they switch positions, Noah kisses Kurt and says, "I know, I'm bigger than you babe, but I think I would like being the one on top. God, you feel so good inside me!"

Then they hear Liza Marie scream, "Two hours! Papa Nono, put a goddamn cork in it! I need to sleep! My iPod is dead and you are loud! Now I know why Mama Rachel has to take pills to sleep! You are worse than G' Pa Burt when he takes his Burtzilla pills!"

Soon they hear Quinn and Carole laughing before Burt texts Noah, "First off, I didn't know she heard me say that and second, I'm out of Viagra right now! Ha, I can't wait until she starts dating and we are the ones scaring off her boyfriends."

Before Quinn sent Noah a text saying, "I texted Rachel an audio clip of you and she thinks Liza Marie will be taking sleeping pills too. Ha, you were a quiet straight guy and now you are a loud gay guy. Ha, God, I'm glad you're with Kurt, Puck. Now, you get to be the Papa Blaine wasn't and the dad you couldn't be to Beth. Ha, I wonder if Kurt knows you were calling Liza Marie your Little Princess since she was a baby. Well, Goodnight, Papa Nono. "

The next morning, Noah woke up and felt Kurt's mouth on Puckzilla. He had to put a pillow over his face as he heard Quinn and Burt talking in the living room. But the pillow doesn't help keep Noah quiet, and they hear Burt say, "Really, Son? Can't you wait until we leave to do that?!"

Then Liza Marie says, "If they don't let me sleep tonight, I'm moving in with Queenie! There is no way I am going to last in this house with those two keeping me up at night! I can't listen to my iPod all the time and Queenie is the only one that lives alone!"

Quinn laughs before saying, "You are so much like Mama Rachel, Liza Marie and I'm dating your Uncle Cooper. Ha, Poopy Bland knows and I'm going to go see him tomorrow."

Soon they hear a door slam and the Baby Shark song playing on repeat. Before Noah says, "Now, I really can't wait to see what she'll be like in ten years and I really don't want to make her mad. I might be Papa Hulk, but she is a Little She-Hulk right now."

When Noah and Kurt are dressed, Noah picks up Kurt and asks Burt. "Mr. H, did you know I have Elizabeth's diary and I wonder if Mrs. H knows that I wasn't the only one that had a Mohawk as a teenager. Ha, Elizabeth also called you a Neanderthal and I can tell by the look on Kurt's face he didn't realize that until now. Ha and Quinn I heard what you said to Kurt yesterday. Do you think Mr. H would allow me to live if I was Kurt's boyfriend back then?"

Burt answers saying, "Ha, Finn would have killed you or Kurt and you know it, Puck! Do you not remember his reaction to finding out about Quinn cheating on him with you?! By the way, I wasn't the only guy Elizabeth was dating and lets just say your dad did the same thing Quinn did."

Soon they heard a car honk as he puts Kurt down before getting two rifles and handing one to Burt. The moment they are outside, Noah aims his gun at Blaine's head, and says, "Blaine, you have ten seconds to get the hell off my property or I will blow your head off!"

Burt and Noah cocked their guns before Noah started counting down from ten. As Burt says, "Son, Kurt and Liza Marie are not yours anymore. Can't you see that? You don't own them and Kurt is with Puck now. Do you really think Puck is going to let you take them back? He has a gun aimed at your head and could kill you! You are not going to win this and I doubt you want Liza Marie to watch Puck kill you!"

Blaine's face goes white as Quinn comes out with a third rifle and says, "Yeah, I'm still here and if you don't leave now. I'll put a bullet in your precious car this time." But before she can, Noah starts shooting at Blaine's feet. Almost hitting him in the leg as he gets back in his car and drives off.

Chapter 3 will be up soon