I don't own The Loud House.

Alrighty guys, the next chapter is finally done. Like I said before, I had to rewrite this because I didn't like how I originally wrote it. It felt kind of stale and overdone. But this time I'm happy with the results as I was able to add a bit of comedy into the mix. At least, I hope so. I'm not as good at comedy as Siege is. I highly recommend that you guys check out his stuff, he's an amazing writer.

There's one more chapter in this story and then I'll be posting the sequel. I already have a working title and I can't wait to show it to you guys. Although, I do think I have a problem because lately all of my stories are turning into harem fics. I need to try and work on that, I think. Let me know in the reviews if you think I should take a break from the harem fics or if I should continue. Haha.

Also, I'm working on another Loud House story that I've been toying with for some time. I don't want to spoil anything yet but I think it will surprise you. It will also be a harem fic haha.

Anyways, please enjoy and don't forget to review. I really appreciate each and everyone.

Terms of A Dress

Chapter 9

Nikki's eye twitched. She was currently being restrained by Leni, who was holding her in a full nelson. Her legs were being held in place by Lola and Lana. Across from her was Sam, who was being pinned to the wall by Luna and Lynn.

"You want to say that again, Sharp?" Nikki asked, daring the blonde to repeat what she had just said.

"Dude, don't." Luna warned her.

"But Luna! She started it!" Sam shot back, matching Nikki's glare. "I can't let her one up me! What would my future husband think?"

"That's it! It's go time!" Nikki shouted as she struggled to break free of Leni's hold.

"Sam, shut up!" Lola shouted as she and her twin struggled to hold Nikki back. "You're going to make her ruin her hair and it took me forever to get it ready!"

"Shit! Lori! Come in here!" Luna shouted. At this, everyone stopped moving and Nikki became confused as to why. They all heard a door slam open and the sound of loud stomps made their way to Lincoln's room. The door was yanked open and Lori stood in the entrance, looking furious.

"What the hell is going on? What's with all the noise? Can't you see that I was on the phone?" Lori demanded. And in her hand they could see Lori was in the middle of video chatting with Bobby.

"It's Sam, bruh, she said 'you know what' to Nikki." Luna told her.

Lori sighed before she raised her phone so that she could talk to Bobby. "I gotta go, Booboo bear, sister drama."

"Oh okay, babe. I'll talk to you later then." Bobby said before Lori hung up on him.

Lori then stepped inside and closed the door behind her. She could see that almost every sister was in the room except for Lucy, Luan, Lisa, and Lily. "Okay, someone tell me what's going on from the beginning."

They all shared a look but Nikki was the one who answered first. "Look Lori, I don't like to front but if Sharp doesn't back off, I'm gonna throw hands at her."

Lori turned to face Sam. "Care to explain yourself?" She asked though she already had a good idea what Sam had said.
"Okay, so I was minding my own business-" Sam began but she was cut off by Nikki.

"That's bullshit and you know it!" Nikki shouted.

"But I was! All I said was that I was gonna ride Ace like a log at the water park!" Sam said quickly so that Nikki couldn't cut her off again.

"She also said that she was gonna suck his soul out of his dick." Lana added, recalling that Sam had said more than just that.

"And that she was going to get him to, and I quote, 'dick her so good that she'd turn straight'." Lynn added, which earned a 'hey' from Luna.

"And that she hoped her first baby with him would have white hair like him." Leni added helpfully.

Lori just nodded. "Okay, I've heard all of this before. What part made her angry?"

"I'm getting to that." Lola said. "Nikki is upset because apparently Sam tried to put the moves on Lincoln last night." This made Lori raise an eyebrow. "She told Lincy that she wanted to have a threesome with him and that she wouldn't mind adding Luna to the mix."

Everyone turned to look at Luna, who hadn't heard that part, and they watched as her face lit up. "What the hell, bruh?" She asked her girlfriend, her cheeks crimson.

"Like you don't wanna." Sam scoffed.

"Get to the part where Nikki got upset." Lori said, choosing to ignore Sam for now.

"Sharp said that she wanted to kiss Silvervale last night and she had the balls to ask me to my face if I would be alright with that!" Nikki said, finally reaching the part that had upset her. "Dude, I haven't even fucked him yet and you already want a turn?! The fuck man!?"

Lori pinched the bride of her nose as Sam responded.

"All I asked was for a quick peck on the lips, Nik." Sam protested.

"And to suck his dick!" Nikki tossed back.

"And to suck his dick." Sam nodded.

"And to fuck him!" Nikki reminded her.

"And to fuck him." Sam nodded again.

"Enough!" Lori shouted, silencing both of them. "You two are literally giving me a migraine right now." Lori turned to face Nikki. "So let me get this straight. You're upset with Sam because she wants to have a turn with Lincoln...and you're okay with it so long as it's after your turn is completely done?" Lori asked for clarification.

"Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of dumb." Nikki said, having enough self awareness to admit when she was in the wrong. "But, but, I still want to have my turn first! I'm his girlfriend damn it!"

This was news to them. Leni actually released her from her full nelson and gave her a bone crushing hug. "Oh congrats, Nikki! You two make a totes adorbs couple!"

"Can't...breathe..." Nikki gasped as she felt her lungs get flattened into pancakes. How the hell was Leni that strong!?

"Oops, sorry." Leni apologized as she released the poor girl.

Lori sighed once more as she pinched the bridge of her nose again. "I swear to god, Linc, I'm going to cut your dick off." Lori muttered darkly to herself. She took several calming breaths before she turned to address Nikki once more. "So, just to be clear, you don't have any problem sharing Lincoln? My brother and your boyfriend?"

"Nope." Nikki shook her head.

Lori then turned to look at Sam, who was still pinned to the wall by Luna and Lynn. "And you also don't mind sharing him despite both of you already being in a relationship with different people, one of which is related to him I might add."

"Luna already gave me her permission to sleep with him." Sam told her.

"The fuck did I say that?" Luna interrupted but Sam continued on.

"And Ace pinky promised me that he would give me 12 babies in the future!" Sam said over Luna's protest. She raised her right pinky up in the air and waved it. "Pinky Promised! That's a sacred vow that cannot be ignored or broken. His dick will enter my vagina and I will get those babies."

Luna sighed. "Sam...just...just shut up please. You're making me regret that I'm bi."

But Sam wasn't deterred. "Don't look at me like that! Lola already told me that all of you want his dick too!"

As a group, they all turned to glare at the pageant princess who didn't look the least bit bothered. "What? Next time don't leave personal information in your diaries." Lola said as she crossed her arms.

Seeing as how they all looked uncomfortable, Nikki decided to speak. "Look, girls, I already know that you guys want to fuck Silver. I mean, it's kind of fucking obvious."

"But aren't you...you know, disgusted that we're his sisters?" Lynn asked.

Nikki just shook her head. "Not really. Lisa tells me that he's got some super sperm or something and that that's making all of the girls around him want to fuck him. She says that she's been suppressing that part of him for you guys so if you want to fuck him still that means that you genuinely fell in love with him. I can't fault you for doing the exact same thing that I did. Hell, I knew I liked him from the first time I saw him."

"He is charming..." Lori admitted before coughing into her closed fist. "Ahem. S-So, what's the problem then?"

"The problem is that Sharp is trying to cut in front of me." Nikki said as she pointed at the blonde. "Bitch, wait your damn turn or I'm gonna tell Frosty not to fuck you!"

Sam gasped. "You wouldn't dare!"

"Trust me, girl, I will throw hands with each and everyone of you if you try to get in between me and that boy's dick." Nikki promised the girls in the room. "Have you seen it? That dude's huge! I would know, I sucked him off, remember?"

Lynn nodded appreciatively, her cheeks sporting a rosy blush. "I hear ya, I've felt it through our clothes when we wrestle in the garage. He thinks I don't notice but damn, if I don't shudder each time I feel it poking my back or stomach. Sometimes I let him pin me just to feel him press it up against me."

"Whoa, for reals?" Lana asked, looking up at her big sister with stars in her eyes. "What's it feel like?"

But Lori decided to quickly interject. "Wait a moment, wait a moment! Right now is not the time to be discussing this!" She pointed up at the clock which was nearing 11am. "Nikki, don't you have to meet Lincoln soon because of your date?"

"Oh yea, huh. I forgot all about it cause Sharp here can't control her lady boner." Nikki said.

"Hey, leave my raging lady wood out of this." Sam protested. "It's not responsible for your anger issues."

"Love, I'm gonna pretend that you've gone momentarily insane and pretend that this whole thing never happened." Luna said as she slumped her shoulders. "But I swear, if you put the moves on Linc then Nikki won't be the only one to put hands on you."

But Sam just smiled as she wrapped an arm around Luna's shoulders. "Don't worry, Luns, I won't make a move without you. After all, I've been dreaming of watching Lincoln pop your cherry while I watch."

Luna choked and sputtered as she listened to her girlfriend's proclamation. "W-What, bruh!?"

"Yea, remember? You promised that you'd do it for my 16th birthday." Sam reminded her.

"You're still 15!" Luna nearly shouted as she pointed out Sam's age.

"Semantics." Sam waved her off. "Look, we can keep going back and forth but I already told you. Ace is going to dick me with or without you. And I would love it if you came with me."

"HA!" Luan popped her head in for a moment to laugh at Sam's word play before she popped back out.

Everyone stared at the door for a moment before Lola decided to break the silence.

"So does this mean that I can fuck Lincy now too?"

Nikki ran out of there before Lori could kill her for planting the idea into the pageant princess's head.

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Lincoln had just finished getting ready for his first date with Nikki. Lucy had dropped off his nice clothes and his hair gel from his room. And she wanted to stay to help him change but he politely yet firmly told her that he had it covered. The smile that she gave him as she left sent a shiver down his spine. It was like a wolf stalking his prey. He would have to remember to talk to Lori about that and see if she had noticed anything weird lately.

He was currently dressed in his beige khakis with his orange dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He had brushed his hair back and even pulled out a single rose from Lisa's secret bunker garden that she thought no one knew about. And as it neared 11am, Lincoln was eager to go meet Nikki in the living room.

As he entered the living room, his happy demeanor quickly vanished when he noticed that his mother was standing in the kitchen entrance with Lily in her arms. She spotted him and tried to smile at him but it didn't quite reach her eyes.

"Hi dear...a-are you almost ready for your date?" Rita asked him.

Lincoln nodded. "I am, mother. Nikki and I will be going to Gus's games and grub and Lori is going to drop us off. That is, if it's okay with you, mother?"

The way he said the last part made the air get caught in her chest. She couldn't speak much less make a sound as she felt her failures as a mother compound with that single question. With a shaky nod, Rita gave her son one last teary smile before she rushed towards her room, forgetting that she was about to feed Lily.

Lincoln watched her go but he couldn't bring himself to feel sorry for her. She deserved what she got for now until such a time that he felt she no longer deserved to be punished. What she had done to Stella had been unforgivable, more so for her because she was a grown adult. She should have known better because she was his mother, if nothing else.

But before he could give his mother any more thought, he heard footsteps rushing down the stairs and he turned to see who it was and his breathing stopped. Nikki looked absolutely gorgeous. She was wearing another white sundress that had a blue floral pattern and was fitted for her. The hem of the dress went down to her mid calf and it left her shoulders bare, covering up her chest all the way up to her shoulders where spaghetti straps held it together. Nikki also wore a pair of white sandals that had a blue flower on them similar to the yellow ones she wore before. Her hair was done in the same way as it had been the first time that she had arrived at the train station. A light blue hair band kept part of it out of her face, though Lincoln could only see one eye at any given time. She also had on light makeup, just enough that he noticed that she had some on but not enough for it to be distracting. He had to admit, Lola sure knew her stuff.

All in all, Lincoln could hardly believe that Nikki didn't normally wear dresses when she wore them so well and he told her as much.

Nikki snorted. "You only like them so much because this dress hugs my tits so well." She pointed out, though she did blush from his compliment.

"Can you blame me then? You're beautiful no matter what you wear." Lincoln said.

"Well you better take a good long look because once I go back home, you're never gonna see me in a dress again!" Nikki declared. Though mentally she added. 'At least not unless it's a wedding dress.'

Chuckling, Lincoln led her outside while they waited for Lori to come down so that she could drive them. While they waited, Lincoln asked Nikki what else she wanted to do after they had their fill of Gus's.

"I have an idea or two in mind." Nikki said playfully, pitching his cheek as she did. "Just make sure that you have room to eat dessert afterwards."

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Lincoln and Nikki had spent more of the day at Gus's Games and Grub, eating pizza and blowing space aliens up. They competed in several games, one of which included DDR. And during that time, Nikki also got to meet one of Lincoln's friends though it wasn't exactly how she expected it.

Nikki was about to exit the bathroom when the door suddenly burst open and a girl with light brown hair entered as if she were running from something. And as she did, Nikki heard a voice that belonged to what she guessed the girl was running from.

"You don't have to be a bitch about it, Girl Jordan! I just wanted one date!" The voice called out from the other side.

Nikki frowned, she did not like his tone of voice and judging from the look on the distraught girl's face, she didn't either. Nikki was about to go out there and bash the guy's teeth in when another voice addressed him. A familiar voice.

"Chandler, what do you think you're doing talking to Girl Jordan like that?" Lincoln's voice came from the other side of the door. Nikki noticed that the girl, Girls Jordan as she was apparently called, recognized Lincoln's voice.

Nikki could hear the sneer in the boy's, Chandler's, voice. "What's it to ya, Larry? Girl Jordan and I are on a date." They then heard the boy take a couple of steps towards Lincoln. "I suggest you mind your own business."

"And if I don't?" They heard Lincoln challenge.

"I'll make ya, Larry." Chandler said.

Girl Jordan must've sensed danger because she was about to charge out there and stop them when Nikki's hand shot out and stopped her. She raised her finger up to her lips and motioned for her to be quiet.

"You know...I'm really sick and tired of you calling me Larry." Lincoln said.

Things were quiet for several moments before they heard a quick scuffle and a solid hit to someone's face. The next moment, the door burst open and slumped on the floor was a short redheaded kid that looked like his lights were knocked out. Nikki felt a sudden thrill rush through her body as she watched Lincoln standing a couple of feet away with his first still raised.

"Oh my god, Lincoln! Are you okay?" Girl Jordan asked, breaking free from Nikki's hold. She rushed over the white haired boy and once she saw him nod, she threw her arms around him. Her body began to tremble and she buried her face in his shoulder. "Thank goodness you were here. He wouldn't leave me alone!"

"Glad I could help, Girl Jordan." Lincoln said as he hugged the poor girl back. He looked over at Nikki and he saw that his girlfriend was currently dragging the boy inside of the bathroom. "Nikki, what are you doing?"

"I'm taking out the trash, cotton top." Nikki said as she dragged Chandler by the ankle.

"W-What?" Girl Jordan pulled away from Lincoln and she watched just as Chandler disappeared on the other side of the door as it closed. Curious, she went back inside with Lincoln a step behind her and she watched as the blonde girl wearing a dress picked Chandler up and shoved him inside of the trash can that the paper towels went in.

Lincoln just sighed as he shook his head. "At least you didn't hurt him."

"Oh, thanks for reminding me." Nikki said before pulling his legs apart and punching him hard in the balls. When Lincoln gave her a questioning look, she shrugged. "Asshole had it coming."

And as Nikki made her way over to the sink to wash her hands, Girl Jordan turned towards her friend. "Um, Lincoln? Who is she?"

"Oh, well, this is Nikki. She's my...um..." Lincoln began but stopped when he realized that he hadn't asked her to be his girlfriend yet.

"I'm his girlfriend." Nikki said for him, making her way over to the paper towels. She pulled out a bunch to dry her hands and then she tossed him in the trash on top of Chandler but not before spitting a loogie on his face. She then turned towards Girl Jordan and smiled. "The name's Nikki and I'm from the city where Santiago moved to."

"Ronnie Anne?" Girl Jordan questioned.

"Yup yup." Nikki nodded.

"And you're dating Lincoln?" Girl Jordan asked, looking over at the white haired boy.

Lincoln nodded. "Yea, this is our first date." He said as he scratched the back of his head.

Girl Jordan seemed disheartened from the news but she quickly hid it behind a smile. "Congratulations, Lincoln. I knew that some lucky girl would snatch you up quickly." She leaned over and hugged her friend, holding on tightly as if it were her last. Something that didn't go unnoticed by Nikki.

"Thanks, Girl Jordan. But I'm the lucky one, Nikki is amazing." Lincoln said, returning the hug. He looked over at Nikki and saw that she was smirking at him. "Um, is everything okay?"

"Yea, Silvervale, everything is fine." Nikki then pointed at the trash can. "As much as I would like to just leave him there, you might want to go let the manager know that a boy slipped in the girl's bathroom." Nikki then placed a hand on Girl Jordan's shoulders. "Daisy and I will go back to our table and wait for you."

"Are you sure?" Lincoln asked. Once Nikki nodded, he made his way out of the bathroom.

Girl Jordan turned to look at Nikki and noticed the hard stare that she was giving her. "Um..."

"Save it, Daisy. Let's go back to our table, we clearly need to talk real quick." Nikki said. And as they made their way out, Nikki couldn't help but grin inwardly. She wasn't really mad at the poor girl, especially not after having to deal with that asshole. But a part of her found it funny to make people sweat. Hey, her height might as well be good for something.

They sat on opposite sides of the round table and Nikki almost laughed at how nervous Girl Jordan looked. Deciding to give the poor girl a break, Nikki chose to break the ice. "So...you got a thing for him, right?"

Immediately her hands came up in order to wave away her denial. "W-What!? No way! I don't like Lincoln like that!"

But Nikki just grinned. She leaned forward on the table. "I never said his name, Daisy..."

Girl Jordan blushed but she wasn't going to admit defeat so easily. "I-I assumed you meant Lincoln since he was in the bathroom with us. And obviously I don't 'got a thing' for Chandler."

But Nikki wasn't fooled. "Girl, if you have a thing for Silver, it's okay. I'm not mad." She said, trying to put the brunette at ease. "Fuck, you sure as hell ain't the only one."

Girl Jordan was taken aback by the girl's cursing but she felt compelled to ask. "W-What do you mean?"

Nikki leaned in closer and motioned for her to do the same. "You know Stella, right?" When Girl Jordan nodded, she continued. "Well, Daisy, Beanstalk and I have an arrangement...one that's mutually beneficial to those who got a thing for Frosty."

Girl Jordan frowned. "Daisy? Beanstalk? Frosty? Why are you using nicknames to refer to us?"

"It's just my thing." Nikki shrugged. "Are you interested or not?"

Nikki watched as Girl Jordan quickly looked over her shoulder to see if anyone was listening. "I'm not saying that I am...but...if I did...what would this arrangement be?"

"Let me ask you this, Daisy, how do you feel about fucking Silver's brains out? Or rather, having him fuck yours out?" Nikki asked her.

For a moment, Girl Jordan didn't seem to understand what Nikki was referring to. And then she saw as the words registered within the brunette's mind and her eyes widened. Her face lit up like a christmas tree and steam seemed to pour out of her ears but not really. The poor girl seemed to be at a loss of words but it was clear to Nikki that Girl Jordan was definitely interested.

"Look, you don't have to say anything right now. But if you do want a piece of Silver's dick, then text Stella before 7pm. She will give you an address to go to where it's gonna go down tonight." Nikki explained. She then reached into her purse and pulled out the bottle that Lisa had given to her. She pulled a single pill and handed it over to the girl. "Also make sure that you take this before you meet up with Stella. You're gonna need it."

Girl Jordan's mind was racing as she stared at the girl in front of her. She couldn't believe what she was hearing! Not only was Lincoln dating her but she was okay with sharing him!? And with Stella of all people!? What the hell was going on?

But before she could question the blonde girl further, Lincoln sat down beside them and turned towards her. Luckily, she had the presence of mind to hide the pill that Nikki had given her.

"Girl Jordan, how are you doing?" Lincoln asked as he sat down.

He looked concerned for her wellbeing and Girl Jordan felt touched. She had always known that Lincoln was a great guy but she had never been able to make a move on him because someone had always beaten her to it. Ronnie Anne, the four girls that he went to the dance with (Which honestly impressed her), Stella, and now Nikki. Jordan had thought that she would never get a chance to act on her crush and now she was given the chance and she didn't know what to do.

"I-I'm fine, Lincoln. Just a little upset is all." She told him.

"I bet." Lincoln nodded. "I told Gus what happened and he promised that Chandler would be banned from ever coming back. He's also called the police so that they can take him back to his parents."

"Do you think that his parents will give him an ass beating?" Nikki asked, grinning at her boyfriend. "I'd pay money to see that."

"No, I don't think so." Lincoln said, shaking his head. "Chandler's always been like that. I don't know if you heard but he calls me Larry in order to make fun of me."

"I heard. That's why I tossed him in the trash." Nikki said, reaching out and grabbing a hold of his hand. "No one calls you different names but me."

Lincoln smiled. "I guess you better tell Ronnie Anne not to call me Lame-o anymore."

"I will." Nikki grinned.

"Um...Lincoln?" Girl Jordan began. When he turned his attention to her, she couldn't help but blush. His gaze was so attentive, she couldn't help but feel like she was the only girl in the world at the moment. "Um...thanks...for helping me..."

His smile only served to melt her heart. "No problem, Girl Jordan. You know that you can always count on me."

Blushing even more, she returned the smile. "I know..."

Nikki caught Girl Jordan's eye and she grinned when the brunette nodded. "See? This is why I say that you're too good to be true, Snow White, because you go around saving girls in trouble and making them fall in love with you."

Nikki said it like a joke but it still had its desired effect as Girl Jordan began to turn crimson as she tried to deny her crush on the white haired Loud. Luckily for her, Lincoln was already used to Nikki's teasing and just laughed it off.

"If that's true then what did I do to make you fall in love with me?" Lincoln asked, grinning at his girlfriend.

Not missing a beat, Nikki gave him a foxy grin. "You showed me that Log between your legs, Dwayne the Cock Johnson." Girl Jordan, who had tried taking a sip of soda to calm down, choked and ended up spitting her soda all over Lincoln. "See? The same thing happened to me the other night when I tried to suck his dick."

Lincoln sighed as he thumped Girl Jordan on the back, helping the poor girl out since it was clear that she hadn't dealt with someone like Nikki before. "Nikki, can you please not talk about that while we're out in public? I don't want my friends to get the wrong idea of me."

But Nikki just chuckled. "Snow top, after that video you showed me, them thinking that you're packing would be an improvement!"

Girl Jordan was inclined to agree. Her face felt like it was burning as she tried desperately not to glance down at his pants. If what Nikki was saying was true then Lincoln was huge! She felt her eyes being drawn in towards his crotch but thankfully, Lincoln said something that distracted her.

"Nikki, please stop. You're gonna give Girl Jordan here the impression that we want her for a threesome." Lincoln joked, hoping to make things less awkward.

What he didn't expect was Nikki to glance towards Girl Jordan, cock an eyebrow, and silently ask her a question. Girl Jordan gulped but she wasn't able to stop herself from looking excited as she turned to face him.

Poor Lincoln just stared back at her, dumbfounded at what had happened. "W-What?"

End of chapter.