~Warriors Highschool~
(Hello, it is meh, youre clanleadernekocat2006 UWU. I am here to blesz u all with another epic fanfic from Starclan w. All these characters are MINE! If u stealz one u will be subjected to my galactic neko torment NYAN! So u al have been warned, that means u xXXdemonedgeboy6XXx, my fanz and I will smite u haterz òwó! Btw, Yaoi rulz~ Hehe kawaii uwu.
Here is my story.)
13+ onwyyyy! w No nubz allowd
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ :*Clans*: ･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
~Animuu Clan~
Leader: Swumpstar, greenish grey tom who always has swamp ass.
Deputy: Desmondheart, big black cat with orang demon eyes and demon fur and demon tal and is secretly a desmond and loves Angelheart (Dis is you xXXdemonedgeboy6XXx U asked for this òwó)
Queens:
GalacticNeko, A pretty, beautiful, perfect cat. She has all the babbus and no one hatez her becuuse she nevahr makes mistakes ever! (Just like me irl! UWU)
Angelfur, Milf mumcat with big kitty t*tties (Plz fanart needed, make sexy plz)
Warriors:
SpinFall, 18 moons and is ready to bang
Angelheart, has wings and is half dragon and has rainbow emo hair and is the secret daughter between Firestar and Scourge.
Scarpath, black fur red eyes and red scar, red everywhere becuuse he is the chosen cunt.
Jock Asshole, Jock asshole, wants to fak all the queen cats becuuse he is buff an shitty, he plays sports and always cries aboot his dad and smoakes his juul
Apprentices:
Frostpaw, Cute, playful and energetic male kitten with white paws and grey fur. Brown eyes.
Elders:
Garfield, Garfield.
My Grandma's Cat (I mish you mimsy :,,,,( ), Always calling people gey and is nevahr happy, all of her legs are brokn becuuse she is so old.
The story starts in the deep dark scary foresht with dark trees and dark skies cause it was night and darkness has fallen because the sun is slep. There is a secret japanese school for cats deep in this night woods and it is now full of cats because some of the cats are werecats which is why the school is a night school.
Spinfall is a cat. He just became 18 moons and entered the school with Undertale determination (See? I is a gamerz gurl too~ Add me on Twitch and Stem and Nintedu #gotcha gam pokeman).
"This year…." Spinfall uttered under his breath, his heart going doki doki all over his chest. He purred in bliss as he walked through the gates to the schoolyard, until his path was blocked by a colourful bright wall of gorgeous. SHE was there. Her fur was soft and supple and her curves grabbed his sight and stuck it to her, he could not look away for she was the light in his kokoro. She was like an angle. She is, Angelheart.
Angelheart is a cat. She is shy and pretty (But not as pretteh as GalaxyNeko LMFAO NYAN~) and has a voice like the fluttershy pony, taylor swift and katy perry mixed together. She is standing in the schoolyard like a statue waiting to get pooped on by a pigeon who was late to work so he forgot to poop before he left.
Angleheart is waiting for her precious sempy, the one who will sweeeep her off her paws and into her waifu wonderland. But he has not come yet, this makes Angel depress.
Spinfall sees the girlcat and his kokoro gets faster with the doki dkoi's and beats like a gorilla drumming his chest. He feels feelings so he says to himself.
"I am ready to bang"
Angel hears this other cat speak and flips around quickly to see Spinfall staring at her, she speaks at him with a kawaii anime gasp.
"Aaah, dont stare! You hentai! Ecchi perv! You are not my sempai! Nyaaan!"
Spinfall meows back "Oi, I could be one day if you let me try, I can make you happeh." He said, moving fest because other cat bois are sure to confess their feelings to her as well. He knows he cannot lose this chance.
"Nuuuu you r not Yaoi enough for me…...and besides…...Im not good enough anyways….." Angel looks sad and walks away because she hates herself but doesn't show it.
Spinfall follows her like a young boy freshman stalker but pulls away from his derises "I cannot let that succubus take away my brian for learning!"
Spinfall goes to his first class which is taught by Miss Chalktalk, the talkiest chalkist cat teacher who is a cat, everyone is a cat. Spinfall sits down at a table next to a cat who is named Jock Asshole but spinfall doesnt know that because he has not produced his smexy self. "Konichiwa potential friendo, my name is spinfall and I am here to learn, what are you here for meow?"
Jock asshole is a cat, he responds angrily as he inhales his juul "I am here becuuse my dad says i am too buff to live at home so he sent me here to become smart buff and bang all the kitty twats. And the feline thots."
Spinfall nods in agreement, then he listens to the teacher who is made of chalk and is a cat.
"Class, we will now learn about words and crap, because all ya'll kids need words and crap. so, we say words and words can hurt like bad. do not use youre words to hurt or you will be expelled for abuse and bad sentence advertizing."
Spinfall writes in his notes with words about words but is looking at Angle sometimes in rejected sadness then feels something hit his head and looks down to find a crumpled paper at his paws. He picks it up and unwraps it to read the note. Which is written in red ink and smells like gunpowder and shattered dreams, Spinfalls muzzle wrinkled at the emo scent.
This is what it spelled…
"You are new to this school but I am not. I will help you learn the ropes if you will let me."
Spinfall turns to look at who threw the paper and sees a boycat, a black and red boycat with red eyes and a red scar sitting at the back of the class like an edgy hedgehog we all know and love. (That's right, Cinos. It's Wodahs.) The black and red cat is a cat and is gazing out the window with edgy intent, who knows what deep dark secrets are hidden within his bloody red black hole soul. If he crossed Spinfall's path he would surely catch bad luck and maybe some emo and dark gothness. Spinfall feels the dark incense coming from this boycat as if he had an enemy stand and wasn't hiding it good. IF ONLY HE KNEW :3.
After the boring class about words they went to lunch to eat because that is what lunch time is for, Spinfall wanted to sit next to Angelheart but she was sitting next to Desmondheart who he has not met, but he is a cat, Spinfall didint know that yet though. He then sits down next to an orange tabby cat the size of a hooman bed because of his dam fat.
"Good lasagna today eh?" says the orange cat
"Yes, but there was only lasagna" mewls Spinfall ungratefully "and I am allergic" he says while staring at the food.
The cat shakes his head and kindly presents the food to Spinfall like a fatherly figure who hasn't been there for his son until now because he went to the 711 to get milk and didint come back until Christmas. His cartoony colorless eyes shimmer all sugoi like. "Oh no, that will not do, no one is allergic to lasagna, you just have to think happy thoughts while you eat it"
Empowered by the wise advice from this dam fat cat, Spinfall takes a bite from his meal and feels power welling up in his jimmies. "I AM READY TO BANG yea" Spinfall states in pure happiness as his body is embraced by the pasta of the gods. He then gazes up at the tabby fat cat and gapes.
"Wait a minuuute….who aaaaaare yooou….?"
The tabby cat introduces himself "I am Garfield the cat, the fattest cat in the world. Now you are cured of your pasta ailments, indulge in the gluttonous sauciness of our Starclan blessings." Garfield the cat says while feeding the slimy italian food to the other cat, lovely pink bubbles and yellow animuu stars appear around th em. Spinfall smacks his lips, feeling the sauce dribble onto his chest floof and his scarf he got from his momma long ago. A precious artifact. Garfield smiles softly and wipes a bit of gooey cheese from the smaller boycats chin all yaoi-like and such; Spinfall coos in appreciation for the grooming, his ear tips blushing deeply, as all cats groom each other as a social way to get to know each other. (I use semicolons because I'm smert :))
Spinfall eats and shares the moment with Garfeidl the cat, but sees Angleheart looking at him, then he sees her stand up and go over to him. Angleheart then speaks in a shy voice to Spinfall. "Uwu"
"Wat is it?" says Spinny (Cuute nickname lol)
Angle replise "I saw Garfeilf feed you fud, it was kawaii uwu. Your more yaoi than i expected~ keep that up and i might date you."
Spinfalls heart exploded like a volcano that's been filled with diet coke and dog sized mentos and his face started to blush like rose.
"R-really?..." He stuttered. "Yea" Angle replied.
But before they could continue Boomer Cat barged in on her broken legs and yelled like a bird that hit one of those BUG ZAPPER things that I forgot the name of.
"Ok you gey freaks, time fer gym class! Hyuck."
Spinfall was excited because he could see a vision of his crush in a cute animu gym clothes, he wanted to see her tail poking out of the tight shorts. He already had a stiffy from seeing her in her uniform with her furry legs and face. But he cannot wait to see her kitty titties go boingy boingy like his favorite anime Oppai MyuuMyuu.
Spinny was stopped by the black and red cat when they went outside, the shadows encased them as their eyes met, green vs roho, tensions rose like a thermometer thats up a sick dudes butt on a summers day. The back and red scarred cat swishes his tail in anger, but was it truly anger? Or just hormones?
Nah. Spinfall knew the expression on the dark boycats face. He had...the emo.
"...remember the note…?" The black and red cat groaled darkly like a shadow in a closet on the dark side of the blood moon.
"Nu" Said Spinny, his head was full of dancing kitty titties.
"...you are a fool….." hissed the painfully emo boycat, he then began to cri big anime tears like in Vampire Knight when the main girl cryed.
It is the criing that stops the dancing titties "Why are you do cri…?"
Red scar cat does not respond until he channels the deep dark in his soul.
"...no 1 members meh or my notes because i am depressinend and i write in red which scares them away all the time….i am sad because I have the emo and cannot make frens….."
"Oh no" murred Spinny, he felt bad for the blackredcat but also did not care because he loved Angel more. He at least wanted to know the boycats name.
"Give name plz"
"...I….." hushed the black red cat
"..."
"...i am scarpath….."
Spinny gasped, the name was sho shpooky and edgy.
Scarpath is a cat. A soft breeze blows his whispy black hair tuft on his head as he begins to tell Spinfall his deep backstory which fills him with gothic woe. Black lightning strikes in the emo cats eyes which are as red as blood as he speaks, making Spinfall feel as if he stepped into a Hot Topic the size of a Costco.
"...my dead father was murderd by cars and my mom was the shadowclan leader and got drowned by oil spills. That is why my fur is red and my soul is black hole ad i got these scars by escaping super prison and i was there because i did really bad things like murder kitties and steal things and have a bad stupid dumb opinion on the internet (U hear dat xXXdemonedgeboy6XXx u turd burgeler)and i was shot and killed but revived by the evil car by getting jumper cables on my nippls an nobody understands me :,( and now i go to high scool becaus i forgot everyting because i got shot and i got jumper cable revived by evil car that also killed my dad and it gave me super cool hover shoes ./like shadow the hedgehig."
"Wowie" meowed Spinny
"You remind me off my old uncle father brother dad who was the leader of starclan until he got exiled into literally hell.
lets be frens ;3"
"...nu…..because you forget me you have no chunce I was going to halp you but you desrespacc me!11!we are enemies forevar….
…...mark my meow…."
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ :*Authorz Notez!~*: ･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧òwó
Thanx for readin' my storeh first chapter!1 w It is good, nu? Please revew and send in OC ideas for other clans and kittys nyan~ Plz no flams or you'll be exiled from the .com
Spinny; *runs in and waves after cool backflip trick* Gudbye fans!
Angleheart: *blushes and giggles* plz write more stuffs Galaxy~ U da besht uwu.
Me: I will gurl as the best warrior fanfic creature evar! *Hugs all my kittes*
Jock Asshole: WHY WAS I ONLY IN THERE FOR 2 SECONDS?!
Me: *Anime anger mark* Because you get important later, also you're an asshole.
Jock Asshole: *nods like a shizzhead* That's legit.
Scarpath: hmph…..huh….ugh…..agh…...do not touch meh or u will diey 8scarey cat sounds*
Me: shaddup and take my love! *sparkles like sun* buh bye for meow~!
END of CATPURR 1 òwó uwu w