Summary: A idea, I had months ago and decided to post.
I do not own The Loud House.
Enjoy!
"Ready, Lincoln?" Said Lisa Loud.
Lincoln Loud sighed, he did promise to help her out today.
But to think they were doing this Parallel world jump for real, this time.
His mind still cringed when he recalled the dream where he had 10 mean brothers instead and ended up waking up as a girl.
But unlike his dream where he had to get back within a certain time frame, Lisa had promised to just pull him out this time.
Here's hoping that he doesn't end up dead somewhere or it wasn't 10 brothers 2.0.
So, strapped in a silver suit that Lisa had made, he gave his 5-year-old sister the thumbs up, while his heart thumped in his ears.
Then Lisa turned on the machine and out opened a portal.
It looked scary.
But he took a breather and foolishly ran to it.
The things he does for his sisters.
And then he was consumed by light and know no more.
And then he heard Ace Savvy voice telling him to wake up.
He opened his eyes and discovered that he was in his room again.
But better.
He woahed as he saw that his room was no longer closet size but the size of Clyde room, the room was filled with a lot more stuff as it had more room to breathe.
And then he noticed it.
There was two doors instead of one.
He curiously got out of the medium-sized bed and walked over to one of them and open the nearest one to him.
When he turned the knob and opened it, he discovered a land that he had only dreamt of his whole life.
His own private bathroom!
He rubbed his eyes to make sure he was seeing it right, but the image was still there.
It was true.
He has his own bathroom and there was no line to it and no smell.
He suddenly grinned and went in.
He enjoyed his private bathroom time and loved the fact that there was no sound of knocking or the hot water being used up.
Half an hour later, he came out feeling refreshed and squeaky clean, then he went to discover his closest.
He opened it up and saw another one of his dreams, inside was branded, expensive clothes everywhere and an actually Ace Savvy costume made by a professional.
Was he an only child in this universe?
He hadn't heard any loud noise.
He put a red Ace Savvy T-shirt, denim jeans, sneakers that were clearly brought for him and not hand me down by Pop Pop.
He walked out and discovered the red carpet corridor that he knew all too well.
He wasn't an only child.
He braced himself.
However, as he walked through the part of the house and the doors opened, he discovered that this was indeed not his universe.
And how you may ask?
Even though his sisters came out, they didn't come out as themselves.
There was no loudness.
Luna wasn't blasting it on her guitar, instead, the purple guitar was quietly on her back.
Lola and Lana weren't arguing.
Lori was on her phone sure, but she was texting instead of talking loudly like usual.
And Luan wasn't cracking those jokes.
There was no explosion from Lisa either.
There was no flying football to hit him in his chest from Lynn Junior.
Not only was this not the same morning, but all of them also wore more expensive versions of their clothes too.
He walked past them and nobody butted heads with each other.
He was freaked out because if there was no chaos in the Loud House, it wasn't the Loud House.
He went to find the kitchen and discovered that everything he saw previously was 3 times bigger now and everybody had their own table with a sign on it.
He saw the alternate version of his parents and couldn't believe it.
His mom looked stunning and had Lily dressed in the morning already and everything out looked so good.
Everybody sat down at their tables and yet, he couldn't help but expect the 'every man for himself' food war to happen like usual since he lived in such a big family.
But that didn't happen.
Instead, all of them politely asked each other to pass something and his dad made more than enough food to go around.
For the first time, there was no food war and there was plenty of food for him.
He began to smile.
He finished his food and heard the school bus calling, and that's when his mom handed him his school bag and told him she had made sure, everything he needed was there.
He was stunned because he was usually rushing at this moment and thanked her.
Then he walked outside and discovered why his house suddenly was bigger, it was no longer a house, but a mansion and the lawn was beautiful.
Not one abandoned toy insight or dirty diaper.
The bins were also organised and not overflowing.
And the pets had their own little house.
He turned around and saw the school bus.
The yellow school bus was now hovering.
His mouth hit the floor.
No way.
Then a smile began to grace his lips and he walked towards it, the doors opened and he got on.
The bus driver that had never acknowledged his existence before, used the loudspeaker to say. "And here is Lincoln Loud, the most popular kid in Royal Woods Middle School. Let's give him a round of applause"
And then everybody on the bus erupted into cheers.
From the 6th graders to the 8th, they all cheered.
He was stunned.
Wait, the most popular kid?
Wow.
He began walking and everybody gave him a high five and whistled, even the 8th-grade bullies treated him like a King.
Now, he knew he was in another reality.
He sat down next to his more popular looking version of his friends and did the handshake.
Then the bus lifted some more and it blasted off.
There was no rush, somehow the bus felt like it was on wheels.
Getting off the bus, revealed that the school was the same but as he entered the building, instead of being ignored everybody erupted into cheering at the sight of him.
He smiled.
He could get used to this.
And then Lynn, on her rocket-powered scooter showed up, in her hall monitor gear.
He felt fear at the sight of her and said. "I'm not running"
However, Lynn looked at him in surprise before laughing and saying. "Nice, one bro. Why would I detain the most popular kid in school, for running? I'm here to get you to class, quick and fast, now hop on"
Wait.
Really?
And his smile resumed and he got on the scooter and she really did take him to class.
Lynn aggressive nature was used to ward people out of their way and when he got to class, he discovered another major difference.
Mr Bolhofner class didn't look like a no man's land.
Instead, the room was colourful, the chairs were now blue massage chairs, there was a juice bar and Mr Bolhofner was now a well kept smiling man who didn't look like he was running from the law.
Then he noticed it, the man had a wedding ring on his middle finger.
The man was married!
Well, this was a welcome surprise.
The man saw him and smiled kindly and said. "Good morning Lincoln."
He was surprised.
Mr Bolhofner said good morning to him with a smile?
He didn't, think it would ever be possible.
He said good morning back and then he went to sit in his usual chair and the chair softness went to work on his back.
Everybody came in and sat down.
The teacher said, smiling. "Good morning students. I hope you all had a wonderful day like I did yesterday. Now let's begin"
And then helmets came down from above and stuck to his head.
However, before he could panic, he was downloaded into some kind of video game.
Not only that but he apparently had the highest level suit on and a sword made from high-level math.
His classmates were there too, each wearing their class.
Suddenly they heard a roar and a monster came out of the virtual woods, with a maths question on its belly.
He smiled wilder.
A video game class?
He was really liking this universe.
For the next 45 minutes, he slew with his classmates before they headed to the next class and he was escorted by Lynn again.
Each subject was a video game of some kind and he loved the hell out of it.
At break time, the break was full of his classmates asking him to hang out, even Chandler joined in.
He was really loving this universe.
The next lesson was PE and they got into a simulator instead.
They still got the exercise needed but it was a lot less yelling in your face and pain.
At lunchtime, he was escorted to a cafeteria that clearly had more money put into it and he was given food that had been prepared by hand for hours and it smelled just amazing.
He went to his usual table and discovered not just friends were there.
Their boyfriends/girlfriends were there too, none of them were single.
And his girlfriend?
It was Girl Jordan.
The exact same girl he had been crushing on in elementary school, now had freed her hair and was dressed as the captain of the cheerleaders.
She saw him and gave him a kiss and his soul went to heaven.
Then she proceeded to legendary feed him his meal, while he heard how much better his friend's lives were now.
They talked about how their parents now owned certain places in town and how they should go to Dairyland after school in a limo.
And so they did.
They went in a limo, with VIP passes and it was so great not having to wait in line.
He was dropped back home and discovered that his parents were waiting to help him do homework.
And what about the other sisters you may ask?
Technology, here, was apparently advanced enough to multiple people, so each of them got their own mom and dad for as long as they were needed.
It was amazing.
And then he noticed the cabinet with his name on it and it was just full of awards.
His awards.
Not awards belonging to his sisters, but his own awards, it was full to the brim with genuine trophies from things he actually loved to do and things he never really thought about doing before.
The house was quiet for the rest of the day and he managed to watch tv with no interruptions.
He went to bed without waiting for anything and found fresh-pressed PJ's on the bed.
He wore them and hugged this version of Bun Bun, his stuff to bet toy.
Today had been such a perfect, all his stress had melted away.
He couldn't wait for tomorrow.
And then went to bed.
And Lisa pulled him out.
He opened his eyes to see Lisa with a clipboard in hand and she said with a bored tone. "So you survived. And here, I was ready to write you off"
He was not surprised and ignored it.
Instead, he said. "Oh, I did more than survive. I lived!" He got up and said. "It was the best day of my life"
The girl was surprised.
He said. "You should have seen it, Lisa. We didn't live in a house, we lived in a mansion. We all had nicer clothes. We had money. We each had our own bathrooms. And don't get me started on the school day. Everything was absolutely perfect. It was a perfect world"
And the girl said. "Lincoln, there is no such thing as a perfect world. Everything has a flaw in it. Being there one day isn't enough to judge it. I'm sure, even that world has its scary moments. I wouldn't get attached, who knows what kind of evil is lurking in there"
However, it was too late.
Lincoln was attached.