Chapter 1 - The Kind of Situation That Only Happens in Stories

She felt their eyes on her the second she entered through the doorway behind her brother. The silence alongside those eyes followed her as she made her way to the seat she had not sat in for a couple of weeks, not since the beginning of term. She wished they would lay off with the stares, she had no want to be here any more than they wanted her to be here. The whispers started next, but they forgot how good her hearing was.

"Did anyone else forget she was starting back today?"

"Man, no wonder Asano has been on edge the last few days."

"I almost forgot she was in A Class."

"Why was she even allowed back after what happened, she almost put Sakimoto in the hospital."

"That was an exaggeration, she only decked him once, but he was out like a light."

"Well, he was the idiot who stupidly dissed Akabane in front of her with the sole purpose of annoying her."

"The fact that she came back to A Class after her suspension simply boils down to nepotism at its finest. No way the Chairman was going to send his little girl to E Class."

"Honestly, the look on her face when she realised she was staying in A Class, well, I got the impression E Class was exactly where she wanted to go."

"What? Why would you think…? Wait, you mean because that's where Akabane is? I heard she was pissed when he had been transferred there."

She tried tuning them out, she truly did, but she could feel her left brow twitching in irritation. They clearly had no grasp of the situation, her father only kept her in A Class to keep his reputation intact, it would not do for his own daughter to be amongst the pariahs of the school. Their never ending ignorance had her ready to deck a few of them too, hopefully this time she would get the results she wanted. However, the quiet, but authoritative, voice of her brother spoke from beside her, "Raimei."

He said her name like a slap, no doubt he knew what she was thinking, only Karma could read her better than her brother could. "If you're so concerned about your minions, Gakushuu, then kindly ask them to keep their mouthes shut."

He had no need to though, as their interaction was enough to make the room quiet again. They had gone back to simply staring at her and she had no idea how her brother could stand the attention every day. Deciding this was not going to work, she stood abruptly and grabbed her bag. "Where are you going?"

She stopped to face him, "To talk to Father, we have much to discuss."

"It can wait until after class is over," he said, using the commanding tone he reserved for the other students.

"Evidently, it cannot, besides," she sent him a challenging look, "you have no say on what I do. I am not one of your minions."

With that, she gave him no time to reply as she made her way out of the room ignoring as the teacher, who had just arrived, tried to get her to stay. In the end, she had not lasted even half as long as she thought she would. She owed Karma a week's supply of strawberry milk.

She now found herself before the Chairman himself, her father, Gakuho Asano. If she had not been trying to get her demand heard, she would find herself laughing at the look on his face. The usually stoic and cold man was dumbfounded, she took a measure of pride in being able to create such a reaction. "I must apologise, because I am quite sure I heard you wrong, but come again?"

She sent him a smirk, a challenging one not unlike the one she had sent Gakushuu, "I said, send me to E Class."

Karma was leaning against Nagisa's desk as the blunette and Kayano talked. He had his phone out because Raimei had sent him a text, and he knew the look on his face was weird, but the message had been just as weird.

MeiMei: HeHeHe, look out, here I come :P

He also wished she would stop changing her name on his phone to cute things like 'MeiMei,' though he supposed it was infinitely better than 'Baby Girl' and 'My Goddess,' both of which she had done before. He had a reputation to uphold and she was not helping.

"Karma?" he looked up when he heard Nagisa call his name. "Is something wrong? You're frowning at your phone."

"I just got a really weird message, that's all," he says, shrugging.

"From who?"

Before he could answer, the door opened, Korosensei entering, "All right children, sit in your seats and lets start homeroom."

Deciding to worry about it later, Karma made his way to his own desk at the back and waited for the octopus to start.

"Now, before I mark the roll, I have an announcement to make, we have a new student in E Class starting today, under very unusual circumstances."

This peaked everyone's interest, Karma had only just returned from suspension last week and they were getting a new student? No one else had been suspended for the beginning of the year, at least, not that they knew of. An assassin? That could be the only reason why it would be unusual right? "She was suspended from A Class during the first week of term for violence against another classmate," Korosensei continues.

SHE WAS SOMEONE WHO WAS SUSPENDED? WHAT'S UNUSUAL ABOUT THAT? Most of the class shouted in their heads.

Some of them were even trying to subtly stare down Karma, who had been suspended for the very same reason. All they found though was a surprised redhead, but Chiba, who sat in front of him, was the only one who heard his quiet, "Don't tell me, is this what she meant? Heh, I won the bet."

"You're probably all wondering what is so unusual about her circumstances, well, it actually baffled me as to why, but…" Korosensei trailed off, "she returned from her suspension yesterday back into A Class, but when classes had barely begun, she requested to be sent to E Class."

You could hear a pin drop inside the 3-E classroom as not a single one of them could comprehend what had just been said. Who the hell even asks to be sent here? From A Class no less, she was clearly smart. Taking their silence as a way to continue, he did, "I had a chance to talk to her over the phone last night after she had had the usual Ministry of Defense debrief and her reasons for wanting to be in E Class are rather interesting, now that I know what they are. She has multiple reasons, but I'm not entirely sure how many of them she'll share with you."

Karma just knew the octopus was looking his way, so he turned his head away quickly to not show his embarrassment, he realised he was one of the reasons. "Is she here?" he heard the ever responsible Class Rep finally ask.

"She is walking down the hall as I speak, so thankfully her first day won't be a tardy like a certain someone else's nurufufufufufu."

Korosensei easily dodged the BBs sent his way from Karma's gun as the redhead fired rapidly, his brow twitching in irritation. The opening door had him put the gun away while the class sat up in anticipation. Sure enough, entering through the doorway was Raimei, her long strawberry blonde hair in a ponytail to the left of her head, walking in like she owned the place. Her stance a mixture between her brother's authoritative one and Karma's laid back one, yet uniquely her own. It took no time for her violet eyes to find his golden ones, she only needed to find his red hair amongst everyone else. The smirk she sent his way went unnoticed by everyone except Nagisa who was looking back and forth between the two of them.

It was easy to see the ones in the class who recognised her, they were the ones in shock, everyone else was still showing interest because they had no idea who she was. Well, Karma was in for a laugh when her identity was revealed to them. He watched as she stood beside Korosensei, facing the class. Her eyes were now sweeping over them, her smirk had also ramped up to be noticeable to the others. "When I asked to be put in E Class, I had no idea that there would be a super being and assassination waiting for me, but I digress. Some of you already know who I am, however, let me introduce myself. I'm Raimei Asano, it's a pleasure to be here."

Karma had not missed the look she had sent him when she mentioned Korosensei, but it is not like he could have told her anything. Though he was certainly grateful he no longer had to hide it from her, spending time together was awkward when he could no longer talk to her about school without giving anything away.

Meanwhile, the rest of the class were dumbstruck, ISN'T SHE THE CHAIRMAN'S DAUGHTER?

"Um, Asano…" Isogai starts, before being interrupted by said girl.

"Please, call me Raimei, Asano is my brother."

"Uh, okay, Raimei, you asked to be here? Why would you ask to join E Class?"

Having been the question on everyone else's mind, the classroom was silent as they waited for her answer. Her smirk was now replaced with a self-satisfied smile, "Well, I lasted about five minutes in the classroom with those sycophants and mindless drones yesterday. I had honestly hoped my suspension would have been grounds for transferal to E Class, but it looks like asking politely has done the trick."

Karma could tell by the look in her eyes that politely was most definitely not how she had asked, she had probably found a way to black mail her father.

"Anyway, I'm here because I hate that classroom and everything it stands for," she continues, shrugging as if it was nothing much, "Well, that's the main reason I suppose, getting away from Gakushuu is certainly a bonus. He may be my twin, but even I can't stand his presence for long."

The class had nothing to say to that, they had no idea even how they were supposed to react. Karma on the other hand was snickering to himself, he had seen how the Asano twins were around each other, it was basically a perpetual showdown. His snickering was brought to a stop when Raimei found his eyes again, the twinkle in her eyes giving him a pretty good idea what she was going to say next.

"Plus, the main campus lost all appeal when my boyfriend got himself sent to E Class. I decked Sakimoto in the face because he had the audacity to tell me I should break up with the E Class loser. I was both defending his honour and hoping if I used his tactics, I'd end up in E Class too."

Although the extra explanation was unnecessary, it served to help the class figure out exactly who her boyfriend was. All eyes were now on Karma, most of them trying to figure out how the most violent kid in the school ended up dating the Chairman's daughter. Nagisa, who had already known, just laughed uncomfortably. The class had one collective thought, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SITUATION?

While choking back his embarrassment, Karma decided now was a good enough time to bring it up, "Heh, you said you would at least last two days before trying again, I win the bet, where's my strawberry milk-"

He barely finished that sentence before a small carton of strawberry milk was thrown at his face, which he easily catches with a laugh, "There's your stupid milk," she calls, straightening up from the stance she had used to throw it. "I'll get you the rest later."

While this small interaction happened, the rest of the class were trying to hide minor meltdowns. Karma was already a mischievous delinquent, it looked like his revealed girlfriend is practically the same, and now they were both in the same class. They worried for both their sanity and their lives. She finally started making her way down the aisle to her desk, which they now noticed to be on Karma's left, behind Okuda. The rest of 3-E were questioning if them sitting next to each other was such a good idea.

"So," he drawled as she got closer, "there's no way your dad just let you come here because you asked politely."

"Well, I did ask politely," she smiled, though it was clearly not a genuine one, "at first."

"You have to tell me, you know I'll just give him a call right now if you don't."

She finally reached the back of the room, now standing next to where Karma was seated. Despite their soft banter, as if on instinct, the two reached for each other's hands and just grasped them gently. It was only for a short while before they let go and she sat in her seat. The others were too busy being shocked at this weirdly adorable display of affection they were not expecting out of these two, they almost missed her scary smirk. "Yes, I suppose you would, because you're right, asking politely didn't work. I offered up a few threats that I would carry out if he didn't accept my terms. You know what it's like when Shuu and I talk to our father."

"That I do," he says, smirk in place.

"Yes well, funnily enough, between threatening to skip school everyday or threatening to sleep in the same bed as you every night, do you know which one held more weight?"

Most of the class had to suppress a blush at that second one, How does a junior high girl so easily threaten her dad with sleeping with her boyfriend every night?

"Let me guess, the skipping school held more weight but still wasn't enough?" Karma chuckles, surprisingly not affected in the least, the other boys in the room giving him strange looks.

"Correct, because me skipping school had a higher chance of becoming public knowledge, therefore it would have an impact on his reputation. So I threatened both and by that I threatened to skip school while spending every night in your bed. He held up his composure well, but since he knew I wasn't bluffing, I saw the exact moment his resolve crumbled. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen," she laughs, a creepy smile on her face. "Wish I could rub it in Shuu's face."

JUST WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DOES SHE HAVE WITH HER FATHER AND BROTHER? The class were so confused right now.

"So he can tolerate you being in E Class as long as you don't skip school?" the red head grins, "We can work with that."

He did not mention the bed sharing thing, the class did not fail to notice.

"Alright class," Korosensei finally cuts in, though the more observant students do not miss him hide his student gossip notebook they are quite certain he does not know they know about. "It's time for the day to begin, I have yet to mark attendance and we're already behind schedule. So with that, Karma."

"Here."

"Isogai."

"Here."

A/N: I sincerely apologise

Yeah so, I got another fic idea that slapped me in face because I rewatched Assassination Classroom recently *cough*forthemillionthtime*cough* and the idea came forth. So yes, I apologise to everyone reading my other fics (especially ones I haven't updated in ages) but it seems this is the year of inspiration for me, where I get many new ideas and yet feel like I can never finish them.

So anyways, I've got another established relationship fic because, well, I seriously don't know. And also, what is my sudden obsession with my OCs being somebody else's twin? Like why, this is my third one including Helga (Hiccup's twin) and Sulani (Obi-Wan's twin), though this is the first one in a relationship, seriously, why? And if they're not someone's twin, they're someone's sister.

Whatever, anyway, this will be a canon compliant fic with an extra character, who won't change much about the plot, but will change some situations. Also, laugh factor, the title is a dig at how now there is a female Karma in the room and the two of them are dating, so what shenanigans will they get up to is something the others are a little afraid of.

Anyway,

Seza, out.