"So, Doctor, where are we going?" I leaned against the console, attempting to look at the screens. He moved them away and frowned at me, "It's a surprise!"

I raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

"Okay, I've set the coordinates to random," He looked at the screens. I laughed, "That's the best type of trip, then,"

"Don't tell Rose and her boyfriend that, though," He pointed a finger at me sternly. I rolled my eyes and looked at the console, "With the TARDIS and you mothering me all the time, this is practically a repeat of my childhood,"

"I'm not-" He sighed and looked down at the console. I moved a hand toward a random switch, and he jumped up, holding out his hand, "Nope. No way. You're not touching that,"

"And you claim to say that you're not acting like my mom," I shrugged and went around the console to peek at what the Doctor was doing as he was muttering something. "What's that?" He pulled the screen away from me and scowled, "You're not supposed to see that!"

"Why, is it your secret diary?"

"I don't have a secret diary! It's something I'm working on for later!"

"Is it a signal for distress calls?" I leaned over to peek, but he pulled it away again, "Ooh, can we answer one? I've always wanted to answer distress calls and save people- also, I may have an unhealthy obsession with base under siege,"

"Base under what? And we just answered a distress call!"

"Yeah, but that was sent by the thing that wanted to kill us. Totally different," I chased him around the console, trying to see what was the thing he had, but he kept moving the screen around. "And why are you hiding the screen?"

"What are the two of you doing?" I looked toward the corridor. Rose and Adam were standing there, looking extremely weirded out. Well, Rose. Adam looked like he was still trying to comprehend the fact that the TARDIS was bigger on the inside and travelled through time and space. Which he was.

"He has a secret diary and I'm trying to read it,"

"It's not a secret diary!" He scowled at me.

"Then why are you hiding it?" I turned to him, "Does that have something illegal in there? Is it an ancient text that can freeze time and burn a solar system?"

He rolled his eyes and sighed. "No, it's a-" He seemed to notice Adam, who was looking around the TARDIS with his eyes wide, "Adam, how are you today?"

"Idiot, you changed the topic," I muttered, and went to look at the console. The Doctor held up a hand behind him, "Don't even think of touching anything,"

"I'm just looking at what they do!" I looked up at him, scowling.

"Alright then, Adam, what do you think of the time machine?"

"Er- we've never even travelled through time yet?" Adam looked constipated as he hid behind Rose, who scowled at the Doctor, "You're scaring him, and Liza is going to look at your secret diary,"

The Doctor whirled around. I was looking at Rose and tried to raise an eyebrow (basically, I held one down because raising eyebrows is hard), which made the Doctor laugh. "Thanks for blaming me for something I didn't do," I scowled at her, and she stuck out her tongue.

"I swear the two fo you are like five year olds," The Doctor muttered, and came toward the console. "Rose, Pretty Boy, help me,"

"And what do I do? Stand around while you take us to a mystery location which could very much be a planet full of carnivorous pears-"

"One, if there was such a planet, I would get out immediately, and two, you're already here, why should I call you to help?!"

"Makes sense," I shrugged, "Well, ish- Anyway, what should I do?"

"Hold down the blue lever and flip the orange switches," He pushed the screen away and held onto a couple of levers. "Adam, hold down the lever to your right, will you?"

"Orange switches," I flipped the five orange switches, which made us lurch forward. I grabbed onto the edge of the console as I pulled the blue lever down. "Was that something that helps in increasing speed or something?!"

"Are we gonna die?!" Adam yelled from his end as he held onto a lever.

"I wouldn't go as far as that!" Rose flipped a few switches which the Doctor had shown her. "So where are we going?"

"I don't know, that Doctor said it would be a surprise!" He smiled at me and pulled something from the console, "Almost there, just a bit of a steep ride,"

I had to hold on to the lever and the console as I got pushed downwards, headfirst, the TARDIS tipping sideways. "A bit of a steep ride?!"

"I'm gonna die!" Adam yelled, clinging to the console for dear life as the Doctor and Rose laughed maniacally. "Maybe not die, I guess you'll be thrown across, so hold on tight?"

"That reassured me a lot, thanks Liza!"

"You know it's extremely hard to concentrate when you're plummeting downward with two hyenas, isn't it?!" I scowled at the Doctor and Rose.

"Oi, who are you calling a hyena?" The Doctor stopped laughing and scowled at me. Rose laughed harder at that. The TARDIS then did an entire 180. "How did this thing even become a rollercoaster, I swear-" I hugged the console (literally) to prevent myself from being thrown around and possibly ending up inside a round thing with a bunch of broken bones.

Adam yelled in a high pitched voice, while Rose and the Doctor yelled maniacally, laughing. I felt the controls digging into me as I hugged the console tighter, the blood rushing into my head. The TARDIS slowed down eventually, and came to a stop. I immediately let go and fell back, sighing as the blood slowly flowed down and the whole TARDIS stopped spinning.

The Doctor and Rose continued laughing as I got up slowly, taking deep breaths to calm myself down. I sat up and held onto the console, feeling a little dizzy. "I think I'm gonna be sick," Adam said, and ran into the corridor.

"Do you think he'll be able to find the bathroom?" I stood up, using the console as a support for my shaky legs.

"Fourth door to the right!" Rose yelled to Adam, who ran down the corridor. I clutched my head and scowled at the Doctor, who had gotten up nonchalantly and was dusting his coat. "Did you seriously have to traumatise Adam on his first trip?"

He looked up at me, "Oi! It's not my fault he's got a weak stomach!" I glared at him and my head started throbbing slightly.

"I'll be back too," I muttered, clutching my head, "I'll go get some water or something for myself,"


I stumbled out of the TARDIS, feeling a bit better. I registered in the surroundings- a dark room with weird contraptions in it, and a huge screen with a PA announcing the news. "Ah, Satellite Five," I murmured, and the Doctor looked at his watch and then at Rose.

"It's the year 200,000, and this is a spaceship,"

"Station," I placed a hand on the TARDIS and partially leaned on it.

"Space station, yeah, and er, go and try that gate over there," He pointed to the gate that would lead us to Satellite Five. "Is this another episode?" He turned to me.

I nodded as I adjusted my ponytail. "One I wasn't a huge fan of, actually,"

He frowned at me, "Is that supposed to be a bad thing?" I shrugged and turned to Rose, who was staring at the two of us back and forth. "Don't you have a guy to impress?" She scowled at me, folding her hands.

"200000?" She looked at the Doctor again, and he nodded. She knocked on the door, "Adam? Out you come,"

He stepped out and looked around, "Oh my God," I stepped away from the TARDIS and went to stand next to the Doctor, who was staring at the two of them intently.

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it,"

"Where are we?" He looked around at the screens and the different things in the room.

"Good question," Rose pretended to look around and analyze stuff, "Judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year 200000. If you listen,"

"Yeah,"

"Engines. We're on some sort of space station," The Doctor stared at her, smiling. I smirked and nudged him, "Somebody has a crush,"

""Shut up," He muttered, and I grinned at him, "Well, whatever you say, Mr. I'm Going To Pretend to Not Be in Love Even Though I Clearly Am," I turned toward Rose, who was complaining about the heat as the Doctor elbowed me, irritated. I grinned and nodded smugly. While I wasn't a huge fan of the whole Doctor Rose pairing, but I did love torturing people (aka my friends), so well, that happened.

"Tell you what," She turned toward the gate the Doctor had pointed at, "Lets try that gate. Come on,"

She opened the gate as we reached there and we walked up the stairs i toan observatory ish room, "Here we go," She jumped off the stairs, "And this is,- I'll let the Doctor describe it,"

"The Fourth Great Bountiful Human Empire Thing!" I jumped off the stairs, holding onto the railing. Rose scowled at me as I looked at the Doctor, "Right?"

"Well, Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire," He put his hands into his pockets, "And there it is, planet Earth at its heights," I looked down at Earth, which didn't seem to have changed much, "What happened to the whole continental drift thing?"

"Ah, well, you see, humans have become so clever that they can control it!"

"We can control the way the plates move. Like, the plates of the Earth. Like the actual continents," Adam looked up at the Doctor incredulously. The Doctor nodded, smiling, "Covered with mega cities, five moons, population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain stretching across a million planets, a million species, with mankind right in the middle,"

Adam's eyes widened, and I giggled as he fainted behind us. The Doctor didn't look behind him at all as he deadpanned, "He's your boyfriend,"

"Not anymore," Rose said in the same way.

I tugged on to the Doctor's sleeve, and he looked down at me, "How did we even get five moons in the first place? And what's a mega city? Also, 96 billion? I learnt in school at we were already suffering from population explosion. If seven billion is threatening, how can 96 billion even exist?"

He smiled at me, "Well, four of them are artificial, a mega city is a huge city that has skyscrapers in the clouds, and well for you last question, cities in the clouds. Not much population explosion. Also, there's cities underwater. Didn't they tell you this in your show?"

"No, they usually leave those details to us," I shrugged, and Rose cleared her throat, looking extremely irritated, "Don't we have to wake Adam? And go see the space station?"

I frowned at her tone as the Doctor grinned, "Oh yes!"

"Nine, your Ten is showing," I muttered, and he looked at me, his eyebrows raised, "Fandom joke," I shrugged again as he went to wake Adam up.


"Come on Adam, open your mind," The Doctor had an arm around Adam as we entered the satellite, "Fantastic period of history, the human race at its most intelligent,"

"Well-" I tilted my chin and put my hands into my pockets, knowing what would happen.

"Well what?" He raised an eyebrow at me.

"Nothing," I shrugged, and skipped in front of him.

"Like I was saying, this era has got fine food, good manners, the works-"

"Out of the way!" A man snapped as he cycled past Rose.

A bunch of shops started opening, and crowds of people started walking and pushing past me. I looked around for the Doctor, who, along with Adam, was staring at the whole place incredulously. "Oi, get out of the way!" A man yelled, and pushed me. I walked back to the Doctor, rolling my eyes, "So much for good manners,"

At that moment, Rose looked at one of the fast food stands and turned to the Doctor, "Fine cuisine,"

"My watch must be wrong," He pulled up his sleeve to look at it as I stood up on my toes to look at everything and everyone, "Nope," I said.

"You're right, Liza. My watch is fine, that's weird," I stood back down as he frowned at me, "What's wrong with this place?"

I shrugged, "Guess you'll have to find out,"

"That's what comes of showing off," Rose turned toward us, "Your history's not as good as you thought, "

"Oh, his history is perfectly accurate, something's wrong here," I muttered, and the Doctor looked down at me, grinning, "So I'm right and this place is all wrong,"

Adam walked around, looking at all tof the people walking around, "They're all human. What about the millions of planets, millions of species, where are they?"

"Good question," The Doctor said, and looked down at me, "Actually, that is a good question,"

He paused, and looked at me. I looked up at him, my eyebrows raised, "What, were you asking me the answer?" He looked at me again like that was the most obvious thing in the whole universe. I stood up on my toes again, looking at the crowds of people in front of the food stall, "I don't know,"

"This is an episode, you do know what happened to them!"

I shrugged, "I told you. I hated this episode so I've only seen it once. I know the main stuff and what's gonna happen but I don't remember details like this one,"

The Doctor frowned at that and went to Adam to put an arm around him, "Adam, my old mate, you must be starving,"

I snorted, "Even I'm not starving and I skipped breakfast,"

"No, I'm just a bit time sick," He said, and I nodded, "Welcome to the club, I'm sure food isn't gonna help,"

"No, you just need a bit of grub," The Doctor looked back at me with a glare. He then turned to the cashier at the nearest stand, "Oi, mate, how much is a kronkburger?"

"Two credits twenty, sweetheart," The guy said, obviously annoyed with the amount of people who were crowding his stall, "Now join the queue," He pointed at the ever growing crowd of people he called a queue, and I backed away, "Uh, no thanks, all my appetite's been lost,"

He nodded at the man and turned to Adam, "Money. We need money. You coming, Liza?"

I ran behind him as we went to a future ATM thing whose name I forgot, as the Doctor took his screwdriver from his pocket, "Let's use a cashpoint," Ah, so that's what those were called.

He pointed the screwdriver at one of them and pulled out a credit stick. He gave it to Adam, "There you go, picket money! Don't spend it all on sweets,"

"What, are you like his legal guardian or something?" He frowned at me, "Excuse me, I have a duty of care towards you all so excuse me if I act like your dad,"

"Don't ever say 'duty of care' ever again," Thinking about Hell Bent and Twelve telling that to Clara was something I didn't want. At all. Especially since that was gonna happen someday, "Like, seriously, don't,"

"Well, how does it work?" Adam stared at the credit stick. The Doctor pulled me along with him, "Go and find out, stop nagging me!" He turned to Adam and Rose, "The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris,"

"Or literally visiting Paris in any time period,"

"Or literally visiting Paris in any time period," He nodded at me, "You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?"

"Totally just you," I muttered, and rocked on my feet, avoiding eye contact with the Doctor, "It was a rhetorical question! Anyway, stop asking questions, go and do it!" Adam nodded and went toward a store. "Off you go, then. Your first date,"

Rose was laughing as she turned around, "You're gonna get a smack, you are," The Doctor smiled at her till she walked away, and then turned serious, "Alright then, let's find out what's wrong with this place. Or let me find out, since you already know what's happening,"

He shot me an accusative frown and I threw my hands up, "I can't tell you, can I? It's stuff about your future!"