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Lovegood's Lessons For Love

Hermione Granger was fuming. The person causing such anger was none other than Molly Weasley, her mother-in-law. As the mad cow continued to berate her, she thought back on her life.

Her life in Hogwarts was pretty good if you didn't count all of the near-death experiences that she had to endure. She had two best friends who cared about her a great deal. But as she grew older, she ran into a bit of a problem. She liked both of them but could obviously only choose one. Neither of them knew about this, of course. She kept her feelings a secret. The two boys were similar, but also quite different.

Ron came from a poor family while Harry had a great deal of gold in his vault. Both were brave, but Ron could be more than a bit jealous at times. Harry was a bit of a ladies man while Ron was too nervous to ever approach a girl by himself. That was probably the main reason why she chose to go after Ron. Harry was more than happy chasing every floozy that batted her eyes at him. If she didn't end up with Ron, then the boy may just end up old and alone. She wouldn't say that it was only out of pity that she decided to date him, but she'd be lying if she said that it didn't have anything to do with it. Besides, Hermione didn't want to admit it, but she was more than a little intimidated by the number of sluts that Harry hooked up with. She didn't think that she'd ever be able to live up to their standards. Some of the girls were very good-looking after all.

So, toward the end of their time at Hogwarts, Harry was too busy taking down Voldemort to notice that she began to pursue him. Ron was certainly surprised, but happy nonetheless. He even admitted that he was happy that for once he had something that Harry didn't. Hermione obviously never told him about her feelings toward Harry.

Harry was happy for them, even as they didn't have as much time for him. New relationships took a lot of time to develop after all. Most of that time was spent in private.

Once they graduated, to Hermione's sadness, Harry had a bit of a falling out with the Weasleys. To no one's surprise, it was Molly that was the driving force behind their fracture. She wanted Harry to end up with Ginny and get an important job in the Ministry. Hermione suspected that she wanted Harry to help lift the Weasley name out of the gutter and help end their streak of poverty. That was a bit stupid in her opinion. Charlie was doing okay. He wasn't earning a fortune, but he was doing what he loved and making a decent living. Bill was doing fairly well for himself and providing Fleur with a comfortable life. They weren't close to being considered rich, but Shell Cottage was small and beautifully situated. Hermione liked their home a lot. However, Hermione knew that that wasn't close to enough for Molly. Charlie never sent money home since he needed it to live, and Bill had a wife to provide for. It was the same for the twins, they were saving their money to fulfill their dreams of opening a joke shop. Molly was still living the life that she always had and was still close to dirt poor. Ginny was her last hope. To hear that Harry was too busy fucking every gorgeous slut in the country to notice her daughter was a slap in the face.

Not only that, but Harry absolutely refused to work at the Ministry. Hermione couldn't blame him. The Ministry had given him too many problems over the years and there was a lot of bad blood and negative feelings associated with the Ministry for Harry.

After one too many refusals, Molly just flipped and began to yell at him. Harry didn't stand around and take it either. After all was said and done, there was a deep fracture between him and the family. Molly's children had no choice to side with their mother, even if they still liked Harry. To her shame, Hermione followed their lead as well. Even though she did see him on occasion, it wasn't as often as she would have liked.

Since then, Hermione noticed that the Weasleys weren't doing all that well. Charlie was still working with dragons, but he wasn't exactly making the big bucks before. Bill was getting sent out by Gringotts less and less until he was only making a fraction of what he was before, and Fred and George still hadn't been able to get their shop up and running. It seemed that no one wanted to do business with the people who turned their backs on Harry. The answer to why was simple, Harry had become the biggest investor in magical Britain. Most of the new businesses since the end of the war were backed by him. She had heard that Harry was making an absolute killing from all of the investments. This only soured the Weasleys further.

"How can you take care of my little Ronnikins properly when you can't even cook?!" Molly went on, red-faced and angry. "Have you seen him lately? He's as thin as a broomstick!" she continued.

Hermione huffed but kept her mouth shut. She was very close to giving the old bat a piece of her mind. The worst part was that no one else did any cooking either. The Weasleys just relied on Winky after bringing her into the fold. They never would have been able to afford a House Elf otherwise.

She would have thought that Ron would have secured them a house after getting married, but he was still unemployed. Since no one wanted to anger Harry, they refused to give him a chance at any kind of high-paying job. Of course, after spending his whole life being told how wonderful he was by his overbearing mother, he absolutely refused to take any job that he considered "beneath him". The end result was Hermione working in a bookshop while Ron stayed at home sleeping all day. And somehow, the fat bitch Molly continued to go after her.

That was when Fleur stepped in. The gorgeous blonde brushed the hair from her face and sat on the couch next to Hermione.

"Why do you not go and see Luna? 'Er counseling business is wonderful! I go in at least once a week," Fleur happily stated with an odd gleam in her eye.

"Err …" Hermione not knowing what to say.

"That's a splendid idea, Fleur!" Molly jumped in. "She and Bill were having marital problems, and since going there, she always comes back calm and fulfilled with a huge smile on her face." Molly smiled. Luna would be able to whip Hermione into shape so that she could properly care for her baby boy. Hermione looked at Fleur who had a slight pink tinge to her cheeks.

Hermione sighed and agreed. "What's the Floo Address?"

"Just call out Lovegood-Lovebetter. Luna will answer your call. In fact, I will make an appointment for you. I need to book some time as well," she said huskily, lightly brushing the skin of her perfect neck with her fingers.

"Thanks," Hermione said, getting up to get away from the Weasley bitch.

Lovegood's Lessons For Love

Hermione sat nervously in the waiting area before she was called in by Luna. It had been a while since she had seen the eccentric blonde. Luna still looked the same, only older. She had dirty blonde hair with a short, slender body. Her standout feature was still the big, gray eyes that always seemed to be staring into the distance.

"Hermione," Luna greeted her. "It's nice to see you again." Holding out her hand to show her the way, Hermione followed as she greeted her in return.

"It's nice to see you as well, Luna." Luna was wearing a muggle businesswoman's suit featuring a gray blazer, white blouse, and gray skirt with black high heels. When they finally got to Luna's office, she sat down on a couch that was placed next to Luna's comfortable, leather chair.

Crossing her hands on her knee, Luna said, "So … tell me what problem you're having."

Hermione sighed. At first, she was embarrassed to talk about her problems. But soon after, she was practically spilling her guts. She confessed about everything, from her annoyance with Molly, all the way to the news about how no one wanted to give her and Ron a decent job because of Harry's investment firm. Luna didn't mention that Harry owned 49% of her business. She had gone to him after graduation and made her case. That was what really started him in investing in the community.

After listening until she had finally stopped talking, Luna nodded her head and said, "I think I know just what you need. Fleur was right to send you to me. We'll get you fixed up in no time," she smiled. "Follow me."

Hermione followed her into a different room that held a large fireplace with a small fire burning inside. She reached into a silver box and took out a bit of green powder which Hermione knew to be Floo Powder. Tossing it into the fire, she watched as the orange flames turned emerald green.

"Where are we going?" Hermione asked, wondering where she was being taken.

"To Harry's house, of course!" she replied happily. "Just step inside and say 'Potter Manor'."

"Are you sure? I haven't seen Harry in …" Luna cut her off.

"Don't worry. Harry would never kick you to the curb," Luna said, ushering the brunette into the fireplace. Once Hermione had gone, she followed.

As Hermione exited the Floo, she was met by Harry's handsome face.

"While it's nice to see you, would you mind telling me what you're doing here?" Harry smiled, just standing there looking at her. Hermione flushed but was saved from answering by Luna stepping out of the fire.

"Ahh," Harry said, nodding his head like the presence of Luna answered everything. Hermione watched as Luna hugged and kissed his cheek while explaining what they were doing there.

"Well, come on then," he said, leading both girls to the kitchen.

Hermione marveled at the size and grandeur of his kitchen. Stainless steel or copper pots and pans hung neatly within reach of the massive eight burner stove. Everything shined spotlessly and looked state of the art. If that wasn't good enough, every countertop was made of beautiful white marble with veins of gold inside of them. The kitchen alone probably cost more than the entire Burrow. Suddenly, Luna poked her and brought her out of her daydreams.

"Tell him the problem," Luna softly chided her. Hermione blushed but did what she was told. She went on about Molly giving her a hard time about cooking and such.

"So … old Molly still loves to give everyone shit because she's a miserable old cow? Harry chuckled. "I think I can help. The trick is to put yourself in a positive frame of mind so that it's easy to ignore such nonsense," Harry told her, walking up to her. As he got closer, Hermione's heart began to beat faster. She suddenly gasped when his strong hands squeezed her wide hips. Hermione squealed when he lifted her up and sat her on the massive marble island in the middle of the kitchen.

"Harry! What …" but she was quieted by him.

"Don't worry. I'll take good care of you. After all, Fleur loves how I work out her problems," he told her, making her eyes go wide. She couldn't believe that that had been going on all this time. She was still going over things in her mind when Harry reached underneath her skirt and pulled down her panties. As her skirt was hiked up and she was pushed flat on her back, she tried to speak up only to get shushed again.

"I for one can't wait to taste what you have for me," he said huskily, spreading her legs apart and leaning down.

Hermione's eyes were as big as saucers as Harry took her clit into his mouth. A shuddering gasp left her lips as she felt his wet, warm tongue slithering over her hardening nub. As it wiggled against her sensitive clit, her body bucked and shook from the intense pleasure that she was feeling. While trying to calm her breathing, she couldn't help but let out cute, little gasps as his hand slid underneath her blouse and began to play with her slim belly. Her body erupted in goosebumps when his fingers toyed with her belly button, and she blushed fiercely when his hand dipped lower and rested on her hairless mound. Suddenly, she felt his tongue begin to vibrate as it ran circles around her clit.

Hermione arched her back and screamed in pleasure as her legs parted wide, and her hand grabbed the back of his head. Out of nowhere, she heard Luna giggle and cheer. "That's it, Hermione! Fuck his mouth!"

Having always been the bookish sort, she didn't know exactly what the small blonde meant, but she just did what felt good. What felt good was her grinding her wet pussy against his mouth and tongue. Hermione felt Harry add suction to her clit and tug on it slightly. Crying out, Hermione's hands desperately tried to grab hold of something to squeeze, but she only found cold, hard marble. Feeling hands on her chest, she opened her eyes to see a nude Luna grabbing her shirt. A loud ripping sound echoed throughout the kitchen as Luna tore open her white blouse, exposing her bra-covered breasts. "They look good … don't they, Harry?" Luna asked.

Harry let go of her clit with a wet pop and raised his head. Hermione blushed as Harry stared at the cleavage being created by her white, lacy bra. "Indeed they do," he replied, reaching out and giving one a squeeze, all the while his thumb was gently rubbing her wet slit. "But I'd like to see more," Harry added.

Luna nodded happily and pulled out her wand. Giving it a quick wave, Hermione's bra vanished only to reappear beside her. Luna tossed it aside as Hermione's breasts spilled out and jiggled from being set free. She breathed heavily as Luna's small hands held her breasts from the side and pressed them together while Harry watched. Luna giggled while bouncing them and slapping her tits together, making them ripple. Harry chuckled and leaned down, kissing her smooth mound. Hermione cried out, "More please," as she kept her legs spread. Harry's face lowered until she felt his tongue poke at her virgin asshole. "HARRY!" she squealed in surprise.

Harry wasn't about to stop though. She groaned as his warm tongue drew circles around her tight, puckered hole while Luna groped her naked tits. Her nipples were rock-hard from the rough treatment that she was receiving. Luna's soft hands squeezed and massaged her pillowy breasts, and she pinched and pulled on her sensitive nipples. When she began rolling them between her fingers while Harry ate her ass, Hermione was beginning to see spots. She had never had her asshole played with, not even by herself. However, she quickly found that she liked the naughty sensation of his tongue lapping at her hole. Occasionally, he would drag his tongue from her asshole to her clit and lick up all of the arousal that was dripping from her quivering pussy. When his tongue reached her clit again, she heard the hissing sounds of parseltongue just before those wonderful vibrations started up again. Her toes curled as her pussy tightened when two of his fingers slid inside of her. Luna had leaned down and was now sucking on her nipples as if trying to nurse from the sexy brunette.

The sound of something squirting brought her out of her pleasure-induced euphoria. Looking down between her parted thighs, she saw Harry smiling while squirting liquid chocolate all over her wet pussy. Gasping, she watched him place the bottle aside and attack her naked pussy with his tongue. Just as she squealed in pleasure, Luna began to sprinkle her breasts with powdered sugar. She didn't wait long before doing as Harry did and lick her soft, pale skin clean.

Hermione was wiggling around in pleasure, biting her lower lip and letting out mewls of delight while her body was being played with. Luna was busy feasting on her sweet nipples while Harry's tongue vibrated against her clit and asshole. She tried desperately not to cum yet but was unable to stop multiple orgasms from escaping her body. As she spasmed from one particularly good orgasm, her body was flipped over so that she was on her hands and knees. Her body was still twitching as Luna grabbed her ass and spread her cheeks apart. Blushing furiously, she was now showing everything that she had to both of them. Just then, Luna rubbed the tip of her finger on Hermione's ass and started to push in. Hermione gasped and looked wildly over her shoulder. When she turned around, she saw Harry's monstrous cock sticking straight out in front of her. It was long and thick and covered in whipped cream. Knowing what he was expecting, she grabbed it by the base and began to lick it clean while Luna thrust her finger in and out of her ass.

Her asshole was clenching while Hermione licked his cock until it was sparkling with her saliva. Harry placed the tip against her lips and began to push in. Opening her mouth, she kept her tongue flat against the underside of his cock while he pushed in. It kept going and going until it started sliding down her throat. Hermione gagged and looked up at him pathetically, hoping for some kind of mercy. Harry simply held her by the back of her throat and started slowly fucking her face. All Hermione could do was hang on while being spit-roasted between Luna's finger and Harry's cock. As she came from the anal stimulation, Harry pulled out and added more cream on his balls. Lifting his cock up while stroking it, he placed his balls on Hermione's mouth until she too had licked them clean.

While she was busy sucking on his sack, Luna pulled her finger from her abused asshole. "Do you want to try it?" Luna asked him.

"You know I do. Is she tight?" Harry asked in response, leaving her front and joining Luna at her ass.

"I think her ass has never been touched," Luna giggled, adding lubricant to his cock and Hermione's asshole.

Hermione gasped in panic. She didn't know if she could take something that big up there. She was just about to say something when he started pushing it in. Instead of protesting, she groaned as her asshole was stretched well beyond normalcy. Luna was giggling madly while she covered Hermione's ass with flour and rubbed it in. "Mmm … so soft," Luna said, rubbing her thick cheeks.

Halfway in, Harry chuckled and slapped Hermione's ass, causing a cloud of flour dust to erupt while her lovely ass jiggled from the abuse. Hermione squealed and clenched her hands into fists as Harry's cock dipped deeper and deeper into her bowels. She cried out while feeling like she was about to be split in two just as Harry bottomed out. As he started pulling out, she felt Luna reach under her and begin rolling her clit again. Hermione's top half collapsed onto the hard marble, and her nipples hardened even further from being pressed onto the cold countertop.

She was chittering in pleasure and slight pain while Luna lovingly rubbed her back. Harry was groaning from the tightness of her ass as his hips moved faster and faster. Luna gave another wave of her wand and her bunched-up skirt and heels disappeared leaving her completely nude. Luna made sure that his cock was properly lubed so that Hermione didn't get hurt. The sensation of Harry's long, fat cock hitting every inch of her ass was too much. Hermione choked out a pleasurable moan as her asshole gripped his cock tightly. Luna's fingers were moving back and forth over her damp clit so fast that it was making her back arch with intense pleasure. She was crying out and cumming so hard that she thought that she might accidentally snap Harry's dick off. Finally, Harry pulled out and gave her ass a hard slap. Hermione rolled onto her side while spasming from the orgasm that was still hitting her hard.

"You haven't even made him cum yet!" Luna chided her. Hermione's body jerked as she tried to apologize for cumming too soon. She didn't get the chance because Harry had hopped onto the counter next to her and laid on his back. His lubed-up cock was glistening in the light of the kitchen as Luna stroked it so fast that her hand was nearly a blur. Suddenly, her body began to float, and she found herself straddling his waist. Looking down, she could see several inches of his cock poking out from between her lips. Her lips were incredibly wet and spread apart, making room for his wide tube of man meat. Her pussy lips were tightly wrapped around his cock, and Hermione couldn't help herself. She started sliding her hips back and forth, groaning from the friction of their dry humping. Not satisfied with that, Harry lifted her hips, and Luna placed the tip of his magnificent cock inside of her. Luna pushed her down until she was fully on him and his cockhead bumped into her cervix. The face that she made had Luna giggling. Getting used to his size, Hermione slowly started grinding her hips in a circular motion.

She watched as Luna threw her leg over his head and lowered her glistening pussy onto his mouth. Now facing each other, Hermione could see the look of pure lust on her pretty face. When she started hearing the slurping sounds of Harry eating her wet pussy, Luna leaned forward and kissed Hermione deeply. Hermione's eyes widened dramatically as Luna's tongue slid into her mouth. Holding the back of her head, Hermione was forced to return the kiss, sucking on Luna's tongue and massaging it with her own. Luna suddenly broke the kiss and squeaked and shuddered. Hermione knew that she had just came on Harry's tongue.

As she shuddered, Luna grabbed the chocolate syrup and squirted it all over Hermione's chest.

"Hey!" Hermione complained, looking down at the dark-colored chocolate dripping down her bouncing breasts. Not a second later and Luna had leaned in and taken one of her chocolate-covered nipples into her mouth. As Hermione felt Luna's talented tongue brushing over the hard nub, her pussy started fluttering. Harry's hands were gripping her thighs tightly, and she happily let out a squeal when his hand reached out and touched her groin. His thumb pressed against her swollen, sensitive clit and slowly started to massage it while her inner walls massaged his big cock.

"Harry! It's coming!" she warned him as her pussy squeezed his thrusting cock. She felt him finish inside of her, his cum spreading warmth as it filled her up. Her back arched as Luna bit down on her nipple while her other hand groped her naked breast. Harry's thumb continued to massage her clit all the way through her orgasm until Luna climbed off of his face, and Hermione fell forward. With him still inside of her, her body spasmed as Harry kissed her deeply. She could taste Luna on him as their tongues slithered around one another. She felt Luna behind her again, licking her asshole and the cum leaking from her stuffed pussy.

Hermione broke the kiss and leaned her head against his, breathing heavily while Luna lapped at her hole. When she calmed down a bit, she said, "I still can't cook anything."

Harry rolled his eyes and pulled out his cellphone. He ordered a pizza with everything. "Ron can't figure out a muggle phone to save his life. He won't realize that the food you serve is ordered."

Hermione nodded her head and wondered why she had thought of that. "But what if we have guests?" she wondered.

Harry just smirked and gripped her hips. He pulled back and Hermione felt his cock brushing the inside of her tunnel as his member left her. When he pushed back in, she felt every ridge and vein of his cock pleasure her before he bumped into her g-spot, making her cry out and cum again.

"Then I'll be forced to join you in the kitchen," he teased as his hips started moving again. Hermione nodded vigorously as her pussy was stuffed again and again while Luna added whipped cream to her asshole, only to clean her off with her tongue moments later.