Queen's Blade: FLASH
"I AM NOT IN LOVE, DAMMIT!" Part 1
"What is with you! This is the fourth time this week you've attacked!"
Melona grinned menacingly as she stood athwart Leina, pink saber in hand while both ladies' allies stood on and watched.
"And this time I'll put you in your place!" the pink villainess declared as she quickly oozed her way toward Leina, hoping she might fake her opponent out.
As the inevitable happened and Melona howled curses after Leina, Risty, Nowa and Alleyne as they left victorious over their foe, Menace couldn't help but observe Melona's seething rage turn into what would be another all-night pursuit of that girl, such a fine servant in Menace's opinion, Leina's defeat.
"I think Melona's in love," Menace said, causing both Airi and Melona, who managed to overhear, to gape. "She has been a mite obsessive about that girl lately, after all."
"I am not in love, dammit!"
I Have Standards
Wholly unlike certain people she knew, Menace, Princess of Amara, had standards. After all, someone from her station in life must, it was unthinkable not to! Oh sure, she had slaves, that was her right! And even better, these slaves she now possessed were wholly loyal to her, had come to her rather than simply be bought or sold like mere chattel! And it was only right and proper that someone with standards like Menace took exquisite care of her slaves and servants, no matter what.
"Yes, I most certainly do have standards," she moaned in satisfaction as several of her servants, all female, provided her another scented oil bath while the men carried her aboard a palanquin to the bath side. "Unlike some people I know."
And that people, or person more rather, came so easily to mind.
"At least I don't go chasing after little boys, Airi."
As the men let her down gently and Menace's adornments were stripped from her luscious form, she gently slid first her legs, then her body into the oily warmth up to her neck.
Meanwhile, off in one of the villages from which a male servant of hers had come, his three children were finally all auctioned off at the underground slave market, many destined for brothels throughout the world.
But Menace had her standards. And all was right in her world.
She wasn't harming children, after all.
I Am NOT a Pervert, Dammit! Part 2
Melona was certain she'd figured out how to defeat Leina. She'd studied her target relentlessly over the past few weeks, spied on her every battle, watched her every move. Hell, she even knew her foe's bowel habits now just on the off chance that might help her achieve victory! Of course, she never attacked during those moments, not just because there was always the chance she'd be defeated due to unforeseen intrusions or other circumstances but also because it was obviously unhygienic to do so.
"And it wasn't because you were too enraptured by the act to do something?"
"I'm not a pervert, Menace! Dammit all!"
Yes, Melona was certain she was ready now. She had to have studied her foe long enough!
Today would indeed be the day!
"Alright, you blonde bimbo, prepare yourself!" Melona decreed as she ambushed Leina in the bath.
Reaching for her blade, Leina growled as her other hand pursued some retention of modesty. "Melona! What in the world is all this for!" Melona couldn't help but giggle as the two began to clash while the few bystanders began to flee.
As Echidna's and Risty's voices were heard off in the distance approaching, Melona chirped sweetly as she braced her saber against Leina's sword, "What does it look like it's all for!"
She only had to hold out a few moments longer, but between having no armor and an uneven and slippery surface beneath her feet, it was all Leina could do to defend herself and reply, "How would I know? I'm not a monster like you!"
Melona's brow twitched at that most hated of insults. "I've told you before, I'm not a monster!" she swung hard, breaking Leina's guard and pushing the beautiful warrior back a bit. "And once I've beaten you, your ass will be mine!"
"Leina!" Echidna and Risty called out in unison as Melona's words reached their ears. Risty followed up with, "Get away from that pervert immediately!"
Melona stumbled.
"Yes, I agree," Echidna lilted as she reached over and pulled her protege over between herself and Risty, who was now brandishing her mace menacingly. "You shouldn't hold acquaintance with such types."
"You're one to talk!" Melona burst out, completely missing the fact she'd lost the initiative. "I've seen what you get up to at night, elf bitch!"
Echidna raised an eyebrow at this. "So you admit you've been spying on us in our most private moments for your own benefit?" a grin crawled across her face. "The very definition of a pervert, I'd have to say."
While Risty looked askance at both her current traveling companions, Melona shook and shivered with incomprehensible anger before finally swearing vengeance and fleeing once again.
The Perfect Crime?
It was a rare opportunity to fight alongside her older sister, but Elina relished the chance as she and Leina both dealt with the bandits who'd thought to attack them while they were distracted by their reunion along the roadside.
"Oh, Leina…" Elina cooed as she nuzzled her sister's chest affectionately, deftly licking a bead of sweat off the older's impressively gifted chest. "You know what I like."
"E-Elina," Leina moaned in surprise at the act, but soon found herself giving in as her little sister finally managed to push her off into the bushes for a rendezvous they'd never forget as long as they lived.
"Heh," Claudette smirked as she finished the manuscript, reading it over as she took in every lascivious word she'd written of her sweet, charming little sisters. "And now, the finishing touch."
When the signature was planted firmly on the page at the bottom, Elina couldn't help but grin as her latest plan to finally bed her elder sister had achieved partial success. "It's perfect! This was such a great idea!"
She couldn't help but smack herself for being so stupid in nearly refusing to carry a letter the new queen had entrusted to her to its destination. Without it, she wouldn't have been able to copy the signature of her eldest sister so effectively, and Leina might have gotten suspicious.
"Now to show Leina what naughty stuff I found in Claudette's room! Oh, Leina! Hug me close, our sister's such a pervert! Who knows what she's thinking of doing to me with the power she has now!"
Elina's laugh echoed about her as she hurried down the road, giving only a brief thought to the letter she was supposed to deliver as she prayed what was writ in the story, or at least the latter half, would indeed come to pass.
Huh, Looks Like You Were Right. Part 3
Melona took her time now. It wasn't enough to know her opponent physically, she had to get into the head of that buxom blonde bimbo, really get to know her as a person. Not just her personality, her physical shape and skills, but what made her the way she was, why she did the things she does.
And so, Melona went looking into the Vance family. And though it was hard going, when she did finally crack that nut?
God, was the filling so juicy! This was guaranteed to work!
"Oh, Leina!" Melona grinned as she perched above her target, the other female quickly turning and putting distance between herself and Melona. "Aw, did I scare you?"
"What is the meaning of all this!" Leina barked as she gripped her blade, preparing once more for a hard battle with this persistent creature.
Melona smirked, her eyes narrowing as she spied her prey. "What's up with that reaction? I was only coming by to tell you something!"
Leina couldn't help the confusion now evident on her face, but still she held fast, her stance never wavering. "And why would I want to hear what you have to say?"
"It's about your family. The Vance family."
Leina couldn't help the shocked look that crossed her face. "You better not have harmed my family!"
Laughing, Melona shook her head. "Ah, no, not this time," she snickered into her arm. "I was just looking into your mommy, that's all."
"My… mother?" Leina was now thoroughly confused. "What about my mother?"
Melona swung off her perch and landed across from Leina, hands on her hips as she said, "Oh, trust me, I think you'll want to learn just how mother dearest REALLY helped and fought for the people."
And when Leina heard what Melona had to say, her blade fell from her hands as she denied what she was hearing.
"N-no! There's just no way that could be true!"
"Face the facts!" Melona chirped happily, a crazed look in her eyes as Menace and Airi watched on out of earshot. "Your dearest, most wonderful mommy you've always looked up to was actually a stripper!"
"No! You have to be lying! There's just no way!"
"Really?" Melona was trembling now, her victory so damn near! "Have you even taken a look at that armor? I mean, how the hell does it even manage to protect you, anyways? But hey," Melona shrugged, "at least she made the people REAL happy, just like I'm sure you have!"
When she really looked at it like that, Leina couldn't deny it any longer. As she fell to her knees, she wailed, "No!" long and loud.
Melona laughed crazily, her hands outstretched as she approached her prey. "That's right! Feel the hopelessness of it all! Look at your armor and see the truth!" drooling now, Melona couldn't help herself as she nearly screamed, "Now, damaged goods, come to MAMA!"
As Airi and Menace watched on at the spectacle before them, Menace couldn't help but silently admire the shades of pink and red Leina was now turning at Melona's touch. Airi, however, couldn't believe what she was saying as she looked at the princess beside her and said, "You were right, Menace. I shouldn't have doubted you."
As Menace wiped some unbecoming drool from her own lips, she crossed her arms and nodded. "Take it from me, obsessiveness and love are just two sides of the same coin!"
Airi wasn't too sure about that, but she didn't say anything. It was bad enough being wrong once to Menace, she was not in the mood to make it twice.
End
A/N: Just some short flash stories for a series I've always wanted to write for. Don't know if there will be any further stories, but hopefully there will be. I liked doing this just for the fun of it.
Thank you for your time!