MONOLOGUES 6- NORA COSMA
NORA
Am I an evil person? I never thought of myself to be one. You know, I've done so much for this fucking family that almost none of them would be where they are without my guidance! My money! I could've easily kicked Linnie and the 3 brats out when they were living with me, so I don't understand why they can't be more grateful. It always seems like people expect more out of me, even though they don't fucking appreciate me. Hell, my piece of shit husband told me that his ass is going to find a job so he can leave me. Pfft..yeah right!
I know Linnie well, and he's so pathetic. He'll come crawling back, apologizing for the way he's behaved, or begging to have more children with me. Sometimes, the little motherfucker would hold me against my will. What a damn pervert. But no, no one ever blinks an eye at sweet little Linnie. Forget all this shortcomings! Let's focus on mine!
Besides, he's got no skills or qualifications, so what job could be possibly apply for that's right for him? If there's a job where you get to be a useless slut all day, then there he has it. Just gotta splah a little make up on him. Nothing huge.
Everyone always tells me that I need to mind my own business, but you know what? I really wanna know? Why does it seem like the world revolves around Linnie, when he doesn't work a damn day in his life! I'm a much better person that he is, aren't I? I'm funny and smart, Linnie just knows how to make a decent lasagna. Plus, I'm ambitious and don't take shit from no one. A quality that a lot of people have became too pussified to have. What happened to the good ol days where it wasn't a crime to be direct and up front. Maybe Linnie's too much of a coward to admit he's evil.
Damn...if it wasn't for him, maybe my life could've been better. I wouldn't be rotting away in a prison cell, only to be greated with a divorce when I get out. I still could've had my job, or chase my dream, hell, maybe even convince Arthur to fall back in love with me.
I just don't understand how every fucking time he screws up, all Linnie's ass has to do is smile, bat his eyes, and apologize before people forgive him, but god forbid I screw up! I get sent to the fucking Fairy World Prison!
I know I'm not an evil person, and honestly, this is a bit unfair! Does anyone think I'm a good person? A bad person? Aren't I the good one, not Linnie since he ran away from home for a little while. But no one ever talks about that do they? They just talk about what kind of horseshit Nora got into.