MONOLOGUE 8- MIGUEL FAIRYWINKLE
MIGUEL
Oh god, this can't be happening. It just had to be donor appreciation day, doesn't it? Now hold up, let me explain something. I am very grateful for the donations my company has received over the years since Big Daddy's Trash Corp had opened up. Without it, we wouldn't been able to make some of the repairs vital to keeping the building in shape and our business functioning. But every year, it has been tradition for my company to throw a party in honor of those who has donated at least $3000, and we get a list of the people that donate every year (the money does not include paying the monthly fee for valet service).
I just got done going through the list and…Mr. and Mrs. Cosma are on the list. Of fucking course. I was really hoping they wouldn't make the list this year, but they did, so I have to invite them. I had also heard that Nora Cosma, after a few months of serving prison, was able to make her bail and is free once again. Because lord forbid she faces the consequences of her actions. It's actually surprising that they made the list this year, since Nora blew a good bit of money on her release, but then again, Nora, working under Jorgen, does make a good bit of money. Probably almost the same amount as I do. I wonder why they still live in that cheap, wood house? I mean, it's probably taste but come on..give yourself a little credit. Yolonda also told me the lawyer she sent after them did jack shit and is trying to find a good replacement. Ha..good luck! This is Fairy World sweetheart! Do you really expect dreams to magically come true? I guess so if you're Nora. The lucky bitch.
Man, if it were up to me, I wouldn't invite them even if they donated the entire federal reserve bank. But I gotta do what's right for my company's reputation. Only problem is, I really hate to see what Nora will do at the party, especially since there's supposed to be a good bit of alcohol there. We really don't need a repeat of that one family dinner. I'm gonna be keeping a good eye on the Cosma's to make sure they don't screw things over. I have no problem sicking security on their asses.
I actually talked with Yolonda about it, and she said she was willing to manage the bar if I could just keep watch and make sure things don't go out of hand. Yolonda actually used to be a bartender when she and I first met, and I feel madly in love with her quick attention to detail and vast knowledge on alcohol.
I'm debating on inviting Wanda and Blonda over for the party as well. Wanda donates as well, so I have to invite her, but I hadn't seen or heard from Blonda in a good while. The last time she called was to ask if I would put some money in her account. She's never been the best with money management. When will she learn not to get so much delivery at her place, or spend so much money on jewels, or make-up, or something pointless. At the very least, if she's going to beg for money, she could try to have a conversation with me. I love her honest, but she's always had a problem with gratitude. I wonder where I went wrong with her.
Anyways, I'm gonna be prepping my skills for the Cosmas this evening. My gut feelings telling me one, if not both of them are going to try and ruin this for everyone. I've told Yolonda to be careful as well.