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"Haaaaaah... after that, I earned this... it's hard to stay a couch all day and night."

Naruto was relaxing in the public baths, it was in the middle of the night and he was the only person at the place. It was Devil run, so he was let in for free and humans weren't able to find the place.

"I feel bad for Issei..." Naruto stated, since him getting a good, long feel of Asia's ass had been an unexpected part of his prank that went wrong. It felt wrong for him to enjoy feeling up some guy's love interest, though his prank successfully backfired in general in that he had gotten a great feel of all of those girls asses.

Naruto looked up when he heard something.

The sounds of people walking towards the bath, and by the sound of the softer steps it wasn't dudes. Naruto looked at the wall, before his eyes widened when he realized that there was something about this bath house that he missed.

*POOF*

Naruto transformed himself into a NOT suspicious object, so that he wouldn't get called a pervert for what was about to happen. Not only that, but nobody other than Sirzechs knew that he was currently in Kuoh. He needed to keep the fact that he was in Kuoh a secret from everyone until the day he was suppose to have come.

Naruto became a bar of soap.

He became an orange bar of soap, because nobody would want to use orange soap when you could use the better scented soaps. The fact that he landed on the tile floor instead of where he where the soap was suppose to be was just a bonus to people not wanting to use him.

"Now see Asia, this is how skinship in Japan is suppose to be... between fellow girls."

"I see... this is one of the devil owned places?" Asia asked as she walked into the bathing area, after Koneko, Rias, and Akeno all walked in. Since everyone was done with their clients for the night, Rias thought it would be a great idea to show Asia one of the MANY devil owned and operated places in Kuoh that humans could not go.

Included the mixed baths.

There were devil owned arcades, devil owned clothes stores, and devil owned tech stores in the city, but this was a place where their species could relax after they got done with late night clients. After humans would of course be sleeping, and the human bath houses would be closed. Since there were plenty of devils and supernatural species in Kuoh, it made sense for this place to remain open during the night.

Naruto was the soap.

"Ah..." Asia slipped when she stepped on a bar of soap, sliding a couple of feet forward, before landing with her crotch dead on top of the soap bar she slipped on. Her butt hurt more than anything from colliding with the solid floor. "Ow ow..." Asia just stood up, and she picked up the soap that she slipped on.

Rias took the soap from her.

"Here Asia, I'll wash your back for you... you should learn to do it yourself to, you never know when you're going to want to wash another person's back." Rias said with a hint to Asia, but the girl didn't get the hint. They all sat down side by side at the washing station, where Asia turned so that her back was facing Rias.

A girl's back was smooth, soft, and small.

Naruto could feel the bones underneath Asia's soft flesh, as Rias pushed him up against the girl's back. Rias then grinned and started to rub the soap up against her own breasts, lathering them up until they were covered in soap bubbles. Then she placed the bar of soap between her breasts, and pushed her massive chest up against Asia's back.

"Buchou!?"

The bar of soap peeked out of the top of her breasts as she rubbed her body up and down against Asia.

"Remember, using your boobs when you wash a man's back... it's say the man will really appreciate it. You're a demon now Asia, so you can be more seductive." Rias used her soaped up boobs to wash Asia's back as she balanced the soap between her breasts. She gave a jerk and the soap launched out of her boobs, went over Asia's head, before she caught the soap when it landed in front of Asia.

She started to lather up Asia's boobs with the soap bar in her hands.

Rias' boobs were soft, and the bar of soap would practically disappear inside of them, but Asia's breasts were a different soft. They weren't the same pillowy soft that gravity forced to jiggle constantly, they were the softness that defied gravity in that they could resist the jiggle that physics demanded on them. Her nipples were smaller and a more pale pink, rather than the hard pale pink that Rias had. Smaller in size, smaller in everything, but they were harder and perkier than Rias. It showed as they soap bar lathered them up.

"Buch-buchou... that tickles heheh!"

"Now you try it... Akeno." Rias offered her Queen, who giggled and turned her back towards Asia.

"Lets see what you have Asia." Akeno moved her hair out of the way and allowed Asia full access to her back.

Skinship between demons was a lot more lewd than between human girls it would see, and while the bar of soap could completely vanish between Rias' amble chest, Asia's more modest chest couldn't completely cover the soap bar up. She pushed her chest and the soap up against Akeno's back, using her arms and elbows to push her chest together. She couldn't wrap her arms around Akeno and control her chest at the same time like Rias could, she needed to put a lot more pressure on the soap bar if she wanted to keep it balanced between her smaller boobs.

That pressure could be felt by the bar of soap.

"Hmmm... you know, this soap smells just like the soap that my family uses." Rias noticed the scent of the soap smelled JUST like the soap used by her family.

Naruto mentally cursed.

His scent didn't change much when he transformed, so the scent of the soap WAS the scent of the soap that he last used. It WAS the same soap that was used by Rias' family, since it was the soap he himself had been using lately.

He was the bar of soap.

He needed to reject his humanity and fully embrace the role of soap, otherwise he could lose focus and transform back into his normal form. This was EVEN more dangerous when compared to the couch situation, because he would transform back into himself... without clothes on.

"I'm sorry if I'm not as good as Rias."

"Oh don't worry, a clumsy girl has her charm too. I say, boys will appreciate how clumsy you are even more than they would if you were sexy about it." Akeno herself found the awkwardness in Asia's movements to be completely endearing. She broke off from Asia and took the soap from her, lathering up her breasts.

They were dangerously bouncy and elastic, her nipples were the same size as Rias despite her bigger boobs, but they were the same color as Asia's own. They were bigger and more elastic than Rias, but had a softness that was not pillowy marshmellow, but more like a marshmellowy pillow. They were the kind of boobs made for suffocation, and she pushed her boobs up against Asia's chest. She wrapped both of her boobs around one of Asia's boobs and moved them up and down, lathering up the smaller girl's entire breast, before moving onto the next boob.

"Do you want next Koneko?" Rias asked as she smiled at the smallest girl.

Koneko nodded.

It was just a little skinship with Rias, it was something that she was completely used to. She got it a lot since she had met Rias. When Asia and Akeno were rinsing themselves off, Rias got the bar of soap back and started to wash Koneko.

"Humans have a superstition that breast massages can increase your bust size... it's a fun idea." Rias could cover most of Koneko's back with her boobs, and with her arms she reached around Koneko and started to go up and down her belly with the soap.

Koneko had a tight body.

She had a little bit of fat so her abs weren't visible, but she had an athletes body where the muscle was EASY to feel underneath that tiny bit of needed fat. Her boobs weren't nearly as soft as any of the other girls, but they were the perkiest of them all. She had the smallest nipples of the lightest color, and Rias knew what she was doing when she started to use the bar of soap to indent those small boobs and play with them.

"Nnhg." Koneko's tiny moan was combined with the smallest of amused laughs.

Just a physical reaction caused her nipples to stiffen.

Naruto should NOT be here right now, and he was in a dangerous situation. Rias' fine hands moved him as the bar of soap in ways that were for sure bad for him reputation. He could now add all of the girl's boobs to the things that he was going to need to keep a secret. He was being used to scrub every inch of both Rias and Koneko's bodies as they traded back and forth.

Become soap.

Naruto had to mentally force himself to NOT turn back, he needed to stay the soap that he had become. This wasn't even a pervy jutsu by nature, but damnit if he didn't feel like a massive pervert by accident. He had JUST wanted to avoid a misunderstanding, and now he had another secret that he couldn't allow to slip out.

"Ooooh..."

"Nnhg ah."

Damnit if these girls didn't make it hard to stay focused on being soap, and damnit to him for not just transforming into some random girl and sneaking out of the bath when the chance appeared. Of course, the obvious course of action that he SHOULD have taken only now appeared in his mind. It was true that hindsight was 20/20, but the fact that he could be an idiot that was prone to not thinking things through when he panicked was a damn shame on him.

"You two done?"

"Sure just let us rinse off... you go first Koneko." Rias stated as she got the soap back, and Koneko rinsed off before she went towards the bath. Rias smiled, before she started to wash her face with the soap.

She smiled.

Naruto was the soap.

"Hey Naruto... first the couch, and now the soap... my brother might have kept you a secret, but Grayfia told me you were in Kuoh. You're quite the naughty boy, I like that."

He was the soap, AND he was busted.

Rias smiled and whispered low enough that nobody heard her, but she was smiling to show that she wasn't even angry over what had happened. She was going to keep Naruto's secret over what happened, because she had already known he was at the bath house before she even came. She knew he was here, so she suggested that all the girls come here to show Asia how skinship was between girls in Japan, and how it was between demons. Grayfia had told her that Naruto planned to prank them, and she figured it out on her own that Naruto had transformed himself into the couch when she heard from Sirzechs that Naruto could turn into inanimate objects.

She was impressed though.

If had not been told that Naruto was in town, she would have NEVER figured out he was the couch OR the bar of soap. It was pure luck that she was informed he was in town and in a pranking mood, but she could use it to her own advantage. She could tease Naruto, show off her body, and do so much to make herself appeal more to him.

She got no reaction from the soap.

...

'Huh... maybe I was wrong.' Rias thought to herself, and she was suddenly glad that she whispered. She would have thought that Naruto would whisper back to her, but she got NO response in the slightest from the soap. She put the soap down, rinsed herself off, and joined the other girls in the bath.

Naruto was the soap.

With a puff of smoke, a very small puff of smoke, Naruto changed from a bar of soap and turned himself into a very small mouse that hurried out of the bath and into the men's changing room. When he was safe and sound, he transformed back into himself and panted, his face burning red and his pulse faster than it had ever been.

"... Good... Rias isn't sure that I was me."

He knew that she expected him to whisper back, but he had become the soap. He had fulfilled his role as soap, and not talked to her. If he had talked, then he would have truly confirmed her suspicions and showed that he had been used to wash all of their bodies.

The couch thing was his fault.

Naruto did NOT intend for any of THIS to happen.

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